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"Most of the gunners in the enemy army are captured government soldiers. Although they are much more serious than when they were government soldiers, they are far inferior to the gunners of our Yongyi Army."

"Besides, although the enemy army has a lot of artillery, they were all captured from the government troops. We don't care about those artillery, and they might explode during firing..."

"Hahaha..." His words immediately caused everyone to laugh.

Wei Zhice waited until everyone had finished laughing before continuing, "Although the bandits also cast their own cannons, they cannot burn high-quality iron materials themselves, and have no channels to purchase them. In addition, the bandits' craftsmanship is still the old mud-film cast iron cannons, so explosions still occur frequently. It's just that the bandits' law enforcement is extremely strict, so the gunners dare not be lazy or slack."

"So... the bandits' cannons can neither fire far nor fast, and they are prone to exploding?" He Zhenxiong asked.

Zhang Guodong, who was sitting next to him, gave the same affirmative answer: "Yes, it is true."

"Even so...then we don't have to be afraid of the enemy's cannons!" Li Fuming also said.

"That's not necessarily the case..."

Zhang Guodong looked at Wei Zhice and continued, "Although the enemy's artillery is not as good as ours, it is much better than other government troops. Their gunners are also very good. If their artillery is not as good as ours and it is easy to explode, it would be really difficult to deal with them!"

"Since the bandits' cannons are not as sophisticated and durable as those of our Yongyi Army, their range cannot match ours, and they cannot fire for long. Even if they have more crappy cannons like this, what's so scary about them!" Zhang Guangda acted indifferent after hearing what Zhang Guodong said.

Wang Pu also jumped up and said with a smile: "In my opinion... the enemy's cannon is 'weak and cannot be used, used but not strong, strong but not long-lasting'!"

"Hahaha……"

His joking words once again completely ignited the atmosphere in the entire tent. The whole room was filled with loud laughter. Where was the seriousness of the military meeting?

Even the Earl of Yongning, who was sitting high behind the Marshal's desk, was amused by his simple words...

"Cough...cough..."

Yongning Earl Zhang Cheng took a handkerchief and wiped his chin, then asked hastily, unable to hide his smile: "Wang Pu, where did you hear such obscene words?"

This sentence immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the tent to Wang Pu, the general of Datong...

If it were someone else, their face would probably have turned red with shame, but who is Wang Pu?

Wang Pu is the person who loves this kind of scene the most!
The more attention he gets, the more excited he becomes, and he devotes himself to a near-perfect performance, making himself the brightest star in the audience.

Being the center of attention is exactly what Wang Pu has always been pursuing.

"My Lord, this is your ignorance."

Wang Pu said excitedly: "This is not some dirty talk... This is the truth of doctors!"

"Oh. In that case, Ben is really ignorant."

Yongning Earl Zhang Cheng asked in a puzzled manner: "Quick...General Wang, please explain the reason to me!"

Zhang Cheng was curious because in their previous life, they always joked with each other about the phrase "impotence" as "flaccid and unable to stand, erect but not firm, firm but not for long".

I originally thought that it was just a jingle made up by folk doctors who treated "male diseases" at the time to attract people's attention. Who would have thought that I would suddenly hear it at this time and place today, and that this set of "dirty words" actually has a real source in history?
Seeing that Earl Yongning was so interested, everyone's expectations were instantly raised. Although some of them were familiar with this sentence, they couldn't explain the reason and legend behind it.

Wang Pu said with a flattering smile: "My Lord, you are in the prime of your life. You are in your prime and have the strength to move mountains and lift tripods. How could you know these secret techniques of sex?"

At this moment, silence is better than words. Wang Pu praised Earl Yongning for his strong physique, and pointed out that Earl Yongning did not know the art of sex and was not the kind of person who would waste his time on pleasure.

A master is a master!
These may seem like useless words, but when spoken by someone like Wang Pu, they are not only not annoying, but also very pleasant to hear, and even make the listeners feel a little benefited.

"My Lord, although Park is also sitting in the position of the general commander of Datong, he is not even one ten-thousandth as good as you in leading troops in battle."

Every time Wang Pu spoke, he would first praise the Earl of Yongning before he began his main topic: "I can't compete with you on the battlefield, but... in the romantic world, I am an ever-victorious general.

I think that General Wang has been able to dominate the entertainment world for more than ten years without falling, relying on the secret art of sex to maintain health. "If it is weak, it will not rise; if it is raised, it will not be strong; if it is strong, it will not last long." This is actually the proof of male impotence!"

He paused here, took a sip of herbal tea leisurely, and then continued under everyone's attention: "In the Suwen of Huangdi Neijing, there is a chapter on the correspondence between Yin and Yang, and in the Jingjin chapter of Lingshu, it is called 'Yinwei'.

Moreover, there is a separate chapter on atrophy in Suwen, which calls it the syndrome of "muscle atrophy", which means "the mind is endless, the wishes are not fulfilled, the thoughts are lustful, the sexual intercourse is too much, the tendons are relaxed, and the tendons become atrophy."

"This is both Yang Wei and Yin Wei, and also Jin Wei... This... This has confused us all!"

"General Guangda, please don't worry. Let me tell you in detail..."

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Wang Pu smiled and continued, "Don't be fooled by the exaggerated description in the 'Huangdi Neijing', which seems very mysterious, but in fact this disease is just a symptom of male impotence.

That is to say... like all of you here...

Due to excessive greed for the pleasure of sexual intercourse and excessive indulgence, the body becomes weak, the tendons are not nourished and become loose, causing our men's thing to become weak and unable to rise, and it cannot be erected during sex, or it can be erect but cannot last. This is a disease.

During the Zhengde period of the Ming Dynasty, Wang Lun, the governor of Huguang, wrote a book called "Ming Yi Za Zhu" (Miscellaneous Writings of Ming Doctors) in Volume 3, which included a chapter on "Male Impotence". In the Jingyue Complete Works written by Zhang Jiebin, a famous doctor of the time and known as "Zhang Shudi", there was a separate chapter on "Impotence" to discuss this male disease.

"Oh... this Zhang Jiebin is amazing!"

Yongning Bo sighed and continued, "Since General Wang is familiar with him, could you please come and meet me?"

"Master, Zhang Jiebin is indeed remarkable. He was also born in a military household in Shaoxing. When he was young, he followed his father to the capital to work. He once studied under Jin Ying, a famous doctor in the capital. His medical skills are superb and he is well-known inside and outside the capital."

Wang Pu then changed the subject and said, "However, I, Old Pu, have only met him a few times. I heard that Zhang Jiebin had already resigned and returned home. I will send someone with a letter to Shaoxing to look for him. As long as he is still alive, I will definitely invite him to come."

Upon hearing this, Earl Yongning nodded, but did not say anything more.

But Wei Zhice on the side praised him, "I didn't expect that General Wang is also a great doctor. You can't judge a person by his appearance!"

"Ha ha……"

Wang Puxi said with a smile: "General Zhice, please stop laughing at me. I don't know any medical skills, but I have studied the art of sex and know a little bit. It was because you asked me today that I dared to show off in front of you and said a few more words. But I dare not call you a 'great doctor'!"

"Hahaha……"

After everyone laughed, Wei Zhice spoke again: "However, General Wang's comment of 'withering and not erecting, erect but not strong, strong but not long-lasting' is quite appropriate when applied to the Chuang Army Artillery Battalion."

"Hahaha..." (End of chapter)