Xiaosheng is not a nerd
Chapter 1562 Justify yourself
Chapter 1562 Justify yourself
Xie Fu put down his chopsticks, Yilan took out a silk handkerchief to wipe his mouth, and asked softly: "Where is your grandfather?"
"Must be freaking out!"
Yi Lan also felt a little guilty now: "Then should I leave today?"
"What are you leaving? As long as you are willing to put down your airs, I guarantee that he will be ecstatic."
"How can I have any airs?"
"You were so arrogant as the Queen just now. I thought you were going to chop my head off. He has never experienced such a scene at his age."
"That's because... that's because..."
"Okay, I know."
"Fu, make up your mind, what should I do?"
Xie Fu said calmly: "I don't have any ideas. I'll meet you later. Just don't be too aggressive and talk calmly?"
At this time, Xiaoxian knocked on the door: "Second young master, the eldest young master is here."
Xie Fu said: "Compared with this outrageous and ridiculous thing, he is more willing to believe that I am talking nonsense. It is because he has wronged you."
"It's just that I don't know how to explain to him the relationship between you and me."
Xie Li looked at Yilan. He didn't call her Queen, but he didn't know how to call her.
"Your head is still fine."
"okay, I get it."
Xie Fu frowned: "That's it..."
"Queen, do you understand? According to the law, even a hundred heads would not be enough to chop off what I did."
"Can't you just say it?"
Xie Li nodded, and Fu Xie continued: "Just treat the Queen as a guest."
Xie Fu smiled and didn't answer. Xie Li immediately understood: "Okay, I won't ask anymore."
Xie Fu smiled: "You little vixen."
Yilan smiled: "It's okay, I just want to help you get through this. It feels good to have an affair."
Yi Lan was stunned after hearing this: "Isn't this nonsense? Will he believe it?"
"Then how should we explain our relationship?"
Yilan was not to be outdone: "I am a little vixen, you are an old fool."
Xie Fu asked: "Is grandpa scared?"
Xie Fu thought about it and said, "Yes, let's just say it." He whispered in Yilan's ear.
Xie Fu smiled and said: "As long as you say a few gentle words casually, you can show that you are broad-minded and have many adults."
Yilan said thoughtfully: "Well, what you said makes some sense. I just care too much about him being your grandfather."
"why?"
Yi Lan was confused, Xie Fu smiled and said, "Just do as I say."
"Yes, just because you are a queen, a queen should behave like a queen. If you apologize to him like a little girl, there is no chance that he will think you are fake."
"Just what?"
"What should we do?"
"No!"
"Come on, let's go see Grandpa together and explain everything clearly so that he doesn't get scared."
Xie Li was waiting outside the hospital. Xie Fu and the Queen were content with each other. This matter sounded ridiculous and unbelievable. Xie Li wanted to get some information from Xie Fu's mouth and then think of countermeasures.
"Fu, what is this confidential matter?"
Xie Fu's voice came. Xie Li looked over and saw that the Queen and the Queen were also coming together. He was shocked and was about to salute in a panic. However, Xie Fu quickly stepped forward to support him and lowered his voice and said: "Cousin, the Queen. This trip out of the palace is a confidential matter and cannot be publicized. I would not tell Grandpa if I hadn’t discovered my identity by you.”
"It's outside the courtyard."
Xie Fu raised his hand: "Hey, please don't!"
Xie Fun said: "Do you know why his attitude towards you is different before and after?"
"But my grandfather doesn't think so. He must think that my Xie family is in trouble, and the entire Xie family in Kuaiji will be implicated and beheaded! Let me put it bluntly, this matter is more serious than rebellion! "
"Because I am the queen."
Yilan immediately felt a little disappointed, and Xie Fu said quickly: "That's not what I meant. If you are an ordinary woman, it's okay to just say it, but you are a queen, and this kind of thing can scare people to death."
Xie Li nodded and secretly glanced at Yi Lan. When he saw Yi Lan Jing smiling at him, he was flattered and nodded in greeting.
"Brother."
"Where's my cousin?"
"Are you kidding!"
"But I want to apologize to him, after all, I did what I did to him just now."
Xie Fu smiled and said, "Yilan."
Yilan? Is this the queen's maiden name or a pseudonym? Thinking that Uncle Quan seemed to be calling her in the same way, he boldly said: "Miss Yilan, I will lead the way."
Xie Fu saw his cousin leading the way with the front panel, and he smiled in his heart. It is true that one thing can defeat another, and only this etiquette can always cure his cousin.
Yilan came closer and asked with a smile: "Why are you laughing?"
But Xie Fu whispered: "Don't get so close. Have you forgotten what I just told you?"
Yi Lan curled her lips and snorted, touched Xie Fu's butt with her hand, and pinched it secretly. Xie Fu immediately tensed up, and his body tensed up. Yi Lan whispered softly into his ear: "Secretly, is that okay?"
Xie Fu glared at her: "Don't make trouble!"
Yi Lan snickered like a young girl, her eyes half-closed and her eyelashes trembling slightly, but she was charming and charming.
Xie Fufu whispered a threat: "If you dare to be naughty again, I won't let you sleep tonight."
Yilan was immediately frightened and showed a coquettish expression: "Don't, okay?"
Fu Xie was so angry at her sweet voice that he almost wanted to execute her on the spot.
Xie Guangde was restless and walked back and forth in the room. After a while, he walked to the door again and looked around: "Why hasn't Li'er come back yet?"
Turning around, he saw that Ah Quan was asleep on the chair and yelled, "Ah Quan."
Ah Quan woke up immediately: "Master, what's the matter?" Since the second young master came back, he hadn't slept well in the past two days. In addition, because he was old, he fell asleep while standing just now.
Xie Guangde asked: "You are still asleep!"
Ah Quan didn't know what to say, so he blurted out: "The second young master is here!"
"This is the scourge! I would rather he be a prodigal. The bigger the official is, the greater the trouble he will cause. Our Xie family will be in disaster, do you know?"
Ah Quan muttered: "The second young master is not a child."
"He is lustful and daring!"
Ah Quan simply said nothing, and Xie Guangde had no one to vent to, and continued to walk back and forth in the room.
"grandfather."
The voice of thanks came, and Xie Guangde immediately walked to the door and couldn't wait to ask: "Li'er, how's the inquiring going?"
Suddenly, he saw Mr. Xie and the Queen had arrived. After a startled expression, he quickly knelt down and saluted: "Caomin..." Yilan stepped forward to support him and said gently: "Old man, there is no need to be polite."
Xie Guangde was flattered and kept his body bowed, but did not dare to straighten his waist. Fu Xie stepped forward to support him and whispered: "Grandpa, the Queen's identity is confidential and must not be made public."
"where?"
"Just treat me as a guest."
Xie Guangde nodded quickly: "Okay, okay."
Seeing Yilan looking at his room, he said quickly: "My humble abode is humble, let..."
Thanks for the gift, he answered quickly: "Miss Yilan."
"Ms. Yilan laughed."
Yilan smiled: "Simple and simple, just like the old man."
Xie Fu sighed in his heart, he didn't expect Yi Lan to speak so thoughtfully.
"Miss Yilan, please sit down."
The left seat is the honorable one, so Yi Lan sat down on the left seat and said, "Old man, you should also sit down."
"Yes." Xie Guangde sat down obediently, sitting next to the current queen. He had never encountered such a battle before, and he looked at Xie Fu asking for help.
Xie Fu walked to Xie Guangde's side, which made Xie Guangde feel more at ease.
"Elan is approachable."
Xie Guangde thought to himself that he seemed approachable now, but he was so scary just now. He smiled apologetically: "You can tell."
Yilan didn't say anything and was so quiet that Xie Guangde was on pins and needles.
Xie Fu looked secretly at Yilan, and Yilan said: "Old man, come here this time. First, I apologize for being rude to you just now."
Xie Guangde immediately stood up: "Don't dare, don't dare. If you offend Miss Yilan, you deserve death!"
"Those who don't know are not guilty. Old people, please have a seat."
Seeing that his grandfather did not dare to sit down, Fu Xie pushed him down.
"Secondly, my leaving the palace this time is a secret. I am staying in your house this time, which is difficult for Fu Nan to do. Old man, please be patient."
Xie Guangde nodded: "Yes, yes, it is our honor for Miss Yilan to live in our house."
"Third, explain my relationship with Fu clearly."
Hearing these words, Xie Guangde was so frightened that he didn't dare to ask. He secretly prayed in his heart whether he could just get over it like this. Don't say it out loud. My Xie family doesn't have the guts to accept this incredible wealth.
Yi Lan smiled and looked at Xie Fu: "Fu, you are my Shu Shu Bao Wei."
Xie Guangde was confused: "Hu Shu Bao Wei?"
Xie Fu explained: "It's similar to a personal guard."
Xie Guangde thought to himself, I understand personal protection, but you can't stick to the bed. There is no such way of personal protection.
Yilan explained: "Old man, I was originally a child of the Beidi royal family, and I later married to Daguan Kingdom."
Xie Guangde responded: "Miss Yilan, Li'er has already told me this."
Yilan asked: "Does the old man know my other identity?"
Xie Fu answered: "Yilan is still the goddess of auspiciousness! This matter has not been announced clearly, but many people in the court understand it tacitly."
Thank you with your mouth wide open, it’s true!
Yilan then said: "Protecting Shu Baowei is the highest honor among my Beidi warriors."
Xie Fu answered: "It is my duty to personally protect the auspicious goddess."
Xie Guangde suddenly realized that this could explain why the Queen was with Fu Xie.
Yilan said: "The honor of protecting Shu Baowei belongs to Beidi and has nothing to do with Daguan Kingdom. You can also say that protecting Shu Baowei only belongs to me."
Xie Guangde was secretly shocked, slave?
Xie Fu explained softly: "Yilan means that I am hers."
Xie Guangde looked at Xie Fu, is there any difference between this and what the Queen just said?
Yi Lan smiled and said, "Maybe I'm talking about confidants, and you can understand me better, old man."
Xie Guangde nodded: "The common people understand."
Yilan smiled: "Old man, you saw what happened between Fu and I in the room earlier."
Xie Guangde was startled: "I...I...I..." He immediately faltered, saying that he had seen it or not.
Yilan smiled and asked softly: "Did you see it?"
Xie Guangde shook his head: "I didn't see clearly."
Yilan chuckled: "You must think that Fu and I are committing adultery, right?"
Xie Guangde's eyes widened and turned white, and his whole face froze.
Yilan's question was too direct, leaving no room for buffering. If he didn't help sort it out, grandpa would be frightened to death. He hurriedly comforted him: "Grandpa, don't be nervous. Yilan and I can't commit adultery." ”
Xie Guangde blurted out in confusion: "Why?"
Yi Lan smiled and said, "Because I am a Bodhisattva."
Listening to the conversation, Xie Li, who had been thrilling all the time, blurted out in surprise: "The body of a Bodhisattva?"
Xie Fu asked: "Cousin, let me ask you, is the Bodhisattva male or female?"
With a thank you, he said: "Bodhisattvas are all living beings who have no appearance, no gender, and no distinction between men and women." As he said this, he looked at Yilan in surprise: "You mean?" I saw Yilan lowering his eyes slightly. The face is peaceful and holy.
Xie Fu nodded, and Xie Li blurted out: "Then Miss Yilan and Your Majesty..." Fortunately, he stopped in time to speculate on the emperor's secrets, which would be a serious crime of disrespect.
Yilan opened her lips and smiled: "The emperor and I are only in the name of husband and wife, but not in reality."
Xie Guangde was surprised and turned to look at Xie Fu beside him: "What about him?"
Xie Fu felt a little guilty. Yilan was originally a goddess, but the goddess could also descend to the earth. It was he who pulled her down from the nine heavens to the mortal world.
Yilan smiled: "Fu is my guardian, what do you want to ask me?"
How could Xie Guangde dare to ask, so Xie Fu leaned closer and whispered: "Grandpa, do you want to ask what we were doing in the room yesterday?"
Xie Guangde glared at Xie Fu fiercely, and asked even though he knew it. Xie Fu smiled and said, "Actually, I was treating Yilan's illness yesterday?"
"Treat diseases and injuries?" Xie Guangde looked like you are lying to the devil. He was lying on the bed without any clothes, talking about treating diseases and injuries. Is there such a way to treat diseases and injuries? Do you think he is a fool?
Xie Fu performed the congratulations and mantras, and a red light suddenly appeared on his body, making him look like a god or Buddha had come to the world.
Wen Dao is an extremely small group in this world, and it is rare even for people in martial arts. What's more, ordinary people like Xie Guangde who stay in the mansion all day can't help but be shocked when they see him: "Fu'er, you, you, you... "
Xie Fu suppressed the red light on his body and said with a smile: "Grandpa is asking, why do I have such magical powers?"
Xie Guangde nodded as he pecked at the rice, and Xie Fu said, "Because the Goddess of Auspiciousness bestowed upon me this magical power when she appointed me the Protector of Shu." As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves, revealing the snow leopard pattern on his arm.
When Xie Guangde saw that the snow leopard pattern was integrated with the skin, it was as vivid and lifelike as possible, and he believed it in his heart.
Xie Fu smiled and said: "Grandpa, do you really think your leg problem can be cured by just touching it a few times? It's not because Yilan gave me magical powers."
Xie Guangde said, immediately convinced, and knelt down to Yilan piously: "Bodhisattva!"
Xiefu didn't expect this, and he soon felt relieved. Grandpa was particularly concerned about ethics and faith.
Xie Guangde's behavior also made Yilan not know how to deal with it. She looked down upon Fu Xie, who helped Xie Guangde up: "Grandpa, Yilan is the auspicious goddess of Beidi, not the Bodhisattva of our Daguan Kingdom. There is no need to kneel down."
Xie Guangde said, "They both help the country and protect the common people. What's the difference?"
How did Xie Fu retort for a moment? Yi Lan smiled and said, "Even if there are gods and evil gods, will the old man also kneel down and worship?"
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