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Chapter 120 Jiang Fa and Ji Cheng
Chapter 120 Jiang Fa and Ji Cheng
As a result, the old man Jiang Fa found a veterinarian with great difficulty. The veterinarian opened his mouth and looked at it for a long time, then shook his head and told him: "It can't be cured! Wait for death! Farewell!"
The old man Jiang Fa was so angry that he almost got into a fight with the veterinarian. Since he couldn't be cured, the old man Jiang Fa wanted to play some flowers on the street to get out.
It turned out that this man was a master of martial arts, and when he became interested, he simply made a performance with the yellow ox that "can't be cured and waited to die", playing a kung fu of "taking the bone from the belly of the cow".This skill is not difficult to say, easy is not easy, it is to pierce the belly of the cow with his hands alive, and pull out the ribs of the cow.
This cruel method of putting aside future generations will definitely be criticized by the society.However, this era does not pay much attention to animal protection and the like, and his behavior is quite barbaric. Instead of attacking him, the crowd around him applaud him loudly.
When Zhang Shun heard this, he also became interested, and thought: Could it be that we want to add beef to dinner at night?This Jiang Fa is also a master of street performers, shouting left and right, he doesn't use real kung fu, he only stirs up the atmosphere.The people in Zezhou City who were shivering at home were really attracted by him.
Jiang Fa yelled for a long time, and his voice was almost hoarse. Seeing that there were more people gathered, he set up a broken bowl and shouted: "Some people will hold a private show, and the rich will hold a money show. It’s still in the eyes of everyone, please give me some rewards! If this cow is gone in a while, please spend a little money to buy it and stew it at home. It is delicious and delicious, and you will have a good meal!"
Hearing this, Zhang Shun almost cursed: This is poaching my corner, even though it is a sick cow, won't I eat it myself after killing it?Is it your turn to sell it to me?
Zhang Shun was about to jump out, when suddenly he saw a middle-aged man break through the crowd and rush in.Looking carefully, this man is over forty years old, seven feet tall, with a sallow complexion and thick arms. He shouted out of breath: "How did you become a thief, old man? Someone told me just now that this cow is sick. I came to treat it. We searched left and right, but we couldn't find it, and it was stolen by you!"
"What stole it? Don't spit blood! I pulled it out to see a doctor." The little old man Jiang Fa shouted hastily.
"Then, that's how you diagnose and treat? It's not stealing!" the yellow-faced man said sarcastically.
"Ah? Ah! This cow is not cured, I'm going to give it a good time!" Jiang Fa looked around and said to him.
"Why didn't it get cured? I said 'Turn down the cow' that it didn't get cured, so it didn't get cured!"
"Hehe, you old man insists on arguing with me, right?" Jiang Fa said angrily from embarrassment.
"So what if it is, so what if it's not?" The yellow-faced man was fearless.
"Look, guys, my old man has a unique skill called 'four liang dialing a thousand catties'. Look at this old man, who is tall and strong, and I can't handle it with my poor bones. Now let you experience it. I am a master of Tai Chi. '!" Jiang Fada said awe-inspiringly.
Zhang Shun was stunned when he heard the words: "What the hell is Taijiquan? Isn't it radio gymnastics in the elderly square? Why do people still believe in this era?"
After finishing speaking, Jiang Fa was about to hold hands with the yellow-faced man. The yellow-faced man looked puzzled, so he extended his hand to him.Unexpectedly, the old man Jiang Fa swiped his arm lightly, shouted and pushed, and the yellow-faced man was pushed a somersault before he could react.When everyone saw it, they couldn't help applauding!An old man in his sixties playing a middle-aged man in his forties is indeed a little level.
Seeing this, Ji Dan hurried forward, but was stopped by Zhang Shun, and said: "Don't worry, your father is fine, it doesn't matter if you fall down! Let's see."
It turned out that this middle-aged man was none other than Ji Dan's old father, Ji Cheng, who had been separated for many years.Just now when Ji Dan saw his old father appearing, he wanted to go up to recognize him, but was stopped by Zhang Shun.Zhang Shun wanted to see what was going on with the two of them first, whether they were planning to embezzle his own cattle before making any plans.
Ji Cheng patted his buttocks and stood up, with a puzzled look on his face for a while: "You old man is so strong? You shouldn't, come again!"
In the end, without any suspense, the yellow-faced Ji Cheng was thrown by Jiang Fa again.How can Ji Cheng be convinced if he has a lot of strength?Stand up again and challenge again.Then Jiang Fa laughed and said: "I haven't seen such a request. It doesn't count if you fall once, and it doesn't count if you fall twice. You have to ask someone to fall a third time."
After finishing speaking, Jiang Fa was about to throw Ji Cheng down as soon as he put his hands together, but he never thought that Ji Cheng's wrist would be turned, and Jiang Fa's arm would be clasped.Seeing this, Jiang Fa calmly said: "Everyone, look at that, this buckle is not terrible. My Taijiquan is soft but strong, all I need is this shake, shake, shake! I shake! Whoops?"
That Jiang Fa shook three or four times, but he couldn't move Ji Cheng's arm, he couldn't help being surprised.When the onlookers saw this, they all laughed and said, "So you're a braggart!"
"Hey? Don't go, don't go at all, it's not that I'm not good enough, it's that this old man is too strong." Jiang became anxious, ignoring the fact that he was an old man, and tried to belittle his opponent as an old man. Pull back the audience.As a result, where the audience was willing to do anything, they walked away cleanly.
The crowd dispersed, revealing Zhang Shun, Wu Kong and Ji Dan instead.Seeing this, Zhang Shun walked over with a smile and said, "Okay, okay, they are all our own people, what a shame it is to be arguing on the street!"
"Hey? Who are you?" The yellow-faced man asked in confusion, but before he could finish his words, he heard someone shout "Dad!"
The yellow-faced Ji Cheng turned his head and saw that it was his own stupid son, Ji Dan!Ji Cheng let Jiang Fa go, and shouted in surprise, "Eggy! Why are you here?"
"Father! I came here with the general!" Ji Dan said foolishly.
Ji Cheng looked at Zhang Shun suspiciously, Zhang Shun smiled, pointed at Jiang Fa and said, "You! Explain to him."
"Ah?" Jiang Fa was also a little dazed, how would I know about this?But at this time, he suddenly had an idea, and said: "This is my lord, and our general Li is the general under the lord's command. When will you join the general's command, you are quite strong!"
When Ji Cheng heard that this man was actually the leader of the "Mang Mountain Pirates", he was shocked.The "Mang Mountain Pirate" Li Jiyu was quite intimidating among the river workers, and he hurriedly bowed and said, "A villain has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai. I am Ji Dan's father, Ji Cheng. I asked someone to take a word for me in the early years, and I called it Pengcheng. Because he offended the bullies in his hometown, he was sent to the Yellow River to do river work. He was arrested a few days ago and worked with General Li to do some miscellaneous things. Because he was a veterinarian before, he heard that this cow was sick, so he came here for treatment. on."
The second watch is over, go to sleep!
(End of this chapter)
As a result, the old man Jiang Fa found a veterinarian with great difficulty. The veterinarian opened his mouth and looked at it for a long time, then shook his head and told him: "It can't be cured! Wait for death! Farewell!"
The old man Jiang Fa was so angry that he almost got into a fight with the veterinarian. Since he couldn't be cured, the old man Jiang Fa wanted to play some flowers on the street to get out.
It turned out that this man was a master of martial arts, and when he became interested, he simply made a performance with the yellow ox that "can't be cured and waited to die", playing a kung fu of "taking the bone from the belly of the cow".This skill is not difficult to say, easy is not easy, it is to pierce the belly of the cow with his hands alive, and pull out the ribs of the cow.
This cruel method of putting aside future generations will definitely be criticized by the society.However, this era does not pay much attention to animal protection and the like, and his behavior is quite barbaric. Instead of attacking him, the crowd around him applaud him loudly.
When Zhang Shun heard this, he also became interested, and thought: Could it be that we want to add beef to dinner at night?This Jiang Fa is also a master of street performers, shouting left and right, he doesn't use real kung fu, he only stirs up the atmosphere.The people in Zezhou City who were shivering at home were really attracted by him.
Jiang Fa yelled for a long time, and his voice was almost hoarse. Seeing that there were more people gathered, he set up a broken bowl and shouted: "Some people will hold a private show, and the rich will hold a money show. It’s still in the eyes of everyone, please give me some rewards! If this cow is gone in a while, please spend a little money to buy it and stew it at home. It is delicious and delicious, and you will have a good meal!"
Hearing this, Zhang Shun almost cursed: This is poaching my corner, even though it is a sick cow, won't I eat it myself after killing it?Is it your turn to sell it to me?
Zhang Shun was about to jump out, when suddenly he saw a middle-aged man break through the crowd and rush in.Looking carefully, this man is over forty years old, seven feet tall, with a sallow complexion and thick arms. He shouted out of breath: "How did you become a thief, old man? Someone told me just now that this cow is sick. I came to treat it. We searched left and right, but we couldn't find it, and it was stolen by you!"
"What stole it? Don't spit blood! I pulled it out to see a doctor." The little old man Jiang Fa shouted hastily.
"Then, that's how you diagnose and treat? It's not stealing!" the yellow-faced man said sarcastically.
"Ah? Ah! This cow is not cured, I'm going to give it a good time!" Jiang Fa looked around and said to him.
"Why didn't it get cured? I said 'Turn down the cow' that it didn't get cured, so it didn't get cured!"
"Hehe, you old man insists on arguing with me, right?" Jiang Fa said angrily from embarrassment.
"So what if it is, so what if it's not?" The yellow-faced man was fearless.
"Look, guys, my old man has a unique skill called 'four liang dialing a thousand catties'. Look at this old man, who is tall and strong, and I can't handle it with my poor bones. Now let you experience it. I am a master of Tai Chi. '!" Jiang Fada said awe-inspiringly.
Zhang Shun was stunned when he heard the words: "What the hell is Taijiquan? Isn't it radio gymnastics in the elderly square? Why do people still believe in this era?"
After finishing speaking, Jiang Fa was about to hold hands with the yellow-faced man. The yellow-faced man looked puzzled, so he extended his hand to him.Unexpectedly, the old man Jiang Fa swiped his arm lightly, shouted and pushed, and the yellow-faced man was pushed a somersault before he could react.When everyone saw it, they couldn't help applauding!An old man in his sixties playing a middle-aged man in his forties is indeed a little level.
Seeing this, Ji Dan hurried forward, but was stopped by Zhang Shun, and said: "Don't worry, your father is fine, it doesn't matter if you fall down! Let's see."
It turned out that this middle-aged man was none other than Ji Dan's old father, Ji Cheng, who had been separated for many years.Just now when Ji Dan saw his old father appearing, he wanted to go up to recognize him, but was stopped by Zhang Shun.Zhang Shun wanted to see what was going on with the two of them first, whether they were planning to embezzle his own cattle before making any plans.
Ji Cheng patted his buttocks and stood up, with a puzzled look on his face for a while: "You old man is so strong? You shouldn't, come again!"
In the end, without any suspense, the yellow-faced Ji Cheng was thrown by Jiang Fa again.How can Ji Cheng be convinced if he has a lot of strength?Stand up again and challenge again.Then Jiang Fa laughed and said: "I haven't seen such a request. It doesn't count if you fall once, and it doesn't count if you fall twice. You have to ask someone to fall a third time."
After finishing speaking, Jiang Fa was about to throw Ji Cheng down as soon as he put his hands together, but he never thought that Ji Cheng's wrist would be turned, and Jiang Fa's arm would be clasped.Seeing this, Jiang Fa calmly said: "Everyone, look at that, this buckle is not terrible. My Taijiquan is soft but strong, all I need is this shake, shake, shake! I shake! Whoops?"
That Jiang Fa shook three or four times, but he couldn't move Ji Cheng's arm, he couldn't help being surprised.When the onlookers saw this, they all laughed and said, "So you're a braggart!"
"Hey? Don't go, don't go at all, it's not that I'm not good enough, it's that this old man is too strong." Jiang became anxious, ignoring the fact that he was an old man, and tried to belittle his opponent as an old man. Pull back the audience.As a result, where the audience was willing to do anything, they walked away cleanly.
The crowd dispersed, revealing Zhang Shun, Wu Kong and Ji Dan instead.Seeing this, Zhang Shun walked over with a smile and said, "Okay, okay, they are all our own people, what a shame it is to be arguing on the street!"
"Hey? Who are you?" The yellow-faced man asked in confusion, but before he could finish his words, he heard someone shout "Dad!"
The yellow-faced Ji Cheng turned his head and saw that it was his own stupid son, Ji Dan!Ji Cheng let Jiang Fa go, and shouted in surprise, "Eggy! Why are you here?"
"Father! I came here with the general!" Ji Dan said foolishly.
Ji Cheng looked at Zhang Shun suspiciously, Zhang Shun smiled, pointed at Jiang Fa and said, "You! Explain to him."
"Ah?" Jiang Fa was also a little dazed, how would I know about this?But at this time, he suddenly had an idea, and said: "This is my lord, and our general Li is the general under the lord's command. When will you join the general's command, you are quite strong!"
When Ji Cheng heard that this man was actually the leader of the "Mang Mountain Pirates", he was shocked.The "Mang Mountain Pirate" Li Jiyu was quite intimidating among the river workers, and he hurriedly bowed and said, "A villain has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai. I am Ji Dan's father, Ji Cheng. I asked someone to take a word for me in the early years, and I called it Pengcheng. Because he offended the bullies in his hometown, he was sent to the Yellow River to do river work. He was arrested a few days ago and worked with General Li to do some miscellaneous things. Because he was a veterinarian before, he heard that this cow was sick, so he came here for treatment. on."
The second watch is over, go to sleep!
(End of this chapter)
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