Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 163

Lan Ning smiled and coaxed: "It's okay, you say boldly, I'm not a stingy person, I take sincerity as truth, but I'm so disgusted with those who are pious and pretend to be cunning." To be honest, I don't blame me for our correspondence.

Juan'er was astonished when she heard the words, Miss, you are not stingy, you will avenge your revenge.

"Miss Lanning, you are really temperamental!"

After Xie Fu praised, he said: "To be honest, I wanted to have a good time with Mrs. Lanning for a moment just now."

Faced with such a stunning beauty, it would be a lie if you are not impulsive, but if you say something on the stage, it will be very unbearable. Xie Fu said this, and he considers himself sincere.

Lanning was stunned when he heard the words, his head was buzzing.

Juan'er was furious, and began to look around for a guy, knowing that men think so, but dare to say it face to face, you are the first one!
Lan Ning was considered pungent, but Xie Fu said that he was ashamed, and spat angrily: "Bah! I didn't ask you to say these things."

"Miss Lanning, don't play tricks on me."

Lan Ning directly changed his face and scolded: "Who played with you, you are not sincere."

"Juan'er, tie him up!"

Juan'er took out the rope, but she was already prepared and approached Xie Fu step by step.

Come again!Xie Fu is most afraid of fighting with women. If he can't win, he will be ashamed. If he wins, he will be so devastated that he will kill a woman!This is the most difficult thing in the world.

Standing up, Sven said: "Don't force me!"

Juan'er shrugged and said with a smile: "I wish you would resist and beat you up justifiably, you know I hate you very much." Juan'er's eyes were cold, and she thought of grandma's pain again.

Juan'er regards Xie Fu as a weak scholar who has no strength to restrain a chicken, and the moment the rope is about to be put on Xie Fu, Xie Fu makes a move.

Pointing to make a knife, three moves in a row, the first move is the Tiantu point on the neck, the second move is the Rugen point on the chest, and the third move is the Qihai point under the abdomen. These three points are the vital points of the human body. Once stabbed by the knife, you will die immediately.

These three moves are also called the three moves of killing one's life, they were taught by Master Xie Chuyue, so as to prevent Xie Fu from being bullied in the future.

Xie Fu raised his hand to his forehead, feeling very helpless, he knew these three tricks, and there was no distinction between men and women, but he felt that he couldn't tell the truth at this moment, so he took the key from Juan'er's body: "Ms. Juan'er offended."

"Miss Lanning, farewell, there will be no future."

Xie Fu just turned around to leave, but Lan Ning yelled in a cold voice, "Stop!"

Xie Fu paused for a moment, then moved again, but the sound of clothes being torn came from behind him.

Lan Ning sneered and said, "Even if you can walk out of here today, I assure you, there is no room for you in Suzhou City."

Xie Fu stopped, turned his head, and saw that Lan Ning's green gauze had been torn open, his left arm exposed white and greasy skin, and asked: "Miss Lan Ning, what do you mean?"

Although Lan Ning said expressionlessly, "You violated me indecently."

Xie Fu replied, "I haven't."

In front of Xie Fu, Lan Ning tore a hole in the lower skirt again, and the skirt swung open, revealing the pink silk satin trousers she was wearing inside.

Xie Fu put his hands behind his back and smiled slightly: "Go ahead and tear it up, I really appreciate Lady Lanning's immortal body snow jade."

Ladies in brothels are often pretending, and when you think you're going to retreat, they will give up instead.

It's just that Xie Fu underestimated Lan Ning's hatred for him at the moment. The more Xie Fu didn't care, the more Lan Ning hated him. It seems to be swaying blue and quiet waves.

A few strands of long temples were restlessly sticking to his cheeks, and Lan Ning looked at Xie Fu with a blank expression.

It is considered indecent for a woman to dishevel her hair in front of others.

In Xie Fu's eyes, this ripped clothes and disheveled appearance is full of smiles and smiles, except for one point of dishonesty.

It was also more important than the previous act of tearing clothes, making Xie Fu feel that standing in front of him was not a charming little lady, but a hero who wanted to fight him to the end.

Xie Fu saluted, and said deeply: "Miss Lanning."

Lan Ning sneered: "Are you afraid?"

Xie Fu smiled and said: "Xie Fu is open and upright, and those who are clear will be cleared by themselves."

"It's a good sentence to be upright and upright. The clearer will be clearer. I am a dignified Suzhou oiran. How could I make you a little boy?"

Lan Ning spoke with a deeper voice: "I am old acquaintances with Mr. Zhu and Mr. Lu. I believe they will make the decision for me. Even if you cannot be sentenced to death, this castration is inevitable."

Xie Fu looked at Lan Ning in astonishment, you can say such words.

So righteous indignation, I feel like I really did it!

Lan Ning chuckled: "You beast, don't~~"

Immediately, Lan Ning's face turned frosty again: "You vile and shameless beast!"

Xie Fu raised his hand to interrupt: "Stop! Please tie me up!"

This is called treating the person in the same way, Lan Ning said loudly: "Juan'er, tie him up."

Juan'er is still on the ground.

Hearing Lan Ning's words, he jumped up from the ground as if his whole body had been beaten with chicken blood, and tied Xie Fu's feet and hands with a rope, of course, he kept spitting out the fragrance from his mouth.

Lan Ning asked: "Young Master Xie, are you still stubborn?"

Xie Fu heard that Lanning's tone seemed to be forcing a confession, and said with a smile: "Miss Lanning, will you let me go if I soften my mouth?"

Anyway, Xie Fu knew that Lan Ning was trying to deal with him in a different way, but he didn't know whether it was because of the sentence "Qian Lan" in the lantern riddle because of trespassing in the boudoir.

Or it was the heart-wrenching love he said just now, or it was a combination of all three.

No matter what, he has no feelings for this lady of Lanning, the structure is too small, and she is not worthy of the title of No.1 in Suzhou.

It's a pity for her stunning beauty and talent, if her heart can be bigger... Well, Xie Fu looked away from her.

Lan Ning smiled and said, "That depends on how soft you are?"

Xie Fu stopped entangled with her, and said coldly: "Okay, have a good time. After Miss Lanning vents her anger, I can go home, and I will have nothing to do with you in the future." Isn't it ridiculous for her to reason.

Lan Ning sneered: "You still want to go home?"

Xie Fu smiled: "Could it be that Mrs. Lanning still wants to stay with me overnight?"

Xie Fu is usually gentle and polite to people, but he is not weak when he needs to fight each other. I respect people three points first, and I don't need to respect people if they don't respect me.

Lan Ning smiled lightly: "Yes, I'm afraid I'll be hurt too badly and I won't be able to walk."

Xie Fu laughed: "It's up to you."

"It can't be casual, you have to take your time, Juan'er." Lan Ning looked at Juan'er as she spoke, signaling that she could torture her to extract a confession.

Juan'er giggled, "Miss, things are already ready, I've been looking forward to this day for a long time."

Juan'er walked away for a while, and came with a plan, which contained some "things" that Xie Fu couldn't understand, "You idiot, don't let me down, just be tougher."

Squatting down, taking off Xie Fu's shoes, a stench hit, and Juan'er was suddenly sucked back several steps, "My god, please forgive me, let this man be thrown into the latrine."

Lan Ning only felt a strong stench coming to his nostrils, which made him a little dizzy, and retreated further, keeping a distance from Xie Fu, cursing: "It stinks to death."

She has always loved cleanliness, if such a person appeared in front of her, she would have retreated a long time ago.

Xie Fu saw that Lanning's face was puffy and he was holding his breath, so he couldn't help laughing out loud: "I'm born with stinky feet, don't bother the two ladies to sniff my smelly feet, you'd better stay away from me."

But it was because of the continuous rain in the past few days, water accumulated in the yard of Taiping Xiaoshu, and Xie Fu cleared the canal in the morning.

At this moment, the smell on this foot is the smell of a stinking ditch.

Lan Ning spat: "Juan'er is right, you should be thrown into the latrine." As soon as the words came out, he smelled a trace, and felt like he had been drugged, and hurriedly said: "Juan'er, what are you doing?" He, I'll take it easy."

Juan'er's face turned hard, and she took two steps closer, her eyes were immediately closed by Xun, her expression twisted: "Miss, I can't do it anymore, woo~~"

The look was so miserable that even Lanning felt distressed when he saw it, and waved to Juan'er: "Juan'er, come here first."

Juan'er looked over and saw that the young lady's nose had already been stuffed with two dried dates. She sighed to herself that the young lady's hands and feet were quite agile. She walked over and took two dried dates from the fruit plate and stuffed her nose. In the brothel, dried dates It is a necessary thing, and everyone knows it naturally.

The two women returned, squatted down and studied carefully, with an expression as if they were facing an enemy, and when they found that there was no problem, they breathed a sigh of relief.

Juan'er even laughed directly, because her nose was blocked, her laughter sounded very sinister.

Xie Fu's ten toes twitched, stay away from me, stay away from me...

Both women were surprised, but they had never seen such nimble toes, as nimble as ten girls dancing.

After the two were surprised, they suddenly opened their round eyes, only to feel that the trajectory of the toes twisted, which seemed to send a bad smell to their mouths.

Juan'er immediately said angrily: "Miss, he is still provoking."

Lan Ning sneered, reaching out to take off her socks.

Juan'er said: "Miss, use mine, mine stinks."

Xie Fu's toes stopped moving for an instant, to be honest.

Seeing that Xie Fu was staring intently at Juan'er who was taking off her socks, Lan Ning couldn't help laughing, "It's what you deserve! This is called self-eating."

When Juan'er took off a sock, Lanning said, "Juan'er, come on, he's disgusting, we can't be as disgusting as him."

Xie Fu heaved a sigh of relief, and looked at Lan Ning gratefully.

Lan Ning snorted arrogantly, turned around and said, "Juan'er, use torture!"

Xie Fu was stunned, torture?But it is very inexplicable.

Juan'er picked up a chicken feather from the plan and scratched at the sole of Xie Fu's foot.

Xie Fu immediately couldn't stand the itching, twisted his body, and laughed, "Haha...haha..."

The itching was much more uncomfortable than the pain. After a while, Xie Fu was sweating profusely from laughing, his face turned red and white, and he shouted: "Lanning...lady...lady..."

(End of this chapter)