Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 544 Calculation
Xie Fu chuckled: "Miss, call, if you don't have the strength, I'll call for you."

"You... aren't you afraid of death?"

Xie Fu smiled: "Isn't it a big joke to call someone over later and tell a blind man to watch you take a bath?"

Lin Zhongling asked doubtfully, "Are you blind?"

Xie Fu said proudly: "Yes, I didn't expect that."

Lin Zhongling stretched out his hand and gestured in front of Xie Fu. Seeing that Xie Fu didn't even blink, he was a little annoyed, "How can you be blind."

Xie Fu smiled: "Although Xiaosheng can't appreciate Miss's beauty, he can smell her fragrance."

Lin Zhongling had an idea: "Yes! You sniffed me!"

Xie Fu was amused: "It's not a crime to eavesdrop. Even if Miss sues the Jade Emperor in Heaven, it won't cure me of my crime."

"Silver thief, I will fight with you!"

Lin Zhongling was furious for a moment, and actually shouted: "There are silver thieves!"

Xie Fu immediately covered her face with his palm. He wanted to cover her mouth, but instead covered one of her eyes.

This made Lin Zhongling feel weird, did you cover the wrong place, and said coldly: "Don't be afraid, Miss Ben is going to fight it out."

Xie Fu hissed: "I just said that you invited me here, miss."

Lin Zhongling was furious: "You slandered me, obviously you broke in by yourself."

Xie Fu smiled: "Obviously what, I'm blind, how can I be so obvious." As he spoke, he gave Lin Zhongling a hook.

Lin Zhongling was shocked: "Don't touch me!"

Xie Fu said indifferently: "Who is still wearing clothes while taking a bath, who is slandering who, Miss Lin."

Only then did Lin Zhongling notice that the clothes hidden in the water had been brought out of the water by him.

Seeing the deeds revealed, Lin Zhongling didn't want to hide anymore, and said coldly: "You blind man is quite smart, I just want to kill you, unless you sign a contract of prostitution and agree to become my slave."

Xie Fu's expression was astonished, "Being your slave?" He said with a smile: "Miss, is it a sudden whim or premeditated?"

Lin Zhongling chuckled: "It's your luck that Miss Ben has a crush on you."

"Little girl, don't have such a big appetite. Be careful. I'm willing to be your slave, but you may not dare accept it."

"Joke, don't think that you are self-righteous because you are handsome, no matter how handsome you are, you are still a slave."

Xie Fu smiled and said: "Okay, then let the servant serve the waitress first."

Such a delicate and domineering young lady needs to be taught a lesson even if she is reasonable. I am afraid that those who are usually bullied by her will not dare to speak out because of her status.

If you do it, you will benefit the whole world. If I don’t go to hell, whoever goes to hell will go to hell.

Lin Zhongling suddenly cried out in pain.

……

In another elegant and quiet courtyard, Zhao, Lin, and Yang, three noble ladies, sat at a table together.

The three of them tasted tea and chatted while admiring the collections Mrs. Zhao brought out.

Compared with men who like to collect some calligraphy and painting treasures, Mrs. Madam prefers to collect clever makeup, clothing and jewelry.

Of course, it is not enough to be exquisite, but also rare enough to be difficult to buy in the market.

At this moment, there are already several things on the table, such as benzoin, linden incense, silk scarves, veils from the Western Regions...

The most dazzling thing is a women's underwear made of gold. The gold is melted into silk threads, and then woven into clothes, which are as beautiful as golden silk.

Gold is naturally nothing in the eyes of these noble ladies, mainly because of the superb craftsmanship.

Mrs. Zhao said with a smile: "It can be seen that the two ladies like this gold undercoat, so I am willing to part with it, but there is only one item, and I can't favor one over the other."

Mrs. Lin and Mrs. Yang smiled. Although this gold inner mask is rare, they really like it, but they won't put down their shame to fight.

A noble lady should have the elegance and calmness of a noble lady, but she can't be greedy when she sees something like a slut in the market.

Mrs. Zhao said with a smile: "But I have prepared some good things for you two."

As he spoke, he opened a brocade box on the table. On the yellow brocade cloth at the bottom of the box, there were two things the size of eggs, dark black in color, and pitted on the surface.

It is not an ordinary thing that Mrs. Zhao can take out for the two to appreciate. Mrs. Lin asked, "Mrs. Zhao, what is this?"

Mrs. Zhao smiled mysteriously: "This thing is called Qiamagu, and it is also called the Sacred Fruit of Longevity in Shangri-La."

Mrs. Yang heard the name and asked, "Is it edible? What effect does it have?"

Mrs. Zhao said in a low voice: "This one is for men to eat. After eating it, it will be the same as the boy..."

After listening to Mrs. Zhao's explanation of the wonderful use of this object, the two noble ladies Lin and Yang couldn't help but blushed slightly.

Mrs. Lin said softly: "But it will hurt the body?" All medicines are three-point poisonous, and these yang qi are even more powerful.

Mrs. Zhao heard Mrs. Lin's tone and knew that she was interested and wanted it, so she replied, "No, people there regard this as the holy fruit of longevity, and eating it can actually lead to a long and healthy life."

As he spoke, he brought another brocade box and gave it to the two of them.

The three ladies just smiled knowingly and didn't say much.

Just then, a maid led a man to the door.

Holding a piece of silk in both hands, the man respectfully said: "Ma'am, the silk has arrived."

Mrs. Zhao said with a smile: "Bring it in, Yu'er!"

The maid named Yu'er took the silk and satin carefully and brought it to Mrs. Zhao.

Mrs. Zhao opened the silk and said with a smile: "Two days ago, didn't you ask me what kind of silk and satin the clothes on my body were made of, so light and chic? No, I immediately sent someone to Suzhou and brought the silk and satin to the two of you." .”

As he spoke with a smile, he suddenly saw a group of yellow spots appearing on the ice-snow blue silk, and his expression changed suddenly, "Zhao Ping, come here."

The man thought his wife wanted a reward, so he bowed and approached.

Mrs. Zhao pointed to the yellow spot and asked, "Let me ask you, how much is your life worth? Is it worth my piece of silk?"

The man's complexion changed, and he immediately knelt down: "Madam, forgive me!"

Immediately after, he began to cry with snot and tears: "Yesterday, it was raining heavily on the road, and the road was muddy and rugged. Suddenly, the axle broke and the carriage fell sideways. Although I used my body to protect the silk, the silk was still wet and muddy. .”

As he spoke, he lifted up his sleeves, revealing a large scar on his arm.

Mrs. Zhao said lightly: "Yu'er, take him down to receive ten sticks for punishment."

The man kowtowed happily when he heard the words: "Thank you, madam!"

After the two servants withdrew, Mrs. Zhao sighed, "I'm sorry, I made you two so happy. This piece of fine silk can only be used as a foothold now."

Mrs. Lin smiled faintly: "We will take care of Mrs. Zhao's wishes, it will be done every two days, so why worry?"

"Ma'am, ma'am."

At this time, there was an urgent cry from outside.

The person who came was Mrs. Yang's personal maid, Xi'er.

Madam Yang asked aloud, "Xi'er, why are you in such a panic?"

Xi'er glanced at Mrs. Zhao and Mrs. Lin, and said softly, "Mrs. Zhao and Mrs. Lin are also here."

Mrs. Yang said: "It's okay to speak up if you have something to say."

Xi'er put on a brave face and said, "I saw a young master sneaking into Miss Lin's room."

(End of this chapter)