Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 971
"Okay."

Li Huirong's voice came weakly: "I didn't sleep last night, and I can prove that Mr. Xie stayed where he was from the beginning to the end."

Gu Yuling was taken aback, and looked at Xie Fu, seeing his mouth curled up angrily, as if he had grown a beard, thinking to himself, could it be a dream.

But I still remember his shameless words and extremely obscene behavior, as well as the pants under her skirt...

Gu Yuling carefully recalled the cause of the whole incident, but there was no beginning and no tail, only some intermittent fragments. By the way, she even asked herself to undress him, but there were only two pieces of cloth on him.

Oh, why am I so muddled, I can't even tell the difference between dreams and reality, and I still have such dreams.

Gently looking at Xie Fu, he said weakly: "Sister-in-law..."

Xie Fu snorted coldly and turned his back.

Embarrassed and guilty, Gu Yuling said in a good voice: "Sister-in-law, I am very sorry, please forgive me."

"Auntie, I didn't expect you to treat me as that kind of person, which makes me very angry and sad."

Ever since the Nestorian saintess appeared to tease Xie Fu, Yu Baiyi has been forbearance and restraint. Seeing that Xie Fu has been cooperating, he finally couldn't help cursing: "Demon girl, you don't follow your own virtues, even beggars don't look down on you." You have no shame."

"Your lips are a little dry."

This made Xie Fu feel that Gu Yuling was very cute and amiable, not as cold as he imagined. "

"Yu bitch, are you jealous of me? Don't you see that Fu Lang and I are getting along."

Yu Baiyi's face immediately became gloomy, but Xie Fu smiled and said: "Soldiers are not tired of deceit, first survive and then find a way to get out, so as to avenge the big revenge. It's not wrong to die of starvation and thirst here."

Lan Ning didn't seem to be angry, and responded with a smile: "Fu Lang said he doesn't mind."

Yu Baiyi was shocked when he heard the words, and suddenly looked at Xie Fu, as if he wanted to get his answer.

Yu Baiyi glared at Xie Fu, looked up at the mouth of the light, and said with a sneer: "You can believe what the man says."

"How about this……"

Yu Baiyi saw that Xie Fu's words were spineless, and thought to himself, could it be that he couldn't bear it and wanted to compromise, you must know that they survived until they died, how could a majestic man be so dishonest.

Xie Fu smiled helplessly: "Really?"

Gu Yuling said anxiously: "You don't know how bad and nasty you are, if I don't want to, you just..." Gu Yuling blushed as she spoke, she couldn't even imagine the process.

Gu Yuling said lightly: "I'm sullen, wouldn't you be even more angry?"

"You bitch, I really want a man to fuck, but how does it feel if the man doesn't want to fuck you? Goose goose..."

Even Gu Yuling could see that the Nestorian saintess was deliberately provoking and humiliating, but Yu Baiyi was still furious: "Bitch, what are you talking about!"

"They said no more!"

Xie Fu was overjoyed when he heard Lanning's voice, and responded brightly, "I'm thirsty and hungry."

This pheasant is not much bigger than a slap in the palm, and the water sac dangling is only half a sac.

"Can you think about it?"

Yu Baiyi was puzzled, had he also been given a secret seal?

"Shouldn't you say something nice first?"

Yu Baiyi actually felt that it made some sense.

At this time, the voice of a Nestorian saint came from Shangguangkou: "Fu Lang, have you thought it through?"

Feeling Gu Yuling approaching him, Xie Fu snorted coldly in his heart, saying it was useless, I am also a person with a temper, don't think I am easy to get along with.

The jade pendant on the palm of her hand still radiated her body temperature. There was a spirit character engraved on the jade pendant. It was flawless, clear and delicate, just like her.

Xie Fu asked back: "Am I cheap?"

Seeing that Lan Ning did not respond for a long time, Xie Fu shouted loudly: "I am thirsty and hungry, do you want to starve your lover to death?"

Lan Ning is indeed quite perverted. Many of her behaviors are beyond my comprehension as a person or as a man.

"Dreams are none of my business!"

Xie Fu smiled in his heart, what do you know, I want to be confident.

Gu Yuling burst out laughing.

Xie Futangtang faced Gu Yuling directly: "You say I'm bad, I'm obscene."

"She tortured you so much, you still have no shame to curry favor with her, isn't it cheap enough?"

Gu Yuling shook her head lightly: "That's why I was so angry and sad when you did that to me."

Yu Baiyi couldn't help but sneer: "Don't you know that cheap bones are even more contemptible?"

But people in the world are different, she has her personality, you can't interpret her according to what you think.

"I thought of it a long time ago."

Lan Ning sneered: "You pass the test."

Gu Yuling couldn't speak, and turned around gently.

Xie Fu was already plucking his hair, and looked back at Yu Baiyi: "Never mind what she is doing, she can say whatever she likes."

"Didn't you say that you are thirsty and hungry, and I will get you something to eat and drink."

"You can still laugh!"

Yu Baiyi, who was silent at the side, thought to himself, this oolong has made such a fuss that it has become a gift of jade.

Yu Baiyi said again: "Don't take yourself too seriously, this witch is psychopathic, she's just playing with you."

Xie Fu also thought about it, you perverted yours, I will do my own, whatever I like.

When Lan Ning was an oiran lady, she was known for her harsh words. I don't know how many princes and celebrities were humiliated by her. How can Yu Baiyi, who usually doesn't bother to care about other matters, be her opponent.

Yu Baiyi kept staring at Xie Fu coldly, but Xie Fu didn't see or hear anything.

"I……"

It is even more impossible to print out the mold according to what you want, then she is not her.

Gu Yuling's tone seemed to be coaxing a child: "You can make any wish."

Gu Yuling was puzzled: "What?"

Gu Yuling blurted out: "The mouth is still... no! The dream is bad and the dream is dirty!"

Quietly, the red lips gently kissed his cheek, fragrant and soft, and a gentle voice came: "Don't be angry, okay?"

Are all the daughters of the Gu family like this?
Looking up and seeing Gu Yuling, her shriveled lips came into view. Xie Fu asked, "Are you thirsty?"

"Fu Lang, now you know how kind I am to you."

Yu Baiyi looked at Xie Fu, asking him to reply himself.

"Let's be so-so."

Because of its cleanliness and flawlessness, suet white jade represents benevolence, righteousness, bravery and cleanliness. Wearing it on a woman's body is a secular symbol of gentleness, beauty, nobility and tranquility. In the past, only emperors and generals were eligible to wear high-quality white jade.

But Xie Fu didn't bother to pay any attention to him, he was so focused on plucking the hair, he had been hungry for a day and a night, so he had to fill his stomach before talking.

"Bitch, I'll kill you!"

At this time, Lanning's laughter came from the light mouth.

Seeing Gu Yuling's timid and charming appearance, Xie Fu sighed and said, "Is that the kind of person I am in your heart?"

As if he was angry and kept beating...

As he spoke, the dry firewood fell to the bottom of the cave like a goddess scattering flowers.

"I do not have!"

Gu Yuling took his hand, and stuffed the jade pendant into his hand: "Hold it, it counts, I'm afraid you'll make a fool of yourself."

Xie Fu took the initiative to ask: "Where did you go?"

"Ask her for something to eat and drink."

He said coldly, "What are you doing?"

"Fu Lang also said that my body is very beautiful, not to mention that I can restore my original appearance when I complete my Dual Element Magical Skill."

"No!" Xie Fu should be categorical.

Yu Baiyi's silver teeth gritted loudly.

Xie Fu knew it would be useless to talk too much, so he continued: "Do you have to throw some firewood down, can it be that I can't eat it raw?"

If you can't stand it, stay away.

Finally, he stretched his hand towards his chest and pulled down the jade pendant hanging around his neck, but it turned out to be a piece of mutton fat white jade.

With a gentle and beautiful voice: "Sister-in-law, what wish do you have?"

"Throw it down quickly."

With such a sincere friendship, Xie Fu couldn't get angry, and said with a smile: "I'm not angry with you anymore, but you take it back."

Yu Baiyi's face turned cold, he had suffered like this, all thanks to the Nestorian saintess, at this moment, he wished to kill this witch with a sword, so as to clear away the shame and anger in his heart.

He glanced at Gu Yuling from the corner of his eyes, just as Gu Yuling was also glancing at him, and they caught each other squarely.

Yu Baiyi and Gu Yuling saw that Xie Fu claimed to be his lover, and felt that he was shameless. This was probably the so-called flattery, and the more they got in touch, the less they could see through him. He could be elegant or vulgar, tall or low.

Xie Fu was stunned for a moment: "This thing is stuffed between the teeth."

It's really strange for women to compromise so quickly, which way to save face, men can't take the initiative, but you are willing to take the initiative yourself.

Something fell from the light mouth, Xie Fu quickly caught it with both hands, a water bladder and a strangled pheasant.

"It was hard last night. I really wanted to sleep with a man, but it's a pity that Fu Lang is a gentleman. Even if you strip naked to seduce him, he will still be like a piece of wood."

Xie Fu wasn't so fussy, so he snorted coldly for the sake of face.

"You witch, what kind of secret seal did you put on me to control my heart, why have I been thinking about you from yesterday to now!"

"This is the jade pendant I've been wearing since I was a child. I give it to you as an expression of my apology, but don't be angry with me anymore."

Lan Ning smiled and said, "I specially caught a small pheasant, but it's more than enough for you to eat alone."

We are all tough people, it’s okay not to eat for a day, but it’s a bit unbearable not to drink water, not to mention that they have been hit until death, as if they were seriously ill.

As a life-and-death enemy, Lanning didn't need to show kindness to the enemy.

Xie Fu shouted continuously, but Lan Ning never responded.

"Hehe, I'm not sure about other men, but what Fu Lang said, I believe that Fu Lang is an infatuated person, let alone a couple who are married for a day."

Gu Yuling was speechless after being questioned, and looked at him with a good face, but Xie Fu didn't accept it, and turned his back.

Xie Fu couldn't help laughing: "What should I make up for?"

Xie Fu thought to himself, bitch, you actually guessed my mind, but do you know that I am the one who is hungry in the end.

Xie Fu's bones softened, and he almost collapsed. A voice kept beating in his head—don't be angry, don't be angry...

Gu Yuling stretched out her fingers and gently touched her lips, feeling a little dry, and said, "May I make it up next time?"

As Gu Yuling spoke, she began to lower her head to see what she had on her body that could be given to Xie Fu, and finally her eyes fell on her own sword, but the sword she carried with her could not be given away to others.

In a fit of rage, Yu Baiyi leaped with his sword in his hand, but his body was only a mortal until he died. He jumped more than two feet high and fell down.

"Yu bitch, I know you really want to kill me."

Lan Ning said with a cold voice: "It's like I want to kill you!"

"However, I want to torture you slowly."

(End of this chapter)