Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Leno frowned, you are not asking for your own death.

Among the eight daughters, Pasha hated Xie Fu the most, and said in a cold voice, "Goddess, stop talking nonsense with him and kill him."

The empress looked bitterly and gritted her teeth: "Okay, kill him!"

With a clang, the Pasha drew out his knife.

Xie Fu hesitated to speak, perhaps saying that listening to the scriptures together could save a life, but he really didn't want to get entangled with this queen, and he didn't dare to take this Tianmai.

When he was hesitating, Shaluo said: "God, just kill him like this, it's too cheap for him." The eyes hinted to the god, we didn't plan to take revenge on him.

Pasha was about to speak, but the queen said first, "Execution!"

A woman came with a plan, and there were four instruments of torture in the case.

The first is a pair of scissors, the second is a plate of fetid shit, the third is a bowl of disgusting live maggots, and the fourth is a firecracker the size of a thumb.

Xie Fu only glanced at it and blurted out: "Queen, I am guilty."

The queen said coldly: "If you are guilty, accept the punishment, choose one."

Xie Fu glanced at the scissors, and Jing immediately understood what the scissors represented. When a woman hates a man, this is what she wants to do the most.

After looking at the plate of dog shit, I wasn’t sure I could eat it. As for the live maggots, it was really disgusting. From an intuitive point of view, a firecracker with a big thumb is easier to accept.

The queen saw that Xie Fu hadn't chosen for a long time, and said coldly: "Choose the same! If you don't choose, I will help you choose!"

"Is it necessary to pick? I'm guilty, it's all my fault."

"Shaluo, use it for him in turn!"

Xie Fu said anxiously: "Then choose the firecracker battle."

The corner of the Queen's mouth curled up, and she said to Xie Fu, "I knew you would pick this."

"Shaluo, use it for him."

But I saw that Leno didn't take the firecrackers on the case, but the firecrackers with thick forearms.

Ground cannon!This thing is used to open the code, and everyone can hear it with a bang.

Xie Fu grinned: "Isn't it the one on the case?"

The queen sneered: "Who told you about the one on the case."

Shaluo had already stuffed the ground cannon into his mouth, Xie Fu groaned, and switched to ventriloquism: "This will kill people, Empress, I just laughed at you, and I didn't do anything to you... "

Leno blew a mouthful of fire pockets, lit the fuse, and the fuse emitted flames and made a rattling sound.

Xie Fu looked at the rapidly burning fuze, and broke out in a cold sweat. Although he was not afraid of swords, he had never experienced this before!
Maybe he was too nervous, so he took a breath from his nostrils and extinguished the fuze.

Xie Fu breathed a sigh of relief, he hadn't been so nervous for a long time, his heart was beating so fast.

The sudden buzzing sound came again, but it was Shaluo who lit the fuse again.

This time the fuze was shortened and burned quickly, Xie Fu nervously murmured twice, and the fuze was burned out.

Xie Fu closed his eyes, and Queen Jing also closed her eyes.

There was no sound of explosion for a long time. Shaluo took the ground cannon from Xie Fu's mouth and said, "It's a dumb cannon."

Xie Fuha smiled: "God bless!"

Xie Fu really didn't mean to be provocative at all, at this moment he was just so happy that he couldn't help it, that kind of hearty escape from death.

But for the queen, this is simply a provocation, "I think God can bless you a few times, Shaluo, and let him use it in turn."

"You are fooling."

The queen smiled mischievously: "Didn't you say that you are not afraid of retribution, and retribution will come soon."

"I'll do it!" Pasha took a pair of large cloth scissors.

Xie Fu didn't need to ask, he knew what they wanted to do. With the firecracker just now, he didn't think he was just threatening himself.

"Empress, I have a poem as a gift, can I buy a forgiveness?"

The queen smiled slightly: "I said, I will not forgive you."

Xie Fu blurted out: "On the thirteenth day of the first lunar month, at Amitabha Temple, at midnight, fate is in the compartment."

The queen was stunned, her mind was in a trance, and suddenly seeing that Pasha had already slashed, she hurriedly shouted: "Stop!"

"Goddess, this man is glib and eloquent, don't listen to his nonsense."

The queen said lightly: "You go out first."

"Goddess."

"go out!"

Unknowingly, the queen's voice was a little deep, as if something serious had happened.

All eight girls left the hall, but the queen asked Shaluo to stay.

Her mind was a little confused now. One moment it was the destined person at Amitabha Temple who gave her clothes and poems, and the other moment it was the altar that humiliated her in every possible way, making her hate the money.

At this time, she didn't dare to face him, and finally made up her mind to look at him.

Xie Fu gave an embarrassed smile.

Seeing his smile, the queen said fiercely, "Don't laugh!"

Xie Fu immediately put away his smile. In fact, he has no idea at all. Can ten copper coins buy one tael of silver?Isn't it just listening to a scripture together, which is a coincidence at best.

But Xie Fu didn't know how important this kind of coincidence was to the queen. In the continuous coincidences, she throbbed again and again.

So much so that there were two evenly matched ropes pulling and contradicting in her heart.

"I ask you, which fat man told you?"

"We went together."

Hearing this answer, the queen felt a tinge of joy inexplicably, but said, "I don't believe it!"

Xie Fu had an indifferent expression: "If you don't believe me, I can't help it."

"Shaluo, if he is within ten breaths and cannot prove that he has been there, you will kill him."

"Is it important?"

Before Xie Fu asked this sentence, Shaluo's fingers had reached five points. She was in a mess just like Tiannv. The only thing I knew was that Tiannv's emotions are very sensitive now, and she can't tolerate even the slightest bit of stimulation.

Xie Fu immediately read the poem:

Cowherd and Weaver Girl holiday

Play the piano and compose poems at the end of the month

The temple is quiet but the sound of bells and drums

When the sound stops, the stars move

How many yellow crowns return to the Taoist temple
See you and forget about it

When can I get Taoyuan Cave

Play chess with that immortal

That's it!

The queen felt instantly freed from an extremely depressing space, her heart was filled with joy, and some warm and wonderful joy was flowing in her blood. This joy made her slightly dizzy, as if she was floating in the clouds.

Tears flowed down involuntarily.

Xie Fu was surprised when he saw it, and asked weakly, "Empress Empress, have you been disappointed?"

The queen turned around, as if she had gone silent again, she came over for a long time before she opened her mouth and said, "Shaluo, go and get that undershirt."

After Shaluo left, there were only two people left in the hall, and only the flickering lights were left in the silence.

The queen looked at him several times, and Xie Fu also smiled awkwardly several times. He didn't know what role the two parties should play at this moment.

The predestined people who listen to the scriptures together in the middle of the night, the holy goddess and the silver thief, or the queen and courtiers.

Xie Fu didn't say a word, the queen hesitated to speak several times, but turned her face away several times.

The queen hoped that he would be a little cynical, but he was dignified like a gentleman.

Xie Fu hoped that the queen would hate him as coldly as she did just now, but she was as quiet as a restless girl.

Although it is a spacious hall, it gives people a kind of oppressive crampedness.

When Sha Luo's footsteps came, both of them secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Xie Fu looked at the underclothes, it was a gift from him at Amitabha Temple that day, he clearly gave it to a bosom friend, a fateful person whom he met by chance, why did he give it to the empress.

At this moment, I saw that the sleeves of the inner coat were stained with blood. Did it rain when I went back and the mountain road was too slippery? Did I fall?
But dare not ask why?

The queen gave Shaluo a wink, and Shaluo walked up to Xie Fu and compared the undershirt with his figure.

In fact, the queen just wanted to find a way to go down, there was no doubt that she couldn't go wrong.

"Empress, the length of the clothes and sleeves is just right, not bad."

The queen let out a cry, but there was no further text.

Shaluo gave Xie Fu a hard look, don't you want to say something!

It's not that Xie Fu didn't want to open his mouth. He wanted ten copper coins to buy one tael of silver. He couldn't get rid of this shameless face.

Finally, under the pressure of Sha Luo, she said: "Queen, can this poem be forgiven?"

Hearing Xie Fu's business jargon, the queen felt displeased: "I said, I won't forgive you."

Xie Fu let out a groan, and pondered.

Both women were looking forward to his next words.

But Xie Fu said: "If the empress is unhappy, please put me to death."

The queen said coldly: "I read the poem as a gift of clothes, and I have taught you a lesson just now, let's just let this matter go."

"Lero, loosen your ties."

This will be untied, but Xie Fu felt uncomfortable, "Empress Empress, that humble servant will retire first."

The queen said lightly: "Let's go."

With the export of these two words, people also lost all their energy all of a sudden.

Xie Fu hurried to the door, and couldn't help but glance back, seeing the empress's gloomy face with a gloomy expression, he couldn't help but think of how tolerant she was when he spoke disrespectfully to her at the altar, sometimes smiling, Lively at times, very different from the appearance of this matter.

I regard her as a person who knows the scriptures and is destined, so why not.

"The Queen Mother."

The queen raised her head upon hearing the sound: "What else is there?"

"There is a sentence, and I ask the empress to give me some pointers."

The queen was puzzled: "What words?"

"A gentleman has nine thoughts: Seeing is wise, hearing is smart, seeing is warm, looking respectful, speaking loyal, doing things respectful, questioning and asking, angry thinking difficult, seeing righteousness."

The queen is from Beidi, so she has a good view of the country's culture, "I don't dare to give advice, but I would like to hear your opinion."

"After meeting the empress today, Xie Fufangcha himself is incomplete. He is a villain, and he is the money the empress said."

"You know..."

The queen choked up as she spoke, both of them didn't go down the steps just now, the relationship was already stiff enough, but it's not good to be outspoken.

"Xie Fu wants to reflect on himself in front of the empress."

"Speak." The Queen's voice was not gentle, and being able to express her introspection had exceeded her expectations.

"Shi Siming: Everything should be clear and clear, and there should be no ambiguity. That day I chased a female assassin to the altar, and seeing that there was no other exit from the altar, and there was only the empress in the hall, I arbitrarily believed that the empress was the one. Female assassin."

The queen thought to herself when she heard the words, no wonder he was not respectful that day and had a questioning attitude.

"Listen to Sicong: Listen carefully, don't be confused. The empress's voice is as soft as water, she is obviously a gentle woman, but I am an assassin, my ears are filled with feces, and I am extremely stupid."

Due to her special status, the queen had little contact with men, her face turned red when she heard this praise.

"Se Siwen: Your face should be gentle, not harsh. The empress was tolerant and magnanimous that day, but Xie Fu was just the opposite. He regarded the empress's generosity as bullying and made things difficult for him in every possible way."

The queen's face turned a little red when she remembered that he actually let her stand up that day.