Chapter 859 Hospital (+2)

A sea of ​​thunderstorms.

Lao Wang brandished the so-called Divine Tool [Fishing the Heavens Sign], the fishing rod was bent into a bow, and the fishing line had been thrown out thousands of meters long, stretched straight and straight.

As the lightning flashed, the fish-shaped alienated creature shuttled back and forth between the thunderclouds and storms. It was so fast that its shadow could hardly be seen, and it might be unhooked at any time.

"At least the second level! The second level!" Pharaoh's clothes and jeans have burst into pieces due to the force, and the fat meat that is dripping with sweat has stretched out a pair of ravine muscles: "The third level is also Maybe ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! I am turning around! Damn you mother! You come back ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Li Cang and Li Leisi were extremely shocked. People who struggled to catch fish in the river and even in the pond on the island now started to catch strange animals, and it was still empty fishing!

The sea of ​​​​thunderstorms is also a sea, and there are fish in the sea. It seems that it is barely possible to make sense?
Reasonable!

smooth!

After all, there are rules to protect the 1.1-meter difficult fishing line. The first level does not break the hook, the second level does not break the line, and the third level does not stop the rod. As long as the hook is not too exaggerated, Lao Wang will succeed sooner or later.

However.
The thunderstorm in front suddenly disappeared, and the empty island sailed out of the range of the sea of ​​​​thunderstorms. A mass of transition point that blurred the sunlight and distorted the space was quietly waiting there, as if it had been waiting for a long time, empty, luxurious, but not Brilliant and beautiful on its own.

Pharaoh was overjoyed first and then startled, roaring and moving wildly.

"Oh shit, I won't go back, I, I, I, I will grass my fish, fish, fish, fish, fish"

The body was wrapped dozens of times by the fishing line, but he still persisted. He forced the fishing line to be roughly retracted manually, and the ground of the empty island under his feet was cracked several times.

"Aw~" Lao Wang's boldness almost broke through the sky, "A fisherman never gives up, this is my fish!!"

Close at hand.

Old Wang swore that he had already seen the panic in the fish's eyes.

At this moment, the fish suddenly jumped up in the opposite direction, Lao Wang was caught off guard, and the big fish smashed the garlic on the soles of his feet with too much force, and was knocked down by the big fish in an extremely twisted posture. The violent impact was mixed with a bang at Lao Wang's ankle There was a dull blunt sound, as if something had cracked.

The big fish was bouncing and snapping, and it was a coincidence that the fish got off the hook. Old Wang made a wish for himself, and just swooped without saying a word.

Just when he was about to hug the fish into his arms, Kong Dao plunged into the transition point: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

For the first time, Li Cang vomited with gusto.

Uh, there seems to be something wrong with this description?

"Ouch~ I said Lao Wang!"

"You fucking don't talk! Ouch~ I vomit when I hear your voice~"

"Yuck~"

"Yuck~"

When he vomited in halfway, the fisherman Old Wang was holding the fishing rod and almost cried. His grief was unbearable, and then he suddenly froze: "Cang, Teacher Cang?"

"Fuck away!"

"I can't seem to feel my feet anymore."

"?"

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"The Achilles tendon of the right leg was completely severed. I prayed and treated it myself. The ligament has not been reset, and the rupture has healed. Surgery is required."

This is the general content of the diagnosis that Lao Wang got at Base 3. At that time, the doctor looked at Lao Wang as if he was looking at a ghost eating shit, and said that it is hard to imagine that even if a bone is broken, you all know how to reset it and then pray. Wish, why do you dare to treat the injury directly when something like the Achilles tendon is broken?

Lao Wang was pushed into the operating room with a confused face, and looked back at Li Cang: help me, help me!

There is a hospital in the base, and the launch is fast, the expansion is fast, and the technology iteration is faster.

The entire hospital occupies a huge area, just like a towering tree, every branch of the tree is covered with leaves of various sizes. These leaf buildings are consulting rooms, operating rooms, or a department. Each leaf They are all subordinate sky islands transported by various means, and they belong entirely to the doctor himself.

The base spent a lot of money on this, but fortunately, the benefits were high.

Subordinates always have indescribable trust in prayers, but they often don't fully understand the prayer itself, or at least not when praying for healing.

Trauma treatment is the simplest, but when it comes to more complicated ones, the subordinates will often generalize all injuries naturally, as if everything will be fine once the green light is swiped.

ummm
Speaking of which, Li Cang was one of the victims. For example, when Ms. Qiu was born, he was poked into a hedgehog by a wooden thorn. After a prayer, the wound was indeed healed, and the thorns were still there!

(Note: Chapter 112 Is your key inherited from your ancestors~Chapter 117 Gyrfalcon and food reserves)
When four white coats pushed Pharaoh into the operating room, the female surgeon with charming eyes was sawing a leg with a big mask on.

Chuck quack quack quack quack.

"Okay!" The female doctor swiped the light of prayer with a small hand: "Next time, remember better, 100% sure that you are right, and then pray for treatment understand, this kind of treatment is not a panacea, you have cancer if you have the ability Just try to swipe a green light, even the gods can't save you!"

The patient jumped off the bed alive and well, thankful and embarrassed, maybe the anesthesia hadn't worn off yet, limped and dragged one leg while bowing and thanking while retreating, as if a ghost was urging him from behind.

"Director Pei, this is the idiot who completely severed his Achilles tendon when he was hit by a fishing boat and then healed himself. We brought it here for you."

"Well, have you read all the preoperative notices? By the way, you're totally numb!"

"The fish is also working hard! I can even see it flicking its tail!" The old Wang, who had already been covered with a towel, jumped up from the bed in a jerk, with his legs swayed: "It's all numb? I just want to see one leg and you give me all." Ma? Do you want to knuckle my waist?"

The guy in the back who seemed to be drinking too much, taking drugs, or not waking up slapped Lao Wang's butt firmly, and sighed: "Good guy, the quality is good, this must be at least 30c up, It's hard work to prepare the skin, let alone filming, Director Pei, it's a big job!"

"Who the hell are you!" Pharaoh terrified, "It's scary!"

Director Pei: "It's terrible, how hard is this tendon! No wonder no one is willing to push me, I think they really admire my skills!"

There are too many things that Master Wang is afraid of. In this operating room, there is nothing that can make him feel safe except for the only cloth towel on his body.

Director Pei glanced at him again: "Either lie down! Or spend 60 yuan on tendons by yourself! Or get out! I've seen doctors and parents, but I haven't seen patients rioting in the operating room!"

Majesty overrides everything, thinking that this little girl is about to use a knife on him, Lao Wang temporarily gave up the plan to kill her or reason, and the doctor-patient relationship is vividly reflected at this moment.

"It's numb."

"Wait! I'm numb!"

"Are you sure? It takes about four hours for normal subordinates. For Achilles tendons of your strength, you can take them apart one by one, comb them, comb them, hook them up, and pray for recovery. At least seven hours away, you can bear the local anesthesia." ? I personally don’t care, the operation is rather boring, telling jokes by the patient is a reserved item in our department, and in the end, you pay for general anesthesia.”

A group of nurses laughed cheerfully, and the atmosphere in the operating room was extremely lively.

Old Wang was stunned, and lay back on the operating table obediently, and then he heard Director Pei say to the guy who just slapped his buttocks: "The dog is anesthetized, and the muscles are relaxed 60 times!"

The dog became anesthetized and barked: "If you follow the method of your chief surgeon, none of these guys will be able to step down alive!"

The next second, Lao Wang saw Director Pei gesticulating in the void of his lower body with at least a No. 36 scalpel, and panicked: "What the hell is this? A scalpel? Stab me Gildonima It’s big enough! What are you gesticulating? You don’t happen to have a doctor named Ling here, do you?”

"It's numb."

"Dalang, drink the medicine~"

"Hee hee, all our doctors are dead now. My surname is Ling, everyone can be surnamed Ling!"

Old Wang didn't finish listening, and fell into a deep sleep.

The equipment nurse surnamed Ling wearing a rabbit hat smacked her lips regretfully when she saw this: "Finally, an interesting one came, so it's embarrassing, if you can talk, let him talk more!"

Director Pei said: "Pay attention to the state of the dog under anesthesia, and give more medicine. It will be troublesome to know during the operation."

"Okay~"

The anesthesia probe looked up: "Damn it, this guy is really rich, no wonder his tone is so arrogant."

Nurse Ling: "Let me be Kangkang, let me be Kangkang, Director Pei, why don't we prepare this place for him by the way?"

Director Pei changed the No. [-] tool and was about to start filming: "Tell the outside world that I won't pick up work today, just this one. If you eat hoofs tonight, report your name, and ask the neighbor next door if the tractor for digging out excrement is used up, and take a few by the way. If you practice with great strength, you won’t be able to pull this Achilles tendon.”

"Oh"

General anesthesia is necessary, and the physique of the subordinates is exaggerated one by one. It is definitely not suitable to put hook machines, cranes and gantry cranes in the operating room, right? It is not only a test for the patient's psychological endurance, but also for the medical staff themselves Strength and stamina will also have a certain demand.

Li Cang met someone who was not very reliable.

The two little doctors were stunned when they saw Li Cang's back: "Is this really a spine?"

"Ah."

"Can this be pressed?"

"You are a doctor, you ask me??"

"I can't press it well!"

"You can't press it badly!"

"I dare not, I, I, I will find my master!"

After a while, the two little doctors brought over the other two extremely burly middle-aged female doctors, who together weighed at least six hundred catties.

The two looked at Li Cang and Li Leisi who were already lying down, and started guessing.

"Ha, I won, the one that opened the dragon belongs to me!"

"Tch, I lost on purpose, this girl's back shape looks really good!"

Knowing how to set bones and massage are two completely different things. For example, Li Leisi, asking her to give Li Cang a massage is definitely more difficult than breaking bones one by one and then resetting them.

"Little girl, you are lying on the wrong side. I always yell from the front." The middle-aged female doctor and the two little doctors behind him who were waiting to observe were staggered and retreated as if struck by lightning: "Why don't you lie down again and I will find confidence by the way? It really affected my performance a little bit!"

"Pfft~"

Li Cang laughed halfway and then was pressed to meow, and he couldn't laugh anymore, not only his back, but every inch of his body was ringing, it was a relaxing sound, an extremely comfortable sound.

Da Leizi was even more exaggerated, almost crying and moaning throughout the whole process.

【Cang: Can you please stop screaming? It's too much. You are more miserable than when we were playing chess, and you are working hard. What will I say when the eldest sister asks me to turn over later? 】

[Li Leisi: Get out! 】

Li Cang, who was about to continue typing, suddenly froze, clicked a few times on the mini praying interface, and gently pushed the eldest sister's hand away: "Big Leizi, hold it down first, I'll go out and go to the toilet."

"Hmm."

Li Leisi was in a daze and didn't care anymore.

The middle-aged female doctor who massaged Li Cang's back rubbed her hands with great nostalgia, and muttered suspiciously: "I can't, it doesn't look like it, I haven't even touched the renal reflex area yet, so I went to the toilet—hey, I said You, my consultation room is charged according to the length of time, hurry up!"

East District, Special Needs Ward.

Li Cang broke into [-] wards in a row, found several old and middle-aged people who were flirting with the nurses, and finally found a few familiar faces in one of them.

Almost half of Suo Zhihui's body was covered with bandages, and he was tilting his head to comfort Bai Huazi while whispering, while Qin Zhenzhen had one leg hanging, and Song Qiang and Qiao Jiaojiao, who were fighting the landlord with their arms hanging, were all captured by Li Cang The sound of kicking the door startled him.

Several female soldiers in the ward, who are also colleagues of Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen, were about to say something in a daze, when the elderly head nurse looked fierce like a hungry cat: "Why do you family members come back?" What? I don’t know whether I’m a man or a woman? How many rooms and beds? I don’t know the rules? Do you know this is a hospital? Do you think it’s your home?”

Little nurse: "Don't scold the head nurse, don't scold him, he's so handsome!"

Head nurse: "Handsome can be. Huh? This patient's family member, are you married? Do you have a girlfriend? I have a friend's daughter"

Li Cang frowned, looked around, and finally looked at Suo Zhihui.

Suo Zhihui lowered her head with red eyes and muttered, "I, I didn't know he would. Yes. I'm sorry. Everyone hurt me because of me."

"Are you all right? Are you all right?"

"Ah? Ah! Ah no. I." Suo Zhihui was at a loss for a while, "It's glass, I just wrapped it up in a scary way, it's ready, everyone is mainly for the removal of scars, tomorrow we have to wait for a prayer procedure, so .”

"En." Li Cang turned to the head nurse: "What did you just say? I will trouble you to take care of them. May I ask which operating room Wu Yisong and Suo Mingfei are in?"

"No. 13, Area B, hey, what are you doing, we are disciplined, we can't accept it, oh, come back."

"Trouble, take care of them."

The head nurse chased her out.

The two little nurses holding a whole washbasin coin in their hands whispered: "My husband is so handsome! My husband is so fierce! My husband scolded me! Keep scolding me! You can beat me!"

"Bah, why are you making such fuss when everyone is gone? It's obviously my husband, otherwise why would you give me pocket money?"

"A pot! Have you ever seen a red envelope like this?"

"Maybe this is what love looks like"

"Yeah, he's so handsome that you can't close your legs."

No one paid any attention to the two little nurses who had already fallen into their respective pink bubbles, Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen, a group of female soldiers who were sent to watch and guard, were blown up.

"Damn it! Is this your two male gods?"

"this this"

"Li Cang? Teacher Cang?"

"Okay, you two girls, keep your secrets hidden!"

"Before we came here, we didn't know that he was the slave owner of you two. He is too disrespectful. This kind of man is hard to let go, but even if we let us take another look, it would be good!"

The head nurse turned back and rushed back, apparently not catching up, confiscated two large basins of coins, and looked at Suo Zhihui very seriously: "What's his name? Are you a man?"

In the tone, there is already a heavy maternal love for the "friend" daughter who is desperate for her own life.

"He." Suo Zhihui murmured, "Not yet."

The head nurse immediately recovered her usual kindness and delicacy, and calmly moved a chair: "Girls, let's have a chat?"

Dangdang!
The whole room was full of people staring at the opened door expectantly. A group of young doctors who were eager to try saw the battle. The first one's eyes lit up, and then they saw the head nurse, and they shrank halfway. They looked back uncertainly. Looking for courage in the eyes of the companions: "Cough, one, check. Check the ward"

The head nurse put on an elegant smile like a feline before eating again: "Check your mother's room? Check the room! You are also worthy of rounds? Have you ever seen a beautiful girl? Call your department director! Immediately Disappear from my face!"

A group of young doctors who are full of enthusiasm are rushing around, only hating their parents for not giving birth to two extra legs.

(End of this chapter)

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