Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 529 Talking About Childhood

But Xie Fu would be wrong, when he said in gossip: "This house has been abandoned for a long time, people go to the empty building, and there is no popularity anymore. She is lonely day and night. When she sees someone coming, she can't help but want to come and play with you. I Be vicious first, and she won't dare to come out."

Sima Yunxue heard that Xie Fu said that he was more vicious, so she was afraid and laughed again, as if she had never seen him in a vicious manner before, she raised her head and looked at him, her smiling face did not look vicious at all, and said angrily : "Not fierce at all."

Xie Fu immediately grinned, and Sima Yunxue felt even more amused when she saw her.

Xie Fu asked: "How is it? Is it fierce?"

"It's fierce," Sima Yunxue said, trying to avoid it, like a hairy child blocking the way, and then being gently pushed by the little lady, fell to the ground, and burst into tears, it was a fake murderer.

The little lady also said sarcastically, come back when you grow up.

She didn't know why she could come up with such a strange picture from Xie Fu's expression.

I still remember that 14 years ago, when she went to Yangzhou, a fur boy was pushed out by a group of fur kids to tease her.

"Come back when you grow up" was the sarcasm of the little maid at that time.

Sima Yunxue thought of this, and asked softly, "Master, do you often tease little ladies?"

Xie Fu smiled: "No, son, I am suave, so do I still need to moles the little lady? I am often molested by the little lady, haha."

Sima Yunxue felt that these words were believable.

"but……"

Sima Yunxue saw that Xie Fu was half-talking, and asked curiously, "But what?"

Xie Fu smiled: "However, for a while, I often flirted with beautiful girls in the street."

Sima Yunxue snorted: "You just said no, men are all virtuous." As he spoke, he pinched Xie Fu's back severely.

Xie Fu laughed: "Xiao Yun, do you want to be my wife and teach me?"

This was of course a joke, but it was enough to make Sima Yunxue feel ashamed, her heart was beating violently, and she pretended to cover it up: "I don't have the qualifications."

Xie Fu smiled and said: "No hurry, please listen to me slowly, the molesting at that time shouldn't be considered a real molesting, the little lady didn't bother with me, she didn't have the slightest bit of shame, in other words, she had no self in her eyes .”

This actually made Sima Yunxue curious. You, a suave and suave young man, stood there silently, and you would attract people to stare at you. What's more, when you speak teasingly, your sandalwood lips slightly opened: "Why?"

"Because I was only six or seven or eight years old at that time."

Xie Fu seemed to think of something interesting when he said it, and laughed out loud.

Sima Yunxue had a strange look on her face when she heard the words, if you said that you had such bad habits when you were young, you should be idle and doing all kinds of evil when you grow up, how did you become so serious.

Usually, who wouldn't pretend to be dignified and polite, the key is when Aventure comes, what kind of virtue are you.

Three points of seriousness can be counted as a pass, Xie Fu has at least five or six points, and seven or eight points is a monk and Taoist priest.

No one is perfect, and when it reaches ten, there are only immortals.

Xie Fu thought about it and smiled: "One time, a maid took care of me."

Sima Yunxue answered with a chuckle: "This maid has discerning eyes. You are only seven or eight years old and you can see that you are a treasure." After she finished speaking, she suddenly realized what was in her heart, and her heart pounded a few times.

"Xiao Yun, listen to me before you make a comment. At that time, the maid said to me—even if you climbed on top of me, it wouldn't hurt me."

Sima Yunxue let out a "puchi" laugh, secretly laughing in her heart, but what she said made sense, even if you were allowed to climb on top of her, so what, could you make it worse?Also molesting people, I don't know how to write the word molesting.

"I puffed up my chest and asked: Why can't it be bad."

Sima Yunxue asked: "Then how will the maid answer you?"

"The maid didn't answer me, she just covered her mouth with the young lady and giggled."

Sima Yunxue teased with a smile: "I'm laughing at you kid who doesn't understand human affairs."

Xie Fu smiled: "Now I understand."

Sima Yunxue's snow-white face was slightly flushed, reddened to the temples, her cherry sandalwood lips were about to part, and she looked extremely shy.

Xie Fu said: "Understood, I will not dare to offend others."

Sima Yunxue said lightly: "My lord, tell me what you didn't understand before."

"Xiao Yun, you want to hear it."

"Yes, if you know more about your son's bad behavior, you can scold you in the future, so that you won't find anything wrong when you want to scold you."

"Satisfy you!"

After Xie Fu responded readily, he pondered: "But let me recall first, uh, most of them just ignore me."

Xie Fu thought for a long time, taking advantage of this quiet time, Sima Yunxue asked: "My lord, I think you are well-learned and talented, so you should come from a famous family. Why were you so uneducated when you were young?"

Logically speaking, if it is from a scholarly family, it is naturally no better than those urchins in the market.

Xie Fu smiled and said: "I have no parents since I was a child. Since my grandfather ignored me, no one cares about me. I am alone and lonely, so I take the initiative to find some friends. They will encourage me to do something. If I don't If I do it, they ignore me. In order to keep these friends, I just...do it, and then I met Mr. Yuanjing, and I read it wisely..."

Sima Yunxue felt distressed, but she gently hugged Xie Fu's head and buried it in her bosom, wanting to give him warmth, the other hand gently stroked Xie Fu's hair, touching the most tender side of the woman's heart. Showed it unabashedly.

Xie Fu was surprised at first, then enjoyed it, and finally said: "Xiao Yun, I'm so bored that I can't breathe."

This is probably the legendary slap in the face, and it also needs enough ups and downs to be refreshed when slapped in the face.

Sima Yunxue suddenly realized, she let go of her hands suddenly, and buried her head in Xie Fu's chest instead, hiding her embarrassment.

Xie Fu happily blurted out: "Yes!"

"What?" Sima Yunxue's voice was very low, like a bee buzzing and trembling in Xie Fu's chest.

"I remember one."

"Ah."

"Once I molested a noble lady."

Sima Yunxue smiled lightly: "Your Madam dares to tease me, I think I'll break your leg."

"That day, I was urged by a group of friends to stop a gorgeous sedan chair."

Sima Yunxue hummed.

"At that time, the maidservant who was leading the way gave me a hard stare. I was terrified in my heart, and immediately pretended to be righteous."

Sima Yunxue jokingly said, "Are you baring your teeth?"

"I didn't look in the mirror at the time, so I don't know."

Sima Yunxue let out a "chuck" and was amused again. She pinched Xie Fu secretly again with a smile, and reprimanded: "You are a big kid."

"The first time the maid opened her mouth was the roar of the Lion in the River East——little boy, what do you want to do!"

This sentence "What do you want to do?" Sima Yunxue couldn't help but think of the sentence "Even if you climb on top of me, it won't hurt me", she said with a light smile, "Yes, what do you want to do?" ?”

"I want to tease my wife!"

(End of this chapter)