literary world

Chapter 16
Burning meat with winter melon, only winter melon but no meat.

Soup is also available, winter melon soup.

Fang Nan is numb, this meal seems to be comparing his name, it is so easy and difficult!
"Brother Nan, when are you going to do some field work again, so that you can take care of my brothers."

Fang Nan stopped his chopsticks, put the shiny plate on the ground, and glanced at Huangmao: "Why, don't you call me a dog now?"

Huang Mao picked up the plate on the ground, took the chopsticks in Fang Nan's hand, and said with a playful smile, "Brother Nan, don't look at the joke, am I a little ignorant? You adults don't remember villains, so don't worry about it." .”

"Return the tableware and fill my glass with water."

Kicking Huang Mao away, Fang Nan turned his buttocks and leaned against the wall. After a while, he began to nod his head, but after a while, Huang Mao woke him up.

The director shouted to start shooting.

Looking at the sun in the middle of the day, Fang Nan couldn't hold back no matter how good his mood was, and scolded Director Dog all the time.

Cursing all the way to the execution ground, Fang Nan stopped at his original position, and soon he was sweating profusely.

For a ensemble show with hundreds of people, it took quite a while to coordinate. Before the test shoot started, all the ensemble performers were almost fainted from the heat.

The crew hurriedly stopped people, and promised to add five yuan to each group performer, and finally stopped the hustle and bustle before filming.

After the second rehearsal was over, the first test shoot with a high-pressure water gun started, probably because of the downpour of rain, which reduced the anger of the group performers, and the first test shoot was actually relaxed.

Wiping his face with his sleeves and arms, Fang Nan threw the spear in his hand on the ground, scolded Huang Mao on the opposite side and said, "Huang Mao, you fucking acted too much, isn't it disgusting to spit all over the place?"

"Brother Nan, you don't know, it's easier to be photographed if you move more intensely."

Faced with such crooked words, Fang Nan cursed directly, "Get lost!"

He has watched and learned enough movies in his previous life. From his personal perspective, looking at the history of world film, there are only three or four actors and stars who really made their debut with exaggerated performances- Bean, Jim Carrey, Zhou Xingxing, Wu Mengda!

Exaggerated acting is not impossible to learn, but ordinary people cannot learn it. The final result of HD toddler can be described in one word - embarrassing!

Is the heroine in "The King of Comedy 2" awkward?
After Wang Baoqiang's "Mr. Tree", who dares to say that he has no acting skills, but he learned Zhou Xingxing's performance in "The King of Comedy 2", and Fang Nan got goosebumps when he watched it.

It's embarrassing.

If it's a brother, come and kill me. Zha Zhahui, who has won many authoritative awards, is also top-notch in acting. "The King of Thousand Kings" also used Zhou Xingxing's acting style. After the filming, I almost doubted my life.

So, there are some things in acting that you really can't learn.

Huang Mao's superficial acting skills made Fang Nan unconsciously stupefied, but it didn't affect the shooting. The directors were circling around Mei Ting who was sitting on the white horse.

Looking at this scene, Fang Nan also felt miraculous.

Two days after he sent away Zeng Li, one of the seven golden flowers in the Chinese opera, he saw another of the seven golden flowers.

"Tsk, I'm envious of these academics. After just leaving school for a few years, they either play the leading role or the supporting role." Fang Nan muttered unconsciously.

The actors were in place, the extras were in place, everything was in place, the real shooting started, the downpour started again, the costumes were wet after drying, the director started, and the scene immediately shouted loudly.

"Damn it, back up, back up."

Fang Nan, who entered the role, used the long spear across his chest to push the yellow-haired group who refused to get out of the horse.

Just at this moment, Mei Ting rode a white horse and led a group of heroes to rush in from the outside.

As the white horse approached, Fang Nan threw the spear on the ground, turned around and made a slipping posture, waiting for the heroine played by Mei Ting to give him a shot from behind, and then he could lie down leisurely.

Unexpectedly, just as he turned around, Huang Mao put his horse on the back and bared his teeth and claws at him: "Brother Nan, run, people are coming."

Huang Mao's unorganized and undisciplined shout made Fang Nan almost yell at him in anger.

He also occasionally touches fish, but he doesn't choose to mess around when shooting in real life.

After all, the success of the real shooting means that this shooting can be cut into a film, and the real shooting is done once. Wouldn’t it be nice to finish work early and go home and lie down?

In the real shot, Fang Nan couldn't stop scolding Huang Mao, but he still gave him a glare.

From the corner of his eye, Fang Nan saw the astonishment in the eyes of the group of performers, and saw that there seemed to be something wrong behind him.

Turning his head boldly, Fang Nan couldn't help feeling his scalp tingle.

Just sitting on the white horse, Mei Ting, who was as gorgeous as a peach blossom and gallantly galloped forward, slammed straight at him with her buttocks in the embarrassing movement of a wild goose falling in the dust.

Fang Nan was sure there was no such scene.

If it was added by the director later, he will twist the director's arm later.

In the blink of an eye, Fang Nan realized that the white horse was frightened, and the falling heroine probably made the pear blossoms cry with rain.

pick it up.

Nothing to think about.

Before Mei Ting could barely fall to the ground, Fang Nan lay down in a kneeling position, acting as a spring bed for human flesh.

If he hadn't come this way, Mei Ting, who hit the ground head first, would have fallen into a vegetative state, I dare not say, a few stitches were twisted on the head to stabilize it.

However, his taste is not good.

His forehead hurt from the back of Mei Ting's head. As for the numbness of holding a beautiful woman in his arms, Fang Nan had never tasted it, and he would not feel such emotions towards a married woman.

The crew was in chaos in an instant.

Mei Ting fluttered her hands and feet, and when she got up in a panic, Fang Nan got up grinning.

At the same time, the director, assistant director and other bigwigs from the production team all rushed over and surrounded Mei Ting in the middle, asking for warmth.

Just this one almost scared their souls out.

Finding that the heroine was fine, the directors were immediately relieved, and then they began to look at Fang Nan who saved the crew from danger.

"This drama can still be filmed for seven or eight days, and you can be a follow-up actor."

The director gave the reward.

"Forget it, it would be good to settle my wages for today."

Fang Nan was not used to this crew, he was too lazy to spend seven or eight days with the actors, but he didn't want to waste the benefits that were at his fingertips, so instead he took a day's wages and quit work early.

"thank you!"

Before the director agreed, Mei Ting, who was terrified, thanked Fang Nandao, and said to the director: "Director, give him 500 yuan, and deduct it from my salary."

Someone paid the bill, the director nodded happily, and Fang Nan couldn't help grinning.

He doesn't save people because of these messy things, but if people are willing to give, he won't pretend to be hypocritical.

Changing out of the stinky costume, Fang Nan received 500 yuan from the accounting office, and ran all the way back to the rental house with a breezy face.

"Brother Nan, are you home?"

In the yard, Fang Nan was taking a bath when Wu Gao walked in.

Fang Nan nodded and said, "You don't need to collect my salary, it's over."

Wu Gao replied: "I knew it earlier, the crew called me as soon as you came out."

"Then are you here for a share of the pie, or what?" Fang Nan asked him.

Fang Nan's distrust caused Wu Gao to put on a dejected face.

"Why don't you get a share of the pie? I said no introduction fee will be charged." Wu Gao almost swore.

While wiping his body, Fang Nan said, "That's something, what's the matter?"

Wu Gao hesitated for a while, then said: "Brother Nan, can you do a real martial arts substitute? It's the kind that jumps into the fire and does somersaults while hanging in mid-air."

Fang Nan frowned and asked, "What's the name of the play? When will you join the group?"

"The crew hasn't come over yet, but it's only been two days. The name of the play is "Unparalleled Under Heaven."

"These two days? That's probably enough. I want to go home."

Wu Gao was speechless about Fang Nan's homecoming speech.

Just an orphan, how can there be a home!
(End of this chapter)