Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1667 Having both sides

Despite her resentment, Wen Ren Ling still put on her clothes and cooked for Xie Fu. When she heard that the meal was for Zhuo Er, she became angry and angrily asked why she was asked to cook for Zhuo Er.

Xie Fu laughed and said, "Why? Because he is your savior, so what's wrong with cooking a meal for him?"

"I have already repaid her for this favor. Do you want me to be a slave for the rest of my life?"

Xie Fu naturally knew that Wen Ren Ling was jealous, and coaxed her, "Sister Ling, I miss you so much these days."

Wen Ren Ling said angrily: "How could you miss me? I haven't seen you for several days."

"Don't we eat together during the day these days?"

"I meant the evening."

Xie Fu laughed: "So you were talking about the evening, didn't you say that morning that I don't want to touch you again?"

Wen Ren Ling was immediately annoyed: "I told you not to touch it, and you didn't touch it!"

Xie Fu said softly: "I feel sorry for Sister Ling, so I naturally can't bear to hurt you, Sister Ling, not even a little bit."

Wen Renling puffed out his chest and said, "I was just saying something annoying."

"Don't say annoying things next time, or I'll take it seriously."

"Just say it!"

Xie Fu couldn't help but chuckle, but Wen Ren Ling said with a tense expression: "What are you laughing at? What's so funny!"

Xie Fu whispered in Wen Ren Ling's ear: "Sister Ling, do you want to meet someone?"

Xie Fu thought the word "Xiang Miao" was elegant, but he had no idea that it was very vulgar in Wen Ren Ling's ears. His face turned red and he bit his lip.

Xie Fu said softly: "Sister Ling, you said you missed seeing Mu so much, I will come to accompany you tonight."

These words were so clear and sober, how could Wen Ren Ling say: "You can come if you want."

Xie Fu teased her for a while, and Wen Ren Ling had no choice but to surrender: "Okay, Sister Ling wants to meet you again."

After saying it, I felt extremely embarrassed. When did I become so shameless?

Xie Fu smiled as he looked at the shy and charming Wen Ren Ling. This kind of satisfaction could never be understood by those who had not experienced it.

Wen Ren Ling was ashamed at first, but when he saw Xie Fu looking at him with an embarrassed smile, he got angry and beat Xie Fu: "It's all your fault. You made me become..."

Xie Fu continued: "It has become more festive, right?"

"You still said that."

Xie Fu grabbed her waving hand and said sternly, "You are still dignified and noble, and you can only be dignified in front of me."

No matter how great the relationship between husband and wife is, there is no such thing as a silver birthday.

Wen Ren Ling smiled and said, "Damn man, despicable man, come and accompany me tonight, otherwise I will destroy it if I don't need it."

"it is good."

After Xie Fu finished his response, he suddenly remembered: "I have an appointment with Yi Lan tonight."

Wen Ren Ling's face darkened immediately after hearing this. Xie Fu hurriedly said, "Sister Ling, how about the three of us sleep together tonight?"

Wen Ren Ling pinched Xie Fu hard and said viciously: "Do you think I'm easy to bully?"

"No, it's just that I feel bad for Sister Ling and I'm afraid you can't handle it. With Yilan here, she can help share the burden for you."

Although Wen Ren Ling felt a little frightened, he said, "No way!"

Xie Fu saw that she was not very resistant, but just couldn't save face. He was pleasantly surprised and took a step back: "Okay, okay, I'll tell Yi Lan later that I'll accompany you, Sister Ling, tonight."

Wen Ren Ling let out a cry, but felt sorry for Yi Lan. After all, Yi Lan was going back to Beidi soon, and she didn't know how long it would take for them to see each other again, while she still had a long time to spend with Xie Fu.

"The clear water star has appeared. This is a good time for bathing. Tonight I invite Yilan to take a five-spirit fat bath with me. You can come in later." This kind of thing requires an opportunity and cannot be too open and aboveboard.

Xie Fuxi said: "Okay, okay."

"Why are you so happy? Whether it succeeds or not depends on your ability."

"Sister Ling, you don't know my abilities yet."

Wen Ren Ling snorted: "Are you happy?"

"I'm happy to know that Sister Ling loves me the most."

Wen Ren Ling sighed, "If the boss and the others knew about this, they would definitely laugh at me to death."

"No, no, I'm eager to invite Sister Yourong, Sister Qianqian, and Sister Yui to appreciate your unique style, Sister Ling. Sister Ling, you are so lucky, and don't blame me anymore."

Wen Ren Ling roared like a lion: "If you dare, I will tear you apart!"

After the meal was ready, Xie Fu brought it to Zhuo Er.

"Zhuo Er, you must be starving."

Zhuo Er smiled faintly and was about to get out of bed, but as soon as he moved, he let out a delicate cry. Xie Fu hurriedly put down the food, walked over, helped Zhuo Er to the table and sat down.

Zhuo Er looked at the sumptuous breakfast and said with a smile, "Master, did you make it?"

"I wanted to make you something to eat, but there was nothing in the kitchen, so I went to find Sister Ling. When Sister Ling heard that you hadn't eaten all night, she hurriedly prepared something for you."

Zhuo Er laughed when he heard this. Xie Fu was curious: "What are you laughing at?"

Zhuo Er smiled and said, "Master, this is not the first day I met Princess Ling. Being woken up so early in the morning, if you were hungry, it would be ok, but if someone else woke you up, you would definitely be very annoyed."

Xie Fu laughed: "That's too polite. After all, you saved her life, and she still remembers you."

"Master, you eat too."

"it is good."

The master and the disciple had breakfast together. At dawn, mottled light and shadows slipped silently into the room. A few rays of light shone on Zhuo'er's face. The girl's young and fair skin was slightly pink, and her pores were almost invisible. Her eyes were like a pool of autumn water, dark and translucent. Her small nose and bright red lips added to her beauty.

Zhuo Er noticed that Xie Fu was looking at her. She buried her head in her food shyly, picked up a lamb leg and handed it to Xie Fu's bowl: "Master, try this lamb leg."

Xie Fu immediately smelled a sour smell and exclaimed, "Is this lamb leg not cooked?"

After taking a bite, I felt that the meat was fine. I wondered where the sour smell came from. I put my nose in it and smelled it, and it came from Zhuo Er.

I immediately realized that the sour and smell was coming from Zhuo'er. People often say that women's sweat is fragrant, but in fact the smell is just faint and covered by the fragrance of makeup on her body. In fact, it is just as sour and smelly.

Zhuo Er saw the master move closer to her and then pull back, as if she had some smell. Curiously, he raised his arm and sniffed. She smelled of sour sweat. He never knew that he could smell so bad.

When her master smelled the sour odor on her body, Zhuo Er felt even more embarrassed and uncomfortable than being stripped of her clothes. She pursed her lips tightly and her mood suddenly became bad.

Xie Fu didn't mind at all, but Zhuo Er suddenly said angrily: "Master, it's all your fault!"

Xie Fu was puzzled: "Why blame me?"

"Master, you have seen Zhuo Er's dirty side." Xie Fu laughed, "That day at Baolan Lake, you were really dirty. Don't you know that when I first arrived, your face was covered in blood and I couldn't even see your features. Your stomach and clothes were all stained with blood."

As Xie Fu spoke, he gestured. Zhuo Er said, "It's different. I was injured that day and almost died. Now I'm not injured."

Xie Fu waved his hand and said, "Then I won't bother about it."

"It's all your fault, Master."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Okay, okay, blame me, blame me."

"Master, don't ever let you see Zhuo Er looking dirty and smelly again."

"Okay, I will definitely stay away from you next time."

"So, Master, I want to take a bath now."

Xie Fu said with a smile: "You women always fail to distinguish the primary from the secondary. Is cleanliness more important than health? Even a child knows that they dare not take a bath when they are sick."

"I'm not sick, I'm just too tired. And I'm sticky and uncomfortable now. I can't sleep even if I want to."

Xie Fu really couldn't persuade her, so he had to respond: "Okay, okay, I'll go boil some water for you."

Preparing for a bath is a tedious task, but Xie Fu did it very well. He brought the bathtub in a moment, mixed hot water, and then left and closed the door.

At this time, the morning sun has spread all over the place. The morning breeze is less stuffy and more refreshing. The leaves of the white orchid tree rustle, and the white orchid flowers on the branches emit a faint fragrance...

At this time, Zhuo Er's voice came from the room: "Master, can you come in for a moment?"

Xie Fu pushed the door open and entered the room: "Is the water too hot?"

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Zhuo Er, a graceful lady. She was not a single hair on her body. Her long black hair cascaded over her shoulders, slightly covering her chest. The clear morning light shone on her body, and her skin was as white as if coated with silver.

Xie Fu exclaimed, "Why are you not wearing any clothes?" and turned away.

In fact, at this moment, Zhuo Er had been brewing for a long time in the house before she mustered up the courage. Her heart was pounding and her palms were sweating from nervousness. It was the first time in her life that she so selflessly showed all her beauty in front of others. She was even worried that her master would scold her for being shameless.

Seeing the master was startled, he just complained softly, and then his nervous mood relaxed. He smiled and replied: "Of course you have to take off your clothes when you take a bath. Master, are you still wearing clothes when you take a bath?"

Xie Fu smiled helplessly, not being able to tell whether Zhuo Er was so innocent or...

"Besides, Master, you have already seen it."

"Zhuo Er, don't accuse me of this. When have I ever seen this?"

"Master, you saw it at Baolan Lake."

“I only saw part of it.”

Zhuo Er chuckled: "Then Master, you can see everything now."

Xie Fu didn't want to get entangled with Zhuo Er on unimportant matters: "Why did you call me in?"

Zhuo Er thought in his heart, I just want you, Master, to come in and see what Zhuo Er looks like without clothes. But when he saw Xie Fu's straight back, he didn't have the courage to say it out loud.

Glancing at the dress she had just taken off on the ground, she made an excuse: "I want the master to help me wash my clothes."

Xie Fu was slightly surprised. How could a master wash clothes for his apprentice? It would be more like asking the apprentice to wash clothes for the master. It was simply disrespectful to elders.

But then he thought again, when he was someone else's apprentice, his master was too cold and indifferent, and he always tried every means to find things to trouble his master. It was not because he could not wash the clothes himself, but because he wanted to bring the master and apprentice closer and increase the affection between them.

Besides, what’s so great about the identity of a master? Think about it, in the dreamland, which meal was not prepared by Duanmu Ci, and which clothes of mine was not washed by Duanmu Ci.

Yes, do it this way, this is the way of a teacher, and you must not be bound by the secular master framework...

Zhuo Er saw that his master did not respond, so he asked cautiously, "Master, is this okay?"

Xie Fu responded readily: "Of course."

Zhuo Er's heart trembled, and then he saw Xie Fu picking up the dress on the ground with a smile, crumpling it into a ball and sniffing it, and said with a smile: "Hmm, it's sour and smelly. The master washed it for you and it smells delicious."

Zhuo Er's face flushed with embarrassment, and her heart seemed to be tied by a thread, swinging back and forth. She saw her master walking out with a smile on his face, as if he had obtained some treasure, and he looked like he was going to do something bad with her clothes.

He raised his hand and gently lifted his chin, muttering to himself: "Master should like me."

Looking at myself in the water, my eyebrows are curved, my black hair is long like a waterfall, my almond-shaped eyes are half-closed, the corners of my eyes are charming, and my rosy face is like a peach blossom.

Zhuo Er has always been confident about her appearance, otherwise she would not have become the number one in Wenren Ranch after Wenren Ling. But she didn't know that she could be so charming and attractive, a Zhuo Er she had never seen before.

At this time, Xie Fu's voice came from outside the door: "Zhuo Er, take your time to wash, don't be in a hurry."

This tone made her feel that he was going to do something big with her dress. Zhuo Er smiled secretly in his heart for some reason and responded, "Master, then you can wash slowly too. Don't be in a hurry."

"Don't worry, every piece will be washed clean for you." At this moment, Xie Fu has put himself in the role of Duanmu Ci when he was his master, and feels the joy of selfless dedication to his apprentice.

"Master, the brocade crotch is a little dirty, you need to wash it a few more times."

This was already a hint, almost a teasing. Although there was a door between them, Zhuo Er's heart was pounding. There was no response, and the master seemed to have walked away.

Xie Fu was washing clothes by the well while singing a brothel song:

The young lady is like a red flower in March. She needs no rouge or make-up. She is graceful, pretty and has a sweet smile. She is even better than Xi Shi and Chang'e. She is truly a fairy from heaven descended to earth.

The spring breeze blows on the willow banks, the rain comes and the buds bloom, it’s a beautiful scene, and I also like good wine. I raise my glass and ask my wife, who will you enter the bridal chamber with tonight?

Hahaha……

Qiu Ruyi stood in front of Xie Fu and felt that the unruly Li Shaodian had returned at this moment: "You look so happy, did you succeed?"

Xie Fu looked up, not knowing when Qiu Ruyi came: "What did you succeed?"

Qiu Ruyi asked bluntly: "Have you practiced dual cultivation with Zhuo Er?"

"I told you, I gave up the idea a long time ago."

Qiu Ruyi glanced at the clothes on the ground, picked up the brocade crotch, held it in her hand, and said with a smile: "It's not even washed yet, but it's already so soaked, and the smell is so sour and smelly."

Xie Fu was stunned for a moment: "It should be sweat."

"Falling flowers follow the flowing water, and together we reach Zhuyu Bay." Then he leaned close to Xie Fu's ear and whispered with a smile, "Congratulations, your wish has come true."

Xie Fu raised his hand and waved: "Go away, I am a person who dares to do but not to take responsibility."

Qiu Ruyi smiled: "Then why are you so excited to wash clothes for others?"

Xie Fu retorted: "What's wrong with a master washing a few pieces of clothes for his apprentice?"

Qiu Ruyi was surprised and asked, "Really?"

"What are you doing here so early in the morning?"

"See where you are going?"