Xiaosheng is not a nerd
Chapter 898
Chapter 898
It was just a faint sentence, which already made Xie Fu feel ashamed. He picked up a spring plate and said, "May I feed you?"
Chunpan moved to Tantai Heqing's mouth, Tantai Heqing looked up at him, and saw the bright lip marks on Xie Fu's left and right cheeks, took out a silk handkerchief and gently wiped the lip fat on Xie Fu's face, He said softly, "Stupid."
Xie Fu asked suspiciously, "What's so stupid?"
"Wipe off the lip print next time, don't let me see it."
Xie Fu exclaimed, only to find that the Tantai Crane Love silk handkerchief was stained with red lip balm.
Seeing his belated appearance, Tantai Heqing couldn't help smiling, and forgave her, this scene is really not annoying.
"Heqing, listen to my explanation..."
Tantai Heqing interrupted coldly: "Shut up!"
Xie Fu who was interrupted paused for a moment, and continued: "The process is like this..."
Tantai Heqing interrupted again: "I tell you to shut up! I have clearly seen the whole process, a group of brothel girls are throwing themselves into your arms, and you are embracing you left and right, and you don't want to leave."
Xie Fu smiled and said, "But only for you."
"Young Master Xie is really not the kind of person you think Madam."
Xie Fu finally couldn't help but said: "Don't feel bad, it's really not what you think."
Tantai Heqing withdrew her hand and smiled lightly: "I'm not a shrew."
Tang's mother smiled and said, "Mrs. Xie, I'm really sorry, we're here to make an apology."
"All the men in the world are good-for-nothing."
So they told some interesting things about how they knew Xie Fu.
Tantai Heqing was almost amused, but managed to hold back, and snorted coldly: "Are you here to show off your might?"
At this moment, under the leadership of Mama Tang, a group of brothel ladies in Lingyun Building timidly walked this way.
Tantai Heqing sneered.
Lingyun Building is the most upscale first-class brothel in Yangzhou. It usually costs five taels of silver to enter the door, and you may not be able to see the ladies of the brothel.
Tang's mother said in a peacemaker's tone: "Mrs. Xie, don't hurt the harmony of your husband and wife because of us irrelevant people."
Before leaving, all the ladies from the brothel still winked at Xie Fu, as if they wanted to come here often.
Of course, the women in the brothel were not happy, but Mama Tang was clever, and she helped Mr. Xie pass the barrier in front of him before saying, "Okay, Mrs. Xie, don't worry, I will be responsible for stopping Mr. Xie when he comes to the door." , will never let him step into the gate."
When Tantai He heard the words, his face blushed quietly, and he changed the subject: "Were you really so serious before?"
Mother Tang and the others approached, and Xie Fu said with a sad face, "Oh, my good sisters, please forgive me."
"Lust and precepts are the number one precept in my Xie family. I am not young enough to break it."
Tantai Heqing's expression was indifferent, he didn't lose his temper, and he didn't blame anything, as if the matter had been exposed in a daze.
The word Mrs. Xie came to her ears, and Tantai He's heart skipped a beat, she was so satisfied that she finally accepted his surname.
"To shut up!"
Xie Fu's head looks big when he sees it, isn't it messy enough?
Xie Fu winked and waved secretly, signaling them not to come over, but to go back quickly.
Xie Fu smiled wryly and said, "Am I so happy to miss leaving? I clearly..."
Xie Fu pretended not to see it, and the passers-by and the sixteen men salivated at her leaving.
Immediately a brothel lady responded: "Young Master Xie is the most honest and responsible person I have ever met."
After a while, he choked out another sentence: "Please forgive me."
"Yeah, don't you believe me, we have never seen this kind of man, who doesn't have any sexual desires."
"Noisy, noisy, all right, let's all go back."
Tantai Heqing's tone was not friendly: "Then who is he?"
Tantaihe looked at Xie Fu in surprise, are you so steadfast?
Xie Fu smiled and said, "Yes, I am the same."
Tantai Heqing actually smiled, and said softly: "What's wrong with you, how can you say such things."
It was really rare to see so many beautiful ladies from the brothel together, but the passers-by and those sixteen men were drooling.
One sentence blocked Xie Fu, making him unable to do anything.
As he said that, he winked at all the girls, and all the girls understood immediately, and saluted in unison: "Mrs. Xie, I would like to apologize to you."
Xie Fu was so moved. After being fairies for so long, you finally became human for the first time.
Xie Fu grabbed her hand: "Come on, you can hit wherever you want, as long as you can vent your anger." Right or wrong, let's accept the punishment first.
Tantai Heqing looked at the men around him, then at Xie Fu, but felt that Xie Fu was abnormal, and said sarcastically, "Okay, stop pretending."
Hui Bo answered with a smile: "So we also like to make fun of Mr. Xie, and we are not afraid of what Mr. Xie will do to us. If it were any other man, he would have jumped on him in a hurry. Sisters, what do you say? Yes or no?"
"It's more reassuring than staying with a woman. If you take the initiative to pull Mr. Xie's hand and stretch it towards the skirt, Mr. Xie will retract it for you."
Xie Fu said, "What should I pretend?"
Xie Fu said softly: "Now that you have a wife, you don't have to hold back, you can put all your energy on your wife."
Xie Fu puffed out his chest proudly, as if I was this kind of person before.
Xie Fu had never been so awkward in his life, he couldn't speak, his whole body was weak and he couldn't exert himself.
Tantai Crane spat affectionately, "I'm afraid you won't be able to finish it, so I'll steal it."
Xie Fu closed his mouth, and Tantai Heqing stuffed a spring plate into his mouth, "I haven't eaten since getting off the boat, let's eat something."
This expression fell into Tantai Heqing's eyes, and he felt a little distressed, hmph, the more the better next time.
Tantaihe said with a sigh: "Then can I commit the crime now?"
This thank you madam made Tantai Heqing's heart burst into joy, "Okay, you are not allowed to come near my house again...my husband and wife." Taking advantage of this opportunity, Tantai Heqing simply swore an oath of sovereignty.
Tantai Heqing smiled lightly: "Does it seem uncomfortable for me?"
Xie Fu ate the spring plate silently, he couldn't speak the words in his heart, it was too uncomfortable, he looked at Tantai Heqing's face from time to time.
Tantai He sneered affectionately: "Be honest and do your duty?"
If this kind of thing didn't happen for real, it would be impossible to make it up. Gui Fang suddenly laughed: "We have always suspected that Mr. Xie is an eunuch, but we just suffer from lack of evidence."
Xie Fu hugged Tantai Crane Qing and coaxed him: "My love, why are you so jealous? Just tell me, which one of them is better than you, I will never be so stupid as to throw away my treasure and go graze Bar."
"Who knows you, maybe... maybe they have a lot of tricks."
Xie Fu smiled: "They are all virgins, they just have the ability to play tricks. If it comes to tricks, they are not as experienced as you."
Tantai Heqing blushed, and spat, "Okay, I'm going home."
(End of this chapter)
It was just a faint sentence, which already made Xie Fu feel ashamed. He picked up a spring plate and said, "May I feed you?"
Chunpan moved to Tantai Heqing's mouth, Tantai Heqing looked up at him, and saw the bright lip marks on Xie Fu's left and right cheeks, took out a silk handkerchief and gently wiped the lip fat on Xie Fu's face, He said softly, "Stupid."
Xie Fu asked suspiciously, "What's so stupid?"
"Wipe off the lip print next time, don't let me see it."
Xie Fu exclaimed, only to find that the Tantai Crane Love silk handkerchief was stained with red lip balm.
Seeing his belated appearance, Tantai Heqing couldn't help smiling, and forgave her, this scene is really not annoying.
"Heqing, listen to my explanation..."
Tantai Heqing interrupted coldly: "Shut up!"
Xie Fu who was interrupted paused for a moment, and continued: "The process is like this..."
Tantai Heqing interrupted again: "I tell you to shut up! I have clearly seen the whole process, a group of brothel girls are throwing themselves into your arms, and you are embracing you left and right, and you don't want to leave."
Xie Fu smiled and said, "But only for you."
"Young Master Xie is really not the kind of person you think Madam."
Xie Fu finally couldn't help but said: "Don't feel bad, it's really not what you think."
Tantai Heqing withdrew her hand and smiled lightly: "I'm not a shrew."
Tang's mother smiled and said, "Mrs. Xie, I'm really sorry, we're here to make an apology."
"All the men in the world are good-for-nothing."
So they told some interesting things about how they knew Xie Fu.
Tantai Heqing was almost amused, but managed to hold back, and snorted coldly: "Are you here to show off your might?"
At this moment, under the leadership of Mama Tang, a group of brothel ladies in Lingyun Building timidly walked this way.
Tantai Heqing sneered.
Lingyun Building is the most upscale first-class brothel in Yangzhou. It usually costs five taels of silver to enter the door, and you may not be able to see the ladies of the brothel.
Tang's mother said in a peacemaker's tone: "Mrs. Xie, don't hurt the harmony of your husband and wife because of us irrelevant people."
Before leaving, all the ladies from the brothel still winked at Xie Fu, as if they wanted to come here often.
Of course, the women in the brothel were not happy, but Mama Tang was clever, and she helped Mr. Xie pass the barrier in front of him before saying, "Okay, Mrs. Xie, don't worry, I will be responsible for stopping Mr. Xie when he comes to the door." , will never let him step into the gate."
When Tantai He heard the words, his face blushed quietly, and he changed the subject: "Were you really so serious before?"
Mother Tang and the others approached, and Xie Fu said with a sad face, "Oh, my good sisters, please forgive me."
"Lust and precepts are the number one precept in my Xie family. I am not young enough to break it."
Tantai Heqing's expression was indifferent, he didn't lose his temper, and he didn't blame anything, as if the matter had been exposed in a daze.
The word Mrs. Xie came to her ears, and Tantai He's heart skipped a beat, she was so satisfied that she finally accepted his surname.
"To shut up!"
Xie Fu's head looks big when he sees it, isn't it messy enough?
Xie Fu winked and waved secretly, signaling them not to come over, but to go back quickly.
Xie Fu smiled wryly and said, "Am I so happy to miss leaving? I clearly..."
Xie Fu pretended not to see it, and the passers-by and the sixteen men salivated at her leaving.
Immediately a brothel lady responded: "Young Master Xie is the most honest and responsible person I have ever met."
After a while, he choked out another sentence: "Please forgive me."
"Yeah, don't you believe me, we have never seen this kind of man, who doesn't have any sexual desires."
"Noisy, noisy, all right, let's all go back."
Tantai Heqing's tone was not friendly: "Then who is he?"
Tantaihe looked at Xie Fu in surprise, are you so steadfast?
Xie Fu smiled and said, "Yes, I am the same."
Tantai Heqing actually smiled, and said softly: "What's wrong with you, how can you say such things."
It was really rare to see so many beautiful ladies from the brothel together, but the passers-by and those sixteen men were drooling.
One sentence blocked Xie Fu, making him unable to do anything.
As he said that, he winked at all the girls, and all the girls understood immediately, and saluted in unison: "Mrs. Xie, I would like to apologize to you."
Xie Fu was so moved. After being fairies for so long, you finally became human for the first time.
Xie Fu grabbed her hand: "Come on, you can hit wherever you want, as long as you can vent your anger." Right or wrong, let's accept the punishment first.
Tantai Heqing looked at the men around him, then at Xie Fu, but felt that Xie Fu was abnormal, and said sarcastically, "Okay, stop pretending."
Hui Bo answered with a smile: "So we also like to make fun of Mr. Xie, and we are not afraid of what Mr. Xie will do to us. If it were any other man, he would have jumped on him in a hurry. Sisters, what do you say? Yes or no?"
"It's more reassuring than staying with a woman. If you take the initiative to pull Mr. Xie's hand and stretch it towards the skirt, Mr. Xie will retract it for you."
Xie Fu said, "What should I pretend?"
Xie Fu said softly: "Now that you have a wife, you don't have to hold back, you can put all your energy on your wife."
Xie Fu puffed out his chest proudly, as if I was this kind of person before.
Xie Fu had never been so awkward in his life, he couldn't speak, his whole body was weak and he couldn't exert himself.
Tantai Crane spat affectionately, "I'm afraid you won't be able to finish it, so I'll steal it."
Xie Fu closed his mouth, and Tantai Heqing stuffed a spring plate into his mouth, "I haven't eaten since getting off the boat, let's eat something."
This expression fell into Tantai Heqing's eyes, and he felt a little distressed, hmph, the more the better next time.
Tantaihe said with a sigh: "Then can I commit the crime now?"
This thank you madam made Tantai Heqing's heart burst into joy, "Okay, you are not allowed to come near my house again...my husband and wife." Taking advantage of this opportunity, Tantai Heqing simply swore an oath of sovereignty.
Tantai Heqing smiled lightly: "Does it seem uncomfortable for me?"
Xie Fu ate the spring plate silently, he couldn't speak the words in his heart, it was too uncomfortable, he looked at Tantai Heqing's face from time to time.
Tantai He sneered affectionately: "Be honest and do your duty?"
If this kind of thing didn't happen for real, it would be impossible to make it up. Gui Fang suddenly laughed: "We have always suspected that Mr. Xie is an eunuch, but we just suffer from lack of evidence."
Xie Fu hugged Tantai Crane Qing and coaxed him: "My love, why are you so jealous? Just tell me, which one of them is better than you, I will never be so stupid as to throw away my treasure and go graze Bar."
"Who knows you, maybe... maybe they have a lot of tricks."
Xie Fu smiled: "They are all virgins, they just have the ability to play tricks. If it comes to tricks, they are not as experienced as you."
Tantai Heqing blushed, and spat, "Okay, I'm going home."
(End of this chapter)
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