Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1636 Waiting for the result

In fact, before Xie Fu and the others came, Zhuo Er had come here to wait for Langshi. She herself didn't know why she came to this place. Maybe she wanted to find a quiet and deserted place to relieve her depression, and secondly, she wanted to find a place to put her proud heart.

I could still accept the sweet words they said just now, but now that they have evolved to the point of fighting for three hundred rounds in this world, I had no choice but to show up.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Zhuo Er, what a coincidence."

"What a coincidence! I've been here a long time ago. It's not a coincidence at all."

Wen Renling was shocked and said, "Then what we just said, you are..."

Zhuo Er was disdainful in his heart. It had come to this point. What was there to hide? He simply replied, "Yes, I heard everything. I heard everything about you, my husband, my husband's master, and my husband's good brother."

Wen Ren Ling was so embarrassed that she really wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into.

Zhuo Er said: "Princess Ling, it is not shameful to love someone. If I were you, I would probably be more bold and passionate than you."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Sister Ling, since Zhuo Er has heard and seen it, why don't you just be open and call me husband now so that I can hear it."

Wen Renling wanted to save face, and Zhuo Er also wanted to save face, so they said to Xie Fu in a cold voice: "You'd better put on your clothes first."

Xie Fu smiled faintly: "You know, as a man, it's boring to have such a strong body if only I can see it. I am happy to share it with others."

Zhuo Er said coldly: "You have no sense of shame. You said you wanted to see yours, but you are so ugly."

He waved his hand in disdain and lowered it from his brow, but he saw Xie Fu's scarred upper body clearly. He was immediately as shocked as Wen Ren Ling, staring in surprise.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I also know that women dress themselves to please themselves. I also hope that Zhuo Er, you can share your strong and beautiful body with me."

Zhuo Er was furious: "What did you say!"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I understand. You are using anger to cover up your inner embarrassment. In fact, you really want someone to appreciate and praise your beautiful figure." After saying that, he sat down on the spot and said, "I will sit here and wait for your appreciation. Please!"

Zhuo Er had never come across such a brothel way of talking, using reason to do unreasonable things. After being stunned for a moment, he angrily said, "What a reward, if you insult me ​​again, I will whip you a few times."

"Why? You want to use this method to trick me into doing something to you, so that you can show me your beauty naturally."

Zhuo Er shouted at the top of his lungs: "I didn't seduce you, I was just angry."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "It doesn't matter. Just look at me a few more times and your anger will turn into joy."

Zhuo Er pointed at Xie Fu with trembling fingers. He had never seen such a shameless person before. He was so angry that he didn't know what to say. He just felt that no matter how bad his words were, they would eventually turn into sharp arrows and shoot at him. He turned to look at Wen Ren Ling and asked for help: "Please take care of him."

Wen Ren Ling's pretty face twitched. She wanted to find a place to hide, so how could she get involved in such muddy water?

The best way to break a woman's inherent sense of shame is to feel deeply ashamed first. It's like a person who is preparing to perform on stage, who will be very nervous for fear of making a fool of herself. The best way is to make a fool of herself before the actual performance, and then she won't be nervous afterwards. Anyway, she has already made a fool of herself, so what is there to be afraid of?

Xie Fu really hopes that Wen Ren Ling can obtain the happiness and joy that a woman should have, and even the pride and glory in front of others.

Zhuo Er is undoubtedly the best candidate. Firstly, Zhuo Er is a woman and will not make Wen Ren Ling feel too awkward. Secondly, Zhuo Er is a friend of both of them.

"Sister Ling and I are going to have a meeting. Zhuo Er, do you want to stay and watch?"

  Wen Ren Ling couldn't stand this, and Zhuo Er was even more shocked and stunned. Is this even human language?

Wen Ren Ling shouted coldly: "Shut up, who wants to fight with you!"

Xie Fu smiled: "In the book Sex, Life, and Yin and Yang, it says: Nose sweat, white lips, trembling hands and feet, loud voice and angry face are the symptoms of dryness among the ten symptoms of Si. If it is not relieved, the dryness will enter the heart."

Wen Ren Ling looked at Zhuo Er, and Zhuo Er looked at Wen Ren Ling, and both saw the symptoms described in each other.

Xie Fu continued, "To put it simply, these flowery words mean that the more a woman screams at the top of her lungs and the more painful and distorted her expression is, the more emotional she is. But don't worry, I have a unique way to explain it." He gestured as he spoke.

Xie Fu is a crazy person by nature, but he has always been suppressed by etiquette and laws. His behavior only comes out when he is drunk. In recent years, he has tried less to suppress it, and is gradually returning to his original nature.

"Can you two guess what this rule is?"

The two women naturally did not answer, so Xie Fu laughed and answered himself: "Snake in the Eagle's Shadow."

Zhuo Er looked at Wen Ren Ling and said coldly: "Princess Ling, I can't stand it!"

Wen Ren Ling nodded, held the whip tightly and stood up.

Seeing the two approaching him from the front and back, Xie Fu laughed and said, "Why, are you planning to attack together? That way, no one will laugh at the other?"

Wen Ren Ling whipped up and said, "Come together!"

Xie Fu jumped up immediately.

Zhuo Er saw that Ren Ling had taken the lead in moving his hands, so he whipped him without hesitation: "Hands and feet, do it!"

When Xie Fu saw that they were serious, he started screaming.

It was Wen Ren Ling's turn to use the whip: "Loud and angry!"

Xie Fu was really sweating from the pain.

Zhuo Er whipped out his whip and said coldly: "Sweaty nose and white lips!"

Under normal circumstances, Xie Fu would have naturally ignored the two men's whips and just treated them as tickles, but after Yi Lan turned his body into a useless one, it was really painful and he had no ability to dodge it.

"My dear husband, you said it, the more you scream, the more painful and distorted your expression is, the happier you are. So I will make you happier."

Zhuo Er sneered, "This is the dryness syndrome among the ten diseases of the snake. If it is not relieved, the dryness will enter the body and it will be very bad. Good Master, I am grateful for your rescue. I am here to repay you for saving my life."

"Zhuo'er, I was just teasing you."

"Good Master, you are too polite. I will definitely save you!"

"what!"

"Good Master, bear with the pain."

……

As the sun sets over the top of a high mountain, the sunlight becomes softer, like a pearl hanging on the top of the mountain.

Many people at Wenren Ranch took off their sun hats. The breeze brought a hint of coolness to their faces, and also took away the sweat from their ears and necks, making people feel relaxed.

When the sun sets completely and night falls, the annual Man Hunting Festival ends. Even if a woman captures a man and brings him back, it will not count.

Many women returned empty-handed. Although the women of Wenren Ranch were strong and good at archery and riding, they were naturally inferior to men in terms of physical strength and combat effectiveness. If the men of Wenren Ranch were weaker than the women, Wenren Ranch would be finished. Therefore, there were not many couples on the Hunting Man Festival, and the Hunting Woman Festival was the main venue for marriages between men and women every year.

Of course, not all women returned empty-handed. More than a dozen women captured the men they liked. The onlookers began to discuss that the women lost miserably in this year's Man Hunting Festival...

This result is indeed far inferior to that of previous years.

The woman's poor performance did not dampen the enthusiasm and expectations of the people, because Princess Ling, who participated in the Hunting Man Festival for the first time, had not returned yet. They really wanted to know which man was so lucky to be favored by this most proud, tough, noble and beautiful woman.

The most anxious ones were Wenren Houcang and other elders. Seeing that Zhuo Er had not returned yet, they had involuntarily lowered their demands. Even if they could not capture Xie Fu, at least they would not make things worse.

After all, they secretly plotted against Xie Fu, and Xie Fu is no fool. He must have known that he was plotted. If the marriage fails and a rift develops between the two sides, it would be a real sin.

The halo hanging on the top of the mountain dazzled Wenren Houcang, who couldn't help but ask, "Old Zhuo, do you think Zhuo Er can succeed?"

Zhuo Zong knew his daughter very well. She had taken Wen Ren Ling as her role model since she was young and had to be strong in everything. She even publicly threatened to surpass Wen Ren Ling and become the Wen Ren Ranch. If it was any other man, Zhuo Zong was full of confidence that no man could break her palm.

But she was dealing with a divine master, a god-like figure. Zhuo Zong didn't know whether the paralysis dragon and mortal stone they had planned would work against the divine master, so he could only respond: "Master, Zhuo Er will do his best."

After hearing this, Hou Cang said, "Of course I know Zhuo Er will go all out. I am asking if Zhuo Er can do it."

Zhuo Zong smiled bitterly and did not respond. Dong Xiong said frankly: "I'm afraid it's difficult. If it was possible, you would have returned long ago. Why wait until now?"

Wenren Houcang sighed and said, "No, no, some things can't be forced. I was just worried that my brother would feel resentful towards me because of this, so I left like this."

Zhuo Zong pointed at Yi Lan and Qiu Ruyi who were not far away and said with a smile: "If the Divine Master wants to leave, he must take them with him first."

Wenren Houcang was still unsure of the relationship between Xie Fu and the two of them until this time, but he was certain that the two girls had a close relationship with Xie Fu. At this moment, seeing the two girls chatting and laughing, and seeming to have full confidence in Xie Fu, his mood became even gloomier.

At this moment, the crowd shouted: "Someone is back!"

"Is it Princess Ling?"

Wenren Houcang immediately perked up and looked towards the gorge. He saw a black dot just passing through the gorge and approaching this side quickly. The clothes worn by the man on horseback were not red. Wenren Houcang blurted out, "Is it Zhuo Er?"

Zhuo Zong replied: “No!” The Black Dragon Rider’s handsomeness is far more than that.

Some people in the crowd lamented: "Isn't it Princess Ling?"

"Did you see clearly?"

"I didn't see clearly, but Princess Ling was wearing red."

"Oh, could that be the Drow?"

"I don't know."

As the black spot got closer, everyone finally saw the two people on horseback. It was Lian Hua and Dong He. Lian Hua looked heroic, while Dong He was tied up and hung on the horse's back.

Someone shouted, "It's Lian Hua! Lian Hua has captured Dong He!"

Dong Xiong was stunned for a moment, looking embarrassed. Although he was also happy to conclude a marriage with the Lian family, it was still very shameful to do it in this way. If Dong He had captured Lian Hua, it would be completely different. He cursed in his heart, why is this bastard becoming more and more cowardly? It was understandable that he was captured by that fierce woman Zhuo Er, but why was he captured by that girl Lian Hua?

Lian Fan couldn't help laughing when he saw this unexpected surprise, and his daughter Lian Hua was proud of him.

Wenren Houcang also noticed that the two of them were in a state of ups and downs, and smiled to ease the atmosphere: "Old Dong, Old Lian, congratulations."

"Lian Hua! Lian Hua! Lian Hua!"

Lian Hua slowed down and approached. The onlookers began to cheer for her, especially the women, who cheered particularly loudly, because Lian Hua made them proud. They all knew that Dong He was the representative of the younger generation of Wenren Ranch, and taking down Dong He would be equivalent to a great victory.

Dong He's clothes were soaked, his hair was disheveled and he looked extremely disheveled, just like a captured prey.

Lian Hua's clothes were also somewhat wet, and it was obvious that the two had met at the riverside in the south. As for what they found, no one knew.

Amid the cheers of the crowd, Dong He whispered, "Lian Hua, are you still in pain?"

Lian Hua looked down at him with a look of anger in his eyes.

Dong He said, "We have agreed that I will give you the limelight, but I will be the man in charge of the family from now on."

Lian Hua blushed and replied, "I know."

As the crowd gathered around and cheered for her, Lian Hua had no choice but to stop his horse and throw Dong He off the horse. He said to the women of the Lian family in a heroic manner, "Carry him to my house!"

Dong He, who was tied up, was carried away by seven or eight women.

It is shameful to be inferior to others in skills. Dong He might not be able to stand up straight in front of Lian Hua in the future. This is why men don't want to be captured by women.

Lian Hua strode towards Wenren Houcang and the others. Her dress was a little torn and wet, and her face was a little scratched and dirty, but it did not affect her spirited look. She first greeted Wenren Houcang, "Owner."

Wenren Houcang smiled and praised: "Lianhua, I can't tell."

Lian Hua was a little shy when he was praised by his elders, and he followed his own Lian Fan and greeted him, "Father."

Lian Fan was overjoyed: "Great, great." His face was full of glory.

After hearing this, Cang winked at Lian Fan, who then asked, "Hua'er, why haven't Zhuo Er and the others come back yet?"

Lian Hua then said, "Father, we had already captured the divine master, but who knew that Princess Ling would go against us and mess things up..."

She told them in detail how Wen Ren Ling tried several times to stop them from capturing the Divine Master.

After hearing this, Wenren Houcang and the others realized that today's Hunting Man Festival was actually a time of infighting among the women.

It is understandable that women would compete for the man they like, but it is obvious that Wen Ren Ling did not see the situation clearly, nor did she recognize her own abilities. It was simply wishful thinking for her to want to take down the Divine Master by herself.

Everyone looked at Wenren Houcang in confusion. What did Wenren Ling mean by this? She didn't like men, so why did she want to cause trouble? Did she not want to be overshadowed by Zhuo Er, or did she dislike Zhuo Er...

Under the puzzled gazes of the crowd, Wenren Houcang said helplessly: "Ling'er said that he wanted to capture my brother."

Dong Xiong was surprised and said, "If that's the case, why does Xiao Ling still want to cause trouble?" In Dong Xiong's opinion, Wenren Ling should know that they wanted to keep Xie Fu in Wenren Ranch, so he planned to do his part.

Zhuo Zong said: "We have watched Xiao Ling grow up since she was a child. Her personality and temper..." He smiled bitterly and realized that she was too proud and strong. She always wanted to do things alone and disdained help from others.