Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 974
I don't know how long it took, but after hearing Xie Fu's sleeping breathing, Gu Yuling opened his eyes and glanced lightly, and he really fell asleep.

At this moment, the sun was setting, and the sunlight finally hit the bottom of the cave, reflecting on his body, his disheveled body like a savage, and his dark back.

It shone on his gray face, no longer handsome face.

Dirty, ugly, embarrassing... A series of bad words are the best portrayal of him at this moment.

But seeing him sleeping soundly, Gu Yuling couldn't feel any dislike, and even felt better than any well-dressed man.

The sun was also shining on Gu Yuling's face, making her feel warm on her face, and her heart was rippling like waves of light.

But lowered his eyes, his face became lonely and proud, and he was struggling with Fangxiu to the death...

Gu Yuling's mind is tenacious, and it feels like a long spring and autumn has passed.

Crackling, a sound of scraping silverware made her open her eyes, the inside of the cave has become dark, and the sun has already set outside the light mouth, has it been two days and one night?Or maybe it's just a long afternoon.

Looking around, Xie Fu was lying on the ground with his buttocks up, wrapped in the wiping clothes she was wearing, Gu Yuling was embarrassed.

Beep, beep, the sound kept coming out, Gu Yuling couldn't help being a little curious about what he was doing, and couldn't help asking in a cold voice: "What are you doing? It's very noisy."

Xie Fu heard the sound and turned his head: "Auntie, you're awake."

Gu Yuling responded coldly, Xie Fu smiled and said, "Wake up from hunger."

Gu Yuling said coldly: "Who is not hungry!"

Xie Fu waved to her: "Come here, come here."

Seeing that he was friendly and enthusiastic, Gu Yuling felt strange, forgot that I had turned against you at noon?
But everyone was like this, and she was still angry, which seemed petty, so she walked over patiently: "What are you doing?"

Xie Fu asked, "Are you hungry?"

"Not hungry!"

"I'm starving!"

Gu Yuling really wanted to say that you deserve it, and said coldly, "I don't have chicken legs anymore."

"Don't you know how to do tricks, eat it in your stomach and then pull it out whole?"

"you……"

Before Gu Yuling had an attack, Xie Fu said in surprise: "Isn't it a trick? Auntie you specially kept it."

Gu Yuling couldn't help but gave him a supercilious look, are you so stupid?I can't tell if it's a trick.But Xie Fu didn't need to appreciate it, it was his food, she just returned it.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Do you want to show you the real trick?"

Gu Yuling was so arrogant, Xie Fu said enthusiastically, "Come on, get down."

Gu Yuling looked at Xie Fu in such an ugly lying posture, she would not lie down even if she was killed, her expression was cold, as if she was trying to deceive me, and I would never be fooled again no matter what.

Xie Fu laughed and said: "I almost forgot, my aunt is a woman, so it's a bit indecent to lie on her stomach like this."

Gu Yuling was very face-saving and squatted down with her legs wrapped around her knees.

Xie Fu praised: "Auntie is also very elegant when she is squatting."

Gu Yuling seemed to be very tired, she didn't even have the mood to fight her eyes, just say whatever you like, she was really about to collapse, but she couldn't.

Seeing her lack of interest, Xie Fu said with strength in his voice: "Be hungry, come on, I'll do a trick for you too."

Gu Yuling looked around, but there was nothing on the ground.

Xie Fu continued to hit Yubaiyi's clear water sword with stones, making a trembling sound.

Although Gu Yuling was puzzled, he didn't bother to ask.

Amidst the clacking sound, Xie Fu suddenly said, "Auntie, why are you so angry? I'm just afraid that you're hungry. I hope you can eat more."

Gu Yuling, who was in a sluggish state, immediately regained her spirits when she heard the words, and said, "I don't need you to treat me well!"

Xie Fu smiled: "You suspect that I have ill intentions towards you, don't you?"

Gu Yuling sarcastically said, "I'm not sure about that."

"How should I put it, if I were a woman, would you not have this suspicion, auntie?"

Although Gu Yuling didn't answer, her expression was beyond doubt.

Xie Fu continued: "Either you are a man, or you are an old woman, or I am an old man, auntie will probably be able to accept my concern calmly."

Gu Yuling didn't know why, but it was true as he said, maybe she would accept his care more openly and naturally.

"Eh... I used to be very polite, especially for young and beautiful ladies. I was always afraid that my behavior would offend the other party, and I would deliberately suppress the emotions I wanted to express. If there may be ambiguity because of this, But to bury the true kindness in the heart, wouldn’t it be putting the cart before the horse.”

Gu Yuling could understand Xie Fu's words. Men and women need to avoid suspicion, especially in her relationship with Xie Fu. Many times she wants to express her care and love for her brother-in-law, but she is worried that her writing will cause misunderstandings.

Xie Fu smiled: "When I say this, I actually want Auntie to let go of your pride a little bit, don't regard me as a man, but treat me as a trustworthy relative.

"I……"

Gu Yuling didn't know how to respond. She knew that her brother-in-law wanted to trick her into eating more, but she was just so angry.

"Just like Auntie, you took off your wiping clothes to cover up my ugliness, isn't it frank and frank?"

Gu Yuling was embarrassed: "What are you talking about?"

"One more thing, sometimes I look at you with evil eyes. It's not because I want to do something bad, but because I'm a man. All men in the world look at beautiful women like this. I'm not the only one."

"If you meet a man who doesn't look at you badly, there are only three possibilities."

Although Gu Yuling didn't ask, she looked at him and waited for his answer.

"The first type is women's clothing and men's clothing. The second type is eunuchs. I am not an eunuch. Xianting can prove this."

Gu Yuling pursed her lips and glared at Xie Fu angrily.

"The third type is neither a woman disguised as a eunuch, but he doesn't like women, he only likes men."

Hearing this, Gu Yuling's eyes, like mountain springs, looked as if he saw something dirty.

Xie Fu laughed: "Auntie, don't you like the third kind?"

"nausea."

Suddenly found that the soil was loose, and said in surprise: "Look, brother-in-law!"

Hehehe, Xie Fu accelerated the speed of beating the clear water sword, and saw earthworms coming out of the soil, more and more like spring water, and soon densely packed.

Gu Yuling was as excited as a little girl: "It's amazing."

"Is it amazing?"

"Amazing, brother-in-law, how did you call them out?"

"This is just an ordinary earthworm attracting technique."

"Earth lure technique?"

Xie Fu explained to Gu Yuling the technique of attracting earthworms. Through the vibration of sound waves, earthworms will come out of the soil.

Gu Yuling admired: "You know a lot."

"This is just the life experience of my predecessors, and I just use it directly."

Gu Yuling chuckled: "I can't see that you are still so humble."

"Don't you think I'm arrogant?"

(End of this chapter)