Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Lu Yehua reacted suddenly; "You dig a hole for me."

Xie Fu smiled: "Mother-in-law, just tell me whether this is the case."

Lu Yehua's eyes were staring and angry.

Xie Fu continued: "In the end, the relationship between the couple naturally broke up. Not only did the man fail to keep his reputation, he also ended up being unkind and committed suicide by hanging himself."

"Mother-in-law, it seemed like I was saving you last night, but in fact you were saving me. Otherwise, my son-in-law would be ashamed of his mother-in-law, ashamed of the fairy court, and ashamed of heaven and earth, so he would have no choice but to commit suicide by hanging on a cliff."

As he spoke, he bowed deeply to Lu Yehua.

Lu Yehua panicked and hurriedly helped him up: "What are you doing?"

"Thank you, mother-in-law, for saving my life."

Lu Yehua smiled helplessly: "You have such a mouth. Even if you call it evil, you will say it is white. Even if you are dead, you can say it is alive."

"Excuse me, mother-in-law, do you still have any grudges in your heart?"

Lu Yehua saw that he was full of expectations and said angrily: "No more."

Xie Fu asked again: "Can my mother-in-law be willing?"

Lu Yehua warned: "Don't push yourself too far!"

She originally wanted to relieve Xie Fu's worries, but now that Xie Fu was full of energy and energy, her goal was achieved.

Moreover, the knot in my heart was also relieved. Compared with life, what a big deal.

Seeing Xie Fu laughing, but feeling a little puzzled, he said coldly: "I would like to save you like this if I have the chance."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Mother-in-law, you may want to take revenge." The woman is really narrow-minded.

"But my mother-in-law may not have this opportunity." Xie Fu burst out laughing as he said this.

"Why don't you have this opportunity?"

"It's not that simple. My father-in-law and I were both poisoned."

Lu Yehua groaned, and his brain suddenly turned into mush...

This topic has gone far enough. Returning to the topic, Xie Fu asked: "Mother-in-law, are you born to be a beautiful woman?"

Lu Yehua couldn't help but smile when he mentioned the old words again: "What do you think?"

"My son-in-law doesn't know, but my mother-in-law hasn't taken a shower for several days, right?"

Lu Yehua gave Xie Fu an angry look, "How can you ask like this? You asked me if I had taken a shower. But I almost lost my life these days, so naturally I don't have time to take a shower."

Xie Fu smiled and continued: "My mother-in-law has not taken a bath for several days. An ordinary woman's body would definitely smell bad, but my son-in-law can still smell a fresh fragrance from my mother-in-law, the peony fragrance of a noble lady. Noble, elegant, sexy and intoxicating.”

Xie Fu didn't know if it was appropriate to praise him like this, but when a son-in-law usually praises his mother-in-law, he always praises her body image, such as being young, looking good, being graceful and luxurious...

Seeing a slight smile on Lu Yehua's face, it was obviously very helpful. It seemed that women, old and young, all liked hearing this. Of course, this mother-in-law did not look old at all, it should be said that she had a mature charm.

He continued: "Although it is intoxicating, it is subtle yet fresh, like a garden in the morning, with oriental herbs all over the ground stained with dew, giving it a feeling of a pure girl."

Lu Yehua chuckled: "You are getting more and more outrageous as you speak, innocent girl, thank you for your ability to speak out."

Xie Fu was indeed not so shameless, but he really smelled it. To be honest: "There is another faint fragrance in the oriental vanilla, like a ylang-ylang mixed in the oriental vanilla bush, gently swaying in the breeze in the morning , the branches and leaves are graceful and delicate, the flowers are beautiful and charming, the purity is apricot-like, the apricot feeling is pure..."

Lu Yehua felt that his words were really beautiful, as if he was slightly intoxicated after drinking some wine. Looking at him, he felt that his voice and expression were very impressive. If he didn't know that this son-in-law was generous, Frankly, she suspected that he was secretly seducing her, so she smiled sweetly and said, "Have you finished speaking?"

"If other beauties are like a flower, mother-in-law, you are an entire garden."

Seeing his exaggerated gestures, Lu Yehua burst into laughter: "Come on, come on, if you listen to me any more, I won't be able to keep my face off anymore."

"Mother-in-law doesn't look old at all."

Lu Yehua was elated, but at the same time he couldn't stand him anymore: "I'm not a pretty girl."

"My mother-in-law is not a fragrant beauty, so who is a fragrant beauty?"

"Thank you, Fu, you are so flattering."

Xie Fu chuckled: "As long as my mother-in-law is in a happy mood, just think of me as flattering you."

Lu Yehua had no choice but to reveal the answer, and if he continued talking, his soul would really be taken away. He took out a sachet from his pocket.

Xie Fu suddenly realized: "It turns out that my mother-in-law is wearing a sachet."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand towards the sachet, intending to take it and examine the scent he had just smelled, but his hand paused and he asked politely: "Is it okay?"

Lu Yehua smiled and nodded.

The sachet had just been taken out of her arms, and her body temperature was still in the tentacles. He put it on the tip of his nose and smelled it. The fragrance he just smelled was just like this sachet. He felt funny in his heart. No wonder he felt that his mother-in-law Like a garden.

But compared to just now, he smelled an extra smell, which was the slightly sour smell of a woman's sweat.

Xie Fu returned the sachet, and Lu Yehua kept it in his pocket as if it were a treasure. She already loved this sachet, but after hearing what her son-in-law said just now, she liked it even more. Xie Fu smiled and said: "Where did you buy this kind of sachet? I will buy one for Xianting later."

When Lu Yehua heard this, his expression froze and he looked at Xie Fu, seeming a little unhappy.

Xie Fu was confused: "Mother-in-law, what's wrong? Did my son-in-law say the wrong thing?"

Lu Yehua said displeased: "Have you forgotten?"

"What did you forget?" Xie Fu was really confused.

Lu Yehua took out the sachet again and showed it to Fu Xie, "Take a closer look."

Fu Xie looked left and right, but couldn't see anything wrong. Lu Yehua's face became darker and darker, and finally he couldn't help it anymore: "You gave this to me, you forgot it!"

Xie Fu blurted out a smile: "Why would I give you such a thing?"

Lu Yehua made a sound: "There are too many people giving it away, and they have forgotten me."

Xie Fu said with a smile: "I rarely give these things to people. When a man gives something to a woman, he has a sentimental expression on his face. How can he give it randomly?"

"really?"

"Seriously, I'm not a playboy. I use these to deceive women all day long."

Hearing what Xie Fu said, Lu Yehua was really happy to be treated specially, but he sneered: "This is what you gave me when you came back to Xianting last time."

Xie Fu suddenly realized and slapped himself hard on the head. The last time he went back to Xianting, he had to bring some gifts to his mother-in-law according to etiquette. The Gu family was the richest man in Huizhou, so they thought they would be in need of everything, so Xie Fu thought about giving some gifts. In particular, Xuandanzhai bought some facial oil, mouth oil, trinkets, small clothing, etc., and put together a big package of brocade handkerchiefs. There were too many things, and I didn't record the sachet separately for a while.

Lu Yehua said coldly: "Thank you, Fu, you forgot. This shows how perfunctory you are."

"Mother-in-law, you misunderstood. There are too many things. My son-in-law couldn't remember them clearly for a moment. Knowing that you, mother-in-law, are in need of everything, my son-in-law went to Xuandanzhai to pick out these things. He was so spoiled for choice that he wished he could use them all. Xuandanzhai moved to my mother-in-law, and I didn’t remember exactly how many things were given.”

This is also reasonable. He did give away many strange things, some of which even a rich lady like myself had never seen before. Like those shorts, I saw them clearly at the time and got furious on the spot, but they were so light and thin when worn. The pants were so comfortable that she couldn't get used to wearing other pants, so she said calmly: "I'll forgive you."

Seeing Lu Yehua's happy expression, Fu Xie asked softly: "Mother-in-law, are you still used to using other things?"

Lu Yehua's heart trembled: "What?"

Can you ask which pot should not be opened? Look towards Xie Fu.

Xie Fu was obviously docile and humble, but Lu Yehua suddenly saw him as winking, secretly expressing his love, and said angrily: "Didn't you see clearly last night?"

"What?" Xie Fu fell into the water again, his head covered with fog.

Lu Yehua turned around and left angrily. After walking for more than ten steps, he stopped and looked back: "I wore what I felt comfortable in."

……

At dawn, everyone had finished repairing and was ready to set off.

This was exactly what Xie Fu wanted, and he didn't want to delay it for a moment.

He kept walking to higher ground for a day and a night. Xie Fu searched everywhere along the way but still found nothing.

At noon the next day, I walked to a place where the front was covered by thick fog. When I looked back, I saw that the mountains had become low.

This is already the peak, but I don’t know if there are any higher peaks ahead.

Thick fog shrouded the scene, and the line of sight was not very wide, so everyone slowed down.

Just then, I saw several figures in front of me, and someone shouted loudly.

The figures heard the call and walked towards them.

Zhenwu Xuanzhenren, Wei Wushi, Ghost Queen, Jiufang Changjing, Leng Leng, Ji Guiyan...

As the images became clear one by one, everyone was overjoyed and stepped forward to greet him excitedly.

Xie Fu took a few quick steps and gave Wei Wushi a bear hug in excitement. Wei Wushi was stunned for a moment. Feeling Xie Fu's enthusiasm and excitement, he immediately laughed out loud: "Brother Xie, how do you meet me now?" In a good way.”

Immediately, I gave Xie Fuye a bear hug. When in the country, do as the Romans do, and do the same with friends.

But little did he know that Xie Fu saw him alive and showed his true feelings.

The two grown men laughed happily. Others also came closer at this time. Xu Ge said, "It's great that you are still alive!"

Wei Wushi and others were puzzled by what he said. Wei Wushi smiled and said: "Master Xu, Wei is losing a lot to you." The implication is that all of you are living well, how can I be so bad?

"Elder Wei, you misunderstood."

Xu Ge said that they were poisoned by the poisonous miasma and their lives were in danger. When Xie Fu came over, he rescued them one by one...

Xie Fu looked gently at the Ghost Queen. Among these people, the one Xie Fu was most worried about was not Wei Wushi, but the Ghost Queen, the woman with whom he had an affair.

The ghost queen's face was covered with forest fog, and Xie Fu couldn't see her expression clearly, but the ghost queen could see the joy and excitement on his face.