Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Xie Fu was about to applaud her with high fives, he was afraid that the empress would notice her, so he held back after all.

Seeing that the dance was over, these fairies were about to leave, and they also returned to the world, feeling very reluctant to part with them.

Palace banquets are all about having fun, so how could the emperor let everyone down and save himself, and said loudly: "I will toast to all the guests on my behalf."

Hundreds of dancers in neon clothes floated towards the guests on both sides. In the name of toasting, everyone can also have a close contact with these dancers in neon clothes.

Singers and dancers accompanied by wine was an inevitable part of the Chang'an banquet, and Xie Fu also saw the chaotic scene of men and women sitting together in the palace.

With the male and female voices, everyone let go.

Although everyone around was like this, after all, Xie Fu participated in this kind of occasion for the first time, after all, he still couldn't let it go.

He said he couldn't let go, but in the final analysis, the wine hadn't arrived, and when the wine arrived, Li Shaojin possessed him, and everyone present would bow down.

A dancer came to toast, and Cui Sanfei took advantage of the opportunity of the toast to touch the dancer's hand, and said with a wretched smile, "It's really soft and boneless."

The dancer seemed to be used to it, and said with a slight smile, "My lord, please drink."

Cui Sanfei didn't reach out to pick it up, but pouted with a fat mouth: "Come and feed."

The dancer brought the wine to Cui Sanfei's mouth, but Cui Sanfei leaned back slightly: "Closer, I can't rely on it."

Taking advantage of the dancer's body approaching, Cui Sanfei pretended to fall backwards, grabbed the dancer's arms with his hands, and hugged the dancer in his arms.

The dancer also pretended to be twisting and struggling, her soft body scratched Cui Sanfei, making her whole body feel uncomfortable.

Xie Fu was taken aback, Cui Sanfei, you have become the focus of the audience by doing this, secretly looked at the empress empress, who was seated above, but saw that the empress was still sitting calm and calm despite the chaos and excitement around her.

Looking around, although other people were not as presumptuous as Cui Sanfei, they took advantage of the opportunity of toasting and whispered intimately with the dancer while taking advantage of it.

Everyone took it for granted, but Xie Fu seemed out of place.

Shang Shuling, who was sitting on top of Xie Fu, said to Xie Fu: "Master Xie, this is the style of competition, so there is no need to be too cautious."

Xie Fu asked with a smile: "Master Liu, what is the wind of chasing the stag?"

Shang Shuling explained: "Back then when the feudal lords competed in the Central Plains, every time they won a big victory, they would hold a feast to celebrate their achievements. In order to reward the generals, the feudal lords would even call their concubines to greet the generals. If you want to have fun today, you don't know that you will lose your head in blood tomorrow. "

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Good reason."

Shang Shuling smiled: "I have been watching the country for 200 years, and my ability is superior to the heroes of the Western Regions. Could it be that I rely on reciting a few lines of poetry and putting on an elegant style, rather than relying on the style of men competing for the throne."

"A man must be male and wild. Whoever robs our women, we will fight them desperately. It is more practical than empty talk."

Xie Fuha smiled: "Could it be that Mr. Liu was born as a general?"

"This old man is vulgar. Master Xie, a talented scholar from the south of the Yangtze River, laughed at me. Although I have never stepped into the battlefield to kill the enemy as a civil servant, I am still a general after all."

"sorry."

Shang Shuling picked up the wine: "Master Xie, I offer you a toast."

Xie Fu raised his wine glass in return.

"Your Majesty Xie needs to let go a little bit, or His Majesty will think that the greeting is not good enough."

Shang Shuling's remark had a meaning behind it, and Xie Fu could hear it, but he was more worried that his incompatibility would become the focus.

At the palace banquet tonight, he didn't want to be the focus, so he responded with a smile, "I'm getting used to it gradually."

Cui Sanfei also took advantage of the dancing girl at this time, and said in a questioning tone: "This is Mr. Xie, the Jiedu envoy of Huainan Road, why don't you toast."

This songstress pretended to be flattering, but she didn't want to stay with Cui Sanfei, a fat pig. Seeing that Mr. Xie was young and handsome, he stood out among all the powerful officials. If he could stay by his side tonight, it would be very willing.

Desolately served the wine: "Thank you sir, please drink."

Xie Fu reached out to take it, but he didn't take the opportunity to take advantage of her like other people, except when he was drunk and insane, this is a developed manner.

Of course, sometimes this kind of politeness will be considered by a woman as a desire to refuse or welcome, secretly teasing, especially on such occasions.

Cui Sanfei saw that Xie Fu was still not used to it, so he helped him, pushed the dancer girl, and spilled the wine on Xie Fu.

The dancer looked panic-stricken, and hurriedly wiped the wine on Xie Fu's body with her small hands, saying sorry repeatedly.

How many men can withstand such provocations, seeing these soft little hands wipe from the chest to the abdomen, with a tendency to secretly go down, Xie Fu stretched his arms and hugged her, he was not drunk, this trick he I've seen a lot in the brothel.

The dancer girl uttered ah, and immediately pretended to struggle, but Xie Fu was not as frivolous as Cui Sanfei, he just hugged her and asked, "What's your name?"

"The servant's name is Hua Rong."

"Would you like to keep the banquet in my arms tonight?"

Or the man in front of her is handsome, unlike the old officials she usually comes into contact with, the dancer girl blushes and nods shyly: "Yeah."

It's just that Mr. Xie only acted too much, and she didn't like to put on a show to please her, so she said softly: "Mr. Xie, how about I feed you a drink?"

Xie Fu wanted to stay awake tonight and didn't want to drink too much, so he said with a smile, "I smell the fragrance on your body, I'm already drunk."

From time to time, he observed the superior seat secretly, and suddenly found that the emperor was looking at him, with a guessing and inexplicable expression on his face.

Recalling what Shang Shuling said just now, he kissed the dancer on the cheek and said with a smile, "It smells so good."

Sure enough, the inexplicable guess on the emperor's face immediately turned into a smile.

The king bestows great favor, but it is a taboo to give it and not take it.

The dancer was delighted, it was a different feeling to kiss a handsome man and an old man with wrinkles on his face.

For Hua Rong, the tormenting night that was supposed to be hypocritical, now turned out to be genuinely happy, "My lord, I'll feed you a drink."

Then do as the Romans do, or use this dancing girl as a shield: "Okay."

"My lord, open your mouth."

As soon as Xie Fu opened his mouth, the dancer poured a glass of wine into it, but she was used to pouring people, and she couldn't change it for a while, these dancers, they can only be relieved if they get the man drunk.

Although Xie Fu couldn't choke on this mouthful, a lot of wine flowed out from the corner of his mouth when he was caught off guard. Hua Rong reached out and gently wiped the corner of his mouth, "My lord, I'm so sorry."

"Hey slowly, you know? I'll get drunk after a while if you pour the method like this."

Xie Fu didn't want to drink his mouth, it would be fine if he could get drunk, but once he was drunk, he would go crazy instead of falling down.

"Yes."

Cui Sanfei smiled, and thought to himself, the elder brother is quite sensible.

The table here offers wine and drinks, and the show continues, with famous artists, singers, actresses, and literati alternately appearing on the stage.

Famous artists presented folk art, divas and actresses presented beautiful songs, and literati and celebrities showed their talent in poetry and prose, and they chanted a lot of poems.

Let's add a lively atmosphere and rich and substantial culture to the banquet together.

No matter who is showing it, they will take a special look at the empress, hoping that the empress can speak well, but it is a pity that the empress cherishes words like gold.

Xie Fu paid special attention to the actions of the empress, and also noticed this, and asked Cui Sanfei: "Why do they always look at the empress regardless of whether they sing or sing or show talent?"

Cui Sanfei said with a smile: "Every year, the grand palace banquet has a lottery. Famous artists, singers, actresses, and literati are encouraged to participate enthusiastically, making the banquet rich and lively."

"And every color face is different, tonight's color face is Empress Bo's happy smile."

"Oh, what's that lottery head?"

"That depends on who you are. If you are a famous folk artist, you will be rewarded with gold, silver and jewelry. If you are a famous singer, you will be given gold and silver immediately. Or another reward."

"It can be said that anyone who can win the lottery tonight is enough to change the fate of his life. Do you think it's tempting or not?"

Xie Fu said, "It has nothing to do with him, so he didn't care anymore.

But Cui Sanfei said: "Brother, you can also take the initiative to invite Ying. With your [sao] skills, maybe you will get the lottery tonight. Let's ask His Majesty for a bachelor."

Xie Fu almost slapped Cui Sanfei on the head, Empress Bo smiled!
It's too late for him to avoid her, and it's not equivalent to leaning his neck up to let her cut him, so he said in a low voice, "All bad ideas!"

"Hey, what kind of bad idea is this? Everyone has a part in the banquet tonight, even maids and eunuchs."

Xie Fu said with a serious expression: "I want to keep a low profile tonight, you are already high profile enough, maybe keep a low profile, you are not allowed to take this prize."

Cui Sanfei chuckled: "I don't have this ability, this face is probably the most difficult ever."

The scene of meeting the auspicious goddess in the holy pool came to Xie Fu's mind again, is it difficult?

Su Huaizhang sat among the royal family and ministers, feeling as if he was sitting on pins and needles, so he got up with a drink and walked to the pile of literati and celebrities.

Unexpectedly, this group of literati and celebrities looked down on him, no one had contact with him, Su Huaizhang stood there with a wine glass, very embarrassed.

A literati sarcastically said, "Hey, isn't this the son-in-law of the new champion? What's the matter? Did you get the princess's permission to come here?"

The angry Su Huaizhang wanted to show off his talents on stage, but he was not an idiot, he was able to become the number one scholar because of his real talents and learning.

After a few quick steps, he finally calmed down. Although he has the talent of the top scholar, among the celebrities who came tonight, there are many who are known as poets, poets, and poets. In the end, the name of the No. [-] Scholar is probably going to be in name only.

Alas, before he married the third princess, he was still the son of the Jijiu family, and he was quite famous and respected.

Now he wears the hat of a soft-hearted son-in-law on his head, and is bullied by the princess riding on his head at home, and despised and ridiculed by others outside.

The lively laughter around him seemed to be coming towards him, Su Huaizhang felt overwhelmed and was about to go outside to catch his breath, when he saw a familiar face with a dancer named Le in his arms. in it.

Su Huaizhang thought he was dazzled, and with disbelief, he slowly approached the past with his eyes fixed.

Xie Fu was drinking slowly with Hua Rong, you took a sip of a glass of wine, and you didn't finish it after drinking it more than a dozen times. This is not drinking, it is clearly an indirect kiss using the cup as a match.

Suddenly a man's face appeared in front of his eyes, only a foot away from him, making Xie Fu lean back slightly in fright.