Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 497 Who will save

Sima Yunxue couldn't help laughing: "I'm not going to harm you in this way. How can I say these words to my wife?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Maybe I can't help it."

Sima Yunxue scolded: "You are really inferior to a beast."

Xie Fu smiled: "A man is a beast in front of beauty. The most beautiful woman in the world, no matter what title, which man can hold it, the first beauty is under the knee, what a sense of accomplishment, it is almost the same as conquering a city. country."

Sima Yunxue's heart twitched, so you thought, this makes me feel much better.

Xie Fu continued: "But I don't like her, which may make her less attractive, and also make me more resistant."

Sima Yunxue sneered: "That's not necessarily the case. In the face of absolute charm, even if you scold you and beat you, you will bend your knees to please, just to make the beauty turn her anger into joy and make the beauty smile."

"Who is so despicable?"

"Men are so mean."

Xie Fu laughed and talked, almost forgot about business and started rubbing his back.

It is said to be rubbing the back, that is, rubbing the back, more vigorously than rubbing clothes, without the slightest bit of sympathy.

Sima Yunxue felt displeased when her beautiful skin was treated so roughly, she was really a stupid ass.

"What are you doing, are you going to be rubbed off by my skin?"

"Madam is as pure as ice and jade, there is no room for even a little dirt on her body, so naturally she has to get rid of it."

Sima Yunxue felt like she was being sarcastic, I have been pure and pure all my life, but if I fall here with you, shouldn't others be allowed to have weaknesses?

Feeling that the skin on his back was really about to fall off, he frowned slightly: "Take it easy."

"It can't be light, it will become a tickle if it is light, and I'm not tickling you."

Sima Yunxue bit her lip: "Isn't it okay to be a tickle?"

"Once, I bathed a child."

"How big?"

"Seven or eight years old, little boy, and then his mother said he couldn't clean it, so he wouldn't give him money."

Sima Yunxue was puzzled: "Why do you give others a bath?"

Xie Fu said: "The streets of Yangzhou are full of bathhouses."

"You mean...you are a dignified son."

"When I was young, I wanted to buy pens and ink, but I had no money, so I went to the bathhouse to earn money."

"When you were young, how old were you?"

"About nine, ten years old."

When you were nine or ten years old, you went to bathe Bill for money, so what was I doing?

My sister and I do exercises during the day and read and write at night...

Sima Yunxue recalled her childhood, and Xie Fu continued: "After learning this lesson, you must scrub people clean, especially in invisible places, where there is a lot of dirt."

Sima Yunxue grinned wryly: "An invisible place?"

"Like underarms."

As Xie Fu spoke, he raised one of Sima Yunxue's arms, and Sima Yunxue giggled just as she was startled.

While dodging, he said, "Heh...heh, chichi...I don't want it anymore."

Xie Fu had no choice but to give up, and said seriously: "Madam Xiaoyun, don't smile so seductively, my legs are weak, I can't work hard like this."

Sima Yunxue turned her head, and stared at Xie Fu with her beautiful eyes, you are a man.

Which lady can stand being teased like this by you, no matter how pure and noble, dignified and noble, she will be teased by you....

"Master Xie, it's all right, I'm not going to be your wife anymore."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Do you dare to ask me to rub your back next time?"

"Don't dare, let the little servant wait on you next time."

Xie Fu smiled: "If you want to take the opportunity to take revenge on me, there is no way."

Sima Yunxue cursed in her heart, stupid donkey!No one else could ask for this kind of treatment, and he explained: "I asked you to come down, originally I wanted to tell you that I had no clothes to change, but I didn't expect this to happen."

Xie Fu asked, "Is there nothing?"

"No, just this one. It's so hot today that I can't stand it. I didn't think about it until after washing."

"Xiaoying has some clothes left here, how about I get them for you?"

"I don't want to."

Xie Fu smiled awkwardly: "Then you should be naked first, I can't see anyway."

Who is Xie Fu, Sima Yunxue still doesn't know, it's good to be so hungry, this thief has extraordinary determination and can bear it very much.

Saying this was nothing more than forcing himself to compromise, and said lightly: "Okay, I will forcefully wear her dirty clothes once."

Xie Fu fetched Xiaoying's clothes: "Put on the clothes yourself."

How about you send the Buddha to the West, and wear it for me.

Sima Yunxue almost wanted to tease him again, but she didn't dare to provoke him, so she responded with a hum.

After Xie Fu went upstairs, Sima Yunxue came out of the bath.

Under the quiet moon, with a touch of clear pearls, she is as white and beautiful as a flawless goddess.

Sima Yunxue admires herself alone, the corners of her mouth are slightly turned up, revealing a proud smile, but it's a pity that you can't enjoy it.

Just put on Xiaoying's internal wipe, and immediately let out a soft cry.

But her figure is exquisite and well-proportioned, much plump compared to Xiaoying, looking down, it looks like a dumpling has opened - the stuffing is exposed.

Just as Xie Fu went up to the attic, he heard a voice and asked, "What's wrong?"

Sima Yunxue responded softly: "You don't need to get down, the clothes are a bit small."

Xie Fu wondered: "Are you this big?"

Sima Yunxue snorted coldly: "It's because she's too young."

It's not an important matter, Xie Fu didn't bother, and said calmly: "Then don't wear it, just put on the outer shirt first."

"I have to wear it!"

"up to you."

Sima Yunxue put on, but couldn't cover it, and couldn't squeeze it.

It's like a big girl's chest, and a child's pocket, no matter how much it can wrap it, it can't cover it.

Of course I'm not used to wearing clothes that don't fit well, and I can barely cope with it for a night.

Sima Yunxue went upstairs, and Xie Fu lay on the bed without making a sound.

Last night was out of place and uncomfortable, but now I feel inexplicably warm,
Because he is here, because he is not far away, I can smell his scent and hear his vivid breathing.

Quickly smiled slightly, and noticed from the breath that Xie Fu was not asleep, what are you thinking about.

Do you want to rub my back just now?

A beautiful thing is made into a joke by you, and dirt is the easiest to hide where you can't see it.

I see that you are covered in dirt, so you should rub it well.

Thinking about it uncertainly, Sima Yunxue's stunningly beautiful face flushed a few touches of blush.

Deliberately and silently walked towards the bed.

Walking to the bed, I stretched out my hand deliberately,

Xie Fu said, but Sima Yunxue just covered him with a quilt.

Xie Fu said: "It's getting late, you go to sleep."

Sima Yunxue asked: "Is that Xiaoying doing better than me?"

Xie Fu felt amused, didn't you purposely make fun of it, so there's no need to say it?

Xiaoying is really serving me, you are!I am serving your aunt.

Of course, he's not airy as a son, and he's used to doing it casually.

The real son has already let you pack up and leave.

"Forehead……"

Xie Fu really didn't know how to answer.

Sima Yunxue sneered: "I'll kill her later."

Xie Fu thought to himself, she is the four faces of the Wang family, and she can really do it. She said: "Xiaoying is better than you, there is nothing wrong with it, but, my lord, I like you a little more."

Sima Yunxue exclaimed, "Why?"

"People are ruthless, maybe I communicate with you more."

"What kind of communication?"

"It's not that enemies don't get together."

Sima Yunxue chuckled, obviously satisfied with the promise, "Then let me ask you, which one is more important to you, me or Na Xiaoying?"

Xie Fu was surprised, this question seemed familiar, "I can't compare."

"If Xiaoying and I fell into the river at the same time, who would you save?"

　In order to avoid some words, some words are written wrong on purpose, not typos.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)