Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 253 Be a Normal Woman

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Didn't Steward Kong send someone to send Yuhu and spices? Just use your Yuhu?"

Tantai He said with a smile: "Why do you need to ask me about this, am I so stingy?"

Xie Fu said again: "She doesn't seem to have normal clothes to change into. I think your figure is about the same as hers, so you can wear your clothes."

Tantaihe gave Xie Fu an angry look, "It's good that she doesn't dislike her."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "How could it be? I don't know how many women want to wear your water silk pants but can't afford them."

After saying hello to Tantai Heqing, Xie Fu boiled water and mixed it with water, and randomly sprinkled some spices on the Yuhu. Of course he didn't have such trouble taking a bath, but he treated the magic doctor like a normal woman.

After finishing these, Tantai Heqing left the rest, he even doubted whether a person who never took a bath could take a bath.

Xie Fu walked out of the courtyard consciously, even if he was an old nanny, he still needed to avoid suspicion, let alone the magic doctor looked like a young girl.

But after a while, Tantaihe came out in a hurry.

Xie Fu asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

Tantai Heqing said with resentment: "She doesn't want me, she wants you, you go in."

Xie Fu said in a daze, "Not good."

Tantai Heqing asked back: "You still don't know well."

Xie Fu smiled, "It is true that some of her behaviors cannot be judged by common sense, after all, she has been living alone."

Su Zaomu's voice came: "Why don't you come in."

Tantai He pinched Xie Fu affectionately, "She told you to go in."

Xie Fu responded in a loud voice: "Senior, you must learn to bathe yourself."

"I know, you teach me first."

Xie Fu was speechless, neither if he entered, nor if he did not enter.

Tantai He said angrily: "Go in, she has a charming figure, white and crystal clear, with bulges and backs."

Xie Fulang said: "A woman's body cannot be seen by men casually."

"I don't treat you as a human being."

Xie Fu didn't refute these questions with her, "I'll teach you outside, you wash your hair first."

Soon there was a loud sound of water inside.

"Hair washed."

Xie Fu said: "Wash it several times, wash away all the dirt on the hair, until it is as smooth as silk."

After another toss in the room, a voice came out: "It's done."

"Uh... wash your body too."

"Which place?"

"Uh... face, hands, arms, legs, feet, stomach, chest... all rubbed."

Tantai Heqing pinched Xie Fu again, and said in a low voice: "Is it necessary to say so clearly?"

Xie Fu smiled: "Next time I will wash it for you."

Tantai Heqing blushed, proudly said: "I don't want it."

A voice came from inside the room: "How much rubbing?"

Xie Fu was surprised, he must be an idiot, and he still replied: "Rub until mud comes out." Thinking about never taking a bath, there should be a layer of mud on his body, right?
There was a loud sound of water.

It took a long time to hear Su Zaomu's voice: "I can't rub the mud out."

Xie Fu said in surprise: "You didn't use any force or..." The mud was still too thick to rub off.

"I can unscrew your arm, is it hard?"

Xie Fu was speechless: "Ah..."

"Come in and have a look."

"No! Er...then you can rub all the hidden corners."

Tantai Heqing pinched Xie Fu again, and asked in a low voice: "What place are you referring to?"

Su Zaomu took this bath for a long time, and it was very troublesome. Of course, she was not alone in the trouble.

And Xie Fu couldn't imagine that there are such people in the world. She is not an idiot, but she is really ignorant in some aspects.

"After washing, what should I do now?"

Xie Fu said: "Put on clothes after washing."

"What is this thin cloth for?"

Tantai Heqing couldn't help laughing, Xie Fu explained: "It's called wiping clothes, which are worn by women inside."

"Can you not wear it?"

"Better wear it."

"How to wear it?"

"Uh, the cloth is wrapped around the chest and stomach, the belt is tied around the neck, and the other end is tied around the waist."

Tantai Heqing said helplessly to Xie Fu: "You should go in."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "There is no such reason."

After rustling for a while, Su Zaomu said "Okay", and Xie Fu came in.

Just stepped into the threshold but came out blushing, and said to He Qing: "He Qing, you go in."

Tantai Heqing walked in, only to know why Xie Fu blushed, because the magic doctor only wore wipes and water silk trousers, because her body was wet, the tulle was close to the muscles, the figure was pretty, and the daughter's muscles were tender and delicate, The round and moving lines are also...

Who can live with this, no wonder Xie Fu blushed and walked out.

Although Su Zaomu closed his eyes, he knew that it was Tantai Heqing who came in, and said coldly: "What are you doing here, let him in."

Tantaihe was speechless, whether I am a woman or he is a woman, after all, he is the savior, he said patiently: "He can't teach you this, I have to teach you."

Although Su Zaomu was not in a good condition, he finally put on the skirt and shoes under the guidance of Tantai Heqing.

Tantai Heqing said quietly to the door: "Fu, you can come in now."

Xie Fu walked in and saw Su Zao's eyes for a moment, he was shocked and blurted out: "It's so beautiful!"

Maybe it's because the contrast between front and back is too huge, so Xie Fu's feeling is particularly strong.

Su Zaomu closed her eyes and asked, "Like a normal woman?"

Xie Fu said sincerely: "Thousands of charms, beautiful and moving, more women than women."

Su Zaomou replied: "I just want to imagine a normal woman, not beautiful."

Xie Fu couldn't help laughing, and gently pulled Tantai Heqing's hand, expressively indicating, look, does she speak like a child, can you argue with her?
Tantai Heqing chuckled, "She doesn't like me, so I'll go away first, and leave the rest to you."

Xie Fu asked, "Don't worry."

Tantai Heqing said in a low voice: "Of course I am worried, I am worried that you will be slaughtered by him."

Although Su Zaomu closed his eyes, his ears were very sharp, and he said: "No matter what he does to me, I will not kill him for the time being."

Tantai Heqing said: "Have you heard that, let's seize the opportunity."

After Tantai Heqing left, Su Zaomou asked: "What opportunity did she let you seize?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Don't worry, women are jealous."

"What is jealousy?"

"Jealous is because you are so beautiful, and your beauty threatens her."

"I don't care about her."

Xie Fu didn't know how to say it, just like a child, if you tell him about the things between adults, even if you explain it for three days and three nights, the child may not understand.

Su Zaomu is not an idiot, she just has been away from the worldly life for so long that she looks a little innocent, and knows nothing about the worldly world, ethics and morality.

Of course, simplicity does not mean cuteness, there is no danger, the beast is simple enough, but the beast can eat people.

Xie Fu turned to ask, "How are you wearing your clothes?"

"It's very awkward, and my chest hurts. Why do you wear such clothes and restrain your body?"

"Uh...Because of shame, breasts are a relatively secret part for women, and they cannot be seen by men casually, so it is more dignified to wear such clothes to protect yourself."

After one sentence, Xie Fu continued: "Women play a certain role in this society, including clothing, image, speech and behavior must conform to the identity of a woman, otherwise it will attract strange eyes from others."

Su Zao said, "What do they do?"

Su Zaomou will show a return to basics, when people grow up, the most difficult thing to do is to return to basics, Xie Fu smiled: "Senior's mother will care, senior, you don't have to care about other people's eyes, just treat it as pleasing you mother."

Su Zao said, "I understand."

Xie Fu looked at her wet hair that became black and soft after washing, and said: "Normal women can't let their hair loose, or they will become beggars. I will teach you to bun your hair. If there is any offense in your behavior, please Don't blame seniors."

Su Zao said lightly, "You can do whatever you want."

Xie Fu combed Su Zaomu's hair with Tantai Heqing's jade comb.

Su Zaomou was very quiet, as quiet as a well-behaved little girl, and suddenly said softly: "I remember, when I was young, my mother would comb my hair. She said that the little girl should be clean and her hair should not be disheveled. It's been a long time, so I forgot."

Xie Fu smiled, some things have passed for too long, and they will indeed be forgotten.

Xie Fu helped her do a relatively simple bun, and put hairpins on it.

The green skirt and light-yellow top reveal the gentleness of a little girl, and the dignified bun is elegant and clean.

Xie Fu said with satisfaction: "Your mother will be very happy to see you like this."

Su Zaomou showed a smile: "Really?"

Xie Fu said: "But it's not a problem if your eyes are closed all the time."

Su Zaomu did not make a sound.

"Yes, just wait for a while."

Xie Fu said and walked away. He once read in a book that women in a certain place in the Western Regions have the habit of wearing veils. In that place, women's eyes are the source of beauty, so every woman should protect their eyes. .

And because the place is hot and windy all year round, women will wear veils to protect their eyes. They will make the veils translucent and embroider some beautiful patterns.

Wearing it on the eyes will not affect the eyesight, but also add a sense of mystery and softness.

Nowadays, the world is open and the people are open, and all kinds of exotic clothes have become the trend. The clothes that others dare not wear are the most eye-catching and fashionable clothes. Xuantanzhai's silk embroidered silk socks and ice silk pants are an example.

Wearing eye gauze can also be regarded as introducing a beauty trend.

Xie Fu told Tantai Heqing his thoughts.

In order to make Tantai Crane's feelings clearer, he even used charcoal to draw patterns on the ground.

Now let's see Tantai Heqing's needlework.

Tantai Crane Love did not disappoint Xie Fu, the veil made by her dexterous hands was almost the same as the pattern drawn by Xie Fu.

Looking at the white patterned gauze, Tantai Heqing was a little distracted for a moment, beautiful things always have an inexplicable attraction to women, and women have a more keen sense of beautiful things than men.

Xie Fu said, "Come on, I'll help you put it on and have a look."

After Tantai Heqing put it on, she asked like a little girl, "How is it? Does it look good?"

Xie Fu kept watching and didn't speak.

Tantaihe asked curiously: "What? Doesn't it look good?" As he spoke, he was about to untie it.

Xie Fu raised his hand and said, "Wait! There is an indescribable feeling, how should I put it, mysterious and noble, which makes people want to take off the veil to see the true face of Mount Lu, but makes people not want to take it off."

(End of this chapter)