Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 873
Xie Fu was stunned for a moment, secretly happy in his heart, this bitter trick really works, it seems that sometimes tricks are more useful than sincerity, and sincerity is useless.

"This..." Xie Fu took the bag with trembling hands.

Gu Lushi said coldly: "I only have one request. Even if you are disabled, you have to come back to me. I don't want to bother changing my son-in-law."

Xie Fu's eyes moved: "Mother-in-law..." He tried his best to express all his emotions through his eyes.

Gu Lushi has never seen such emotional eyes in his life, washing his heart and soul like a stormy sea.

Immediately feeling overwhelmed, he poked Xie Fu's chest with his finger and asked domineeringly, "Did you hear that?"

Xie Fu nodded.

Poking and poking, I suddenly remembered what happened today, and twisted my two fingers with secret strength, telling you to pick me today, and I will pick it back now.

Being twisted, Xie Fu's lips trembled and deformed slightly, half a smile was not a smile, and a half cry was not a cry.

This hand strength can feel the emotional excitement of the mother-in-law, and he could have resisted it with luck, for fear of hurting the compassionate mother-in-law.

Instead of resisting or resisting, he even puffed up his chest, as if asking for a twist.

Gu Lushi regained his place, and half of his frustration today has subsided, so he let go of his hands.

With some cloth crumbs in his hands, he looked at Xie Fu's chest belatedly, and saw a hole in his clothes, and his chest was swollen at the opening.

I thought to myself, good boy, he has a bit of conscience, knows how to let go of his true energy, and doesn't resist.

This person is really hated and can't be hated, no wonder Xianting likes him so much.

"Master-in-law, I will return this bag of real polystones to you."

Without mentioning Juzhen Stone, Gu Lushi became angry, and said angrily: "Can you pay it back?" This is all her belongings after all the hard work, and she is dying of heartache.

Xie Fu Surong said: "It must be paid back!"

As he said that, in front of Gu Lushi, he counted them one by one: "One, two, three..."

Gu Lushi listened to Xie Fu's counting, the white skin on his face twitched uncontrollably, his originally pretty face also became unattractive, his eyes blinked, and he felt like he was about to cry.

I think back then, in order to snatch a true gathering stone, she would not hesitate to travel thousands of miles, facing dozens of masters alone...

God, what crime did I do to have such a son-in-law!

Xie Fu counted and reported a number: "My lord mother-in-law, plus the three just now, the total is 29."

29 pieces!Each one struck Gu Lushi's mind like a thunderbolt, a total of 29 strikes, leaving her mind blank, never before in her life...

"Mother-in-law, I'm leaving."

I left, talking so lightly, as if I just took a bag of food from me, and what you took away was my life. Roots.

Xie Fu walked to the door and turned around suddenly: "My lord mother-in-law, that's right."

When Xie Fu stopped, Gu Lushi was terrified, and said miserably, "I have nothing."

Xie Fu hesitated.

Gu Lushi said angrily: "I've given you what should be given to you, what else do you want?"

"Are you going to squeeze me out before giving up?"

Gu Lu's mouth flowed like a river, and he took out a pill from his pocket: "I'll get this treasure for you too."

Xie Fuli sniffed a tangy fragrance, took a look, and saw that the elixir was creamy and snowy on the outside, and fragrant in liquid.

"Mother-in-law, what is this?"

Gu Lushi snorted coldly in his heart, and when he saw a good thing, he immediately looked greedy, and said lightly: "This is a good thing to increase the cultivation of true energy."

Xie Fu heard the words, afraid that this good thing would be taken back by Gu Lushi, he opened his mouth and stuffed the pill into his mouth, and swallowed it into his stomach.But he has no doubts about his mother-in-law.

Seeing this, Gu Lushi sneered and made you greedy, this time you are not in my lady's hands.

At this time, Xie Fu did not smudge, took out something wrapped in a brocade handkerchief from his pocket, and offered it: "My lord mother-in-law, this is to honor you."

Gu Lushi asked, "What?"

"I don't know how to say it, my mother-in-law will know when she opens it."

Curiously, Gu Lushi opened the brocade handkerchief, only to see that there were some women's toiletry items such as face cream and mouth cream inside.

Gu Lushi's face changed slightly, why did you give me these things, could it be that this flirtatious bastard even wanted to seduce me, combined with Xie Fu's faltering look just now, he became more determined.

What a despicable and shameless bastard, but he said indifferently: "Why do you send me these things?"

Xie Fu smiled shyly: "Actually, this is a gift I prepared to give to my mother-in-law early in the morning."

Gu Lushi said coldly: "Is it appropriate to give me these things?"

"It's a bit inappropriate, so my son-in-law has been hesitant to take it out."

Gu Lushi said coldly: "What do you think!"

"On the day I got married with Xianting, the mother-in-law gave my son-in-law a generous gift. The son-in-law has been thinking about how to return the gift. The mother-in-law has no worries about food, clothes, gold, silver or jewelry. This gift really troubles my son-in-law. .”

Gu Lushi glanced at Xie Fu when he heard this, you are so attentive.

Xie Fu continued: "My son-in-law thinks it over and over again, what my mother-in-law lacks is probably eternal youth, to resist the passage of time."

This rotten thing wants to exchange for my true gathering stone, Gu Lushi smiled contemptuously: "Will I be short of this thing?"

He said in a strange voice: "But I still thank you for your kindness."

Xie Fu said: "Although they are all ordinary items, they are the same thing but different in quality."

Pointing to one of them, he introduced: "This is a black crow, the eyebrows drawn with this are thick and black, better than that Qingshan Meidai, better than that pair of eight-year-old girls."

Interested, Gu Lushi picked it up on the tip of his nose and sniffed lightly, a faint fragrance came, but it was not the fragrance of ink.

Aristocratic women mostly use expensive snail ink for their thrushes, and the materials for making snail ink are woad and wood indigo, which are not expensive in themselves, but are mainly complicated to make and expensive.

This is the first time Gu Lushi has seen this kind of thrush material, "What material is this made of?"

Xie Fu replied: "My son-in-law doesn't know either, but I only know that black crows are very rare. I think my mother-in-law has them, but other women don't. Only then are you noble and worthy of your mother-in-law."

This small mouth is as sweet as honey, how many women can live with it, I am afraid that Xianting will be like that concubine in the palace in the future, and will inevitably be neglected.

The only way to prevent it is to cut off the romantic root, but once it is cut off, what will my daughter do.

In fact, Gu Lushi was wrong. Xie Fu was more dignified and courteous towards women of his generation, but he was more tactful and frivolous towards older women.

"Where is this thing?"

"From Xuandan Zhai."

"Oh, Xuantanzhai, did you spend a lot of money?"

Xuantanzhai is synonymous with luxury, and there is nothing cheap in it.

Xie Fu said: "You can't buy this with silver." Then he added: "If you can buy it with silver, it is not worthy of your mother-in-law."

Gu Lushi smiled slightly: "If I see other people using it, I'll throw it away."

Xie Fu then introduced other things: "My lord, this is Hongxue."

Gu Lushi said lightly: "No, it's Rouge."

Xie Fu said embarrassingly: "It's not just about applying color, but after applying the red snow, it can also make the skin supple, crystal clear, ruddy and attractive, even more beautiful than that eight-year-old girl."

Gu Lushi looked at Xie Fu's winking expression coldly, Xie Fu immediately restrained his flattering smile, he was indeed trying to curry favor with his mother-in-law.

Gu Lushi said lightly: "If it doesn't have this effect, I'll throw it away too."

"Mother-in-law, this is Zixue."

Gu Lushi took a closer look and asked, "Where did you wipe this?"

"Mother-in-law, this is lip balm."

Gu Lushi frowned: "I painted this color on my lips, they are so purple, don't they look like that terminally ill person."

"No, no, it will be more mysterious, glamorous and noble, why don't you try it now, mother-in-law."

Gu Lu's murmured, Xie Fu hehe: "After the son-in-law is gone, the mother-in-law can give it a try."

Seeing that Gu Lushi glanced at a red paste, Xie Fu introduced: "This is Zhixiang, but..."

Gu Lushi interrupted: "Okay, I'll study this slowly."

Gu Lushi himself is a master of incense use and is proficient in the way of combining incense. Just now, he has sniffed out that it contains Sufang, Anxi, Suhe, borneol, Lingling, Gansong... and more than a dozen kinds of spices.

There are rare fennel fruit and nutmeg in it, these two can have the effect of Cui Qing, I am afraid that the son-in-law will say something embarrassing.

"The son-in-law bid farewell."

Gu Lushi waved lightly: "Let's go."

If we stay any longer, it will be midnight.

……

On the open space outside Suzhou city, there were towering heads, but there were two armies camped here.

At the beginning, the Li Clan Li Huirong mobilized various troops to clear the forest and set up camp here to rescue the victims, but now the empty site has become an excellent place for the army to station.

The two armies were separated by a distance of tens of feet, and the soldiers of both sides looked at each other from time to time, and it could be seen from the clothes of the two sides that they belonged to different camps.

One of them is the Suzhou Zhechong Prefecture Army, led by Zhu Shaozhi, the captain of Suzhou Zhechong.

The other is the Changzhou Zhechong Army, led by Changzhou Zhechong Captain Zhang Shiyi.

The two armies belonged to different regions and also belonged to different guards. The Suzhou Zhechong Mansion Army was one of the Zhechong Mansions under the command of the Shesheng Guard Army, while the Changzhou Zhechong Mansion was under the Leopard Cavalry Guard Army.

Generally speaking, two different armies gather together, mostly to jointly suppress bandits or suppress rebellions.

However, both sides looked at each other fiercely and were ready to fight, but they seemed to be enemies.

Take Suzhou Zhechong Prefecture Army as an example, the Battalions of Tunqi, Bawu, and Bow Shooting are all in a posture of fighting at any time.

As for the Zhechong government army in Changzhou, the soldiers wore military uniforms, held weapons, and horses lined up neatly, as if charging at any time in front of the friendly army.

This distance of several tens of feet only needs a snap of fingers, and the two sides can immediately fight together.

From a distance, Zhu Shaozhi looked at Zhang Shiyi, and Zhang Shiyi also looked at Zhu Shaozhi.

The two sides just kept fighting like this, and let the time pass silently.

Seeing Xiangwu from the morning, and seeing the sun slowly tilting now from Xiangwu.

With three drumbeats from each other's camps, the tense and serious atmosphere before immediately relaxed.

It was time for the meal, and after posing for a day and fighting eyes for a day, the two sides were already hungry.

The Suzhou Zhechong government army withdrew their combat stance and returned to the center of the camp one after another, preparing to eat.

(End of this chapter)