Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1576 A random bit of mandarin duck music

Qiu Ruyi glanced at Xie Fu and continued: "The poor man used his vagina to hold him up, and he was extremely majestic. He put it on the table and knocked it... knocking it several times, clucking..."

Suddenly, she couldn't help but burst into a sweet smile: "Gee, knock it a few times, you're playing the drum. I really don't know how you figured it out."

Xie Fu exclaimed: "I didn't come up with this, it was collected and compiled."

Qiu Ruyi pursed her lips to stop her smile and continued: "The poor man said to his wife: It's not me who boasts about Haikou. Others keep their capital at home, and I take my belongings with me. If the wife doesn't want to, I can just take it back."

The two looked at each other, and Qiu Ruyi smiled and said, "My dear wife wiped her tears and smiled happily: My husband, how could I be a person who covets wealth and honor."

The two smiled and looked at each other, as if they had stepped into the story and transformed into the hero and heroine.

Qiu Ruyi nodded and said softly: "Shaodian, I have a request."

Xie Fu was curious: "What request?"

"Knock a few times and let me see."

Xie Fu was embarrassed, but Qiu Ruyi laughed wildly...

Xie Fu stood up: "Okay, I'm leaving. You can sleep in peace."

When Xie Fu walked to the door, Qiu Ruyi asked softly: "When do you plan to take Yi Lan back to Chang'an?"

Xie Fu stopped and did not answer. Qiu Ruyi continued: "You should understand that Yilan's identity is of great importance to Daguan Country. Once you dare to do something, it will lead to serious consequences."

Xie Fu took a deep breath and asked, "Do you smell the fragrance of the spring flowers in the yard?"

Qiu Ruyi responded: "The night fragrance blooms quietly."

"Who doesn't want spring flowers to always be there, but summer will eventually come, and spring flowers will eventually wither. Some things are unavoidable. To think too beautifully is to deceive yourself."

After Xie Fu walked out of the door, Qiu Ruyi shouted: "Shaodian, I advise you not to do this."

Xie Fuying said: "Ruyi, didn't you just say that if a dog wants to eat shit, you have to stop it. He thinks you are going to fight with him, so he will bite you in turn."

"Even if you get bitten, I will stop you."

"Get a good sleep and stop messing around."

……

In the past two days, Qiu Ruyi learned how to bake tea from Hu Caiwei, and they became closer and closer as they got along.

Qiu Ruyi also found an opportunity to clarify the misunderstanding to Hu Caiwei. She had nothing to do with Xie Li, but Hu Caiwei had completely given up on Xie Li. If a tree withers, it will regain its vitality even if it takes a hundred times of effort. A miracle happens.

On this day, two uninvited guests came to the house. They were Zhang Lingxiao from the Zhang Clan in Wuzhong and Lu Wuyuan, the second son of the Lu Clan.

These two people naturally came to see Fu Xie. After hearing Uncle Quan's report, Fu Xie hurriedly came to the hall to greet them. When they met, they called out enthusiastically: "Ling Xiao, Wu Yuan."

Zhang Lingxiao is a well-known prince, but he saluted: "Thank you, sir, for deigning to come to greet me."

These words were somewhat probing, and Xie Fu was amused: "Ling Xiao, why are you so polite? My official position is nothing in the eyes of you, Mr. Zhang."

Zhang Lingxiao smiled and said: "Who said that? It's not just a fart, it's a loud fart."

The two laughed loudly, and Lu Wuyuan said excitedly: "Brother Dianzhi."

Xie Fu saw that Lu Wuyuan had lost some of his youthfulness and become a more handsome man after not seeing you for a while. He praised: "Wu Yuan, I haven't seen you for a while, you really impressed me."

"Brother Epilepsy, what do you say?"

"The majesty and handsomeness are as good as those of your father-in-law."

Lu Wuyuan said carelessly: "Brother Epilepsy, compared to you, I don't even talk shit."

"But there's a drawback."

"Brother Epilepsy, what's your shortcoming?"

"It's okay if you don't speak. But when you speak, it's all revealed."

The three of them knew it and laughed.

Welcoming the two of them into the hall, as soon as they sat down, Xie Fu asked: "Why are there only two of you, where is Wen Lin?"

Lu Wuyuan groaned, and Zhang Lingxiao answered on his behalf: "I haven't met him since he went to Guiyun Sect."

Xie Fu said: "I thought Wen Lin had gone home."

Zhang Lingxiao said, "Last time before Wenlin left, he said to me goodbye that practicing Taoism was like cultivating immortality. This time we may not see each other again for ten or even dozens of years, or even for the rest of our lives."

Xie Fu sighed: "Being sad in life is sad in death, which makes people always miss you."

"Indeed, Mr. Lu is too..." Zhang Lingxiao said and smiled.

Xie Fu took over the words: "I miss you so much, but fortunately I have Wu Yuan by my side."

Zhang Lingxiao gave a bitter smile, and Lu Wuyuan looked embarrassed. Xie Fu immediately understood that Lu Wuyuan must still be stubborn and unyielding, showing off his handsomeness. He smiled and said: "Wu Yuan, you are not young anymore. You can no longer live up to Mr. Lu's high expectations." ”

Lu Wuyuan nodded, and Zhang Lingxiao said: "Master Lu also knows about coming here this time, and asked you to take good care of Wuyuan."

"My time as an official is still short, and I am not as sophisticated as Mr. Lu in officialdom. How can Mr. Lu sacrifice the near for the far, and give up the long for the short."

"Brother Xie, Mr. Lu admires your character the most and said that he would follow you. He can rest assured that Wu Yuan will never be a bad learner."

Xie Fu understood immediately and responded readily: "Okay."

Lu Wuyuan was delighted: "Brother Epilepsy, we have come a long way, so you have to show us your kindness as a landlord and take us around Yangzhou City."

"Don't worry, I'll make sure you walk until your legs get weak."

"When will you leave?"

"Why are you in a hurry? I just sat down and the tea hasn't been served yet."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Uncle Quan bring tea and said respectfully: "Mr. Zhang, Mr. Lu, please have some tea."

"Ling Xiao, Wu Yuan, how about trying this tea?"

After Zhang Lingxiao tasted it, he praised: "Good tea."

Lu Wuyuan gave a compliment: "The tea is pure and mellow, without any astringent smell. It must be carefully selected from the leaves. The right way is to find the unique beauty of colorful purples and reds, but it is difficult to find it without distinction between high and low. All together for the world." The first difficulty is that the quality of this tea lies in its consistency.”

Xie Fu was really impressed: "Wu Yuan, it seems that you have a lot of knowledge about tea ceremony."

Lu Wuyuan chuckled: "You drink a lot and listen a lot in the brothel, so you will naturally understand."

Xie Fu said with a smile: "It seems that frequenting brothels is not all bad."

Lu Wuyuan agreed: "Yes."

Zhang Lingxiao said: "Brother Xie, when I drink this tea, it's obviously hot, but why do I feel like it's ice-cold and refreshing?"

Xie Fu looked at Lu Wuyuan with a smile, and Lu Wuyuan smiled proudly: "Brother Epilepsy, do you want to test me?"

Xie Fu smiled, and Lu Wuyuan responded: "Because the water used to make this tea is Nanling water, the first water in the south of the Yangtze River."

Xie Fu clapped his hands when he heard this: "Okay!"

Lu Wuyuan said proudly: "I have also drank this water, so I know it, but it is really hard to get."

Zhang Lingxiao said: "Wu Yuan, you don't have to save face for me. Compared to the two of you, I am indeed a layman when it comes to tea ceremony."

Xie Fu smiled and said: "Ling Xiao, you are a good wine. Regarding wine, we two have to ask you for advice." "Brother Xie, you are a landlord, what about this banquet?"

"I'll make arrangements."

"It's a pity that Wen Lin is not here."

Xie Fu looked at Lu Wuyuan: "Isn't this someone taking his place?"

Zhang Lingxiao looked around and saw Lu Wuyuan sipping tea carefully, looking like he was wandering for nine days, and called out: "Wu Yuan."

Lu Wuyuan came back to his senses: "This tea is really getting more and more addictive the more I drink it. Brother Di, where did you buy this tea?"

Just as Xie Fu was about to answer, his heart suddenly moved and he responded: "Caiwei Tea Shop, but is it difficult to buy such good tea?"

"Brother Epilepsy, how do you say this?"

"This peerless tea is only sold to people who know tea, and only to those who are destined to have it."

As expected, Lu Wuyuan immediately stood up: "I'm going to buy it now for you to take a look at."

Zhang Lingxiao yelled: "Wu Yuan, you have to restrain yourself." Lu Wuyuan is known as the devil in the world, and he is afraid of causing trouble if he buys or sells by force.

Xie Fu also reminded: "Wu Yuan, I am the official of Yangzhou. If you dare to cause trouble in my place, don't blame me for being ruthless."

"Don't worry, brothers. I know you are afraid that I, the Demon King, will cause trouble, but I, the Demon King, only bully high-ranking officials, never ordinary people."

After Lu Wuyuan left, Zhang Lingxiao said: "Brother Xie, why did you let him go?"

Xie Fu smiled and said: "Immortals only have clever tricks. Wu Yuan's aristocratic spirit is too strong. He should wash it off and let it settle."

"Oh, there must be something mysterious about this Caiwei Tea Shop."

"That's not true. The owner of the tea shop is my sister."

"Why didn't I know Brother Xie had a girl?"

"She's my adopted sister."

"I see."

"By the way, Ling Xiao, how did you know I was in Yangzhou?"

"That's right. I happened to hear from my aunt a few days ago that your wife is going to Yangzhou and the Xie family is going to have a wedding. At first I thought that you, brother Xie, were going to get married again."

Xie Fu laughed loudly: "Ling Xiao, you are laughing."

Zhang Lingxiao continued with a smile; "After asking around, I found out that my cousin is holding a wedding ceremony to thank you for the gift. Sooner or later, I will come over to show your respect, so I came over with Wu Yuan in advance. By the way, who is this bride? ?”

Xie Fu smiled bitterly: "I'm afraid this marriage will be ruined?"

Zhang Lingxiao was confused: "What's going on?"

Xie Fu couldn't explain the reason. Seeing this, Zhang Lingxiao said: "Brother Xie, if it's not convenient to say it, there's no need to say it."

"Ling Xiao, thank you for your understanding."

……

Xie Fu and Zhang Lingxiao were chatting in the hall. Lu Wuyuan inquired all the way to Caiwei Tea Shop. Seeing the small shop with a small shop front, he couldn't help but wonder what kind of good tea this tea shop could have.

Seeing people lining up to buy tea at the door, I felt a little more confident.

Old man Hu shouted loudly: "The tea has been sold out, it has been sold out."

"Why are they sold out so early in the morning?"

Old man Hu explained: "The tea leaves in Caiwei Tea Shop are all fresh tea. My daughter has been busy these past two days and has not gone to the mountains to pick tea and has no time to bake it. I hope all patrons will be considerate."

The tea buyers lost interest and left, and the long queue dispersed. Old Hu was in a depressed state of mind and sighed, not in the mood to do business at all.

Caiwei came back this morning and said that her marriage to the Xie family was ruined. When Old Man Hu pressed her, Caiwei said that Xie Li only wanted to become a brother and sister with her, and did not want to marry her. As for the details, she refused to share the details.

Thinking about it, how could an adult marry a peasant girl? He had also met two cousins, Xie Fu and Xie Li, and saw that they were approachable, so he dared to have such a wishful thinking.

It was just an unreasonable thought, and the loss was nothing. It was just a pain for Caiwei, a girl. This girl must be heartbroken.

I just came back last night and went up to the mountain to pick tea before dawn. Now I am most afraid that this girl will not be able to think about it.

Thinking of Old Man Hu, he sighed deeply.

A loud voice came: "Are you from the shopkeeper?"

Old Man Hu looked up and saw a young master in gorgeous clothes. He said with a smile: "Yes, master."

"Shopkeeper, I want to buy tea."

"Sir, I'm so sorry, our tea has been sold out."

Lu Wuyuan sounded displeased: "It won't be finished sooner or later. You said it was sold out when I came here. I think you don't want to sell it to me."

"How dare you, young master? Besides, there's no business we can't do. It's really sold out."

When Lu Wuyuan heard this, he thought to himself that he had just praised Haikou, but he couldn't deal with Brother Diai when he returned like this. He thought that Brother Diai had said that the best tea is only sold to those who know tea, and only to those who are destined. Thinking that this peerless tea would not be sold to ordinary people casually, he said loudly: "I don't buy those ordinary teas. What I want to buy is peerless tea."

Old man Hu was stunned when he heard this. Unparalleled tea? Could it be...

Seeing Old Man Hu's expression, Lu Wuyuan asked, "Is there any?"

Old Man Hu hesitated, but Lu Wuyuan said: "Don't lie to me. I came here on a special trip. If you are only willing to sell to others but not to me, I may destroy your stall."

The other party's tone of voice and his clothes made Old Man Hu know at a glance that he was not someone to be trifled with, so he explained: "This is good tea. The little girl only prepared it for her friends. We never sell it in our store." ”

Sure enough, it was just like what Brother Diao said. The best tea is only sold to those who know tea, and only to those who are destined. He said loudly: "Yes, I will buy it. Do I have to go through any tests? I am a master of tea ceremony. What conditions do I have to come here?" ”

"No, the requirements for picking this good tea are extremely demanding. You need tea from high mountains. You have to go up the mountain in the middle of the night. The picking requirements are also based on "sunshine and morning dew""

"The sun shines on the morning dew?"

Lu Wuyuan could not drink a lot of tea, but it was the first time he heard the words "Sunshine and Morning Dew". Generally speaking, brothels are the most elegant places, and Qin Tower is already the top brothel in Daguan Country. What is so elegant about it? All included.

Old Man Hu explained: "Yes, it's the time when the sun has just risen and the morning dew on the tea leaves has not yet melted."

When the morning dew was still there, the sun had not yet come out. When the sun came out, the morning dew quickly receded. Thinking of this, Lu Wuyuan was stunned and said: "Isn't that just a short time?"

"Yes, so before daybreak, you must first select those tea leaves with young tea buds, and pick them one by one as soon as the sun rises, instead of picking them slowly."

Lu Wuyuan groaned, a little startled: "No, it's not dawn yet, it's pitch black, how can you see it?"

"Smell it with your nose."

"Smell with your nose, just kidding."

"I'm not kidding, this is a stunt that took me several years to master. Others can't do it."

At first, Fu Xie asked him to pick Weiwei when the sun shines on the morning dew, but the time when the sun shines on the morning dew was too short. Picking Wei thought of stepping on the fixed leaves in advance. It took him several years to practice from slow to fast, from unfamiliar to skilled. The unique skill of knowing the right tea buds just by smelling them.

Lu Wuyuan had never heard of such a thing, and couldn't help but praise: "It's really amazing, he can be called a god." He said in surprise: "There are tea trees all over the mountain, don't you have to remember the position of each bud in the pitch black?"

"Yes, so I have to spend at least two hours walking several times to memorize the location."

Lu Wuyuan couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "I admire you!"