Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1712: The Same Death Date

"Uh what?"

"If you want to make this love seal, you have to be in love with Hongye."

Sima Yuntai's face turned cold. "You can find a way, but you are so picky and hesitant. Have you forgotten your lesson?"

"Okay, I'll go cook first and talk to you after we finish eating."

Xie Fu spent a lot of time and effort to prepare this meal, but he enjoyed it. Having something to do will stop him from having random thoughts.

Sima Yuntai saw that there was soup and meat, as well as rich food and wine, and asked with a smile, "How did you come up with all these things?" She had not been to the market these days, and there was nothing to eat in the kitchen, otherwise she would not have only made a bowl of noodles for Xie Fu at noon.

Xie Fu laughed and said, "The brothels and restaurants outside are all closed. I have no choice but to learn from Hongye and do something sneaky."

Sima Yuntai chuckled: "Have you ever learned from Hongye to spy on the affection between a couple?"

Hongye was so embarrassed that she had to endure it since it was her lady who said this.

Xie Fu said calmly: "I'm not curious, why would I peek at these?"

As he spoke, he glanced at Sima Yuntai and said meaningfully, "I passed by a house with no lights on. I could only hear the sound of the phoenix but not the roar of the dragon."

Sima Yuntai knew that Xie Fu was teasing her, and scolded: "Go to hell..."

Xie Fu laughed out loud, and seeing Xie Fu happy, the two girls also smiled.

Hongye said softly: "Young Master, didn't you teach me not to steal other people's things?" In front of the lady, Hongye was still used to calling her Young Master.

"I left the silver, so this is buying, not stealing."

Sima Yuntai chuckled: "How can this be possible."

Xie Fu smiled and asked, "Xiao Yun, do you have a different opinion?"

Sima Yuntai smiled and said, "There are two types of stealing: stealing things and stealing people. Did he steal a decent woman? According to what you said, if he left money behind, would that be considered buying her?"

Hongye looked at Xie Fu curiously, and Xie Fu smiled and said, "Xiao Yun, don't teach the child bad things."

Hongye said unhappily: "I'm not a child."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Hongye, I was talking about your character..."

Hongye blurted out: "I am not a child at heart, I understand everything."

Xie Fu smiled: "Okay, you must be starving, let's eat first."

Hongye's stomach had been growling with hunger for a long time. As soon as she heard that the meal was ready, she started to eat voraciously.

The two smiled knowingly at the sight, and Xie Fu said with a smile: "Xiao Yun, let's have a drink together." Then he personally poured wine for Sima Yuntai.

Hongye swept half of the food in one breath, and seeing that the two hadn't started eating yet, she said, "Madam, Master, you guys should eat too."

The two of them picked up their chopsticks and picked up some dishes to go with the wine. Seeing that they didn't eat much, Hongye said as she ate, "I know that the Madam and the Young Master love me."

Wine can add to the fun and relieve worries, so Xie Fu drank a few more glasses without thinking.

After eating and drinking, Xie Fu lay on the table, feeling a little tired, exhausted and half drunk.

"Hongye, I'm going to take a bath, you take care of the young master."

Hongye nodded, and after the lady left, she picked up Xie Fu and said, "Brother, let's sleep on the bed."

When Xie Fu saw that Hongye was holding him horizontally, he smiled.

Hongye was curious: "Brother, what are you laughing at?"

Xie Fu asked: "Hongye, have you ever hugged a man?"

Hongye thought seriously, "Uh... I don't think so." Then she smiled happily, "I just hugged my brother like this."

Xie Fu laughed: "You can't hug a man like this, this is the way a man hugs a woman."

Hongye said, "How should I hug her?"

Xie Fu was unable to answer this question. In his opinion, when a woman hugged a man, she would embrace him or hug him. If she carried him, she would probably carry him on her back.

Hongye carried Xie Fu to the bed and put him down, then looked at him with a cute smile.

Xie Fu asked: "Hongye, what are your plans for the future?"

"I have no plans for the future. I just want to follow my wife and brother for the rest of my life."

"Have you ever thought about getting married?"

"What is marriage?"

"It means getting married. A woman marries a man, lives with him, and then they have children together."

Hongye glanced at the corner of her mouth and said, "I don't like it. If this is the case, that man will be killed by me sooner or later."

Xie Fu laughed: "You are married, and the man is your husband. How can you kill your husband?"

"I don't care. I'll kill him if I want to. If he really pisses me off, I'll cut off his head first, then chop off his limbs."

"How do you know your husband will make me angry? Your husband will definitely love you very much."

"Come on, those old bald donkeys in Tianning Temple can't stand me, let alone ordinary people."

Xie Fu thought about it and felt that it made sense. Ordinary people could not handle someone as eccentric and willful as Hongye, so he asked, "Hongye, what kind of life do you like most?"

"I like being with my wife and brother. I have food to eat and no one to bother me. My wife and brother are the only ones in the world who tolerate and love me."

Xie Fu thought about it and felt that perhaps this was what Hongye wanted most, just like fish obviously like rivers and seas, but some people just like to catch them and raise them in ponds.

Seeing Xie Fu not speaking, Hongye asked, "Brother, why are you asking these questions?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "You call me brother now, so as a brother, I will naturally think about your future."

Hongye's face changed when she heard this: "Don't you want me anymore?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Of course not."

Hongye giggled and stretched out her arms to hug Xie Fu: "I knew that brother would never abandon Hongye."

Xie Fu felt relieved. He might not be able to live up to the heaven and earth in what he did, but he tried his best to live up to himself and his relatives and friends in everything he did.

But he couldn't laugh at this moment, because his face was a little crooked due to the pride of the red leaves.

It's strange to say, but despite this, he didn't have any strange thoughts in his mind. Perhaps he always treated Hongye as a child, like a little sister.

It's quite abrupt and uncomfortable to suddenly break this relationship.

He patted Hongye's arm, signaling her to let go, and grabbed her arm: "Your arm is stronger than mine."

Hongye's sturdiness is not the kind of middle-aged woman's big and strong, but round and graceful, full of strength. She is delicate where necessary, with a pretty face, thin neck, narrow waist, and well-developed pectoral muscles in her limbs. She was born for fighting.

"This is the only way to protect my brother."

Xie Fu laughed: "Um... I heard Xiaoyun say that you often peek at our affectionate moments, is that true?"

Hongye's face immediately turned red and she bit her lip without saying anything.

Xie Fu rarely saw her like this, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

Hongye said in a voice as soft as a mosquito: "Yes."

Xie Fu said "oh" and touched her face with his fingers: "Why are you blushing?"

"I can't explain it, I just feel uncomfortable all over."

Xie Fu asked: "Can you express your thoughts?"

Hongye shook his head. Xie Fu took his hand and asked softly, "Why are you peeking?"

Hongye glanced at Xie Fu secretly from the corner of her eyes, and seeing that he looked friendly and smiling slightly, she boldly said, "At first I was curious about the way brother was, but later I liked brother that way more and more."

"Don't you think I'm bad, ugly, ugly, and evil?"

Hongye shook her head and said, "I like to see brother happy. Madam can make you happy, and Hongye also hopes to make you happy." She said what was in her heart unconsciously.

Xie Fu's heart trembled, and he said calmly: "Like me and Xiaoyun?"

Hongye was straightforward: "Yes, Hongye really wants to please brother like Madam."

Such innocent words made Xie Fu feel like he was coaxing the little girl, and asked: "Do you understand the meaning of Xiaoyun and I doing this?"

"I know. My brother told me that it was the love between husband and wife."

Xie Fu smiled slightly, not knowing whether Hongye really understood or only half understood. He only heard Hongye said innocently: "Brother, why don't we become husband and wife, so that Hongye can naturally please you."

Xie Fu burst out laughing.

Hongye said seriously: "If madam can do it, I can do it too." As he said that, he fell directly to the ground with his four legs facing the air.

Xie Fu was stunned for a moment: "Girls can't do this, it's too indecent."

Hongye smiled and said, "Although it looks like a turtle that has turned over, as long as brother likes it, Hongye can make it."

The turtle turned over, and Xie Fu didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"And this inverted hook!"

Hongye jumped up nimbly, with his feet hanging on the beam and his head hanging to the ground.

He performed like a juggler, dangling on the beam and controlling objects in mid-air. The wine bottle on the table flew straight up, and Hongye opened her mouth and bit it, performing for Xie Fu on the spot.

Xie Fu raised his hand quickly: "Okay, okay, come down."

Hongye asked, "Did you pass?"

"Passed!" Hongye then jumped down from the beam, standing gracefully like a hanging lotus. She bit the wine bottle into pieces with her mouth closed, and chewed the pieces in her mouth as if they were food.

Xie Fu shuddered when he saw this. The porcelain pieces turned into powder in the blink of an eye and were blown out of Hong Ye's mouth: "Brother, I'm awesome, right?"

Xie Fu grinned: "Amazing."

Hongye was very happy and approached intimately: "Brother, can we become husband and wife?"

Xie Fu said with a smile: "If you want to do that, we don't have to be husband and wife to do it."

"Who said I wanted to? I just wanted to please my brother." Hongye, the naive little girl, actually had her own plans in mind.

Xie Fu smiled: "If you want to please me, you don't have to do these things. The key is whether you like it or not."

Hongye was used to speaking her mind, so she blurted out, "I like it."

Xie Fu asked seriously: "I really like you, don't lie to me."

"I really like you, but only with you, brother. When I see other people, I want to pick up a knife and chop them into minced meat. They are so noisy that they distract me from eating."

Xie Fu waved: "Hongye, come here."

Hongye immediately moved her pretty face closer with joy. Xie Fu gently stroked her head, and lovingly combed her hair behind her ears. He said softly, "Brother wants to be a bad guy tonight and do something bad to Hongye."

"What bad thing?"

"The kind of bad things I did to my lady."

When Hongye heard this, her body collapsed like a house falling apart.

She was like a frightened sheep, tense all the time, while Xie Fu was like analyzing the past and future of a treasure, so slowly and methodically...

Halfway through, Sima Yuntai came in after changing into clean clothes. Seeing that the two of them had already reached a certain point, he showed a satisfied smile.

Hongye, who had already adapted to the world, was so frightened when she saw Sima Yuntai that she was completely confused.

Xie Fu treated this as a serious matter. Seeing Sima Yuntai still interrupting him, he said with some displeasure: "What are you doing here?"

Sima Yuntai smiled faintly: "I'm here to save you."

Xie Fu suddenly realized that without Xiaoyun's guidance, it would be impossible to write the love seal.

"Little girl, Madam originally wanted to teach you, but it seems that this is unnecessary."

Sima Yuntai's words were naturally sarcastic. Hongye wished that the lady would leave immediately, and hurriedly said, "Madam, no need, no need. Hongye knows everything."

lol...

In the early morning, when it was just light, Hongye nestled in his arms, curled up like a cat. Xie Fu really liked the feeling of being snuggled up, and couldn't help but hug her tighter in his arms lovingly.

Perhaps it was Hongye's innocence that made Xie Fu feel that she was not his woman, but more like a cute and lovable baby who belonged only to him.

Sima Yuntai looked at Xie Fu across the red leaves. Her black hair cascaded onto the pillow, and her slender and graceful neck emitted a charming luster in the pale yellow light of the early morning.

Xie Fu smiled knowingly: "Finally fell asleep."

Sima Yuntai smiled sweetly: "I told you I was here to save you, but you still didn't believe me."

"I didn't disbelieve it, I just didn't expect Hongye..."

Sima Yuntai chuckled: "It's like a demon beast, right?"

Xie Fu smiled bitterly: "She is scarier than a demon beast. She is really scary when she forgets her true feelings."

Sima Yuntai recalled the scene where Hongye became the host and smiled, "She didn't break my leg just now, did she?"

Xie Fuha smiled and said, "It's an unforgettable experience." Then he asked, "Is the love seal considered as such?"

Sima Yuntai nodded.

"If I die, she will die?"

"If she dies, you die!"

"Xiao Yun, you should take a rest. I'm going back to Qinlou first. I'll be back to Huizhou anytime soon, so I won't come to say hello to you."

Xie Fu got out of bed as he spoke. As soon as his feet touched the ground, he almost fell to his knees, causing Sima Yuntai to laugh mockingly: "Do you want to slow down a little?"

Xie Fu paused, straightened his back, put on his clothes and left.

Hongye was safe and sound, and there was a way to suppress Hongye's true demon blood, which put Xie Fu's mind at ease.

Early in the morning, the entrance of Qin Building was already crowded with people, but Xie Fu rarely saw such a situation.

Brothels are special places. They are usually bustling all night long, but deserted in the mornings and during the day.

However, there was a curfew during the mourning period for the late emperor, and those young masters couldn't stand the loneliness, so they came during the day.

Xie Fu entered the backyard of Qinlou from the back door and saw a beautiful woman in green approaching quickly: "Master Xie, you are finally back. I have been waiting for you since last night."

Xie Fu was surprised: "Last night?"

The green-dressed beauty pointed to her eye sockets and said, "Look, dark circles."

"Sister Haitang, I'm sorry to trouble you. What's the urgent matter?"

"It's because the headmaster knew you were back yesterday, but didn't see you and you disappeared again, so she took it out on me, asking why you came back without informing her. But I don't know when you came back, Mr. Xie."

Haitang sounded aggrieved as she spoke.

Xie Fu explained: "Ling Luo brought me back in the middle of the night. I didn't want to wake up my sister, so I didn't disturb her rest. I had something urgent to do yesterday morning, so I went out again."

"Alright, alright, come with me, the boss misses you so much."

Qin Xiang'er was pacing back and forth in the room when she suddenly heard Haitang's voice: "Boss, Master Xie is back."

Qin Xiang'er looked over and saw Haitang bringing Xie Fu back. She showed joy, but then she snorted coldly and turned her back.

Haitang smiled secretly and said to Xie Fu, "Master Xie, I won't go in and get into trouble. I'll leave it to you."

Xie Fu nodded and walked in: "Sister."

He approached her and was about to hug her. As soon as his hand touched Qin Xiang'er, Qin Xiang'er dodged and said coldly: "Don't touch me!"

Xie Fu repeated the same old tune, and he didn't plan to coax her slowly. He just picked her up forcefully and said, "Just touch you! I miss you so much, Sister Xiang'er."

The man went to kiss her temples, but Qin Xiang'er dodged and started to giggle: "Okay, okay, you're acting like a beast when we just met in broad daylight."

"I miss you."

"Huh, you thought I'd come back that night, why didn't you come to see me?"

"It's the middle of the night, I don't want to disturb your rest."

"Excuse!"

"The main reason was that I was exhausted from the journey and was afraid of dirtying your bed, so I planned to take a shower before coming over. Who knew that something urgent had to happen, so I had to go out again."

"You are dirtier than dirt. It is useless to wash yourself."

Xie Fu sat down and said like a master: "I'm hungry."

Qin Xiang'er smiled and said, "I'll prepare it for you right away."

A moment later, a table of wine and food was served, and Qin Xiang'er, the manager of Qinlou, was attentive to the guests.

Qin Xiang'er poured wine for Master Xie and said lightly: "The late emperor passed away suddenly, and the third princess Qin Chushang stood out and became the empress." She was not an ordinary person, so she naturally understood that there must be a conspiracy, otherwise the third princess, as a woman, would never have the chance to be emperor.

Xie Fu responded calmly with a “hmm”.

"Don't you find it strange that the third princess Qin Chushang became the empress?"

Xie Fu smiled faintly: "After she became the empress, the court and the country were very peaceful, and the entire Chang'an City was also normal. Don't you think she is capable of being the empress?"

"It's good that you know what's going on. I don't want to ask too much about some things, but you must consult me ​​if you encounter any difficulties. Although my martial arts are not as good as yours, I have been running Qinlou for so many years, so I still have some ability."

Xie Fu picked up some food for her and said with a smile, "Let's not talk about this anymore."

"Xiao Lang, there are two more things."

Xie Fu was puzzled: "Two things?"

"Someone sent your grandfather to me yesterday afternoon. I'm not sure if it was your grandfather. Is your grandfather in Chang'an? Why was he sent to me?"

Xie Fu immediately stood up and asked: "Where is he now?"

Qin Xiang'er saw Xie Fu's reaction and knew that it was almost certain: "Don't worry, he is fine, he just seems to be frightened. I have already settled him down."

"Okay, sister, you lead the way."

"Don't worry, a woman came to see you last night."

"woman?"

"She said her last name was Du. I asked her why she wanted to see you, but she refused to tell me. She has stayed in her room since last night and has not even touched the food I sent her."

As soon as Xie Fu heard it, he knew it was Du Zhiwei: "Sister, then take me to see her first."

When Qin Xiang'er heard that Xie Fu was planning to meet this woman first, she said unhappily, "You are so anxious, this woman could be your lover, right?"

Xie Fu chuckled: "You are jealous, right? Let me tell you, if you want to be my woman, you have to endure it."

　It’s too late, I’ll sort it out tomorrow.

　　(End of this chapter)