Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1653 I do

"I have no idea what this spoon is. Can I guess it from Zhuo Er's expression and behavior?"

This good brother is smart and knowledgeable, but sometimes he tends to get stuck in a rut and can't get out. He smiled and asked, "Have you guessed it?"

"That's why I ask you because I don't know."

Wen Renling glanced at Zhuo Er lightly: "Didn't Zhuo Er tell you?"

Zhuo Er vaguely heard the conversation between the two, and pursed his lips, like a deer drinking water silently.

"She didn't say."

This is not the time. What is this spoon of cowardice? No matter how fierce Zhuo Er is, he can't say it to Xie Fu. He smiled and said, "If she doesn't want to tell you, it must be because you are not sincere and polite enough."

Xie Fu seemed to be thinking: "Sincerity, of course I am sincere, but politeness, listening to you, is really a bit impolite. So what is politeness?"

Wen Ren Ling noticed that Zhuo Er was eavesdropping, so he pulled Xie Fu away and said, "It's only right to reciprocate. Tell her first that I want to see your bag." Suddenly, he felt that he was such a bad guy. Humph, it was he who taught him to be bad.

"What is a sac?"

Wen Ren Ling smiled slightly: "I can't explain it."

Xie Fu said, "It's a word that can only be understood but not expressed in words, just like the "Haya" in the Western dialect. It can express surprise - Oh my God. It can also express anger - Damn. It can also be used as a greeting - Hello."

Wen Ren Ling was amused in his heart. My good brother, you really know how to make your own rice. He smiled and said, "Yes."

Xie Fu immediately said, "Or like the language and culture of the Central Plains, if the question is a little abrupt and offensive, they will apologize first and then explain. For example - Miss, I am sorry for being abrupt, may I ask your name?"

Wen Ren Ling chuckled: "Yes."

Xie Fu can be considered a master of language and culture. The more he knows, the more sophisticated his understanding becomes, and the more complicated it becomes. He will be able to distinguish between situational usage and various ambiguities.

"So, I guess looking at your sac is a polite expression."

Wen Ren Ling almost couldn't hold back and burst out laughing. He turned around and walked a few steps, suppressing his laughter before saying, "Zhuo Er used her life to save mine. I'm sorry for putting you in such a difficult position."

Xie Fu shouted loudly: "Saving your life is saving my life, don't worry."

When Zhuo Er saw Xie Fu coming back, he pretended to continue drinking water quietly, not paying any attention to what was happening outside.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Zhuoer."

Zhuo Er smiled: "Divine Master."

Xie Fu smiled flatteringly: "Zhuo Er, I was rude just now."

Zhuo Er's heart was beating like a deer. Could it be that Princess Ling had told him what Shaosong meant? How could Princess Ling do this? She was about to die just now. It didn't matter what the two of them said. How could she use it now? The divine master couldn't hit or scold her. Could it be that he wanted her to cover her face like a woman from the Central Plains.

Zhuo Er gave a stiff smile, and then Xie Fu smiled and said, "Zhuo Er, I want to see your nerves."

These words were no less than a hammer hitting her on the head. If the Black Dragon Rider was right next to her, she would definitely ride her horse and run away.

She turned sideways, feeling both angry and annoyed: "Master, what are you talking about?" She felt her cheeks burning hot. She had never been so embarrassed in her life.

Zhuo Er's behavior was really a bit like a young girl on the street who was shy and awkward because of being abrupt. In one sense, it was abrupt, but in the other sense, it was full of sincerity.

Xie Fu walked in front of Zhuo Er, held his heart with one hand, bowed slightly, and said humbly: "Zhuo Er, I want to see your bag." He found that the people at Wenren Ranch all expressed politeness and humility in this manner, and he didn't know if he had learned it well.

Zhuo Er lowered his head and kept silent. If Ma Yao dared to say such nonsense, he would slap her so hard that her mother wouldn't recognize her. But now his whole body was weak and he had no strength at all.

Xie Fu saw Zhuo Er's silent refusal, just like the shy young lady who avoided the question twice and the third time was the highest courtesy. It would be too rude not to respond.

"Zhuo Er, I want to see your body. In return, you can also see my body."

Xie Fu didn't know whether the grammatical expression was correct, but perhaps Zhuo Er could understand it too.

Zhuo Er bit her lip, suddenly raised her arm to hit someone, then gently put it down, and said sternly and inviolably: "No! No!"

Xie Fu rubbed his chin unconsciously: "Zhuo Er, why are you so cold and frosty? Am I not polite enough?"

Oh my god! You call this politeness. There is no impolite person in the world! "Go see your sister Ling's bag."

Xie Fu sighed: "I just want to see your scrotum."

Zhuo Er felt like he had been forced into a corner by Xie Fu, and said indignantly, "They're all the same!"

"How can they be the same? Take people for example. Some have big eyes and some have small eyes; some have thick eyebrows and some have dark eyebrows; some have cherry lips and some have peach-shaped lips; some have naturally smooth hair like waterfalls, while others have messy and complicated hair. Some have darker skin, while others have lighter skin. So your genitals are also different from Sister Ling's."

What kind of vicious words are these? "Do you know what a nansong is?"

Xie Fu was so generous that he smiled slightly: "Of course I know the unknown side of you."

"You really want to see it?"

Xie Fu was delighted: "Zhuo Er, are you willing?" This was as if the young lady was willing to tell him her name so that they could meet in their hearts.

Zhuo Er took a few deep breaths and said sternly, "You saved my life. If you want to see it, I'll show it to you!"

"Zhuo Er, you are too serious."

Zhuo Er said, and stood up with great effort. Xie Fu stepped forward to help him up, but Zhuo Er scolded him, "Don't touch me. I only promised to show you!"

Xie Fu found something was not right, but he became curious whether this bladder was as I had judged, or as Sister Ling had said.

If it was Qin Chushang or Zhang Lingluo, it would be really suspicious. Sister Ling is a person who must be fully trusted.

While Xie Fu was thinking, Zhuo Er had already lifted up the horse skirt with one hand, and the white satin with red embroidery came into Xie Fu's sight. Its graceful lines and texture were like lying stones carrying snow, or clouds and falling moon. He fell in love with it every time he saw it, and he could never tire of looking at it.

"what are you doing!"

Zhuo Er used her other hand to pull Jin's crotch, and her actions seemed like she was eager to complete something.

A tender love like smoke, Xie Fu's head was hit hard, and he turned around, with poetry in his heart: I pity the grass growing by the stream, and the oriole singing in the deep tree above. The spring tide comes with rain in the evening, and the boat is drifting alone at the wild crossing.

Zhuo Er said coldly: "Don't you want to see me? Why turned away?" As he said this, his eyes turned red for some reason.

No matter how dumb Xie Fu was, he knew what was going on. He was cheated! But he had a hard time complaining.

This explanation would only make him look like the thief crying "Catch the thief" and then turn the tables, so he might as well just say, "I saw it."

"Won't you take a few more glances?"

"No."

"Is it difficult for you to see it?"

Xie Fu was forced into a corner: "Zhuo Er, I said I was cheated, do you believe me?"

"Of course I don't believe it. You seem so confident."

"Self-righteousness and arrogance are also my shortcomings."

"No, I'll put it on."

"please."

That was the matter of putting the horse skirt down. Xie Fu didn't know whether Zhuo Er had put it on. He waited for a while and asked, "Are you dressed?"

Zhuo Er said coldly: "Am I so mean?"

Xie Fu said "oh", first slightly turned sideways to take a look to confirm, then turned around completely and said with a smile: "Excuse me, this is really embarrassing."

Zhuo Er remained calm, his face as cold as ice: "It's your turn!"

"My turn for what?"

"Want to fool me? We just agreed that you look at me as a coward and I look at you as a coward."

Xie Fu now understood what Shaoseng was and pretended to be stupid and asked, "What is Shaoseng?"

Zhuo Er sneered: "It's the thing hanging on your waist."

So direct! Xie Fu apologized with a smile: "Everyone says I was cheated. Just now I really didn't know what a sac was." Now he knew the meaning of this word, but couldn't say it. After all, he was polite to the core.

"I don't care if you're being tricked or not, I want to see it, take it off for me!"

"Are you sure you want to see it?" Zhuo Er picked up a stone and was about to throw it at Xie Fu: "Take it off quickly!" He was obviously angry and frustrated.

Xie Fu said loudly: "Good! It is not a gentleman to come and not return the favor!"

As he said this, he put his hands on his waist and made a sudden fake move. Sure enough, in an instant, Zhuoer turned around and didn't dare to look.

  Xie Fu was very proud in his heart, little girl, I have been fighting in the love field for many years, and you want to fight me? I have seen through you a long time ago!

"Ms. Zhuo Er, please take a wise look at this."

"See, put it on quickly!"

"Oh, did you really see it clearly? Do you want to see it more clearly?"

As Xie Fu spoke, he was already approaching Zhuo Er. Zhuo Er was obviously a little panicked: "Don't come near me, it's so dirty!"

"You were the one who asked to see the dirty stuff."

"Who knew he would be so ugly."

"Yours isn't much better. It's not dirty or ugly, but it's messy and unkempt."

It was obvious that neither of them saw it clearly, but they were still talking nonsense based on their inherent influence.

Zhuo Er was angry: "You..."

"What am I?"

Zhuo Er was speechless after being scolded. He cried out in anger: "I'll show it to others!"

Xie Fu was stunned for a moment. What kind of logic was this?

Zhuo Er cursed: "Death Master! Ugly Master! Dirty Master! Filthy Master! Bastard Master!"

Although he had made her angry, Xie Fu couldn't help but smile and said softly, "Zhuo Er, you didn't see it, did you?"

"I saw it! I saw it! I said I saw it!"

"Turn around and take a look!"

"I don't want to watch it anymore, get out of here!"

Zhuo Er was completely out of control. Xie Fu suddenly walked in front of Zhuo Er and said, "Look!"

Zhuo Er was startled and immediately covered his eyes with his hands.

Xie Fu said with a smile: "Take a look."

Zhuo Er reached for the dagger at his waist and said angrily, "I'll cut it off!"

Xie Fu jumped back in fright, and saw a flash of cold light in front of him. Zhuo Er really made a move and slashed him, which scared him so much that his heart skipped a few beats.

Zhuo Er also noticed that he was wearing pants at this time, and asked in surprise: "You are wearing pants?"

Xie Fu laughed: "I told you to take a look."

Zhuo Er's eyes turned cold: "You are teasing me!"

As he was about to stand up and kill someone to vent his anger, he used too much force and felt a tearing pain in his abdomen. He cried out in pain and sat down again.

Xie Fu wanted to step forward to help her, but seeing that she was holding a weapon, he did not dare to approach her. His voice softened: "Zhuo Er, you don't want to see it at all, right? You just want to save face."

Zhuo Er's expression froze, and most of his anger disappeared.

"Zhuo Er, let me tell you another happy thing. I didn't see it just now."

Zhuo Er was surprised, only to see Xie Fu raised his eyebrows and smiled: "No matter who wants to trick me, it won't be that easy."

Zhuo Er argued loudly: "I didn't trick you, you just insisted on watching it!"

Xie Fu raised his hand: "We don't need to argue about this. From your reluctance to look just now, I already know what kind of girl you are."

Zhuo Er's heart warmed, but he still said stubbornly: "I think it's ugly and don't want to look at it, not that I don't dare to look at it."

"The water is coming."

When Xie Fu saw Wen Ren Ling coming back, he strode towards her. Zhuo Er didn't know if he was afraid of Xie Fu's nonsense, so he complained first: "Princess Ling, he forced me to watch him!"

Wen Ren Ling smiled and said, "Really?"

Xie Fu put away the smile on his face and asked in a blaming tone: "Sister Ling, what are you doing?"

Wen Ren Ling smiled slightly: "What are you doing?"

"Still pretending! You tricked me into going to see Zhuo Er's sac, and even asked me to show Zhuo Er the spoon."

Wenren Lingyan smiled; "So you know what Nangsong and Shaosong mean."

"Nonsense!" Zhuo Er had already revealed it, how could he not understand.

"Did she show it to you, and did you show it to her?"

"It's not about whether you've seen it or not. Can you joke about this kind of thing?"

"I'm not kidding. Zhuo Er used his life to exchange for mine. If she wants to see it, then show it to her."

Xie Fu seemed to not recognize Wen Ren Ling, but Wen Ren Ling was very calm: "Why, let her take a look, will it lose a hair or a piece of meat."

"You are such a scumbag... Wen Ren Ling, how dare you objectify me!"

Wen Ren Ling smiled slightly: "Men can objectify women, so why can't women objectify men? Besides, you are not a gentleman, so what's the point of being noble and dignified?"

Why did these words sound so familiar to Xie Fu? They were both reasonable and unreasonable.

Wen Ren Ling handed the water to Xie Fu, and Xie Fu was thirsty, so he took the water and drank it.

Wen Renling walked towards Zhuo Er and said, "Did you see how scared he was? Is it the same as what I said?"

Zhuo Er's face seemed to be glued together, and his expression was a little awkward: "I didn't see it."

"Fu."

"what."

"Take off your pants and show Zhuo Er how cowardly you are."

"Are you crazy!"

"You looked at someone else's, why don't you show it to them?"

"I do not see it!"

Wen Ren Ling turned around and looked at Zhuo Er, whose face was red and swollen.

"Zhuo Er, did he see it?"

Zhuo Er whispered: "I don't know."

Xie Fu shouted: "Enough! I don't care what deal you two have, it has nothing to do with me."

Zhuo Er shouted back, "Master, don't go too far. There is no deal between Princess Ling and me. Who cares about you?"

Wen Ren Ling held Zhuo Er's hand, signaling her not to get excited, and said to Xie Fu: "Even if you didn't see the sac, you at least saw Zhuo Er's crotch."

"Why, do you want me to take responsibility?"

Wen Ren Ling was not in a hurry to answer Xie Fu's question, and said to Zhuo Er lightly: "Zhuo Er, has your crotch been seen by other men?"

“If you don’t have it, just give it to him…” Zhuo Er said as he choked back the words and glanced at Xie Fu.

Xie Fu sneered: "Beauty, who doesn't want more is better." He raised his finger and pointed at Wen Ren Ling: "As long as you are willing."

Wen Ren Ling blurted out: "I do!"

(End of this chapter)