please make me king

Chapter 104

When Li Sanniang heard that Zhang Shun agreed to stay with her, she happily shouted, "Oh, Zhang Sheng, I knew you couldn't bear to part with me!"

"Say me! Say me! How many times have I said it!" Zhang Shun put his hand on his forehead and said, the "I" of "I An" has become a big local girl.

"Okay!" That "big native girl" Li Sanniang curled her lips and muttered, "You are the only one who is poor and fastidious and hates me. Well, okay, hate me! You hate me? Not me!" Tu Niu, I guess you were caught and chopped up by the government a long time ago. This is really a rich dog, so I forgot about it!"

"That's called 'Gou Fugui, don't forget each other'!" Zhang Shun couldn't laugh or cry when he heard the words, "It's a dog who lives in poverty, not a dog with dog meat!"

"Ah? Aren't they all dogs? What's the difference? Is it because your dog can't be eaten, can mine be eaten?" Li Sanniang asked suspiciously.

Zhang Shun felt that if he slapped his forehead again, or his head would be smashed, he had to put down his palm and said, "What kind of dog is love! You not only scolded me, but you also scolded yourself!"

"Why don't you call me a dog and a boy!" Li Sanniang didn't care, but took it proud, bumped Zhang Shun with her shoulder, and said with a smile, "Don't you think so, Zhang Sheng?"

Zhang Shunsheng has nothing to fall in love with, and I feel that this local girl not only can't tell the difference between a dog and a dog, but probably doesn't even know what "Zhang Sheng" means.She learned the word after listening to a fragment of "The Romance of the West Chamber".Regardless of the elegance she shouted on the surface, she probably thought that "Zhang Sheng" was the raw dog meat of the old Zhang family behind her back.

Zhang Shun gave up on entanglement with her, and directly changed the subject and asked: "It's been a long time since I saw you, why are you so good? I was worried just now, but you knocked down five or six big guys with a 'bang bang bang' gone?"

"Isn't it great?" Li Sanniang triumphantly took out the stick in her hand and said to Zhang Shun, "Look at this, the flail used for threshing wheat at home. I changed it, and replaced the wattle at the front with a thick wooden stick. It’s no different from threshing wheat grains at home, one stick at a time, very smooth!”

Zhang Shun saw that the stick in Li Sanniang's hand was indeed a long stick connected by a rope to a short stick, no different from a farm tool flail.It's just that some of the agricultural tools and flails are connected by wooden shafts, and the knocking part is sometimes connected with a few thorns bundled together.

Just looking at the shape reminds Zhang Shun of the popular nunchucks and flail weapons similar to meteor hammers in Western games.Although the shape of this is different from those, the principle is similar.In fact, Zhang Shun didn't know that the flail was also called the stile, which existed very early in ancient China. The siege was mentioned in the book "Mozi" as the weapon for defending the city.

In the Song Dynasty, it is said that Song Taizu's Panlong Cudgel was this thing.This is also called a whistle stick or a big broom in the north, and the shorter wooden stick is called a small broom.This little broom was later turned into the nunchaku of later generations.

This flail is also known as the Coiling Dragon Staff, and it is best at breaking shields and armor.Hitting up with a stick can bypass the shield's block, and because of its huge striking power, it can sweep down the horse's legs and break through the iron armor.It's just that in the Ming Dynasty, with the rise of firearms, it became less popular.

This Li Sanniang was originally a farmer, and she followed her family to do farm work since she was a child, and she liked to use this flail the most.In addition, she has been naughty since she was a child and has great strength, often waving this flail like a flower.Between threshing wheat or during slack seasons, Chang Chang likes to whip out a flail and hit frogs and sparrows as snacks.Not to mention these big men, even a few soldiers, as long as they are ruthlessly beaten by her, they will end up with broken bones and bones.

Zhang Shun knew her too well, so he gave a thumbs up and shouted: "Bull!"

Sure enough, Li Sanniang burst out laughing, and she was a little bit shy when she smiled, and asked embarrassingly: "Is it too inappropriate for me to do this?"

"It's okay! It's okay, it's important to be decent!" Zhang Shun said with a smile, "We'll go to the river to see later, do you still want to follow?"

"Follow, of course I will. I ran all the way here and found you with great difficulty, but I can't let you run away!" Li Sanniang grabbed him and shouted, "I will go wherever you go from now on! In the water I'm not afraid of fire, you can't leave me alone. I have abandoned my parents and sisters now, and I have no relatives. If you dare to be ungrateful, I will beat you to death with a stick, and beat me to death with a stick. Let's do that Mandarin ducks with the same fate!"

"Okay, okay!" Zhang Shun agreed, thinking: I can't let this historical drama of my life become a bloody eight o'clock romance drama!

Li Sanniang was happy when she heard it, and looked around, only to find that there were so many people around, she felt embarrassed immediately.She hurriedly hid behind Zhang Shun, and said in a low voice: "Help me block it, so many people are watching, I'm a little embarrassed!"

Zhang Shun's skin was even thicker, he laughed, and stood behind Li Sanniang, and said to the officials and soldiers under his command: "Let's go, don't watch the show!"

On the contrary, it is a bit embarrassing to talk about the "melon-eating people" around.

When everyone reached the river, there were still a few ferries carrying passengers there.Zhang Shun and others stepped forward, when those boatmen saw Li Sanniang, how could they dare to carry passengers?He quickly jumped onto the boat, picked up the long wormwood, and was about to escape from the shore.Zhang Shun hurriedly shouted, "Brothers, don't be afraid, I'll wait here to return the girl's boat fare, and secondly, I'm acquainted with that 'river god' Huang Shoucai, so I want to come and ask him if there is anything he can do to help." place?"

"Ah? Are you a friend of the 'River God'?" asked a Zhouzi who was standing in an unnatural posture, "Even if you are a friend of the 'River God', how dare we charge you for the boat?"

"Oh, you're welcome! It's not easy for you to do business, so take it!" Zhang Shun said politely with a smile, borrowed some money from Xiao Qinhu, tied it with a rope and threw it directly into the man's boat.

"Hey, hey, why are you still throwing it away when people don't want it? Why are you so stupid!" Li Sanniang saw that Zhang Shun threw the money out, reached out to catch it, but failed to catch it, and could not help complaining, "You are such a prodigal son." , don’t you know how to save some money for yourself?”

"It's not easy for everyone, so why are you so stingy!" Zhang Shun laughed, "I borrowed this little money from Second Brother Xiao. I am penniless, do you still want to follow me?"

"It's no good for you to be such a boss now?" Li Sanniang asked in surprise.

"All the 'earned' money was distributed to everyone, and the rest of the money went to the company. I came naked and left naked, without taking a single cloud with me." Zhang Shun laughed.

"Why? Are you going to play hooligans in broad daylight? Or are you going to take a bath in the river?" Li Sanniang asked even more surprised when she heard this.

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