The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

As Li Leisi said, Rao Qifang's heart seemed to become full of innocence along with his face.

Refusing to show up, refusing to attend all activities, even his own subordinates would tell them to leave, every day they would either eat or drink or play wildly with the three little ones of cia, if it wasn't for Da Leizi, with his fist as big as a clay pot, sternly declaring that he was magnificent Rao Qifang might really be able to get involved in Da Leizi's social circle.

Rao Qifang's closed-door training results finally caused a sensation in the base, and even there were small-scale discussions on the forum, all of which were cloudy topics such as the height of traditional martial arts. It is difficult to come up with real evidence of "rejuvenation". The last few posts discussing the comparison chart before and after the revelation also ended without a problem after the base threw out Li Cang to buy "Hangong Meiye".

Leaving aside the seller's show, as for the question of why Ru Duxiu is also the buyer's show, some trumpets of the foreign propaganda and outreach department under the instruction of the base, who did not want to be named, interpreted it this way: Even before the disaster, traditional martial arts The effect of self-cultivation, health care, and physical strength is also widely recognized. The same medicine can cure diseases on some people, and it can cause anaphylactic shock on some people, blah blah blah.

The words are very polite, and the hidden meaning also successfully amused the crowd of onlookers: the gap between people is sometimes bigger than that between people and dogs, and you don’t take a pee to take care of yourself, you just crawled out of a ditch Crazy woman, she deserves to be compared with our instructor Rao, hetui~
It has to be said that in this era when it is difficult to delete posts, the base has really managed to overcome rigidity with softness, and tried its best to spare no effort.

Rao Qifang was not popular, but Hangong Meiye took advantage of the wind and soared, and the small-scale ones became red and purple.

Adverse effects are not without it, but it was fulfilled in a very different angle - Li Cang consciously found Jin Yujing, and asked the person from Jinyu to contact the ten-piece set of Hangong Meiye *n to deliver the goods to the little aunt, and it was good on the same day Fan nodded and bowed down and repeatedly promised to welcome Cha Gang, which barely relieved the little aunt's pain of losing a spouse that lasted for nearly a month.

Li Cang let out a foul breath: "e=(′o`*)))"

Timi is a sinner!
About the third day, it was the day when Li Leisi and her plastic girlfriends had planned for more than a month and had repeatedly postponed the party. The master blocked it, so it became a sequel to the story of the two big grievances and their more than 50 little ancestors.

As for the large-displacement heavy machine, Li Cang is not immune to the vulgarity, and he is particularly fond of it.

The problem is that with this group of girls on motorcycles, even the old Wang would turn blue and shy away from the street. There are dozens of women in the group. When they go crazy, the old Wang can only be molested. Guard yourself like a jade
What, Hanako is going too?

Keep Lima!
Not only Huazi went, but even the three little ones followed.

Such a group of Sailor Moons is quite spectacular in a group. In Li Leisi's original words: "Look at my legs, look at my waist, look at my face, don't take them out and have a good time. Ye Di drilled into a grove, you are a serious waste of resources, you know, otherwise, I will change into a shirt and skirt and wear a silk-"

...

"Go! Whoever doesn't go is a dog!"

To put it bluntly, Li Cang forced her to adjust a pair of jeans and put them on, barely recovering a little loss for himself.

Lao Wang and Li Cang buckled their helmets tightly, and they looked like a pair of 50 followers behind about [-] motorcycle girls. Of course, their speedometers may not add up to [-].

There is a microphone in the helmet and a real-time intercom, which does not delay these two things.

Lao Wang's bastard temper was lost by tossing, and he changed the channel and beeped in a super soft voice: "This group of girls are too good at messing around. Fortunately, my little lady is gentle, virtuous, and gentle, otherwise I will spend some time with them. I will struggle to get on the kang in the future."

"This lie is the same as the truth. Didn't you hide from the young lady? Since you came back, there is no normal soup on the dinner table. It's either black wolfberry or morel meat from Rong Cynomorium. "

"Hurry up and shut up, you are so promising, you can handle that dolphin in your family?"

"To be honest, I can."

"?"

Old Wang snapped up his middle finger, and the gas pedal with one hand disappeared.

Such a luxury platoon with 50 rides, with the current market price, is the focus of attention wherever it appears, especially at the entrance of black Internet cafes and bars
Li Cang's face does not allow him to take off the helmet, and he has completed the self-closed loop physically and psychologically.

He is sleepwalking when he is playing in a group, he is sleepwalking when he is singing K, he is still sleepwalking when he is in Harbin, even Lao Wang has gradually broken down and let himself go, but Li Cang is thinking, how should I report these guys for drunk driving? Does it seem more reasonable?

The answer is that my sister has it.

Who came to investigate this group of living ancestors only when he was full of food? Leaving aside Li Cang who can't be provoked, the rest of them are still unprovoked.

Gu Mengxi, the young ancestor of the Academy of Sciences, Qin Zhenzhen, the "loved daughter" of Boss Bei, Zhao Xiaoshuang, a well-known essayist at the base, and Duan Li, Zhao Yang's niece.
Here, there is not a single simple surface composition, and it is even more frightening if you take a closer look. They are all high-end companions carefully selected by people from all walks of life.
check them?
How unsatisfactory is life? Choose such a way to torture yourself?

The most important thing is that the drunk driving regulations do not apply at all. Except for Mr. Cang, who is allergic to alcohol, there is no way to convert the tolerance of the subordinates to alcohol and the standard before the disaster. Isn't it because the per capita Superman can come up with a relevant charter?

Besides, look where there are pure paparazzi and passers-by around. If you throw a brick and hit ten people, at least eight of them will be wearing Chinese tunic suits.

Here Li Cang sighed and drank the happy water, and Miss Ke Mier paid for all the consumption there and cheered.

The venue was not cleared, but there was an atmosphere group, lively, and thunderous applause.

Oh, and there are even solid foods such as the crayfish barbecue brought back by the boss himself.

Don't ask, the question is just to celebrate that these fifty or so crazy girls won a phased union war victory in a certain black Internet cafe just now, and we don't know what the hell it is.

When the group of demons danced wildly, two more girls with good looks and higher altitudes appeared next to Li Cang, one on the left and one on the right, dripping with sweat—this was already the fourth batch.

...

"Little brother, why don't you go to the lively scene and drink Coke here by yourself."

There are twists and turns of inquiries.

Red wine has no bubbles, and champagne has no black.

The two young ladies looked at that face, thinking that maybe they were blinded by the feasting and feasting.

It's our fault, not him
Coke is good, Coke has a style, just like him, warm but deep, low-key but not boring, it must be cold and refreshing when you taste it, right?
In an instant, Li Cang felt at least five, six, seven or eight eyes darting back and forth on his back. He didn't want to cause trouble for these two girls. After all, those crazy girls could do anything out of the ordinary, so he politely Sexually released an ordinary smile, pointing to the bully ghosts and snake gods on the stage: "I'm with them."

The two young ladies froze for a moment, blinked with regret, and snapped their fingers at the boy at the bar: "Brother, I can find an unopened bottle of the wine I kept and give it to my little brother."

The other young lady also had a resentful expression. It can be seen that she is trying very hard to control her emotions to avoid touching someone's soft heart and softer things deep in her heart, and she stays considerately and decently. a business card.

"Little brother, there are so many of them. Some of them look crazy. You will suffer. If you think about it, call your sister. We only have Mozi and me."

After finishing speaking, the two young ladies walked away with a look of disappointment regardless of how wonderful the expression on Li Cang's face was.

The boy at the bar showed Li Cang the gift of wine: "I'll save the most expensive bottle for you. It's inconvenient if you don't leave your name. I understand. My eyes can't be forgotten when you look at them. Wait for your convenience." When you come here, you can just brush your face, and it’s okay to realize it. It’s just that I deal with it privately. There are a lot of gangsters, making money is great for a while, Yaozi Crematorium, Sister Zhou and Sister Mo are only 28, the most important thing is that they don’t play sideways, they have always been just the two of them, the family has a big card but never causes trouble, understand what I mean Bar?"

The younger brother also slipped away.

Li Cang: "."

I said seven words to timi from the beginning to the end, just seven words!
Teacher Cang began to doubt life, and looked at his outfit from head to toe——

A white shirt with "My mom is super beautiful" printed on it, fit and comfortable jeans, and clean sneakers. When I walked to the jump point, I had already taken off the most valuable and least valuable watches on my body, so there was only one ring on my left wrist. An unremarkable essay.

My sister has a problem!Sister have any questions!

Dressed in a very natural and refreshing way, how could this make people assign sex to their career without even saying a word?

Or should I help out by pulling out my smothered wand and letting it air out?

Not long after, Pharaoh came down from the stage covered in sweat, holding a bowl of crayfish: "Eat something? I said why are you so dazed here! Miss your ex-girlfriend? I remember you used to like clubbing too ?”

shuh~
There was a whole row of heads behind Lao Wang.

"What ex-girlfriend?"

"Teacher Cang, you thick eyebrows and big eyes actually do such a thing?"

"Nonsense, how could this girl not know?!"

...

"Old King, I advise you to tell the truth"

Old Wang broke out in a cold sweat at that moment: "Don't mind it, ladies and aunts, I'm going bald for a while, I'm talking nonsense, really nonsense!"

Da Leizi thought for a while: "Should not be?"

Suo Zhihui said seriously: "No."

"Hey! Beat him up! Let someone Wang know what it means to speak misfortune!"

"kill!"

Lao Wang's laughing and laughing seems to be full of loopholes and screams, but in fact he is back to coquettish, and the feeling in it is very harmonious and warm.

Before the disaster happened, these old classmates here had the same attitude towards him. Regardless of Lao Wang's character, his family relationship is quite good, and men and women can get along well with each other.

This hard beating can't be done alone, Lao Wang has to drag his good brother into the water: "Hey, Teacher Cang, it's been a long time, what are you talking about with those two pretty young women?"

Li Cang: "."

I, surnamed Wang, call your second uncle!
A group of crazy girls wanted to ask this question, but Da Leizi didn't open his mouth, so they could only endure it, and when they heard that Lao Wang was so flawed that he decided to dig a hole to bury someone, they immediately followed Wuliu'er to booing.

In the end, Li Cang faltered and said what happened just now, everyone was stunned at first, and then almost died laughing.

Li Leisi looked Li Cang up and down, pinched the business card and looked at it: "Hey, buddy, can you tell me what your price is?"

Qiao Jiaojiao is even more not a fuel-efficient lamp: "Little brother, save a dozen of the wine we brought for the two before, and leave a name by the way, his name is Li Cang, Li Cang's Li, Li Cang's Cang. "

Li Cang: "."

Paradise, haunted house.

I don't know if this thing is a bad idea that was thought up by someone who is idle and dumbfounded. The regular items in the amusement park are go-karts, big pendulums, and ferris wheels. Let alone a bunch of walking corpses and strange beasts to build a haunted house, selling tickets in the front and treating injuries in the back Sell ​​medicine!

What's even more outrageous is that this project has been approved and even strongly recommended by the base after the green light was launched quickly.

It is said that on the first day this so-called haunted house was listed for business, more than 700 people had their arms and legs bitten by walking corpses, and more than 200 people suffered fractures and injuries to varying degrees due to attacks by alien beasts. The day trip boat carrying passengers towards the hospital directly earns a lot of money!
"The safety of the paradise is not bad. The walking corpses are disinfected every hour. They are all sawn teeth, bone spurs and toe claws. In order to ensure the authenticity, simulation components are installed. The strange beasts are similar, and there are special targeted ones. Corpse poison potion, according to the audience, provides different scare schemes, there are children's, 18's, and adult models, and it is said that there will be special models for subordinates in the future."

"I can already smell the stench of copper on Jinyu Jing." Li Cang's mouth twitched, and he looked at Li Leisi, "You want to come, and you didn't ask beforehand?"

"Oh, that seems to be the case, right?"

With excitement written all over her face, Li Leisi turned her head and chatted with a group of women again.

Qiao Jiaojiao said: "Are there any of you who are particularly timid? The degree of realism should be higher, but ghosts are all pretending to be walking corpses. If you think about it carefully, don't you feel so scared?"

...

"Yeah, walking corpses are better than people!"

"Should you only know how to chase people foolishly?"

"It's just a walking corpse, then I can do it!"

"Can I not go?"

Say anything.

After signing a bunch of agreements and terms and conditions, the two staff members solemnly and solemnly declared that they would be compensated for damage to the "props". If they intentionally and maliciously destroy the props, they would face high fines or even report to the police.

It can be seen that they put a lot of thought into the operation of the haunted house in Paradise. It is said that every prop in it. Ah, no staff have to undergo 3 weeks of high-intensity "training" before sending it in. I don't know What are you going to train for.

Finally, the staff said that in order to ensure the fun of the haunted house, no more than 12 people in each group should know each other, and how to use body movements to guide trained professional staff to give up routine injury behaviors such as biting when faced with situations beyond the situation.

In the end, the staff almost sternly emphasized to the group of 60 tourists who were about to enter the haunted house: "It is forbidden, absolutely forbidden to insult the props, defecate, spit on them, and even **, *** and * **** is absolutely not acceptable, what if the next batch of tourists have a cleanliness? Our cleaning lady will come and scold me too!

There were so many slots that the 60 tourists behaved like babies, blushing and stunned, but they couldn't think of any swear words.

When Qin Zhenzhen went in, she was still gossip frenziedly with her left eye and the right eye of the mosquito coil fan: "No, it's not like someone is really going to use an insulting prop?"

"The forest is so big that there are all kinds of birds!" Lao Wang replied after serious thinking: "Walking corpses are a bit too much, but the servants of fate can still eat."

"Go away!"

"nausea!"

"abnormal!"

A group of women threw a bunch of things over with crackling noises, causing Lao Wang to run away with his head in his arms.

"Haha~"

Tourists who came here but were not familiar with them laughed loudly, and many male compatriots showed meaningful expressions.

The rules of the game still have to be followed. The thirteen people they came in were Li Cang, Lao Wang, Li Leisi, Suo Zhihui, Qin Zhenzhen, Qiao Jiaojiao, Song Qiang, Duan Li, Huazi, San Xiaozhi and Ke Mi Son.

At first the staff refused to agree to add another one, but in the end Qin Zhenzhen took out her work card and insisted that she and Suo Zhihui were responsible for protecting the safety of these people and could not be counted as tourists.

It was probably the first time for the little brother of Paradise to experience this kind of operation. He was a little confused, but he was still very cautious and professional and said: "Then you can go in, and you can also invoice, but you can't get discounts or free tickets. You have to find our manager! "

Brother Paradise is crazy.

The entrance of the haunted house is a long corridor, which is a very ordinary undecorated cement corridor, with particularly dim lights, but it still gets darker and darker as you walk. The whole haunted house is said to be divided into two parts and four scenes, Chinese and Western styles, covering an area Reaching two-thirds of the entire Paradise Island, an astonishingly more than 22 square kilometers, in the case of non-subordinates, just hearing this number, you know that it is difficult to go the entire distance, unless the legs are no longer wanted.

The first scene: "The key to life".

It is a very typical biochemical disaster scene. Before the disaster, this kind of large-scale script is basically impossible to appear. If it is too small, it is boring, and if it is too big, you can’t afford to hire actors.

...

The first sight is a small town-style building with a western style. In the evening when the sun is about to set, with the blessing of technology, the dome canopy is so real that even the wind and sand are hot and empty.

"Hey~" Someone sighed: "It's so hard, it's so real!"

"Resident Evil first refresh your mind, everyone, if you want to pass the level and enter the next scene, you must get the so-called key."

"It's the first time I've come to a haunted house. Is there supposed to be a hint here?"

"There are some, but for this, it depends on what the designer thinks. Maybe there are none, and maybe we have to go in and find them ourselves."

"It's so interesting, the one who tells you a lot of rules at the door will be half wilted!"

Some people choose to stay with the big team, some people consciously split up and act separately, each has its own way of playing, Li Cang thinks it's pretty good, after all, the goldfish will grab and make money.
A deposit of 3 coins and 20 coins per person, tsk!
There are about 20 people left on Li Cang's side. The walking dead are nothing to be afraid of, but they have no clue and don't know how to play.

A group of people slipped and walked towards the depths of the town. The three girls who chose to follow them looked very timid and excited. Before they had walked for 5 minutes, one of them said red-faced: "That. Can you wait for us a little while, I want to go to the bathroom"

The other said: "I'm sorry, I haven't seen walking corpses much, and, and I thought it was the same as a normal haunted house, just be afraid of screaming and find clues to pass the level, I didn't expect this to happen, shouldn't corpses be used here? Is it trendy?"

A group of people smiled kindly.

"There is a convenience store over there, let's go there together, and see if there are any clues by the way."

"it is good!"

"A friend of mine said that the things inside are real. Of course, the props are not recommended for consumption. People who have a bad stomach will not care about it."

"No wonder the time limit is so long, and 180 people can enter three teams at the same time, not to mention that they can continue to release people later. I didn't realize it when I first heard it. Only when I came in did I realize that this place is too big. This town is completely one-to-one. Repeat!"

"Really put your heart into it, if you can't finish all the scenes this time, come back next time!"

"Hey, it's also open at night!"

Lao Wang found a bag of chocolates and ate them one by one, and asked the others if they wanted soda water. Everyone was exchanging the theme of customs clearance when they heard a scream from the bathroom behind: "Walking dead, walking dead!" ,Help!"

Two of the little girls ran out with a bloodless face, and more than 20 people rushed towards the bathroom, only to see that the girl who didn't come out was being pushed crookedly on the toilet by a walking corpse with its intestines exposed Gnaw on.

More than 20 people were dumbfounded at the time.

"Hold the grass, didn't you say that you have false teeth!"

"Save people! Quickly save people!"

"Save people first!"

An old man was about to smash the back of the head of the walking dead as soon as he pulled off the sink.

At this time, the little girl with her eyes closed and her face in pain twitched her arms, and a luminous key fell from between her fingers to the ground. It jingled, flicked, and flicked again.

A screen is projected from the laser-etched polygonal key, outlining a map with guidance, and a female voice and a male voice communicate quickly in English:

...

"The virus cannot be eliminated, biochemical disaster is really coming, God is punishing us!"

"Serena, it's not our fault."

"I printed 14 keys. On the surviving scientific research personnel, every two keys can be made into a pair, with red and blue matching. If the army can come, they can enter the laboratory through the key. At the same time, it is also an anti-chain reactor for viruses The only way to open it may be to destroy it by finding all the accessories.”

"Serena, Serena!"

Everyone looked at the little girl who was still breathing, and then at the "walking corpse" struggling to bite, speechless, helpless, and a little surprised.

"Good guy, it's strange that you have to let acquaintances enter together, and you have to reserve a place for the entrained npc when you co-author it, right?"

"Emmm, is there anyone who formed a team and signed up to be an NPC? I think this is a good opportunity for me to show off my acting skills. I've always wanted to be an actor."

"So what should we do, kill this 'walking corpse' in a white coat, or take the opportunity to take the key and run away?"

"Of course take the key and run away. If it gets tossed and attracts other 'walking corpses', don't we want to wipe out the group? Don't forget, everyone, we have signed the guarantee, and we are 'ordinary people' here , People say that advanced gameplay needs to wait at least three months for preparation."

"Look at the effort of 'it', you won't look up until you're full, right?"

Walking corpse: "Yeah!"

Everyone: "Damn!"

What's worse is Li Cang.

If you think about it carefully, there are still a few people in the base who don’t know Li Cangli’s lace old king. The three of them have a piece of this image, this and that, they have never eaten pork, but they have seen pigs running, right? Bar?
That is to say, among the twenty or so people in front of us, not only are there NPCs from the paradise waiting for the card plot, but also the companions that the base has found without knowing it, maybe they can even engage in linkage behind the scenes...

This game is much more exciting than the haunted house itself.

The mother star secretly transformed itself from us