Xiaosheng is not a nerd

The emperor saw that this question stumped the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, and asked aloud, "Empress, what exactly are you trying to solve?"

"Your Majesty, I don't know either. I just want to see who can figure it out."

The emperor chuckled, he didn't even know who wrote the question, and how others could solve it, it was clearly a joke.

But he didn't blame: "Queen, I think you have been in a bad mood these two days."

"Your Majesty, I'm homesick, can you let me go back?"

The emperor smiled slightly: "You have been asking this question for 20 years. For so many years, I have always treated you as my daughter and regarded you as my queen. Finally, can’t you keep your heart in Daguan Kingdom by doing so?”

The queen did not waver: "Your Majesty, can you let me go home?"

The emperor smiled: "You are the queen of Daguan, the mother of the country, and you will never see the sun on the grassland until you die."

Once the auspicious goddess returns to Beidi, and the nations of the Western Regions return to their hearts, Beidi's prestige will reach an unprecedented height, and it will be the day when Daguan Kingdom will be destroyed.

And if the auspicious goddess is left in the Daguan Kingdom, the nations in the Western Regions will think that the Daguan Kingdom is the destiny of heaven.

"Your Majesty, if I die, can you send me back to my homeland?"

"You can't die, so I'll find someone to pretend to be you."

The queen's eyes were a little angry: "No one can pretend to be me!"

The emperor smiled slightly: "Yilan, if you are alive, maybe one day you will be able to see the sun on the grassland again."

……

Xie Fu went to the toilet under the leadership of the maid.

The latrines of this palace are far less exquisite than those in the Jiangnan area, and there is no roof in the open air, but they are surrounded by walls to cover them.

He learned from the books that people in the Western Regions deal with Lazar very casually, regardless of whether they are men or women, they will deal with them on the spot when they find no one.

The Qin family came from Longxi, perhaps even their living habits were deeply influenced by Hu Feng.

There was no light in the latrine, but with the bright moon in the sky and the light outside, it was possible to see clearly that the latrine on the ground was filthy, emitting a stench, and there was no pure fragrance at all.

Even a careless person like Xie Fu would feel dirty, if He Qing met him, he would vomit all over the place on the spot.

The surface is glamorous and gorgeous, but I didn't expect the invisible place to be so dirty.

Xie Fu untied his belt, let the water go halfway, a person broke in and bumped into his back, so startled that Xie Fu shouted: "There is someone! There is someone!"

The man behind him didn't back out immediately, he took something like a scabbard and hit him on the buttocks, and said drunkenly, "Get out! My princess wants to make things easier first."

Princess!

Xie Fu was surprised, and saw her spanking his butt again, the water jets were snake-like.

"Slave, hurry up and get out!" There is no sense of first come first come first.

Xie Fu pulled up his trousers and was about to leave in a hurry without putting on his belt, but at this moment the princess swayed and she fell on top of him.

Xie Fu instinctively hugged his hands, and a fragrance that was in stark contrast to the stench came to his face, making Xie Fu feel very good.

"Slave! How dare you offend this princess."

Xie Fu was surprised, the villain complained first!Seeing the princess break free, she drew out her sword with a bang, intending to kill him on the spot.

With a sword, if an ordinary person was really going to be beheaded by her on the spot, Xie Fu just dodged it lightly.

The princess seemed to be drunk, her footsteps were frivolous, she slashed through the air with a sword, and she stumbled towards the latrine.

At this moment, evil thoughts popped up in Xie Fu's mind - this is really shit.

At the critical moment, he still stretched out his hand to give her a hand. He really couldn't bear the sight of a woman whose face was covered in shit and would leave a shadow for the rest of her life.

A charming face came into Xie Fu's eyes, her snow-white cheeks were flushed with red wine, and her eyes were dimly drunk. She was really tall, much taller than ordinary women, and her lips were close to Xie Fu's chin up.

The two sandalwood lips opened slightly, sending out a faint fragrance, and suddenly vomited on Xie Fu's body with a loud vomit.

"Hey hey."

Xie Fu hurriedly exited the latrine, but was still spat all over by the princess. If one of them couldn't hold back the kiss just now, but all of them were kissed, it would become his shadow for the rest of his life.

Xie Fu was busy wiping the vomit on his body, when he saw the princess coming out of the toilet: "It's much more comfortable."

Xie Fu blurted out: "You are much more comfortable, but I am not."

The princess sneered: "Offending this princess is a death penalty!"

A sword stabbed towards Xie Fu. Before Xie Fu had time to dodge, he saw the princess retracting the sword, and said, "It's not a slave, it's an adult."

Seeing that her eyes had regained some clarity, Xie Fu cupped his hands slightly as if she had just vomited a while ago: "Your Royal Highness."

Unexpectedly, the princess said coldly: "Can you offend this princess if you are an adult!"

This is a typical villain who sues first. Xie Fu feels that he has been offended, but no matter where this matter goes, he will not get any benefits.

"Princess, I was in the latrine just now. It was the princess who suddenly broke in drunk. I did not offend the princess."

While talking, Xie Fu pretended to wipe the vomit and shook his clothes, so that the third princess could take a good look at the purple official robe on her body.

The third princess didn't know if she really saw his official robe clearly, she regained her senses, and said with a smile: "So that's the case, but I misunderstood you, my lord."

Xie Fu saluted: "Your Highness, since I want to clarify the misunderstanding, I will go back to Hanyuan Palace first."

Just as Xie Fu turned around, he heard the third princess shout: "Wait!"

Xie Fu stopped, the third princess hurriedly walked up to him to block his way, said ruthlessly: "Only those who are above the third rank can wear purple official robes, I know all the officials above the third rank in the court, but you are very face-to-face. One possibility, you are a fake!"

After finishing speaking, he put the sword on his neck.

Not only was Xie Fu not surprised at all, but he said with a leisurely smile: "This is a royal palace banquet, can someone just pretend to be a fool to get in?"

The three princesses looked at Xie Fu for a while, then suddenly smiled: "I just want to see if you will be scared to pee, Mr. Jiedushi is indeed a hero with extraordinary equipment, with a sword on his neck, eyes Not even blinking."

Xie Fu smiled in his heart, if I am afraid of you, little girl, how can I mess around in the future, and said with a smile: "So the princess knows me."

"I heard that the prince's brother kept mentioning you, my lord. I just saw your demeanor in the Hanyuan Palace. I just wanted to see if it was as the prince's brother said. I just wanted to make a joke with you. Your lord will not blame you."

"Oh, the princess is faking drunk."

The third princess gave Xie Fu an angry look: "Cut, who is pretending to be drunk, I only became sober after I vomited, and I recognized you."

As he said that, his face changed immediately, and he said coldly: "If you are a slave, I don't care if you really offend or pretend to offend!"

When looking at Xie Fu's chest, his eyes became gentle again: "Thank you, if you hadn't pulled me just now, I would have fallen into the latrine."