Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Xie Fu raised his hand: "It's okay, it's okay."

Seventh Madam continued: "In Wenren Ranch, men have to be robbed, and whoever is robbed counts, so a handsome man like Uncle may not come back once he leaves."

All the girls laughed together.

This kind of scene can easily make big men blush and feel embarrassed, but Xie Fu is used to being in the brothel, and he is not afraid of group fights but is afraid of being alone.

There are many people, and everyone seems to be open and generous. You can also speak casually in front of people, and it is easier to communicate with each other in a relaxed and lively way.

"We hold the Hunting Lang Festival every year."

"Hunter's Day?"

"It's hunting men as prey."

"Sounds interesting."

"The most handsome one will naturally have a lot of women chasing you, and the ugly ones stand in front of you, but no one will hunt you down."

Xie Fu asked with a smile: "Isn't that ugly man unable to marry a wife for the rest of his life?"

"There is the Hunting Man's Festival, and there is also the Hunting Girl's Day. We especially respect heroes. As long as you are a hero, you are not afraid that you will not win the hearts of beauties and marry a beautiful lady. Uncle has both, so you are naturally very popular."

Xie Fu raised his hand and said modestly, "I'm not a hero."

The eldest lady Wang answered: "In the royal family's recruitment of relatives, Uncle overwhelmed all the heroes and came out on top. He is not considered a hero, but who can be considered a hero?"

"Sanfei even told you this."

Seventh Madam hurriedly said: "Talk every day, everything that can be said, even Uncle's temperament and hobbies, he also told us."

What hobbies can men have, nothing more than good wine and lust. To be honest, as a man, Xie Fu is quite embarrassed.

But Mrs. Wang said lightly: "Knowing that Uncle is an upright person, I have the courage to ask Uncle to be the master for us."

Xie Fu changed the subject: "Seventh sibling, tell me about the Hunting Lang Festival."

"In fact, the Hunting Lang Festival was originally intended to encourage women to be good at riding and fighting. Not far from Wenren Ranch, there is a wild tribe called the Tiger Clan. They often go down the mountain to loot women. The men in the clan often die in battle. There are more women than men, men are no longer able to protect women, women have to pick up weapons and learn to kill the enemy, and secondly, they can also protect themselves, and as time goes by, this Hunting Lang Festival has become a practice."

Xie Fu joked: "It seems that men can also be a driving force."

"Of course, if you don't practice hard, who wants to stay alone in an empty room."

After all, Mrs. Wang is a lady from a famous family, so she coughed to remind her.

"Oh, uncle is not an outsider, so there is nothing to say."

Xie Fu smiled, Seventh Brother and Sister, compared to what you just said at the door, this is nothing at all.

Perhaps he had learned about Xie Fu from Cui Sanfei a long time ago. The nine wives were very familiar with each other, and they were not too familiar with outsiders. The first time they met, it was like chatting with each other.

While chatting, a voice came from a distance: "Big Brother...Big Brother..."

The voice came from outside the courtyard, and after more than a dozen consecutive calls to the elder brother, Cui Sanfei came to the hall.

The rich aroma of alcohol immediately flooded the hall. Cui Sanfei's hair was not in a bun, his clothes were not neatly arranged, and there were lip marks on his face. It looked like he had just been pried out of the beauty's nest.

When the ladies saw this, their expressions were displeased.

Xie Fu stood up, and Cui Sanfei hugged him fiercely: "Brother, you are finally here. I have been waiting for this day for a long time."

"I'm sure I'll come."

After exchanging pleasantries between the two, Cui Sanfei turned to look at his wife and concubine: "We've met each other."

Xie Fu smiled and said: "I see, you are not at home, and the younger brothers and sisters will receive you on your behalf."

Cui Sanfei asked the girls in a deep voice, "Is there any impoliteness?"

Seventh Madam bowed her head involuntarily, for fear that Xie Fu would tell what happened at the door.

Cui Sanfei said in a deep voice, "Old Seven."

Xie Fu interjected: "The brothers and sisters are very kind and courteous. The seventh brother and sister are afraid that I will be reserved, so they specially talked about the customs and customs of Wenren Ranch to relieve my boredom."

Cui Sanfei smiled immediately: "Okay! Don't forget what I said, this is my elder brother. I can take care of whoever you offend in this world, but I can't offend my elder brother."

Wang said lightly: "Master, you have said it a hundred times, and your ears are calloused."

"Ma'am, go prepare the banquet immediately."

"It's already ready."

"Brother, eat and talk over there."

Everyone moved, and as soon as they were seated, Cui Sanfei asked his nine wives to toast Xie Fu one by one.

After the toast, Mrs. Wang was left alone as a companion, and let the others go back to the room first. Xie Fu took the initiative and said, "Let the other siblings sit down and eat together."

Hey, the nine girls were both surprised and surprised when they heard the words.

Seeing that the eight girls were standing still, Xie Fu thought they were reserved and respectful, and said with a smile, "Sit down."

The eight girls all looked at Cui Sanfei at the same time. Cui Sanfei was facing Xie Fu, and his face was turned sideways so he couldn't see the frontal expression, but his fat and loose muscles were a little tense at the moment.After pondering for ten breaths, he opened his mouth and said, "Okay."

Hearing Cui Sanfei's answer, Nine Girls' expression was shocked, followed by anger.

Cui Sanfei looked at the eight girls who were standing still, and said coldly, "Sit down!"

Xie Fu also noticed that the atmosphere suddenly became dignified, and said doubtfully, "What's wrong with you all? It's weird, we just have a meal together."

Just have a meal together!Some meals can't be eaten together!

In Chang'an, the master hosts a banquet for friends and guests. Except for the main wife who can sit at the same table, concubines are not allowed to sit on the table casually.

If the guest friends take the initiative to ask the concubine's room to eat together, it is implying to the host that he has taken a fancy to the other party's concubine's room and hopes that the other party can fulfill it.

The concubine's room is a man's subordinate, even if he has a son, he is still a concubine. Among the rich and powerful in Chang'an, it is common to give concubines to others.

And the wife is eight-carrying a big sedan chair, and the Ming media is marrying, and she is on an equal footing with her husband in status, and the son she gives birth to is also a nobleman.

This is why Xie Fu wanted to break the law in the first place, and the Ming media is marrying Tantai Heqing. Although it is not a precedent, it takes a lot of courage to violate the etiquette.

Cui Sanfei whispered, "Brother, do you have a crush on one of them?"

Xie Fu slapped the table and stood up: "Nonsense! A friend's wife can't be bullied, what do you think of me!"

With this beat, Jiu Nu's heart jumped out, but it fell steadily again.

"You fat man, I regard you as my brother, your parents are my parents, your wife and children are...you have confused me!"

Seeing Xie Fu's face flushed with anger, Mrs. Wang hurriedly said, "Uncle, you don't need to explain, we know what you want to say."

Xie Fu immediately scolded: "You know what a fart! You...you...why didn't you even fart just now."

Seeing Xie Fu's hesitant speech, all the girls couldn't help laughing, but their hearts were shocked, and they persuaded in unison: "Uncle, calm down."

Cui Sanfei said loudly: "Brother, I'm the one who is vulgar and dirty, I punish myself with three cups to apologize to you."

Talking about drinking three cups in a row,

Xie Fu pointed at Cui Sanfei and scolded: "Look at what kind of virtue you have now. Your clothes are disheveled, your hair is not in a bun, and you smell like alcohol. You go out to fool around all day, and where do you leave your wife and children at home?"

Xie Fu's angry expression at this moment is not just pretending, Cui Sanfei hastily said: "Brother taught me a lesson."

Seeing the uncle pointing at the husband's nose and cursing, the women thought to themselves, the uncle's words really have weight, who in Chang'an City would dare to scold the husband so much, and the husband can obediently listen to the training.

"You have nine beautiful, sensible wives. They are your blessings. How can you not cherish them? I warn you, just be a human being."

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xie Fu also took care of the tasks entrusted by his younger siblings.

"Yes, yes, yes." Cui Sanfei, who was usually domineering and domineering, was as honest as a mouse seeing a cat when he saw Xie Fu.

"I don't want to eat, I'm leaving!"

Seeing that Xie Fu was about to leave, Cui Sanfei reached out to persuade him to stay, but Xie Fu brushed him away.

Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai a few girls quickly stood in a row to stop them: "uncle, don't go, don't go."

"It's not your uncle anymore, don't call me uncle!"

Seventh Madam showed her fierce nature: "Uncle, don't leave."

Xie Fu glared at the Seventh Madam, which made the Seventh Madam panic, but did not back down: "Uncle, you are not allowed to leave without explaining clearly!"

Xie Fu returned to his seat and sat down: "What do you want me to explain!"

Mrs. Wang stepped forward: "Uncle, I'm here to explain. You can't just sit at the same table with guests in the concubine's room in Chang'an. We misunderstood and thought that you, Uncle..."

Xie Fu asked, "Why?"

Mrs. Wang couldn't help laughing at this moment: "I thought you wanted to ask for a concubine."

Xie Fu heard the words and stood up suddenly: "Nonsense! When am I going to ask for a concubine? I said that I will ask for a concubine!"

Seeing Xie Fu's angry and wronged expression, all the girls couldn't help laughing.

Mrs. Seven explained: "It's a hint."

"hint?"

Xie Fu shook his hands and turned around: "Why is it so much trouble to have a meal at your house?"

The girls couldn't help laughing again, and the laughter also diluted the dignified atmosphere.

When Xie Fu turned around, he secretly gave Cui Sanfei a wink, Cui Sanfei immediately understood, and slapped the table to stand up: "I didn't misunderstand!"

The girls were puzzled, and finally suppressed it, what kind of nerves did Xianggong show.

Cui Sanfei said angrily: "Just now I was just testing you, if you really dare to ask for it, I will break up with you. Although they are concubines, they are as inseparable as wives in my heart!"

As soon as these words came out, some of the eight girls were so touched that their eyes turned red. Regardless of whether the husband is a man or a ghost when he is away, he has always treated them very well at home.

After Cui Sanfei finished speaking, he suddenly opened his arms and hugged Xie Fu: "You are worthy of being my big brother, and only you are worthy of being my big brother."

Xie Fu was almost turned into a meatloaf by this fat man, but the ending was happy.

Seventh Madam said softly: "Uncle, what should we do now, should we sit?"

"Sit down, when you call me uncle, we don't have this rule, and we don't have this kind of hint."

Cui Sanfei smiled and said, "Sit down, sit down."

The two talked about their first meeting in Jinling, Xie Fu talked about Yangzhou and Suzhou, and Cui Sanfei talked about Chang'an.

The Nine Girls didn't have a chance to interrupt, so they just listened quietly while enjoying the excitement.

I also noticed that my husband is different from usual, usually it is manic excitement, but now it is a kind of gentle joy that is almost flowing, if it is not for the fat body, it will almost give people a kind of modest and gentleman temperament.

Oh, Uncle is really charismatic. Conquering a woman is nothing, but being able to conquer a husband is the true quality of a hero.

Thinking of the word "conquer", the girls couldn't help but tremble. The seventh lady approached Wang and asked in a low voice: "Sister, do you think the husband likes men?"

like men?