Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 489 Spy
Xie Fu turned his head and smiled, showing his white teeth: "Xiao Yun, you are actually quite gentle."

These words made Sima Yunxue take a step back in embarrassment, and said, "I'm not gentle, I'm afraid that you will drip your sweat into the vegetables and eat your stinky sweat later."

Xie Fu said with a smile: "You little ladies, you have a hard mouth, but your heart is quite soft."

Sima Yunxue sneered, you are wrong, I have a hard heart, you haven't seen how ruthless I am.

"You can't see your eyes, and you are obviously taken care of by someone, why do you have to do these things yourself?"

"I don't think I need others to take care of me, and I also think I should take good care of your miss from now on."

Sima Yunxue was startled: "You take care of her?"

Xie Fu smiled lightly: "Men, it's so miserable that you can't do this, can't do that, isn't it very pitiful?"

Sima Yunxue had never convinced anyone, but she really did.

He is handsome, has a good temper, is versatile in both civil and military affairs, and is good at cooking.

On the surface, he seems gentle and makes people feel like a spring breeze, but in his bones he is tenacious.

God, who can stand this.

My little fairy can't stand it either.

"Master Xie, don't you have any shortcomings?"

Originally, it was to find out the ugly and dirty side of him, and then hate him, but it became more and more not the case.

"Uh...uh...I'm... lustful."

Lust should be a common problem among male compatriots. Xie Fu thinks he is also lustful, but he is more tolerant and able to pretend.

It's not that you are lustful when you see a beautiful woman drooling and pounce on her. That kind of beauty is not only lustful, but also despicable.

Mensao is the highest level of lust.

Ding... Sima Yunxue's eyes lit up, she was actually excited because of his shortcoming.

Looking at Xie Fu, he found that his face was indifferent, and he blurted out: "I don't believe it!"

A smile formed at the corner of Xie Fu's mouth: "Believe it or not."

Sima Yunxue said casually, "Anyway, I've never seen such a decent man like you."

Xie Fu put the dishes on the plate, and replied casually: "This is not a compliment, too serious becomes pedantic."

Sima Yunxue said loudly: "Be a little bit sloppy."

Xie Fu ordered: "Take out the dishes."

Sima Yunxue left and returned in a hurry, and Xie Fu was already frying the second dish.

"Mr. Xie, do you have any shortcomings?"

Xie Fu replied casually: "I don't taste good at wine, and I will go crazy when I drink."

Ding... Sima Yunxue's eyes lit up again, it's right, it's human.

In May, late spring is near summer.

The air has become less cool and more sultry.

The sky is half dark, the moon has just risen in the night sky, and the thin moonlight is not enough to illuminate the left and right.

The first night also brought quietness, the long hanging branches and leaves were gently blown by the night wind, and lightly hit the railing beside the corridor, making a clear crackling sound.

Sima Yunxue stretched her hand out of the fence, lightly embraced a piece of emerald green paper, smelled the fragrance of leaves, the faint leaf language flowed gently on her fingertips, and said softly: "It's getting dark."

Sima Yunxue didn't know why she said this inexplicably, maybe she had a feeling in her heart, and she was as lonely as this leaf language.

Xie Fu came with a lamp and said with a smile, "Although it's dark, the lights are here."

He walked slowly, the light shone on his face, showing a red charm, and his smiling teeth looked extremely white.

His world has become dark, no matter the day or night.

But she deliberately lit a lamp for herself, and Sima Yunxue felt warm inside, but also felt inexplicably sad, and said softly, "Be careful."

At this moment, she really wanted to get up and walk over to hold his hand, but he walked steadily and didn't need herself.

The two sat opposite each other at the small round table under the eaves and shared dinner.

The light of the moon, the bright lights, and the aroma of the steaming food.

Gentle on the street, quiet under the bar.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Taste my craft."

Sima Yunxue said: "Didn't you already taste it at noon?"

Xie Fu said no, picked up his chopsticks and ate quietly.

Sima Yunxue randomly picked up a piece and tasted it...

"good to eat!"

“Delicious on earth!”

……

No matter how much Sima Yunxue praised, Xie Fu said no and ate quietly.

Sima Yunxue never knew that she was so gluttonous, and she also liked to cook by herself, but compared to Xie Fu's cooking skills, she felt that she was a little bit worse.

It turns out that this is what it feels like to eat food cooked by others.

Halfway through eating, Xie Fu suddenly put down his chopsticks.

Sima Yunxue asked curiously: "Master Xie, why don't you eat it?"

Xie Fu smiled lightly, "I'm full."

Soon Sima Yunxue realized that he was greedy from the voice, and offered to give it up to herself, and suddenly looked a little embarrassed, but said bluntly: "Then I won't waste it."

Xie Fu asked: "Xiao Yun, who do you usually take care of in the mansion?"

Sima Yunxue was puzzled when she heard the words, why did he suddenly ask, did he find something wrong?He responded, "I'm in charge of taking care of Madam, what's wrong?"

Xie Fu smiled: "The lady is not bad."

Sima Yunxue was curious: "Why do you say that?"

"Eh..." Xie Fu couldn't say it directly.

"Mr. Xie, if you have something to say, just say it."

"Then let me be honest, do you usually gobble it up like this when you eat?"

This sentence made Sima Yunxue's face turn red. I am usually a noble and elegant lady, and I have always been like this.

"The main reason is that Mr. Xie's food is so delicious, I couldn't hold back for a while."

After saying this, Sima Yunxue's movements became extremely graceful, and she chewed her sandalwood lips in small bites, so elegant and charming that it was unbearable.

"You haven't said why Ma'am is not bad."

Xie Fu replied: "She can let you stay by her side, at least you can see that she is an informal person in small matters. If you change to a strict wife, you will be punished at least three times from eating to now."

Sima Yunxue laughed secretly in her heart, she didn't know how to respond, she didn't care about trivial matters, she had many problems, she giggled and said: "Madam looks cold on the surface, but she is actually very gentle."

Xie Fu was slightly surprised: "Really?"

Sima Yunxue didn't know why he cared so much, she said softly, "Yes, she is gentle to the bottom of her heart, just like Shui'er."

Xie Fu showed doubts on his face, and smiled after a while: "It's quite surprising."

Sima Yunxue pretended to speak indiscriminately: "Mr. Xie, do you think Madam is beautiful?"

Xie Fu just laughed.

"Beautiful~~?" Sima Yunxue's voice was extremely charming, with a bit of coquettish allure, as if asking Xie Fu if she was beautiful?

"nice."

Sima Yunxue asked gently: "Then do you like it?"

Xie Fu was taken aback, how could he ask such a question, Mrs. Wang is Wanzhi's mother, she said in a low voice, "Xiao Yun, why are you talking nonsense."

Sima Yunxue also felt that this question was too sharp. In fact, she was also very curious about whether Xie Fu was moved in front of her beauty. Tell me secretly, I won't tell anyone."

Xie Fu smiled lightly: "It's a lie to say you're not interested."

Sima Yunxue's heart pounded when she heard the words, how dare you be tempted, you are vile, shameless, dirty!

"Hmph, I knew it."

Xie Fu laughed: "After all, I am a man, and I am so beautiful and arrogant. If you let me not be tempted at all, wouldn't it be hard for others to do so?"

"You don't need to find a reason, you are lustful, madam, you dare to think about it, you have eaten the heart of a bear and the courage of a leopard."

Xie Fu laughed loudly: "I said that I am lecherous."

As soon as these words came out, Sima Yunxue didn't know how to hate them. She blushed and held back for a long time, and said viciously: "You just don't want to miss it."

Xie Fu deliberately teased her: "I just miss her, can you control it?"

Sima Yunxue stood up angrily, and said confidently: "I just can't control it."

Xiaoyun's reaction was so intense that Xie Fu suspected that Xiaoyun was a spy placed by Mrs. Wang's side, and he tried again: "Such a beauty, who would not want to hug her, so loving."

Sima Yunxue's mind seemed to be struck by lightning, and she was stunned. She regained her composure and cursed, "You are despicable and shameless."

Facing Xiao Yun's scolding, Xie Fu was indifferent: "Xiao Yun, why did you react so violently?"

"I... I... a beast like you, shouldn't people and gods be angry? Thunder and lightning should be sent down from the sky, and the way of heaven should be destroyed."

Xie Fu has found out that Xiao Yun is not an ordinary maid, so he smiled lightly: "I'm just joking."

Sima Yunxue looked at Xie Fu in astonishment, "I'm just kidding" and said in a cold voice, "You lied! Why don't you admit it."

"I admit that my wife is very beautiful, so beautiful that men can't help dreaming about it, but so what, such a vitriolic and ungrateful woman is really annoying."

If Xiaoyun is a spy sent by Mrs. Wang, Xie Fu said this sentence to Mrs. Wang.

Sima Yunxue thought to herself, Xie Fu, no, it's not what you think.

"Of course, as Wanzhi's mother, I will have enough respect for my wife."

Sima Yunxue asked gently: "Is there only respect?"

Xie Fu said in a deep voice: "Could it be that you still think I have something wrong?"

Sima Yunxue was speechless after being questioned.

Xie Fu sneered in his heart, if Mrs. Wang wanted to find out something wrong with me and cancel this marriage, she might have a chance of winning by doing it herself.

"Xiaoyun, I'm full, you clear up the dishes."

After Xie Fu finished speaking, he got up and left.

Sima Yunxue looked at Xie Fuyuan's back and sneered, as if she didn't think anything wrong.

It's because I don't want to provoke you, and I don't want to seduce you, or you will lose your soul.

The person sat in the original position, but became melancholy.

He got up suddenly and left the house.

On the street at night, Aunt Li had just packed her things and was walking home.

"Aunt Li."

Suddenly, a beautiful female voice floated from behind, soft like a female ghost ecstasy, which made people feel chills in the back.

Aunt Li turned her head, and through the moonlight and street lights, she saw clearly that the person who came was that ugly monster with pockmarked face—Xiao Yun.

He raised his chest and raised his eyebrows: "What? The little girl wanted to scare me, but my old lady scared me too much."

Sima Yunxue smiled: "Aunt Li, I just want to ask you, am I ugly?"

Aunt Li smiled contemptuously: "Needless to say, of course you are ugly, ugly as hell."

Sima Yunxue raised her sleeves to cover her face, and put down her sleeves, her pockmarked ugly face instantly turned into a stunningly beautiful face, beyond the sky.

Aunt Li had never seen such a weird thing before, with a frightened expression on her face: "A monster!"

Sima Yunxue giggled.

But Aunt Li was so frightened that she dropped her things and turned around and ran. After just two steps, her body became stiff and she couldn't move. This would make her more sure that she had encountered a monster.

When Sima Yunxue saw her terrified appearance, she relieved her hatred in her heart, making your mouth stinky and full of foul language.

The man stood behind Aunt Li and whispered in her ear, "Aunt Li, I'm hungry."

Aunt Li trembled her lips in fright, and said hoarsely, "I don't have anything to eat on me."

"Aunt Li, don't you just eat?"

This feeling of only hearing the sound but not seeing the person is even more creepy. Suddenly, I feel a hand, fingertips gently scraping my face, and the tip of the nail is as cold as a blade.

"Thin skin and tender meat, it must be delicious."

"Monsters... not... fairies, I'm an old lady, my skin is wrinkled, it's not tasty, fairies, you want to eat thin skin and tender meat, go to Qinhuai Street, all the young ladies in the brothel are tender and juicy .”

"I've eaten too much of those thin-skinned and tender-meat ones, and I want to eat old ladies today."

As Sima Yunxue said, she lightly grabbed Aunt Li's waist. Aunt Li felt numb and painful at the place where she was caught, as if a bloody piece of flesh had been torn off. She wanted to turn her head to see what happened, but she couldn't move. .

She burst into tears and wet her pants: "Fairy, please forgive me."

Sima Yunxue clicked her tongue: "It's smelly and wrinkled like oil, it's not tasty at all."

"Yes, yes, it's not tasty, fairy, please let me go."

Sima Yunxue said coldly, "I'm very angry that you insulted me today."

"Damn me! Damn me! Fairy, you are so beautiful that you can fascinate all beings."

Sima Yunxue chuckled: "Then tell me, if I go to the kiln and subsidize the money myself, won't the men get in?"

"Go, definitely go, and line up from inside the city to outside the city."

Sima Yunxue let out a yell.

Aunt Li cried and said, "Oh, my fairy grandma, I'm already talking about it."

"You stinky mouth, you will be punished for ten days without speaking, or I will come back to you."

After a while, Aunt Li became silent, and suddenly realized that she could move. She turned her head to look at her waist, and there was no missing piece of meat.

Just when I was about to run home, my legs were shaking all the time.

After Sima Yunxue taught Aunt Li a lesson, she returned to the house in a happy mood.

He suddenly heard the sound of fetching water coming from the front, walked quickly, and said loudly: "Young Master Xie, I will come and I will come."

Just entering the courtyard, he was stunned, but saw Xie Fu standing in the middle of the courtyard, naked, fetching water directly from the well, and taking a shower.

Immediately, Sima Yunxue blushed up to her neck in embarrassment, covered her face with her sleeves, turned her back, cursed inwardly, vulgar...

Xie Fu deliberately said loudly: "Who is peeking?"

Sima Yunxue spat: "Bah."

Xie Fu laughed loudly: "So it's Xiao Yun, sir, my body is pretty good."

"Ugly to death!"

Xie Fu laughed loudly: "Sure enough, I was peeking."

"Who's looking at you! I don't want to dirty my eyes."

"Then what are you talking about ugly?"

"Everything is ugly."

"You should look carefully."

(End of this chapter)