Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1638 Discussing the Big Plan

Yi Lan responded generously: "Really?"

Qiu Ruyi chuckled: "Although I am boastful, I am actually just talking on paper and have no experience. How about this, Yilan, can you find an opportunity to teach me?"

Yilan was embarrassed: "How can I teach you this?"

"Teach me step by step."

Yilan quickly refused: "I can't teach you this, I am the same..."

"What are you yourself?"

In order to dispel Qiu Ruyi's idea, Yi Lan said with gritted teeth: "I learned it by myself!"

Qiu Ruyi chuckled: "I can't understand such a profound thing by myself."

"It's very simple, just..."

Seeing Qiu Ruyi looking at her with a smile, Yi Lan quickly stopped talking.

"What is that? We are close friends, so just treat it as idle talk."

Yilan simply said: "Just close your eyes and don't worry about anything."

Qiu Ruyi whispered in his ear: "That means you will be bullied to death by him."

"Don't worry, Mr. Qiu. It's not that hard to deal with. Besides..."

Yilan couldn't say the rest, so Qiu Ruyi said for her: "And it's very comfortable, isn't it?"

Yilan simply pursed her lips and said, "Yes, I guarantee that once you become a bride, you will want to be a bride every night."

This really hit the nail on the head for Qiu Ruyi, and she felt too embarrassed to tease her any further.

Wenren Houcang personally supported Xie Fu. In the eyes of the crowd, this move was both a recognition and respect for Xie Fu.

Noticing that Xie Fu's whole body was limp like a seriously ill person, he thought that Xie Fu must have been hit by the paralysis dragon.

His concerns were the same as Zhuo Zong and others. Ling'er's ability to capture Xie Fu was certainly a pleasant surprise, but the follow-up was not stable.

The original plan was to pair him with Zhuo Er, and now he was half happy and half worried.

He explained the situation first to avoid any rift between the brothers, and apologized immediately: "Brother, I'm sorry."

Xie Fu pretended to be confused: "How have you let me down, brother?"

"Brother, stop pretending. I've told you clearly that you were struck by a paralysis dragon, and your whole body is numb and you can't use any strength. The mortal stones in the woods were all designed long ago. The purpose is to hope that you can become the son-in-law of Wenren Ranch."

Xie Fu asked back: "Does this violate the rules of the Hunting Man Festival?"

Wenren Houcang didn't expect Xie Fu to ask this, and was stunned for a moment: "Each one relies on his own strategy, each one relies on his own courage, this is not the case."

"In that case, why are you apologizing, brother?"

After hearing this, Cang was stunned for a moment, unable to respond. Xie Fu smiled bitterly: "I can only say that you are one step ahead, and I am the loser."

After hearing this, Cang was stunned and said, "Brother, you are not angry?"

"Why should I be angry? You didn't force me to participate in the Hunting Man Festival. I wanted to appreciate the customs of this place. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. I can only admit defeat."

Wenren Houcang exclaimed, "Brother, your broad-mindedness really makes me feel ashamed. I really regret that I met you 20 years later."

Xie Fu said with a smile: "Brother, twenty years ago, I was still a child. I'm afraid you wouldn't even look at me straight in the eye."

"That's true. It doesn't matter. We still have a long life ahead of us and we can still be brothers for most of it." Wenren Houcang liked Xie Fu very much. He was impeccable in terms of talent, martial arts, character and morals.

Xie Fu looked at Wen Ren Ling gently and said, "Brother, can we still be brothers in the future?"

Wenren Houcang blurted out: "Of course, who..."

She suddenly stopped talking, but understood what Xie Fu meant, and asked softly, "My daughter... wasn't... rude to you, was she?"

Xie Fu didn't know how to answer. The word "rude" had too many connotations, so he just smiled.

This smile made Wenren Houcang feel unsure, and he said softly: "Brother, if you feel it is inappropriate, I won't force you to do it."

Xie Fu was puzzled: "With so many eyes witnessing it, can it still be invalidated?"

"Of course I can't invalidate it. Since I was able to capture you, I guess you two have already had contact."

Xie Fu wanted to know what kind of medicine Wenren Houcang bought from his gourd, so he nodded.

"It's impossible to get close, right?"

Xie Fu nodded.

"I know you've long admired my daughter. She's pretty, and makes people fall in love with her. But she's obsessed with cleanliness, and it's something you can never get rid of. She's like a flower in the sky, beautiful but you can only look at her but not get close to her, and you can only admire her but not touch her. It's really annoying and frustrating."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Brother, what do you want to say?"

"This marriage must be concluded and cannot be annulled. Otherwise, the hundreds of years of tradition of our Wenren Ranch will be gone. However, you can pretend that this woman does not exist. Of course, I will not let you stay alone. You can marry any woman you like in this Wenren Ranch."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Will Miss Wenren not be angry if I marry another one?"

"Don't worry, she would rather you don't provoke her."

Xie Fu smiled, and then Wenren Houcang lowered his voice and said, "What do you think of this girl Zhuo Er? She is young and beautiful, and her figure is impeccable. The men at Wenren Ranch secretly drool when they see her."

Xie Fu simply said, "I still like Miss Wenren more."

After hearing this, Cang's face twitched and he smiled bitterly, "Didn't I tell you that she can't get rid of her cleanliness obsession?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I still want to give it a try. Maybe I can move Miss Wenren with my true feelings."

Wenren Houcang thought to himself, I can’t even handle the father-daughter relationship of thirty years, and you just open your mouth and say the truth, “Brother, you will suffer.”

"It's easy to find priceless treasures, but it's hard to find true love. It's only right to suffer a little."

After hearing this, Hou Cang felt that it would be a waste of effort to persuade him any further. He should let Xie Fu experience it firsthand so that he would know the difficulty and give up. He said lightly, "That's fine, but if it doesn't work, don't be discouraged, brother."

Xie Fu smiled and replied, "Okay."

Wenren Houcang said, "Brother, let you suffer a little more." Then he winked at the female relatives.

Xie Fuzheng didn't understand what was going on, and was carried away by several women. He felt strange and funny, as if he had been captured by the female leader and taken away as his wife.

Forget it, as long as Sister Ling is happy and glorious, this little bit of face doesn’t matter.

Indeed, if people can be open-minded, many things are nothing to worry about.

Wen Ren Ling glanced in the direction where Xie Fuyuan was going, then also stepped on her horse's belly and left. The complex smell in the air made her feel a little depressed and uncomfortable, but she didn't want to appear too indifferent and resistant, and dampen everyone's enthusiasm.

Keeping a distance from the crowd, Wen Ren Ling felt much more relaxed. At this moment, a voice came from behind: "Miss Wen Ren."

Wen Ren Ling looked back and saw Yi Lan trotting over. He quickly stopped his horse, got off, and called out with a smile, "Yi Lan."

Yi Lan's face was filled with joy: "Miss Wenren, congratulations."

These words made Wen Ren Ling feel sad. Back then in Yingge Town, she felt very uncomfortable when she saw Xie Fu getting married with another woman. Yi Lan was in the same situation at the moment.

Gently holding Yilan's hand, he said distressedly: "Yilan, I..." Yilan asked: "Miss Wenren, are you happy?"

Wen Ren Ling smiled sweetly: "I am happy, but also a little unhappy."

Yilan was puzzled: "What's wrong with you?"

Wen Renling's eyes were full of tenderness: "Letting you be wronged makes me unhappy."

Yilan burst into laughter: "I didn't feel wronged at all, on the contrary I was very happy."

Wen Ren Ling was stunned: "Really?"

"Really!"

Wen Renling couldn't help but suspect that Yi Lan didn't really love Xie Fu after responding so readily, so he asked softly, "Yi Lan, are you disappointed in him or... do you think he's dispensable?"

Yi Lan smiled and said, "Miss Wenren, I am from Beidi. If my man is great, as a woman, I will feel very proud."

"Don't you feel any vinegar at all?"

"I am jealous, but I won't be jealous of you, Miss Wenren. You risked your life to save me, and I wish I could repay you, I wish you are well, and I wish you can be happy."

Wen Renling felt warm at heart when she heard these words. This kind of intimacy would not lead to jealousy, just like her and Cui Yourong. She said softly, "Yilan, you are so nice, I won't be jealous of you. I also hope you are well and happy."

As he took off his pendant, Yilan asked, "Do you want me to give it back to Fu?"

Why would I need to give it back to him through your hands? Wen Ren Ling shook his head and asked, "Do you like it?"

Yilan said frankly: "I like it."

Wen Ren Ling put it on Yi Lan herself and said, "Yi Lan, you will always be my best sister."

Yi Lan originally wanted to refuse, but after hearing what Wen Ren Ling said, she nodded and accepted it.

Yi Lan suddenly said, "Miss Wenren, this is for you." Then he secretly handed over a handful of things.

Wen Ren Ling was puzzled: "What?"

Yi Lan snickered and said, "Master Qiu said that Fu is a hypocrite, the most sanctimonious. If you secretly give this to him, I guarantee that his true colors will be exposed."

Wen Ren Ling immediately understood what it was, blushed, and refused, "No need."

"Just keep it for now, and don't use it if you don't need it."

Seeing Yi Lan worrying about all these things for her, Wen Ren Ling was amused and touched, and nodded: "Okay."

"Mr. Qiu asked me to pass on a message to you."

Wen Ren Ling was puzzled: "What?"

Yi Lan repeated her original words: "If he doesn't crawl tomorrow, you, Wen Renling, will be worthy of being the most powerful woman on the grassland."

Wen Ren Ling's face turned red immediately, and he covered it up with a cold face. He got on his horse and rode away without saying a word. "Hmph, what do you think I am? A beast tamer?"

As night falls, bonfires are lit and every household lights up the lights to celebrate.

The town's bright lights dispel the chill of the night and also emit a warm feeling, just like the reflection of the Milky Way in the sky on the earth.

In this land between mountains and rivers, the lights are connected and integrated, making the happiness inseparable.

Tonight is the wedding night for many men and women, and it is also a festive night for many families.

Wenren Houcang and others gathered together to discuss how to spend the night.

After hearing Wenren Houcang say that Xie Fu intended to forcibly conquer Wenren Ling, Dong Xiong blurted out: "The Divine Master will be beaten to death by Xiao Ling."

  Dong Xiong's words were affirmed by several people present, absolutely!

Everyone knows Wen Ren Ling's temper. Ma Su also touched his aching chest. Ma Su, whom he had known for nearly thirty years, almost died at her feet, let alone a man he had only known for a few days.

  The focus is on men!

Zhuo Zong looked at Shi Guo and asked, "Old Shi, how long will it take for this paralyzed dragon to recover as normal?"

Shi Guodao: "If it's a normal person, he won't be able to move for ten days or half a month."

Ma Su asked, "Is it that powerful?"

Shiguo explained: "This paralysis dragon was developed by our ancestors to fight against monsters and demons. No matter how powerful the Divine Master is, he can't be bigger than those monsters and demons. I just observed it on purpose. It's already amazing that the Divine Master looks like a sickly person. The fact that he was taken down by Xiao Ling also proves that the Divine Master has no power to resist."

Xin Mu regretted, "We shouldn't use such strong anesthetics anymore!" But then again, not using such strong anesthetics is not safe.

After saying this, no one responded and the hall fell into silence for a moment, in stark contrast to the noisy and bustling outside.

Seeing that no one was talking, Ma Su asked casually, "Lao Shi, does this paralysis dragon have any side effects?"

Shiguo responded, “I don’t know either.”

"Where did you get this anesthetic from? How come you don't know?"

Shi Guo sighed: "There are several very rare medicinal materials used to make Bilong, so the finished product of Bilong is also very rare. It is usually only used to fight monsters and demons. How can it be used on humans casually?"

“Has it ever been used on humans?”

Shi Guo sighed again and said hesitantly, "At least... I have never used Paralysis Dragon on a human."

"Whether there is or not, then why did you just say that normal people can't move for ten days and nights?"

Shi Guo responded, "It is recorded in the medical books passed down by my family of poets."

Zhuo Zongqing asked, "You've never tried it on a human?"

"I'm afraid of killing the person, but I don't want to waste it."

Dong Xiong was furious when he heard this: "You don't even know the properties of the medicine, yet you dare to use it on the Divine Master!"

Shi Guo retorted: "Dong Xiong, you still dare to say that? It was you who asked me to take out the most powerful anesthetics. Do you know that the Bilong I took out this time is the property of several generations of my Shi family. It is used to fight against powerful enemies and save lives."

Seeing that the two sides were about to quarrel, Wenren Houcang said, "You are all old people, how can you quarrel like children?"

The owner of the field spoke, and the two men suppressed their anger.

Wenren Houcang immediately said, "The Divine Master is not an ordinary person. I just chatted with him and saw that he was still able to talk and laugh. There should be no major problems with his mind and body. I'm just afraid..."

Dong Xiong was very concerned: "What are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid what Ma Su said may have side effects."

Shi Guo blurted out: "All medicines are three-tenths toxic, not to mention anesthetics. The side effects of anesthetics are generally..."

As he was speaking, he suddenly stopped talking. Dong Xiong said impatiently: "Just tell me!"

Shiguo then said with a stiff face: "The ancestral tendons are relaxed, and the penis cannot be erected."

"Xiang Miu!" Dong Xiong suddenly burst into swear words.

Zhuo Zong took over and comforted him: "Even if the Zongjin is relaxed, it can't be used."

Dong Xiong was displeased: "Even if it can't be used on Xiao Ling, it can be used on other women. The Divine Master is a great benefactor of our Wenren Ranch, but we have made him childless. How can we settle this account and repay this debt? In my opinion, we should tie up Xiao Ling and let the Divine Master take her by force!"

Zhuo Zong said coldly: "Dong Xiong, you are getting old and confused. If the Zong tendons are loose, even if you tie Xiao Ling up, how can you force yourself on her? Do you want to go first or do I?"