The number of nutrients needed by the subordinates is amazing, not to mention that they have just experienced several seamless battles, and the stomach is making revolution not long after eating barbecue, and the two of them can't continue with one heart and one mind. After repairing the house, go to the firepit at the bottom of the building to set up a big pot, and find a lucky alien antelope to cook on the spot.
"Let's get a few more chickens to roast, Da Leizi and the others will definitely eat them too." Li Cang glanced at the food reserves wandering around, "The alienation of walking corpses and beasts feels like an instant thing, what about this chicken? It will slow down like this!"
"Hurry up so that you can put the alienation of domestic livestock on the agenda?" Old Wang said, "When will you be lucky enough to grow some alienated grains and vegetables? Eating ordinary meals is almost the same as not eating them." In this way, this will become more and more difficult in the future, you said that if the alienation of the reserve grain is successful, the eggs laid will be considered ordinary eggs or. "
"Please leave me mellow, thank you!"
"Will you watch the fireworks?"
"?"
"I dumped out all the fireworks in the underground shelter, and I always feel uncomfortable being so close to the oil."
"You want to set off fireworks for me??" Li Cang's indifferent expression finally brought a trace of uncontrollable horror, "Are you fucking out of your mind?"
"Hey, I've let you understand it all. I'm the one who set off fireworks for you. I just set you off like fireworks. Isn't there still a little lady and a big Leizi?"
"What kind of fireworks are set off this year, do you think Da Leizi would like someone like that?"
"It's hopeless, looking at the thick eyebrows and big eyes, why do you even have a little bit of romantic bacteria?" Old Wang said with disgust: "It's over if you don't do it, and when Da Leizi asks, I will say that I don't have any part for you." !"
Li Cang can't quite understand Master Wang's brain circuit of listening to the wind and the rain. One is not a festival and the other is not an anniversary. Why is he crazy for no reason?
Besides, what's so romantic about fireworks? Didn't they just shoot dozens of tons of anti-aircraft guns out before they came out? That stuff doesn't look much better than this!
However, it's just a mouthful.
Based on the principle of avoiding risks and a strong desire to survive, Li Cang took a lot of scumbags to find a hidden place for the fireworks and set them up. These things had been dusted in the corner of the underground sanctuary for several years, and they were all on the table. Most of them are about half the height of a person, and there are seventy or eighty boxes.
"Such a little thing is enough to see a dick?"
Lao Wang waved his big hand to change it for me, seventy or eighty quickly prayed for multiplication to seven or eight hundred boxes under the glow, and improved the quality a little bit by the way, but as a result, the small two thousand coins just disappeared, which is even worse than praying for copy cannonballs It is several times more expensive!
Looking at those large boxes with extremely delicate shells and painted dragons and phoenixes, Lao Wang fell into deep thought. There is no doubt that he suffered a big loss from improving the overall quality in proportion.
When Li Cang came over with a bundle of ignition wires and an ancient pressure rod detonator, he was stunned for a moment when he saw the scene, and unexpectedly he didn't say anything to Wang. He was just speechless for a while, and said euphemistically: " If there is a consumption level in Xiaobizizi, you can at least get a diamond VIP card, such a strong and pure-blooded fool, tsk~"
"."
Li Leisi and Tai Xiaoyi were reading books and playing games on it to pass the rare leisure time, but they were dragged down by Lao Wangsheng. They looked at the roast chicken stew on the table, the oversized fruit plate and the drinks in the ice bucket with question marks on their faces. , and even a flower bouquet that was carefully matched with the aesthetics of two straight men of steel.
Tai Xiaoyi was so startled that her aunt laughed: "Oh, what day is today, it's so grand!!"
Li Leisi was suspicious: "It's nothing to be courteous, it's either rape or robbery."
Lao Wang got stuck on the spot, dared not speak out in anger: "Hey, what you said, at the level of Mr. Cang and I, let alone stealing, how can someone dare to stop it even if it is openly robbed?"
Li Leisi said quietly: "Stealing is not the same as stealing."
"."
Master Wang's teeth are all gritted, so I will step on the horse too much and let the two of you get involved in this matter. A straight man of steel and a woman of iron blood, together they are called alloys!
Li Cang: "Oh, it's a pity that the good girls have opened their mouths."
"What are you looking for? Meh? Meh!!"
Pa, a gray card exploded into light mist in front of Li Leisi, and Li Leisi's language system gradually moved towards GD.
【The Silence of the Lambs】
item card, purple
Purpose: Silence the designated target for 15 minutes after use. This effect cannot be dispelled in any way. The subject can only utter simple syllables such as "baa", "meow", "woof", "um", "ah", "oh", and cannot use any A more systematic language.
Note: This card is not a set card group, and does not provide supporting props such as bell collars.
Lao Wang's eyes are like brass bells, if you want to say ruthless, you are still ruthless, you kid neither leave room for others nor give yourself a way to survive!
Li Leisi gritted her silver teeth, almost wanting to swallow someone's feet alive, and cut the words bitterly. Li Cang clicked on the mini prayer interface and burst out laughing.
[Li Leisi: Baaaaaaaaa!Baa!What? ? ? 】
"Don't struggle, come, come, sit down, look, when you are not talking, you are as beautiful as a sculpture, how dignified and elegant you are!"
Li Cang pushed Li Leisi back into the chair, Li Leisi stared at him, and shook her fist at him bitterly, but directly fought with this unreliable guy—yes, the "patient" is amazing, that is, he can do whatever he wants.
"Hmm, cough, stop staring!" Old Wang poured everyone a glass of sparkling water, "I wish you good health and good fortune!"
"Abundant wealth!"
"cheers!"
"What~"
"Hahaha!" Old Wang couldn't help laughing, and hurriedly stopped before Li Leisi got angry, "Well, the first cup is for Teacher Cang, we can do whatever you want, after all, the degree of sparkling water is still too high for you gone."
After the first cup, the three cups were replaced with wine. After a few laps, Pharaoh cleared his throat: "Cough, actually, Teacher Cang and I have prepared a little surprise for you, lesbians, now , look over there!"
The fiery trees and silver flowers are all over the sky.
Both Tai Xiaoyi and Li Leisi were shocked, and there was a bit of emo in addition to the surprise, the combined romance of the straight man of steel was too abrupt and unreasonable, right?
Tai Xiaoyi, the oldest one, acted like a little girl, screamed and threw herself into Lao Wang's arms, kissing and hugging her, her arms full of fragrance, and Lao Wang sat there with a particularly embarrassing face, like Li lace of two cement slabs. Winking with Li Cang.
Li Leisi looked up at the huge number of fireworks filling the night sky, her eyes were a little confused, and from the corner of her eye she suddenly caught a glimpse of Li Cang's face facing her all the time.
"Baa baa baa?"
(Don't dream, my mother is not a little girl, she won't hug you.)
God knows what this sentence was translated into Li Cang's ears. Anyway, Li Cang suddenly replied: "You have it in your eyes too. It's more beautiful than the outside."
"Let's get a few more chickens to roast, Da Leizi and the others will definitely eat them too." Li Cang glanced at the food reserves wandering around, "The alienation of walking corpses and beasts feels like an instant thing, what about this chicken? It will slow down like this!"
"Hurry up so that you can put the alienation of domestic livestock on the agenda?" Old Wang said, "When will you be lucky enough to grow some alienated grains and vegetables? Eating ordinary meals is almost the same as not eating them." In this way, this will become more and more difficult in the future, you said that if the alienation of the reserve grain is successful, the eggs laid will be considered ordinary eggs or. "
"Please leave me mellow, thank you!"
"Will you watch the fireworks?"
"?"
"I dumped out all the fireworks in the underground shelter, and I always feel uncomfortable being so close to the oil."
"You want to set off fireworks for me??" Li Cang's indifferent expression finally brought a trace of uncontrollable horror, "Are you fucking out of your mind?"
"Hey, I've let you understand it all. I'm the one who set off fireworks for you. I just set you off like fireworks. Isn't there still a little lady and a big Leizi?"
"What kind of fireworks are set off this year, do you think Da Leizi would like someone like that?"
"It's hopeless, looking at the thick eyebrows and big eyes, why do you even have a little bit of romantic bacteria?" Old Wang said with disgust: "It's over if you don't do it, and when Da Leizi asks, I will say that I don't have any part for you." !"
Li Cang can't quite understand Master Wang's brain circuit of listening to the wind and the rain. One is not a festival and the other is not an anniversary. Why is he crazy for no reason?
Besides, what's so romantic about fireworks? Didn't they just shoot dozens of tons of anti-aircraft guns out before they came out? That stuff doesn't look much better than this!
However, it's just a mouthful.
Based on the principle of avoiding risks and a strong desire to survive, Li Cang took a lot of scumbags to find a hidden place for the fireworks and set them up. These things had been dusted in the corner of the underground sanctuary for several years, and they were all on the table. Most of them are about half the height of a person, and there are seventy or eighty boxes.
"Such a little thing is enough to see a dick?"
Lao Wang waved his big hand to change it for me, seventy or eighty quickly prayed for multiplication to seven or eight hundred boxes under the glow, and improved the quality a little bit by the way, but as a result, the small two thousand coins just disappeared, which is even worse than praying for copy cannonballs It is several times more expensive!
Looking at those large boxes with extremely delicate shells and painted dragons and phoenixes, Lao Wang fell into deep thought. There is no doubt that he suffered a big loss from improving the overall quality in proportion.
When Li Cang came over with a bundle of ignition wires and an ancient pressure rod detonator, he was stunned for a moment when he saw the scene, and unexpectedly he didn't say anything to Wang. He was just speechless for a while, and said euphemistically: " If there is a consumption level in Xiaobizizi, you can at least get a diamond VIP card, such a strong and pure-blooded fool, tsk~"
"."
Li Leisi and Tai Xiaoyi were reading books and playing games on it to pass the rare leisure time, but they were dragged down by Lao Wangsheng. They looked at the roast chicken stew on the table, the oversized fruit plate and the drinks in the ice bucket with question marks on their faces. , and even a flower bouquet that was carefully matched with the aesthetics of two straight men of steel.
Tai Xiaoyi was so startled that her aunt laughed: "Oh, what day is today, it's so grand!!"
Li Leisi was suspicious: "It's nothing to be courteous, it's either rape or robbery."
Lao Wang got stuck on the spot, dared not speak out in anger: "Hey, what you said, at the level of Mr. Cang and I, let alone stealing, how can someone dare to stop it even if it is openly robbed?"
Li Leisi said quietly: "Stealing is not the same as stealing."
"."
Master Wang's teeth are all gritted, so I will step on the horse too much and let the two of you get involved in this matter. A straight man of steel and a woman of iron blood, together they are called alloys!
Li Cang: "Oh, it's a pity that the good girls have opened their mouths."
"What are you looking for? Meh? Meh!!"
Pa, a gray card exploded into light mist in front of Li Leisi, and Li Leisi's language system gradually moved towards GD.
【The Silence of the Lambs】
item card, purple
Purpose: Silence the designated target for 15 minutes after use. This effect cannot be dispelled in any way. The subject can only utter simple syllables such as "baa", "meow", "woof", "um", "ah", "oh", and cannot use any A more systematic language.
Note: This card is not a set card group, and does not provide supporting props such as bell collars.
Lao Wang's eyes are like brass bells, if you want to say ruthless, you are still ruthless, you kid neither leave room for others nor give yourself a way to survive!
Li Leisi gritted her silver teeth, almost wanting to swallow someone's feet alive, and cut the words bitterly. Li Cang clicked on the mini prayer interface and burst out laughing.
[Li Leisi: Baaaaaaaaa!Baa!What? ? ? 】
"Don't struggle, come, come, sit down, look, when you are not talking, you are as beautiful as a sculpture, how dignified and elegant you are!"
Li Cang pushed Li Leisi back into the chair, Li Leisi stared at him, and shook her fist at him bitterly, but directly fought with this unreliable guy—yes, the "patient" is amazing, that is, he can do whatever he wants.
"Hmm, cough, stop staring!" Old Wang poured everyone a glass of sparkling water, "I wish you good health and good fortune!"
"Abundant wealth!"
"cheers!"
"What~"
"Hahaha!" Old Wang couldn't help laughing, and hurriedly stopped before Li Leisi got angry, "Well, the first cup is for Teacher Cang, we can do whatever you want, after all, the degree of sparkling water is still too high for you gone."
After the first cup, the three cups were replaced with wine. After a few laps, Pharaoh cleared his throat: "Cough, actually, Teacher Cang and I have prepared a little surprise for you, lesbians, now , look over there!"
The fiery trees and silver flowers are all over the sky.
Both Tai Xiaoyi and Li Leisi were shocked, and there was a bit of emo in addition to the surprise, the combined romance of the straight man of steel was too abrupt and unreasonable, right?
Tai Xiaoyi, the oldest one, acted like a little girl, screamed and threw herself into Lao Wang's arms, kissing and hugging her, her arms full of fragrance, and Lao Wang sat there with a particularly embarrassing face, like Li lace of two cement slabs. Winking with Li Cang.
Li Leisi looked up at the huge number of fireworks filling the night sky, her eyes were a little confused, and from the corner of her eye she suddenly caught a glimpse of Li Cang's face facing her all the time.
"Baa baa baa?"
(Don't dream, my mother is not a little girl, she won't hug you.)
God knows what this sentence was translated into Li Cang's ears. Anyway, Li Cang suddenly replied: "You have it in your eyes too. It's more beautiful than the outside."
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