Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Xie Fu couldn't help but be amused by what she said, but he felt it was very reasonable. What he wanted to do with great interest at that moment, he lost interest after this point.

Seeing that he was still laughing, Qin Chushang couldn't help scolding: "You are really frustrated. I asked you to drink tea, but you didn't drink it. When I asked you to treat me, you have no money."

Xie Fu smiled and said: "Let me think about it, I will be happy today to make up for it."

Qin Chushang stopped and acquiesced.

Xie Fu lowered his head and began to think, while Qin Chushang stayed beside him.

At this moment, the two of them were in an alley. A woman was walking with a load, but her way was blocked by a chicken coop. She couldn't cross it even though she raised her feet several times.

Qin Chushang walked over and said to the woman, "If you don't put down your burden and put up the chicken coop first, you won't be able to get over."

The woman said happily: "Yes, sir, you are really smart."

"You are stupid!"

Qin Chushang turned around and saw Fu Xie still thinking about it, and felt funny. I thought you were so smart and not a fool.

"Have you figured it out yet?"

"It's coming soon."

"How fast?"

"Don't interrupt my train of thought."

Qin Chushang waved to Fu Xie to come over.

Xie Fu came closer and said with a smile: "I was about to figure it out, but you interrupted my train of thought."

Qin Chushang turned around and left: "Follow, I'll take you to a free meal."

"Overlord's meal? I can't eat overlord's meal."

"Do not talk nonsense."

Qin Chushang didn't say where to eat, and just led Xie Fu through the streets.

Xie Fu couldn't help but said: "It's not like pie falls in the sky. If you act like this, your stomach will be even more empty."

Qin Chushang ignored him and murmured to himself: "It's strange. People die every day. Why don't they die today?"

Xie Fu was funny: "How could you talk like that?"

"It must be you, the bastard, who follows us, and we will lose all luck."

"It's not good luck to bump into a dead person. Let's forget it. Let's go back to our homes."

"How dare you, my legs are broken, how dare you give up halfway!"

At this moment, a sound of mourning was heard, and Qin Chushang said happily, "Finally, someone died."

The two of them followed the sound and saw that a large family was having a funeral. The mourning music was accompanied by the sound of mourning, and the scene was sad.

Qin Chushang smiled and asked, "Is it miserable?"

Xie Fu showed a strange expression: "What are you doing here?"

Qin Chushang asked, "What do you think?"

Xie Fu said, suddenly enlightened.

Qin Chushang smiled and said, "Just wait."

The two of them sat on the wall and watched the funeral. Although the scene was sad, Xie Fu felt no sadness at all despite being in it.

Just thinking about it, I will one day turn into a cup of loess, and everything will be in vain after death...

Time passes silently, the spring day turns into dusk, and suddenly I hear the sound of the stove whirring, and sadness turns into joy.

Xie Fu looked around and saw that the funeral had been completed, everyone had taken off their mourning clothes and resumed their beautiful clothes. Relatives and friends gathered in groups, chatting and laughing.

Several large boilers were cooking at the same time, preparing for a feast.

Qin Chushang smiled and said: "It will be the same when you die less than an hour later. You are not important to this world, so why should you blame yourself for everything."

Xie Fuli had an epiphany, yes, I am not important to this world. The world will continue to rotate without anyone, so why should I blame myself for everything...

Just when Fu Xie was thinking about it, Qin Chushang came close to her face and said softly: "Have you noticed that you frown or frown more often than you raise your eyebrows..."

Xie Fu looked around and saw this heroic face, with an intelligent look and a charming smile. Then he listened to her soft words of comfort and smelled the fragrance, and his heart couldn't help but beat.

Is this temptation?I guess, his concentration was getting worse and worse. Her whole face was in front of him, but his eyes were only staring at her pair of bright eyes and those red lips, and he wanted to kiss them.

"Why are your eyebrows stretched again?"

Qin Chushang whispered in Xie Fu's ears, and slowly stretched a finger towards Xie Fu's eyebrows, as if to smooth Xie Fu's eyebrows.

Xie Fu's heart immediately tightened like a string, and time became extremely slow. Every time her fingers came closer, her heartstrings trembled, and she felt that no beautiful girl's skills could match Qin Chushang's at this moment.

When his finger was between the two, Qin Chushang just gently brushed his temple hair, which made Xie Fu very disappointed, and his heart sank to the bottom of the valley.

Qin Chushang smiled and asked, "What's wrong with you? You seem to have turned into a piece of wood?"

Xie Fu was embarrassed: "No."

Qin Chushang jumped off the wall, and Xie Fu looked at her back. Didn't Cui Sanfei say that she was very casual?Why don't I feel casual at all?

Could it be that I misunderstood what she said to me that day in the palace? She just wanted to treat me to a cup of tea, and it was not the slang term "autumn tea".

Suddenly I feel regretful, what if I just kissed just now, once some opportunities are missed, there will be no more...

Qin Chushang turned around and saw Xie Fu was still sitting on the wall, and said, "I'm not keeping up, aren't you hungry?"

Xie Fu jumped off the wall and followed.

Arriving at the door of the wealthy family where the funeral was held, everyone whispered to the two uninvited guests, but they all expressed that they did not recognize them.

Qin Chushang said loudly: "I'm here to write an elegiac couplet for the old man."

Seeing that the two people were dressed in luxurious clothes and had extraordinary equipment, the host invited them in.There are already many elegiac couplets and banners on the mourning hall, but they are unique and unforgettable.

It is best for deceased soul tablets and vertical banners to be inscribed by someone with status and to be engraved permanently to be perfect.

The master was just worried about this, and said to the extravagant Qin Chushang: "May I ask what your name is, sir?"

Qin Chushang didn't respond. He turned to Fu Xie and said, "I will write the vertical couplets, and you will write the banners."

Xie Fu nodded with a smile.

The pen, ink, paper and inkstone were ready, Qin Chushang moved to the desk, dipped a pen in the ink and wrote: Yuying has become a guest of Penglai, and Yang Fan still haunts the younger generation.

There were many Confucian scholars present. Before Qin Chushang could even finish writing, they exclaimed and praised: "What a good calligraphy! Excellent!"

Xie Fu secretly thought to himself that it was indeed good, the words were not feminine, the writing was strong and vigorous, and the paper was full of dragons and tigers.

Who could imagine that this word was written by a woman, even he couldn't write it, and he gained a new understanding of this third princess.

Everyone was marveling at Qin Chushang's handwriting, and the host was laughing so hard that they forgot that there was still a banner left to write.

Qin Chushang handed the pen to Xie Fu: "It's your turn."

Xie Fu said with a smile: "You write so well, I'm under a lot of pressure, but don't end up superfluous."

"No! I want Trina's work, don't let me down."

Xie Fu wrote, but he has not touched the ink for a long time. His calligraphy is free and elegant, while Qin Chushang's calligraphy is domineering. When the two are put together, they will inevitably look out of place.

And he couldn't write with Qin Chushang's style of writing.

Seeing that Fu Xie had not finished writing, everyone couldn't help but whisper. Qin Chushang hissed, signaling everyone to keep quiet.

Xie Fu looked at Qin Chushang's calligraphy again. When he realized that she had left the word "Yuyang" in the vertical couplet, he couldn't help but smile and wrote: evergreen.

Putting down the pen, there was a sound of admiration.

——What a word!

——Crane travels in the nine heavens, filled with immortal energy.

An old gentleman tasted it and murmured: "The sun is like a dragon and a tiger, and the heroes who have passed away will live on forever. It is the work of heaven and earth, it is the work of heaven and earth..."

The host happily treated the two as honored guests and sat down at the table.

At this time, Xie Fu just said to Qin Chushang: "I didn't expect you to be a woman with such masculine words. You are the second woman I have seen."

Qin Chushang smiled and said, "Is the first woman Wang Wanzhi?"

Xie Fu smiled and said no.

"But as a man, you are a little bit behind. You can barely get by."

"Are you so demanding? I'm not a famous calligrapher."

"Maybe I have high expectations for you, so I'm a little disappointed."

"This is the first time I've heard this."

Qin Chushang didn't speak, just looked at him with a smile.

Xie Fu smiled several times, but Qin Chushang still said nothing, her eyes never leaving her sight.

Xie Fu could look at it ten times at a time, look at it for ten breaths, but Xie Fu started to feel a little uncomfortable looking at it endlessly.

She even put her chin on her palms and tilted her head in a comfortable position, intending to take a long look.

Even couples rarely look at each other for such a long time. Xie Fu looked away a little uncomfortably: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"I'm not stingy about liking you, so why are you stingy about liking me?"

"Princess, you are the wife of a certain friend of mine. It is too much for me to be alone with you today."

"Are you talking about Su Huaizhang? The prince-in-law can be replaced at any time. How about you?"

"I can't serve you."

"I can serve you."

"I do not believe."

"How will you know if you don't try?"

"If you want to be friends, I can accept it."

Judging from Qin Chushang's performance today, Xie Fu is indeed willing to be friends with her instead of keeping her at a distance.

"Can a man and a woman just be friends? I've never seen them use friends as an excuse, but in the end they don't want to get together. Do you want to fuck me? Get to know a princess!"

Xie Fu was drinking to avoid her scorching gaze. When he suddenly heard these words, he choked and spit out his wine.

Qin Chushang chuckled, stretched out two fingers to tease Xie Fu's temples, playful: "Brother Changqing's ears are all red, did I tell you the secret in your heart?"

Just then, the host and several gentlemen came to propose a toast, which relieved Mr. Xie's embarrassment.

Xie Fu has met many women in his life, charming, dignified, passionate, indifferent, noble, approachable...

It's just that I have never met Qin Chushang, who is both noble and peaceful, elegant and charming, wise and witty but bold and direct.

It has every kind of temperament, not too high-end, but just right.

Like fog, like rain and like wind, it is unpredictable.

After the host left, Xie Fu just said: "It is true that a woman with nothing but appearances cannot be a friend, but you can do it. You have a lot to say. It is more fun than being together, and you can get long-lasting spiritual satisfaction."

Qin Chushang asked with a smile: "Are you saying that I have connotations? You are so flattering and silent. It is much more pleasant than saying that you are so beautiful, princess."

Xie Fu put a piece of meat in Qin Chushang's bowl and tried to block her mouth, "You can say whatever you want."

Qin Chushang had no interest in food and said with a smile: "I don't mind if you have thoughts about me. Heroes love beauties, and men's desire for women is what drives the progress of the times."