Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1790 The Dream Has Come True
Things changed so quickly that the female Taoists were unable to react. They were stunned to see the two people go from a life-and-death separation to flirting.

At this time, Tong Xin rushed in with sweat all over his forehead: "The talcum powder is here."

The female Taoists also came to their senses and said to Hua, "It's no longer necessary."

Tong Xin wondered: "Why?"

Tonghua pulled Tongxin out the door: "I'll tell you slowly outside."

The other women were also very sensible. They quietly left and considerately closed the door.

Lu Yehua struggled and cursed: "You traitor, you evil thief."

Xie Fu hugged her tightly, so tightly that her chest was squeezed and she could hardly breathe: "I knew that if I survived, you would turn your face against me. I knew you were just trying to make me happy."

Hearing this, Lu Yehua suddenly became quiet. Her anger just now was frightened by Xie Fu. She said softly: "I was in so much pain and scared just now. Don't scare me like this in the future. I will really be scared to death by you."

By the end his voice was almost pleading.

"As long as you behave yourself, there won't be a next time."

After this, Lu Yehua completely gave up resistance and no longer wanted to dwell on the conflict: "From now on, whatever you say is what I'll listen to."

Xie Fu heaved a sigh of relief, as if the huge rock he had been carrying for a long time could finally be put down.

Lu Yehua noticed the movement, came back to his senses, and asked with concern: "Are you really okay?"

"I don't know. Maybe I have a divine body that is invulnerable to water and fire. But I didn't think much about it at the time, and I never thought of lying to you. I just wanted to feel the pain of you burning in the fire."

"I know, I know."

Lu Yehua carefully examined Xie Fu's whole body. The carbon black on his body was just the charred black from the burning lamp oil. It could be wiped off lightly with his sleeve. The surface of his skin seemed to be protected by a layer of oil wax and was not harmed at all.

Suddenly she caught a glimpse of Xie Fu's family heirloom sword, her face turned red and she looked away, thinking to herself that since she was so lively, she should be fine.

He turned around and said softly, "I'll get some clean water to wipe it for you."

Xie Fu said "Eh" and held her arm. Lu Yehua felt vaguely something and her heart started beating again. She felt that it was so hard to stay with him. She was either sad or nervous.

Xie Fu asked: "Why don't you dare turn around?"

Lu Yehua remained silent, his back was graceful and elegant, but his little ears were secretly red.

After a sigh of thanks, Lu Yehua said softly, "I'm afraid this face will scare you."

Xie Fu smiled faintly: "From the time I met you until now, tell me when I was scared by you. Don't mention this matter in the future. If you do it again, I will punish you."

Lu Yehua couldn't help but smile: "What punishment should I receive?" Who can punish her? No one can punish her, but now she is willing to be a servant and accept the punishment.

With a snap, Xie Fu slapped her on the buttocks: "If you do it again, I will punish you like this."

Lu Yehua's face turned red and she felt very strange. She was not angry at all after being humiliated like this. Where did her hot temper go?

Xie Fu sat up and whispered, "Ye Hua, are you okay?"

At this moment, it felt strange and wonderful that even he called his name, and he said, "If I don't commit a crime, you can't punish me."

Xie Fu held her hand and asked her to turn around slowly. Such silence, such gentleness, and such tacit understanding made Lu Yehua feel like a bride whose red veil had just been taken off by her husband.

Yu Guanggang looked at Xie Fu, then turned his back to Xie Fu like a frightened rabbit: "I'll get you some water."

When he stood up and tried to escape, he realized his hand was held by Xie Fu.

Xie Fu pulled hard, causing Lu Yehua to lie on his knees, and looked down at her with sharp eyes.

Under his masculine charm, Lu Yehua felt that every bone in his body went soft and he was unable to resist at all.

Xie Fu asked: "Tell me, what were you thinking about just now?"

Lu Yehua's face flushed and she turned her head away. Seeing her shy look, Xie Fu thought to himself that she had finally fallen in love with me, and whispered something in Lu Yehua's ear.

Lu Yehua screamed, slapped Xie Fu and said, "You're talking nonsense, you're talking nonsense, I didn't do that!"

I couldn't believe that she was actually acting like a spoiled child to me. I hugged her tightly in my arms and said softly, "My Ye Hua is just an ordinary woman."

Yes, I am just an ordinary woman. This sentence wiped out most of the embarrassment in Lu Yehua's heart, and his body and mind leaned towards Xie Fu.

Xie Fu took off her grey robe, treated her like a treasure and took good care of her, and the two of them fell asleep in each other's arms...

The next day, Xie Fu woke up at daybreak, feeling happy. He was afraid that last night was just a dream. It was only when he saw the beauty beside him that he felt at ease.

Thinking of how delicate and weak she was, crying last night, I suddenly found it funny. Who could have thought that this fierce tigress would have such a side to her? She cried like raindrops on pear blossoms, looking so pitiful, even worse than the fairy palace.

He spoke softly and coaxed her several times before Lu Yehua fell into a drowsy sleep.

Xie Fu hugged her for a while, lifted the quilt and got out of bed quietly. Suddenly he saw a pool of blood on the mat and was shocked. Could it be that I was too rough last night and hurt her?

In my mind, she was lying on my shoulder, crying and begging me to be gentler...

The more Xie Fu thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible, so he gently pulled her legs to see what was going on. Unexpectedly, he woke up Lu Yehua, who screamed and kicked Xie Fu off the bed. He shrank his body, covered his quilt, and asked coldly, "What do you want to do?"

Xie Fu, who was kicked off the bed, said with a smile: "Whatever I want to do, it's all reasonable."

Lu Yehua suddenly came to her senses. After last night, she was no longer the same as before. She had become his woman in name and in reality. However, she refused to admit defeat and said, "Even if...even if...you can't do this recklessly. Watch me..."

Xie Fu is an experienced person. It takes some time for newlyweds to get along with each other before they can go from being awkward to being natural. From the beginning, Xian Ting was wary of her husband like a thief, and even had to avoid him when taking a shower.

He said, "Ye Hua, there is a pool of blood on the mat. I wanted to see if you were injured."

Lu Yehua glanced at the pool of blood, his expression was dazed for several breaths, then he lowered his head with a red face and embarrassment.

Xie Fu approached Wenrou and said, "Yehua, was I too rough last night and hurt you?"

Lu Yehua just shook his head slightly, Xie Furou said: "You still say no, but when I first went in last night, you were crying bitterly. Let your husband take a look to see if it is swollen."

Lu Yehua said angrily: "I told you no!"

"Where did the blood come from?"

Lu Yehua glanced at the pool of blood again, his expression was extremely strange, and he said faintly: "Stupid, you didn't think about it yourself."

Xie Fu laughed: "You are not a virgin, what should I think?"

Lu Yehua blurted out: "Who said I'm not..." but suddenly stopped himself in a hurry.

Xie Fu looked at her expression and thought carefully about what happened last night. An unbelievable guess emerged in his mind and he asked softly, "Are you a virgin?"

Lu Yehua didn't dare to look him in the eye, he lowered his head and said faintly: "What do you think?"

Xie Fu turned around abruptly and paced back and forth in the room naked. He was confused for a moment and couldn't figure out what was going on.

This shouldn't be the case. Even if she and Gu Quan are in name only, how did the Immortal Court come about?

He suddenly stopped and turned around, saying in a deep voice: "It's impossible, you are definitely not a virgin."

These words somehow angered Lu Yehua, and he glared at him with murderous eyes.

Xie Fu walked back and forth again, turning several circles before stopping and asking, "Could it be that it has not been used for too long and has grown back?"

Lu Yehua raised his hand and was about to get out of bed and beat him, but when he realized that he hadn't put on his clothes yet, he pulled back, covered himself with the quilt, and said angrily: "You will never grow up!"

"I don't know about others, but maybe you can."

"You bastard, I'm a virgin and have never been with a man..."

Hearing Lu Yehua's confession, Xie Fu was stunned. After a long while, he paced back and forth in the room, muttering to himself: "No wonder it's so tight. It hurts when I move. No wonder..."

As Lu Yehua listened, the scene of last night came to his mind vividly again. He felt extremely ashamed and cursed in his heart.

Xie Fu suddenly stopped and asked, "What's going on? You've confused me."

Lu Yehua said arrogantly: "If you don't believe me, then just treat me as a slut." Xie Fu rushed over and scared Lu Yehua, but whispered: "Can you give me an explanation?"

Lu Yehua snorted and turned away. Xie Fu coaxed her, "My sister Meizhuang, my good wife, my dear baby..."

Lu Yehua burst into laughter: "Okay."

"What do you say."

Lu Yehua pursed his lips, not knowing where to start.

"Okay, since you can't tell me, let me ask you one by one, have you ever had sex with my father-in-law?"

Lu Yehua shook his head, and Xie Fu asked, "My father-in-law is impotent?"

Lu Yehua said unhappily: "How should I know?"

"You are his wife, how could you not know?"

"Who said that married couples have to sleep together?"

Xie Fu exclaimed: "You are too ruthless and overbearing. Whoever marries you will be unlucky."

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Lu Yehua said coldly: "What did you say!"

Xie Fu said solemnly: "Just imagine, who would marry a beautiful wife who can be looked at but not touched, and would not be unlucky."

Lu Yehua said coldly: "Even if I give Gu Quan ten courages, he wouldn't dare to touch me."

Xie Fu had a strange look on his face. You are too cruel. He said, "Okay, okay, let's get over this question first. Let me ask you, whose child is Xian Ting?"

"Of course he is my child, otherwise why would you call me Master Taishui."

"Who gave birth to you, Xianting? No, no, I'm confused again. Could it be that the spiritual energy of heaven and earth combined with you and then jumped out of your stomach?"

Lu Yehua laughed for a while, and seeing that he looked very anxious, he said with a smile: "Xian Ting is not my biological child."

Xie Fu slapped himself on the head and said, "It's so simple, why didn't I think of it?" It's not that he didn't think of it, but he didn't dare to think about it.

Suddenly he glared at Lu Yehua fiercely, and Lu Yehua was confused by his glare: "Why are you glaring at me so fiercely?"

"Since Xianting is not your biological child, why were you unwilling to obey me in the first place?"

Lu Yehua sat up straight: "Can I obey you? In name, it's the same. I didn't beat you to death. You are lucky!"

As he spoke, he found that the quilt had slipped down and was seen by Xie Fu, so he lifted the quilt up and covered it.

Xie Fu had no time for anything else at the moment: "Okay, whose child is Xian Ting?"

"I don't know either. My master gave the child to me and told me that she was of great importance and asked me to protect her. Also, since Gu Quan and I couldn't have children, I simply treated Xian Ting as my own daughter."

Xie Fu said: "She must be your master's illegitimate daughter."

Lu Yehua glared at him: "Random guesses."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "If Xian Ting is your master's illegitimate daughter, then you and Xian Ting are sisters. When I think of you two sisters serving me at the same time, that scene is really beautiful."

Lu Yehua roared like a lion: "If you dare, I will castrate you!"

Xie Fu smiled, it was just a joke. After all, they had been mother and daughter for twenty years. Even if they were not related by blood, the feeling remained the same.

"No matter what, it finally relieved my worries."

Lu Yehua said angrily: "You don't know how to be afraid now."

Xie Fu chuckled: "What am I afraid of now? I can't wait to take you to the streets and let everyone in the world know that Lu Yehua is my woman."

Lu Yehua snorted: "Don't forget, I am still Gu Quan's wife."

This reminded Xie Fu: "Since you are married to Gu Quan, why don't you do that with him?"

Lu Yehua said arrogantly: "Is it okay if I don't like it?"

Xie Fu was stunned: "If you don't like him, then why did you marry him?"

"Why do you care if I marry him? I will marry whoever I want to marry. It's none of your business."

"Hey, don't give me any riddles."

Lu Yehua smiled and covered her mouth: "Okay, I am Gu Quan's aunt, he respects me more than he dares to offend me."

"Aunt?"

"My eldest sister's daughter is Gu Quan's mother, so I am his great aunt, and even Gu Quan's mother has to call me aunt?"

Xie Fu counted with his fingers and it was true according to the seniority: "You famous families are really messy, this is also possible."

"You know what? Anyway, Gu Quan plans to remain single for life, and I just wanted to withdraw from the disputes in the Dao Sect."

"Your aunt is forcing me."

"You think everyone is as fickle and promiscuous as you. Gu Quan is a love-struck kid. The woman he loved died, and from then on he planned to stay alone for the rest of his life for her. His mother even asked me to persuade him."

"So you just occupy the toilet but don't poop in it."

Lu Yehua said coldly: "Come here, I'll give you a few slaps."

Xie Fu challenged: "Come down and fight me."

"Bring me the clothes."

Xie Fu picked up her clothes and walked over. When Lu Yehua reached out to take them, he hugged her in his arms. Lu Yehua screamed in surprise.

"What are you calling me? It's me, your husband."

I just feel that once people let go, everything becomes smooth sailing. Now I can fully understand the truth that worrying is unnecessary and things will work out in the end.

"I know it's you, let go first."

Seeing her shy look, Xie Fu felt very happy and deliberately said, "No."

"If you don't let me go, I'll beat you."

"Go ahead and hit me. Hitting is love and scolding is love."

"If you don't let go, I'll bite you."

"Bite it, bite it to cherish it."

Lu Yehua bit his arm hard, and Xie Fu let go in pain. Lu Yehua just gave him a warning, and didn't say anything harsh. He chuckled and said, "I told you to deliver it, but you didn't let go. You're asking for a beating."

Xie Fu laughed and said, "Why didn't I see that Sister Meizhuang was a little tiger who loved to bite people before?"

Seeing him teasing her, Lu Yehua glared at him and said, "There are still many things you don't know, but I am seeing your true colors more and more clearly."

"What's your true identity?"

Lu Yehua bit his lip and said, "He looks decent and serious on the surface, but he is a rotten person at heart."

Xie Fu laughed: "What is considered bad?"

"I do not know."

"I still remember when Xian Ting and I went back to my parents' home, Sister Meizhuang organized a bunch of gossipy women to go and spy on the room. Maybe she loved her daughter so much that she was worried that I, as a husband, was not competent. Now she knows that I am competent, right?"

Thinking of how he had been bullied by him, Lu Yehua felt strangely embarrassed. "Well, it's daybreak now. Let's clean it up so that no one else can see it."

"What are you afraid of? Everyone in Qingfeng Temple knows that you are my wife."

"You are so uneducated and shameless. I still have some dignity. I am a lady from a noble family with a decent family background."