Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Xie Fu's tone was still indifferent: "Oh, blame me, if you can do it well, why would I take the risk? I have already given you three days, should I give you three years, or 30 years?"

Gu Yuling heard the words softly: "This kind of thing needs to be done slowly, and it can be done overnight."

Xie Fu smiled and said: "It's as if you are dealing with major national affairs. A trivial matter such as a daughter's affair will be successful, but if it is not, it will be cut quickly. With your foresight and foresight character, after staying with your master for a long time, you will definitely be punished again. She was kidnapped back."

Gu Yuling sighed.

Xie Fu asked, "What are you sighing for?"

"Sigh how I fell in love with you, sigh how I was so hesitant."

"if not?"

"Yi is the first word, I should listen to the master's words without hesitation."

Xie Fu, who was running, stopped when he heard the words.

Gu Yuling said lightly: "What, are you angry?"

Xie Fu forced a smile: "No."

Gu Yuling poked her head out from his shoulder, looked at him sideways, and said with a smile: "The face smells like this, and it looks like a donkey's face, and he said no."

Xie Fu said: "I'm not angry, but I'm very upset."

Gu Yuling snickered, "Now that I know that when I torture others, they feel uncomfortable, and I don't know how to cut her again."

"So you're taking revenge on me."

Gu Yuling sneered: "Yes, I just can't understand your smug look."

Seeing Xie Fu's calm face, he said in a soft voice: "I have abandoned my principles of life, which shows how important you are to me."

Xie Fu immediately smiled and said: "Okay, so you are playing tricks on me."

Gu Yuling pursed her lips and smiled: "You are allowed to tease me, but I am not allowed to tease you?"

Xie Fu put Gu Yuling down and scratched her itchy place: "Let you play tricks on me, let you play tricks on me."

Gu Yuling suffered from Wuji pulse, and couldn't run even if she wanted to, so she had to dodge, and she giggled coquettishly after being scratched: "Fu, stop scratching, it's so itchy, please forgive me."

Xie Fu listened to the silver bell-like laughter, but became more energetic until he was out of breath from laughing, and couldn't even utter the words to beg for mercy.

After Xie Fu gave up, Gu Yuling was gasping for breath. After recovering, she gave Xie Fu a fierce look with her beautiful eyes.

Xie Fu just raised his hand, Gu Yuling immediately showed weakness and said: "Don't come again, I'm afraid of you."

Xie Fu saw that her pretty face was flushed, and the smile with the corners of her mouth slightly raised was so sweet that it was heart-warming, he couldn't help laughing and said: "You are really the most beautiful woman in the world."

Gu Yuling looked at Xie Fu with beautiful eyes, and asked, "How is it compared to your fairy garden?"

Xie Fu didn't expect that she would compare it with Xianting. He was most afraid of women asking these questions, but he said it from the bottom of his heart just now.

Seeing that he couldn't answer, Gu Yuling said with a smile: "In the future, when you praise others, think clearly, and don't just talk about it."

Xie Fu was also clever: "At this moment, you are the most beautiful woman in the world, but the way you frown is not beautiful at all, so you should always smile."

Gu Yuling smiled: "Okay, take me back to the foot of Shenhua Peak."

Master Xie knew that it would be a waste of effort to try to persuade her to change her mind with words, so Yu Ling just admitted her death, and simply said with a smile: "Okay, I will apologize to her when I meet your master."

Gu Yuling's expression immediately became serious when he heard the words, and he thought to himself, yes, Fu escaped with great difficulty, wouldn't it be self-inflicted to go back like this.

But I wanted to go back by myself but I couldn't do it. Seeing that Xie Fu was carrying her on his back and was going back the same way, I hurriedly said, "Wait back."

Xie Fu pretended to be stupid and asked, "What?"

"No, you can't go back, if you run into my master, she will kill you with a sword."

"Uh... how about this, you find a place first, and I will go back by myself after I untie the Wuji pulse."

Xie Fu replied: "To get rid of the traceless pulse immediately, you need to take a bath with Tianyingcao. Otherwise, we are not far from Weizhou City now. Let's find an inn to stay and talk about it."

Gu Yuling nodded: "Okay."

Xie Fu put Gu Yuling on his back and left, so there was no longer the obsessive look just now.

Gu Yuling leaned on his shoulder to see his upright face, couldn't help laughing and said, "You man, I can't tell whether your words are true or not."

Xie Fu asked suspiciously, "What do you mean?"

Gu Yuling smiled and said, "Just now you acted like a prodigal son, but now you are serious."

Xie Fu laughed: "I'm impatient."

"Why are you anxious?"

"Xiang Xunjian Inn, so that I can wash your back and body for you."

Gu Yuling groaned softly, then lowered her head in embarrassment.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Also, take a mandarin duck bath with you."

After the mandarin duck bath was finished, Miss Gu Yuling Qingling couldn't bear it, and her face turned red again: "There is no door!"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "What? Haven't you ever taken a mandarin duck bath?"

Gu Yuling said angrily: "Of course not!"

"No, then I have to try it, the taste... tsk tsk... don't mention too much..."

Gu Yuling pinched him angrily: "Hmph, have you washed it?"

Xie Fu was most delighted with her charming demeanor of falling into the world, and couldn't help but stop to take a good look at her at this moment.

Gu Yuling exerted his strength and asked, "Have you washed it?"

Xie Fu pretended to be in pain, and cried out ahhh.

Gu Yuling smiled lightly: "Don't pretend, it's not a sword piercing in." Although he said so, his fingers gave strength.

"No, I feel sorry for your nails. It's going to hurt, but what to do, come here, stretch out your fingers, and let me see if you've pinched them."

Gu Yuling chuckled and said, "It's illegal for you to pervert like this. I'm pinching you."

"Auntie, sometimes I worry that you have been abducted."

"how do I say this?"

"You don't know how pure and easy you are to deceive."

Gu Yuling smiled sweetly: "But I have never been deceived since I was a child."

"That's weird."

"What's so strange, others don't even have a chance to lie to me."

Xie Fu suddenly realized: "I understand. You are so easy to approach, a pure fairy. I still remember when I first met you, I said ten words to you, but you didn't respond. You are so cold as ice."

When Gu Yuling thought of something, he couldn't help but chuckled: "I've never seen such a chatty, talkative man like you, who is more verbose than an old lady, I hate it to death."

"Is it really that annoying?"

"Yes, if it weren't for you being my relative, I wouldn't bother to understand."

"Then I would like to thank this uncle-in-law relationship, otherwise I would never be able to contact you, auntie, for the rest of my life."

Gu Yuling smiled and said: "Also, do you think that all the men in the world are as bad as you?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Am I that bad?"

Gu Yuling thought of Xie Fu's tricks to take advantage of her, and said with a smile, "Yes, it's very bad."

Xie Fu laughed loudly: "Auntie, you don't understand men at all. It's very difficult to find a dignified man like me in the whole world."

Gu Yuling said angrily: "You're not afraid of your tongue when you talk nonsense. If you are dignified, all the men in the world will be saints."

Xie Fu laughed: "Auntie, you are so innocent and cute."

"Okay, let's talk about who is more obscene than you."

Xie Fu said with a strange expression: "It's not appropriate to describe me as obscene."

"Anyway, you are the only man I know who deserves these two words."

"Then I have to talk about it and defend my innocence."

"Say it."

"Remember the scene where a few people sent you love letters by the waterfall that day?"

"Don't tell me I forgot, but the things you give are the most nasty and indecent, you should learn more from others, giving purses or something, this is the correct way to express love to women."

Hearing Gu Yuling's tone, he didn't seem to blame, Xie Fu suppressed a smile and said, "Oh, really? Should I learn from them?"

Gu Yuling didn't know whether he was angry or teaching Xie Fu, and said: "Whether those embroidered shoes are exquisite or not is another matter. At least they are careful and know that my shoes are broken, so it is very ingenious to send smoked dates."

"The most touching thing is the one made of wood plastic. You know that the black hair of the wood plastic is made of leaf veins."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "So you were moved."

"I just feel that our Lei Yuanzong's male disciples are a group of clean-hearted, sunny men, unlike some people who think about that kind of thing in their minds."

Xie Fu couldn't hold back any longer, and burst out laughing loudly.

Gu Yuling frowned: "What are you laughing at?"

Xie Fu managed to stop his smile: "Fairy Yuling, do you know that they want to smell you...to smell you...haha..."

Xie Fu laughed again as he spoke.

"Don't care about laughing, just finish talking."

Xie Fu coughed a few times, calmed down his emotions, and said seriously, "It's like this. After you left, they all fought to stick their faces on that square stone and burn them."

Gu Yuling was very puzzled: "What do you mean? I can't understand why you put your face on the square stone. The stone is cold, so how can it be hot?"

Xie Fu said: "Sit on the rock with your buttocks, and the rock will warm you up."

Gu Yuling looked embarrassed, and blurted out: "There are still things like this."

Xie Fu cleared his throat, and tried to make his tone more serious: "Put your face on this square stone, and you can feel the residual warmth of Fairy Yuling's buttocks, um... and the kind of otherness that has been soaked in your skin. Such a gentle fragrance."

Gu Yuling's pretty face was not to mention embarrassment and embarrassment, and she couldn't help scolding: "You guys are too dirty."

Xie Fu groaned: "Don't get involved with me, I never thought of such an ingenious way of getting close."

Gu Yuling said angrily, "Who are they?"

Xie Fu smiled and said: "I will not do the matter of betraying my senior brother. I said these just to defend my innocence, and I have no other intentions."

Gu Yuling snorted coldly, and said sarcastically, "Why don't you stick your face to the stone to smell like them?"

"Hey, why do I need to use stones as a matchmaker? If I want to smell your fragrance, I will put my face directly on your ass, wouldn't it be more real."

As Xie Fu spoke, he suddenly cried out in pain, but it was Gu Yuling who twisted his ear severely, this time it was really hard.

"Auntie, all right, I'm going to screw your ears off."

"Do you want to smell it?"

"No, no more."

"Do you dare to do such a dirty thing in the future?"

"Quit."

Only then did Gu Yuling let go, and snorted, "You don't want to be like them."

The two were talking and laughing, and before they knew it, it was dawn.

After walking for a while, we arrived at Weizhou City. Although it was early in the morning, the streets were already very popular, and they were all ordinary people who were running around to make a living.

Xie Fu looked at the pedestrians on the street, feeling relaxed and comfortable, as if he had returned to his place.

Although this Weizhou city is not as prosperous as Suzhou, it is still the center of a state after all, full of human fireworks everywhere.

Gu Yuling also became active because of the voices of people around her, the noise of cows and horses, and wanted to walk down, but finally gave up because of her disheveled clothes.

Finding a more upscale inn, Xie Fu greeted the waiter in the inn, and he was busy heating up hot water. After relieving Gu Yuling's tender pulse, he took a comfortable hot bath.

Gu Yuling originally thought that Xie Fu would take the opportunity to do something to him, but Xie Fu was surprisingly honest, leaving him to bathe in the room alone, without even coming in to disturb him.

This person, she couldn't figure him out at all. She was already mentally prepared.

I don't know if I think of embarrassing things or if I get smoked by the heat, my snow-white cheeks are stained with a layer of blush, which is extremely beautiful and moving.

After bathing and changing, he sat on the side of the bed, not knowing where Xie Fu had gone, hearing the noise from the street, he wanted to go out and have a look.

It's just that she only has a moon white plain dress on her body, and she has no clothes to change at all.

Just as she was thinking, footsteps came from the corridor outside, and Gu Yuling didn't know if it was the shop waiter, so she put down the curtain.

Although she was born as a famous lady, she lived in the secular world for a very short time, and she has never been alone outside.

The footsteps stopped at the door, and Xie Fu's joyful voice came: "Auntie, are you done washing?"

Hearing his expectant voice, Gu Yuling couldn't help pursing her lips into a smile. For some reason, she wanted to say, it's still in the wash, so you can come in and take a look.

It's a pity that he has already finished bathing and changing clothes, and replied with a smile: "It's finished, you can come in."

The door of the room was pushed open, and Xie Fu came in with a big package in his arms. Looking at the steaming bath, he said with a smile, "I'm late, if I come earlier, I can appreciate your white-skinned beauty."

The relationship between the two was not the same as before, and Gu Yuling was also used to Xie Fu's kind and casual way of speaking, and asked with a smile: "Where are you going?"

Xie Fu walked in and said with a smile: "I guess you must be worried?"

Gu Yuling was puzzled: "What are you worrying about?"

Xie Fu smiled and said: "I have no clothes to change, and I have to wear dirty clothes, but I am wronged by you, a pure and pure Lei Yuanzong fairy."

Gu Yuling laughed: "You can't use Yujie Bingqing like this."

Xie Fu opened the package, and a lot of colorful clothes immediately came into Gu Yuling's eyes. Even the women's personal clothes were prepared inside. I don't know if this person is careful or has ulterior motives.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I went to buy clothes for you just now, quickly take off the dirty clothes on your body."

Gu Yuling saw Xie Fu flipping through his clothes, and suddenly picked up a green wipe, and his face turned red. This feeling is so strange. It is the first time that a man is playing with a woman's underwear in front of him. .

Xie Fu smiled and asked, "See if you like it or not. I picked it on purpose."

How could Gu Yuling discuss this kind of matter with him in detail, so he reached out and took Mo Yi over, "Whatever."