The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

"Come here? Pour me another cup~"

Da Leizi was lazily leaning against the slope by the pool without opening his eyes, like a river drifter being photographed ashore.

In fact, there are two huge oak ice buckets floating on the water less than three meters away from her, which contain all kinds of fruits, wine, beer, juice, oh, and there is also a PSP that may need to be cooled down.

"You know how to enjoy and drink so much??"

“Wine and champagne only!”

Oh, Jiumengzi, Li Cang sneered.

Then he slammed into the water with a bang, took out a bottle of white wine, and poured himself a cup of green plum green tea that the little lady is good at.

Da Leizi was satisfied, and with a naive smile, he threw his long white python-like legs on Li Cang's belly: "Look at my legs and waist, are they getting thinner again? After practicing exercises every day, I will add a program and swim for two hours." , the effect is much better than pure practice!"

"No wonder you're so tired. Well, it's actually pretty good."

No matter how nasty the words are, Li Cang can't say much, so he can only do it like this, but his attitude is still quite sincere.

"Of course I want to get better. Proportional coordination is the most important thing!" Eyes narrowed lazily, "And to avoid nightmares, you will dream of the fear of being taunted and dominated by someone with a three-digit weight!"

She was referring to the three-digit number on the scale, the kind in kilograms.

Teacher Cang is a person with a strong sense of humor. In the past, in the early morning of some strange festivals, the society would often put a weighing scale with a bow and place it at the door of Dalei's womb to reap the tears of gratitude from his childhood sweetheart.

Li Cang suddenly felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy, and coughed: "The situation is different. According to the development trend of this kind of physique strengthening, it is not suitable to use the previous standard. Look at Lao Wang, when he weighed more than 300 catties, he was simply a ground tank. , now look--"

"King Kong?"

"Well, King Kong."

Li Cang swam a few laps and felt comfortable, then he heard Li Leisi say, "I'm hungry."

Teacher Cang looked at the many fruit stones in the bucket, and snorted in disgust.

The tone increased: "I'm hungry!"

Li Cang was about to summon a dog leg to feed it, when he suddenly saw the sign of a drying room for smoked ham marinade diagonally opposite the entrance of the nest, his eyes rolled, and he thought about it.

"Zi la la~"

A ham is smoked by the charcoal fire, with fine grease, crystal clear, like the salivation at the corner of your mouth.

The little lady and the bee colony cooperate very well. In an environment where the temperature, humidity and bacteria are controllable, low-salt ham is not difficult, but it is a pity that the time has not come, and it is still too early for the perfect flavor to be produced.

Da Leizi walked over as if following the fragrance: "Wow, the little lady knows that she will fight us desperately, and she will really kill us. Have you seen her bone-chopping knife with a third-level alienated bone and a bird's beak alloy?" No?"

"Shh, don't be heard." Li Cang suddenly became fierce like an old father who has been immersed in family law for many days, and slapped Li Leisi's paws: "I'm not familiar, change your clothes and wash your hands, it's wet, you It dripped water on the ham!!"

The little lady is usually gentle and submissive, but she is very strict when it comes to eating. Maybe she has inherited some of her mother's kitchen tyrant and cruel character. If she finds out that the two of them are stealing ham , It is estimated that he will be severely taught.

Li Leisi had a face full of reluctance, and she kept muttering as she walked: "I just finished washing, I really hate it, don't I just want to eat your ham, you are handsome and amazing, how can you let people take off your clothes when you come up?" reason!"

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Just after the sliced ​​steamed buns were baked on the charcoal fire, Li Leisi walked over with her plain face in a pair of sexy underwear. She rarely wears this kind of plain fabric, her hair is half dry, Blooming like tea, it looks melancholy, melancholy and astringent.

The old father who was turning over the ham suddenly froze, subconsciously took half a step back.

"Why do you look at me like that, you asked me to change clothes!"

"Aren't you hungry?"

"You hungry?"

Just, quite suddenly.

The ham is a bit burnt, to be precise, it is both burnt and cold.

Peel off the skin, and slice the leg meat into slices as thin as cicada's wings. This time, I didn't eat it with steamed buns, but it was more fragrant.

Li Leisi ate until her little mouth was covered with grease, she frowned slightly, and raised her hand to treat herself.

Li Cang was stunned for a moment, scratched his head and said, "It's unnecessary."

"You pervert have the nerve to be hypocritical!" Li Leisi snatched one of Li Cang's slices, and muttered like abandoning treatment: "Anyway, next time you resurrect, you have to do it all over again?"

"Uh"

Da Leizi's tone was full of boldness and scolded Fang Qiu for his brother first: "Look at your face! I like it but I'm embarrassed to say it! Hypocrisy! It's not that I won't give it to you!"

Li Cang became more and more cautious: "You really have nothing to do today. Anything else?"

"Crazy you! Meat! Take another slice!"

The bewildered teacher Cang was still dazed until he got back to the ground. Today’s situation is not right, the style of painting is too bizarre. It is said that Da Leizi has not reached the age of sexual rain plowing, is it too early?Drinking fake wine?
In short, there is a pit!

"The sack of the ball. One 55 three five 21" Li Cang counted quickly with his fingers, and was startled: "Hiss indeed."

bang~
Lao Wang and Li Cang bumped into the door of the kitchen with a loud noise comparable to the shattering of a rice vat, and Tai Xiaoyi inside was stunned: "You, what are you doing here?"

"If you put in a little bit more fucking effort, you'll be able to rub my chin apart!" Old Wang said condescendingly, "Hey, have you grown taller by sneaking again, you little brat?"

190's contempt for 185 is well-founded, showing its disdain.

Of course, that was the program before the disaster. Now, Master Wang is a proper two-meter-hanging zero, with a body of mixed fat and muscles, plus a 55cm arm circumference, and the aura at that station is at least [-] meters , Look at everyone is Guo Xiaosi.

"I am the boss, you are the boss, Language~" Li Cang patted Lao Wang's shoulder, and released a comforting smile to Tai Xiaoyi: "Miss, you are busy with your work, so I will make some sugar water."

(Note: Language, can be translated pay attention to words)
Tai Xiaoyi's face turned red, one is because of the pronunciation, and the other is because of the sugar water. Speaking of which, the fact that women's menstrual periods are approaching each other is not a popular science meme used to make fun of straight men, but it is specific to individuals
Teacher Cang boiled and sipped ginger syrup to make people really greedy, but every time she rubbed lace's sugar water, she always felt very weird, feeling overwhelmed and ashamed that someone had discovered a little secret.

Li Cang endured it very seriously, trying to inject full of heart. A woman's mood during menstruation fluctuates as much as her lust, because it would be extremely unfair to find fault with this kind of thing.

Although the sugar water is good, it needs a lot of heat, and it is better to plan ahead than to play on the spot.

As the saying goes, you have impeccable sternness and I have targeted urgency, okay?

"Then what about you?" Tai Xiaoyi suddenly looked at Old Wang with more scrutiny: "Why are you running here in such a hurry?"

Lao Wang quietly hid the red-tailed crucian carp behind his back, his heart has gone from Li Cang's atlas to the coccyx, everyone is fucking a straight male comrade, why is the curl worse than the sacrum?

"Of course I'll make fish soup for you!"

"What about the fish?"

"Here, the red-tailed crucian carp melon seeds are fried and then boiled over a charcoal fire to ensure that the milky white milk will be warm and warm after drinking. The sugar water is a deceptive thing. It looks good but not good!"

"So, in fact, you only caught this one fry in two and a half hours?"

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