Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 576 Laughter
This account is not clear, one case after another, Wang Wan's fists rained down, and she was so happy that she wept and shed tears.

Xie Furen slapped Wang Wanzhi, and seeing her crying, he became even more nervous, and hurriedly asked, "What's the matter, what's the matter?"

Wang Wanzhi smiled through tears, threw herself into his arms like a little girl, and called out affectionately: "Brother~~"

The warm fragrance of nephrite was in his bosom, and the smell of orchid musk penetrated into Xie Fu's nasal cavity, refreshing his heart and soul. When he bowed his head, a beautiful and moving face came into his eyes, and he couldn't help but be deeply intoxicated.

Xie Fu said: "I can't bear it anymore."

Wang Wanzhi scratched Xie Fu's nose with his finger high, and said angrily, "You are really disappointed."

Xie Fu smiled wryly: "How can I bear this posture."

Wang Wanzhi took a look, she was sitting on his lap, leaning against his chest, with her lotus arms wrapped around his neck, she looked really attractive.

Her cheeks were flushed, revealing her shyness, she slightly opened her cherry mouth, revealing her white gourd teeth, concealing her shyness Gu Yi said: "I can't help it."

Xie Fu nodded vigorously.

"I don't believe you are such a decent person."

Wang Wanzhi's coquettish forehead pressed her smooth forehead against Xie Fu's well-defined chin, her appearance was sweet and charming.

Who can bear Wang Wanzhi's acting like a baby, even the gods will call me to be a mortal.

Xie Fu felt like a thousand-year-old ferocious beast that had broken its iron chain, revealing its hideousness and terror. It killed gods and Buddhas when it saw gods, causing harm to the world.

Wang Wanzhi immediately felt something, and jumped from Xie Fu's body like an electric shock, and looked at Xie Fu with his round eyes, so fierce!
Xie Fu shook the hem of his outer robe in embarrassment, "I told you I couldn't bear it, but you just don't believe it."

Wang Wanzhi covered her mouth and smiled softly, the bright and pure shadow under the light was beautiful and charming, coaxing: "It's really not good tonight, can you bear it for a while, and when the filial piety expires, you must be fine..."

Xie Fu laughed awkwardly: "I know, I know, who told you to try different ways to seduce me."

Wang Wanzhi said angrily, "Who tempted you!"

Xie Fu glanced at the charming Wang Wan at this moment, and simply closed his eyes.

Wang Wanzhi said loudly: "Send tea in Yanyu, let Xie Xianggong get rid of his anger."

There was a bang from outside the door.

Xie Fu whispered: "Yan Yu is eavesdropping."

If he wanted to steal his spirit, the people around ten feet away would not be able to hide, but Xie Fu didn't have such an idea at all, and his whole mind was on Wang Wanzhi, so it wasn't bad for a while.

Wang Wanzhi urged: "Yan Yu, didn't you hear that?"

"Yes, miss, I'll go right away."

The sound of light footsteps faded away, Wang Wanzhi said: "Don't make fun of her for a while, this girl has a thin skin."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Yan Yu is still thin-skinned!"

Wang Wanzhi said: "No matter how careless you are, it's still a daughter's house, so you should save her some face."

"You are so considerate of those around you, it's nice to be around you."

Wang Wanzhi laughed: "What are you envious of?"

Xie Fu said: "I want to be your dog's leg."

Wang Wanzhi slapped him, "Here again, why didn't I know you were so talkative before."

Xie Fu laughed loudly: "Don't you know how poor I am? Old man, you didn't mind at all before."

Wang Wanzhi smiled lightly. In the correspondence, both of them regarded each other as a free-spirited old urchin.

So you can talk about any topic, talk about everything, even such vile topics as shit and fart.

It's a strange relationship, without a mask, communicating with what's inside.

And even between husband and wife, there are some topics that need to be avoided.

But at this moment, the relationship between a man and a woman is a lover, and it seems to be covered with a hazy veil again. I don't know whether it is progress or regress.

There is progress and there is regress. If it is only Mr. Yuan Jing, a confidant needs to be treated with courtesy. Between her and Xie Fu, there is no need to be too particular about the difference between men and women.

Wang Wanzhi approached and said with a smile, "You idiot, why are you still closing your eyes?"

Xie Fu replied: "My heart is still beating, let's take it easy."

Wang Wanzhi lowered her head when she heard the words, and yelled, "Are you going to scare people to death? What little lady doesn't run away after seeing this."

Xie Fu said, "It's not like you don't know."

Wang Wanzhi moaned like a mosquito: "What do I know?" Then he said in a cold voice: "You just shut up, let it go!"

"Oh, so you're also shy."

Wang Wanzhi smiled wryly: "Wait for the tea to pour your anger out." She lowered her eyes and silently recited Wen Dao Pu'an's pure heart mantra.

She is sitting upright, making the lotus seal with her hands, the blush on her face is gradually fading away, her expression is calm and unworldly, her precious appearance is so solemn that people dare not look directly at her, and she is as holy as the Guanyin master who saves the masses.

Xie Fu also silently recited the Buddhist Lenghua Sutra.

Silently, Xie Fu opened his eyes and stood up.

Hearing the voice, Wang Wanzhi opened her eyes lightly, looked at Xie Fu's waist with a calm expression, and saw that he had put the knife into its sheath, and asked, "What are you doing?"

"pee."

Listening to the vulgar words, Wang Wanzhi couldn't help laughing: "I know who you are, you don't have to remind me all the time."

The two once discussed the origin of slang in the market, which is actually a direct and easy-to-understand artistic refinement, and if you want to use elegant language, you often need a series of procrastinated expressions.

Everyone understands that things that are open to the public can be passed on forever.

Like some ancient cultures, there is a lack of written records, and it can only be traced from some folk customs handed down and some stories passed down by word of mouth.

Thousands of years later, when you say pee, such a lively word, people at that time must know what it means.

When you say changing clothes, not everyone knows what you mean.

Xie Fu said: "But I have to adapt to the role."

Wang Wanzhi pointed at the curtain in the inner room: "There."

Xie Fu asked, "Shall we go together?"

Wang Wanzhi said lightly, "I'm not in a hurry."

Xie Fu opened the curtain and went in, Wang Wanzhi said again: "By the way, don't dirty my place."

Xie Fuying: "Where did you get dirty? Please explain clearly, I don't understand."

Wang Wanzhi said lightly, "You understand."

"I really don't understand."

"You must understand."

Yan Yu gently knocked on the door: "Miss, can I come in?"

"come in."

After getting permission, Yan Yu opened the door and walked in with a pot of hot tea. Seeing that Mr. Xie was not there, "Miss, what about others?"

"It's peeing."

Hearing the young lady's vulgar words, Yan Yu was dumbfounded, covering his mouth with his hands, with an expression of disbelief.

Wang Wanzhi smiled helplessly.

Xie Fu came out from behind the curtain and said hello: "Yan Yu."

Yan Yu smiled and called out, "Mr. Yuan Jing."

Xie Fu chuckled: "I laugh when I laugh."

"Back then, Miss was worried that you, an old man, would dislike her for being a girl, but now she is satisfied with being a man with a talent and a woman's appearance."

Wang Wanzhi blamed lightly: "Talk too much."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Yan Yu, what you said is wrong."

Yan Yu said loudly: "Mr. Yuan Jing please advise."

Xie Fu sat down and said with a smile: "She is a man with a good looks and a woman with talent. Wanzhi conquered me with her talent, and I conquered her with my masculinity."

(End of this chapter)