Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 867
Shocked and undecided, a mass of air fell to the ground as quickly as a meteorite, hitting a big hole, and there were countless cracks on the three-foot-thick martial field floor.

It was only then that everyone could see clearly that this air ball was Xie Fu and Mr. Ling who landed at the same time, and the two palms pressed against each other to fight for true energy.

Gu Quan in the study frowned deeply, do his own people need to make such a fuss?
If you want to see that he is not pleasing to the eye, give him a few words, and he will not dare to talk back.

Gu Yuyao asked, "Sister Yuling, what are they doing?"

There is such a comparison in the martial arts competition that the palms are relatively motionless.

Gu Yuling responded, "Strive for each other's true qi."

"What is true qi fighting, I have never seen it before."

Of course, it is rare, and this kind of situation needs to happen by chance and coincidence. Firstly, the two people's cultivation bases must be evenly matched, and secondly, the two people must have the act of facing each other at the same time.

Gu Yuling explained briefly.

Gu Yuyao asked again: "Then what's the situation now?"

"Forehead……"

Gu Yuling couldn't speak for a while, and said instead: "When we were young, we saw brute wrestling on the street. The situation is similar now, except that the brute fights for strength, and the two fight for true energy."

"In an evenly matched situation, it depends on whose endurance is better. The current situation is to see whose true energy is thicker and longer."

Gu Yuyao asked: "Then why don't you use all your true energy at once to knock down the opponent."

Gu Yuling smiled sweetly: "How much strength do you have, can you use it all at once? Strength goes to your flesh and blood, and you can exert strength as much strength as your flesh and blood can bear. It's like you can drain a pool of water bucket by bucket, But it’s impossible to pick up a pool of water all at once.”

"Similarly, when true energy travels through the tendons, the tendons also have a limit."

Gu Yuling made a popular analogy, and Gu Yuyao understood it immediately.

Xie Fu said to Mr. Ling: "Mr. Ling, shall we stop here?"

Mr. Ling responded firmly: "No! You must die!"

Listening to this tone, everyone only felt that the two had an irresolvable hatred for killing their father and taking their wife.

Xie Fu felt helpless, he wanted to stop, but this kind of situation requires the cooperation of the other party.

Duan Muci once told him that when encountering a real qi fight, one must not have the benevolence of a woman in his heart, let alone have the slightest thought of retreating from timidity.

Once the breath is collected, the opponent's true energy can be driven straight in through the Qi door of the Qi point, and the meridians are cut off instantly, and it is difficult for the Da Luo god to save.

In case of losing, you can do everything you can to trick the opponent into stopping and take the opportunity to kill the opponent.

I don't know whether I can bring back to life when my meridian is broken.

As soon as the idea came up, he was vetoed by himself, and he never risked his life and death for a Mr. Ling who had met once.

The best way now is to rely on one's own strong and long zhenqi background to procrastinate for a while, and then find a chance to let go when the opponent's zhenqi is weak.

I don't know how long it took, Xie Fu suddenly said in silence: "The breeze washes away the years, and the white temples give birth to the clothes. The gentleman's spirit nourishes the mountains and seas, and his demeanor enhances the years. The younger generation has surrendered."

Hearing this, Gu Yuling thought to himself, can't hold on anymore?It doesn't look like it.

Xie Fu felt that going on like this was not the way to go, so he thought about flattering him with some kind words first, and then slowly persuaded Mr. Ling to stop.

As a human being, sometimes the conflict of emotions is nothing more than fighting for breath, and he is willing to swallow it, but the other party has no reason to hold back.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Ling said solemnly: "You must die!"

Xie Fu blurted out: "Sir, I am against you..."

"Where did I hurt Mr. He, Mr. He insisted on killing me."

Mr. Ling looked down at the three holes in his clothes. Although he didn't say anything, he was obviously brooding.

Seeing this, Xie Fu shouted, "Aunt Yuyao."

"The breeze washes away the years...the white temples give birth to clothes..."

Gu Yuyao was muttering to herself when she suddenly heard Xie Fu calling her, and blurted out: "Sister-in-law, your poems are so tasteful and literary, and your martial arts are so advanced, you are really worthy of being a sister in the court. Peerless character."

Gu Yuyao's tone of voice has obviously changed towards Xie Fu, even showing admiration.

Xie Fu laughed and said, "What kind of poem, I read it fluently and make up ten words at random."

Gu Yuyao boasted fiercely: "Sister-in-law, you can make a poem out of random words, it's so full of charm, you're so talented."

Seeing Gu Yuyao praising herself so much, Xie Fu was not used to it, and didn't know how to respond for a while.

Gu Yuling understood the danger of fighting with each other, and seeing that the two of them were still chatting away, she reminded, "Yuyao, sister-in-law has something to call you."

Gu Yuyao said sweetly: "Sister-in-law, just tell me if you have anything to say."

Zhao Zilei and the four guards of the Gu family held the hilt of their swords tightly when they heard the words, and stood ready. If others dare to intervene, they will try their best to stop them.

"Even if you have any last words, I will definitely help you to make them properly."

Xie Fu choked when he heard the words, and the true energy coming out of his body suddenly stopped.

Mr. Ling's eyes turned cold, and he mobilized his true energy to attack the meridians in Xie Fu's body through the Qi point.

Xie Fu shivered, coughed, and pushed back with all his strength.

"Mr. Ling, don't use such force, I can't bear it, cough cough..."

"Sister-in-law, what's the matter with you?"

As Gu Yuyao said, she reached out and patted Xie Fu's back gently.

Gu Yuling exclaimed: "Yuyao, don't move."

It's a pity that it was too late, Gu Yuyao's hands were stuck on Xie Fu's back just as they touched her.

Gu Yuyao yelled: "What are you doing wrong, I just want to help you beat your back."

Xie Fu smiled wryly in his heart, my life is at stake now, so I don't have time to play tricks on you.

Gu Yuling explained: "My brother-in-law didn't do anything bad to you, and he couldn't help himself. They fought each other with true qi, and the Qi points all over their bodies let out the old and inhaled the new..."

After Gu Yuling's complicated explanation, Gu Yuyao understood that she couldn't let go of her hand for the time being, and asked, "Sister Yuling, what should I do now?"

Gu Yuling didn't know what to do, she had never encountered such a situation before, so she asked Xie Fu, "Sister-in-law, what should I do now?"

Xie Fudan said: "I got away, and my aunt got away naturally."

Gu Yuyao didn't seem to be very concerned about her own safety. Taking this opportunity, she rubbed Xie Fu's back with her hands secretly, and said with concern: "Sister-in-law, are you feeling better?"

Xie Fuha smiled: "To relieve cough and reduce phlegm, you need two pieces of tangerine peel, so you don't cough anymore."

Gu Yuyao wondered: "What tangerine peel, where did you get the tangerine peel?"

"In my aunt's clothes, in my heart."

"Where did I get the tangerine peel in my clothes? If there is any, I'll give it to you right away."

Xie Fu choked and coughed again.

[To relieve cough and reduce phlegm, you need two slices of tangerine peel] is a slang in the Huaizuo area.

This slang term comes from an ancient story. A scholar contracted a cold and coughed repeatedly. His lover personally sent two pieces of tangerine peel, and the scholar's cold immediately recovered and he stopped coughing.

When the third party saw it, they joked [To relieve cough and reduce phlegm, you need two slices of tangerine peel].

Later, this sentence was extended to: If you have any disease, once the medicine of the little lady arrives, all diseases will be cured.

And because the tangerine peel is similar to a certain place on the woman's body, the two pieces of tangerine peel also implicitly refer to the woman's wonderful place.

In the Huaizuo area, men sometimes use [two pieces of tangerine peel] to make fun of each other.

Shrewd women in the marketplace sometimes say the word "two pieces of tangerine peel" to ridicule and scold the street.

[Eat tangerine peel] has also become a new slang.

Xie Fu has been in the market since he was a child, and he has heard vulgar and direct slang in the market.

Speaking of which, he used to be a naughty boy, and he used to speak fragrantly. As he read more books, he gradually became dignified and gentle.

Seeing that Xie Fu coughed again, Gu Yuyao frowned and said, "Why is it coughing again, where can I find tangerine peel now, not to mention I can't get away."

Gu Yushan was stunned, now is the time to discuss coughing?This matter is very important and must be resolved immediately?Can't drag it back?
Xie Fu changed the subject and said: "Don't mention the tangerine peel, you dig a few holes in my clothes."

Gu Yuyao was curious: "Why?"

Xie Fu said calmly: "Let Mr. Ling calm down."

Gu Yuyao asked, "Why would Mr. Ling lose his temper by digging a few holes in your clothes?"

Gu Yushan was getting impatient, and said in a bad mood: "Sister, just do it if you tell me, what are you doing?"

Gu Yuyao pulled hard with her hands, only to hear a hiss, and directly pulled out a hole in her clothes.

"Oops, too much force."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Continue."

After hearing a few hisses, the clothes on Xie Fu's back became tattered.

Xie Fu said respectfully to Mr. Ling: "Mr. Ling, I am sorry for the embarrassment. I don't know if you can calm down now."

Mr. Ling snorted coldly in his heart, that's it!You may be thinking too simply, "Unless..." These words were originally in your heart, but you blurted them out subconsciously, and stopped suddenly.

Seeing that Mr. Ling seemed to be loose, Xie Fu asked, "Unless there is something, sir, it's okay to just say it."

Mr. Ling sneered in his heart, dare to pick on me!Suffering such a great humiliation, only by eunuching can I dispel the anger in my heart, but I snorted coldly.

Xie Fu was a little helpless, this Mr. Ling didn't have the demeanor of a high scholar at all, on the contrary he was a chicken belly.

Gu Yuyao realized later: "It's getting more and more like this, sister-in-law, you have a broad mind, wider than the sky and the sea."

"Only a talented person with a broad mind like you can write a poem with charm like [the breeze washes away the years, and the white temples give birth to clothes]."

Gu Yushan only felt that the girl was so flattering and flattering that she was shameless.

"Auntie, I've won the prize."

"Sister-in-law, can you write some more poems for me?"

I'm struggling with people now, you asked me to write poems for you, isn't that too much to ask, Xie Fu simply put it off: "I can't write any good poems for a while."

"Forehead……"

After thinking about it for a while, Gu Yuyao said, "How about this, brother-in-law, you are such a talent, you should be good at poetry."

With all the big hats of Gaocai buckled down, you can't say no, and you should say: "So-so."

Gu Yuyao was as excited as a little girl: "I'll go out first, you're right."

"it is good."

"Let's start with a simple one. There is no gentleman under the pomegranate's skirt."

Xie Fu blurted out: "There are guests from the willow bushes."

"Young people wait to know the meaning of falling flowers."

"My aunt is already cuddling with others."

Gu Yuyao spat: "Fart!"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I can't be right about single characters."

The couplets of the two lines of the poem should pay attention to the neatness of the antithesis, as long as the rhyme is consistent, there is no requirement for the level of the whole poem.

Generally, there are four characters, five characters, seven characters, eight characters, and nine characters. Xie Fu really doesn't understand the one character.

(End of this chapter)