Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1655: Accepted as a Disciple

"Master, did I wake you up?"

"No, no, no, it's time to wake up at dawn."

Hearing Xie Fu's humble tone, Zhuo Er couldn't help but chuckle: "Master, don't you regard me as your apprentice? Why are you so polite to me?"

Xie Fuha smiled and said, "I'm not used to it yet, but I'll get used to it slowly." Then he asked, "Zhuo'er, how is your injury?"

Zhuo Er was excited: "Much better. I almost died yesterday. It's unbelievable. I think I don't have to wait for three days to learn martial arts from you. Master, thank you for saving me."

"Zhuo Er, if you say so, this is not the first time I have saved you."

"Yes, Master, you saved me twice. I owe you two lives. Master is my second parent."

Xie Fu couldn't help but smile: "Zhuo Er, I didn't expect you to be so sweet."

"Master, if you like to listen, Zhuo Er can tell you more."

In fact, she is just a girl, and this is her original color, but most of the time it is covered by her bravery and toughness, just like a cold-hearted lady will naturally show her delicate and innocent side in front of her parents. Xie Fu feels happy about this; "Zhuo Er, let the master see your injury."

If there is no title of master and disciple, this is excessive concern. But if there is the beauty of master and disciple, this is the necessary concern.

Zhuo Er exclaimed when he heard this.

Xie Fu was puzzled: "What?"

Zhuo Er did not answer. He scooped up some water and raised his arm to wet the black hair on his back. His movements were gentle and elegant, yet seemed a little shy.

This action made Xie Fu feel a little strange. When he saw her uncovered arms as white as jade, and glimpsed a pile of clothes beside her, including riding boots, riding skirts, mops, and brocade crotches, he immediately realized that Zhuo Er was only wearing his robe.

While Xie Fu was silent, Zhuo Er said softly: "My injury has improved a lot. Thank you for your concern, Master."

Xie Fu knew that the implication was that there was no need to look at it, so he smiled and said, "Okay, be careful not to get water on the wound."

After saying this, she turned around and prepared to leave, leaving Zhuo Er some private space. She smiled in her heart, women are born to love cleanliness. Even when they are hurt to this extent, all they care about is whether their bodies are clean or not.

"Master, do you still want to see my scrotum?"

Xie Fu suddenly stopped and stood there in a daze.

One breath, two breaths, three breaths... The world was silent, with only the gentle morning breeze on the lake.

"Master, do you want to see it?"

Xie Fu turned around abruptly: "Zhuo Er, you better understand, I accepted you as my apprentice, not to see your bag..."

Seeing Xie Fu's flushed face, Zhuo Er couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Xie Fu's expression was serious: "What are you laughing at!"

Zhuo Er chuckled and said, "Master, I'm just kidding. I know how to show it to you, but you won't be able to see it."

Xie Fu couldn't get angry when she said that. He couldn't show that he couldn't take a joke. His face remained serious and his tone was much softer: "Don't make such jokes in the future."

Zhuo Er said seriously, "Master, you accepted me as your apprentice last night. I was both happy and terrified. It felt like a dream."

Xie Fu said: "What's untrue about this?"

"Master, after you left last night, I couldn't sleep, thinking about you..."

Xie Fu interrupted: "Hey hey hey..."

Zhuo Er chuckled: "I'm not thinking about you, Master. I'm thinking about the things between you and me, Master."

Xie Fu couldn't tell the difference for a moment.

"Are you a divine teacher or my master? When I think of you as a divine teacher, you seem so far away from me. When I think of you as my master, you seem so vague and intangible that I cannot even touch you."

Xie Fu asked: "So?"

"I really want to break this barrier. Just now I felt so close to you, Master. I finally touched you. I trust you so much. I can share all my troubles and secrets with you."

Xie Fu saw her innocent look, which was a different color he saw in this brave girl. He couldn't help but smile: "For example?"

Zhuo Er picked up the brocade crotch beside him and asked, "Master, is it clean?"

Xie Fu's mouth twitched, not knowing how to answer.

But Zhuo Er saw his embarrassed look and giggled happily.

As a man, Xie Fu really didn't understand what was so happy or funny about this, but he knew that if he frowned, it would definitely kill the rare youthful vitality of this girl.

As she just said, it even creates a sense of distance that cannot be touched or reached.

As parents, we should plan for the long term.

Zhuo Er asked openly, and Xie Fu answered openly: "Why do you want to wash?"

“It’s dirty.”

"Okay, now you wash, what are you going to wear later?"

This really stumped Zhuo Er. She really hadn't thought about it that much, so she asked, "Master, what should I wear later?"

Xie Fu laughed: "How would I know what you will wear later?"

"Master, why don't you think of a way for me?"

"There's no good way. Just wait until it's dry and then put it on." Xie Fu said and turned to leave.

"Master, where are you going?"

"Get something to eat."

Although it's a bit clingy, it feels really good to be relied on by someone.

He who is close to water drinks the water. After a while, Xie Fu caught a few fish.

  Zhuo Er has finished washing, his blood-stained face is now clean and handsome, and his cheeks have regained some redness. Wen Ren Ling has also woken up. What are they talking about?

Seeing Xie Fu coming back, Zhuo Er said excitedly: "Master is back!"

This joyful cry made Xie Fu feel like his daughter saw him coming back, and he smiled and said, "I caught a few fish."

He peeled off the fish scales and cleaned the internal organs skillfully. This was nothing special, but Zhuo Er watched with interest: "Master, you can cook, judging from your skills?"

Wen Ren Ling chuckled. She had tasted Xie Fu's cooking and it could be said that he could turn ordinary things into something magical.

Xie Fuying said, "Everyone at Wenren Ranch knows how to slaughter cattle, so what's so strange about that?"

"It's different. You Central Plains men don't really hate these things. There's a saying that goes, a gentleman stays away from others..."

"A gentleman should stay away from the kitchen."

"Yes, yes, yes. A gentleman should stay away from the kitchen. Then why do you know all these, Master?"

Xie Fu laughed: "I'm not much of a gentleman."

"If the master is not considered a gentleman, then what is?"

Before Xie Fu could reply, Wen Ren Ling answered, "A despicable villain, a despicable villain who specializes in deceiving women."

Xie Fu was stunned for a moment, but Zhuo Er chuckled: "I think there are many women who are willing to be coaxed by the master, such as...Princess Ling."

Wen Ren Ling didn't expect to bring trouble upon herself. Her face turned slightly red. She felt even more embarrassed when she thought about how she had told Zhuo Er about her and Xie Fu's affair yesterday.

Zhuo Er knew it very well, so in order to avoid embarrassing Wen Ren Ling, he changed the subject and asked, "Master, is the fish ready?" "Don't worry."

After a while, the two hungry women smelled the aroma of fish and started drooling.

As the sage said, food and sex are part of human nature. These are the two most attractive things in the world and are also the survival instincts that humans pursue.

As for sex, it will be deliberately suppressed due to moral and legal principles, and the only thing left is food.

Therefore, the best way to completely conquer a woman is to start with food and then sex.

Xie Fu first gave a fish to the two women at the same time, and then took one for himself.

A subtle gesture deeply touched Zhuo Er's heart. Wen Ren Ling was already his wife, but the master treated his disciple like his wife, without any distinction between first and last.

Xie Fu didn't think so much about it, he was just afraid that Wen Ren Ling would find the flaw again and ridicule him.

With delicious food and a rumbling stomach, Zhuo Er ate while praising the food: "Master, this is truly the most delicious thing I have ever eaten."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Is it true?"

Zhuo Er glanced at her and said proudly, "Of course it's true. I don't care about flattering others."

Wen Ren Ling laughed and said, "Little girl, this is flattery, you are flattering to the extreme."

Zhuo Er was the child that Wen Ren Ling had watched grow up, so he was fully qualified to call her a little girl. Zhuo Er, who had a very strong personality, naturally revealed her girlish and naive side in front of the two of them.

Zhuo Er smiled and said, "Isn't it right for an apprentice to flatter his master? That way, the master will teach me all his skills and won't keep anything to himself."

Wen Ren Ling smiled and said, "You've only known him for a few days, but you know him quite well."

Zhuo Er was moved and asked, "Princess Ling, is this true?"

Wen Renling nodded, and Zhuo Er immediately said, "Then I must flatter Master in the future."

"Hey, hey, sister Ling, why are you talking nonsense?"

Xie Fu rebuked Wen Ren Ling, then turned to Zhuo Er and said, "Zhuo Er, don't listen to Sister Ling's nonsense. A teacher's job is to impart knowledge, resolve doubts, and preach. This is the duty of a teacher. You don't need to flatter."

Zhuo Er asked: "Master, what is the duty of a disciple?"

This question really stumped Xie Fu. It was not that he couldn't answer it. As an apprentice, one should naturally respect, honor and love his teacher. But he, who had been someone else's apprentice, was so rebellious that he coveted his master and finally took him for himself.

He talks a lot about benevolence, righteousness and morality, but what kind of things do he actually do? How can I even begin to describe it?

Zhuo Er asked: "Master, what is the duty of a disciple?"

Xie Fu had no choice but to respond: "In other people's places, you need to respect, honor and love your teacher, but in my place, you don't need to observe any duties."

"why?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "If the master treats you badly, you may respect me on the surface, but in your heart you may be cursing me to death."

Zhuo Er hurriedly said: "Master, I can't do that."

Xie Fu raised his hand to signal Zhuo Er to listen to him. "If I treat you well, even if I don't set any rules for you, you will be grateful and respect me, so these rules and regulations are just deceiving yourself."

Zhuo Er was delighted: "Master, you saved me twice and are going to teach me martial arts. Your kindness is as great as a mountain. Zhuo Er will love you very much."

At this time, Wen Ren Ling interrupted: "He is a person who will repay you with great kindness if you treat him well. That's why I asked you to flatter him."

Zhuo Er chuckled: "So the master will flatter me ten times, right?"

Xie Fu said with a smile: "You are so old, why do you still talk like a child?"

Zhuo Er looked at Xie Fu: "Zhuo Er wants to be like a child in front of you."

Zhuo'er has a smile in her eyes, which are clear but not as charming as rippling water. Her pupils are clearly black and white, and her beautiful eyes are full of longing, revealing her girlish innocence and womanly tenderness.

Xie Fu wanted to nod in agreement, but in the end he couldn't treat her as a child.

  I laughed at myself in my heart, if my child was born so beautiful, shouldn't I be proud and happy?

In the final analysis, it still echoes a saying in the scriptures: All appearances are false.

Then all he should do is - if he sees all things as not being things, then he will see the Tathagata.

Xie Fu responded: "Okay."

Zhuo Er was surprised: "Really?"

Xie Fuhaoqing: "Of course!"

Zhuo Er was a man of action. She actually opened her arms to hug Xie Fu. Xie Fu raised the half-eaten grilled fish as a way of politely rejecting her excessive intimacy.

Zhuo Er simply went around behind Xie Fu, lay on his sorrow, hugged Xie Fu's neck, and kissed him on the face arrogantly: "Master, you are so kind."

Perhaps feeling that Zhuo Er was like a child, Xie Fu couldn't help but laugh. Isn't this kind of pure emotion more wonderful than those between men and women?

Wen Ren Ling couldn't help but be stunned when he saw Zhuo Er being so straightforward and enthusiastic. Then he saw that Zhuo Er's robe was wide open, revealing a large area of ​​snow-white skin. He couldn't help but show a strange expression on his face.

Xie Fu patted Zhuo Er's hand and said, "Alright, alright."

Zhuo Er wanted to give him a kiss: "Master, do you like your disciple to kiss you?"

Xie Fu just grinned happily and didn't answer.

"Master, do you like it?"

Xie Fu smiled and replied, "I like it."

"If you like it, then I will kiss you a few more times."

Tsk tsk, Xie Fu's heart was as clear as water at the moment, without any distractions, and he calmly accepted Zhuo Er's few breaths of fragrance. But Wen Ren Ling felt jealous when he saw it, because he and I were not so intimate.

After saying "Okay", she walked to Zhuo Er, took off her hands that were wrapped around Xie Fu's neck, and closed Zhuo Er's open robe to cover the charming scenery.

Zhuo Er saw that Wen Ren Ling was jealous and smiled slyly.

After a hearty meal, Zhuo Er went to see if the clothes she hung out to dry were dry. Wen Ren Ling glanced at Zhuo Er's receding figure. Her loose robe fluttered like a fairy, outlining her graceful and beautiful figure in the breeze, and her long legs were like rafters...

Even as a woman, she was moved by this beauty and asked, "Did you take her in as your apprentice in order to use your power for personal gain?"

Xie Fu did not answer the question directly: "Are you jealous?"

Wen Ren Ling did not answer, but his expression had already given a positive answer. Xie Fu smiled and said, "With your narrow mind, you still did such a thing yesterday."

"I don't know..." Wen Ren Ling said fiercely and bit back: "Are you saying that I am narrow-minded!"

"No, you are too broad-minded. I love you so much." Xie Fu said as he buried his head in Wenren Ling's chest.

"Am I bigger or is Zhuo Er bigger?"

"Here we go again, why don't you go compete with Nainiu."

On Zhuo Er's side, the clothes were quickly dried by the wind from high above, but his underwear and rags were cut into two pieces, so of course he couldn't wear them.

At this time, Xie Fu shouted from afar: "Zhuo Er, are your clothes dry?"

"It's dried."

"Then change quickly. The owner and his men will definitely come looking for us if they see that we haven't returned all night."

(End of this chapter)