please make me king

Chapter 129

When Zhang Shun was about to go to Zezhou City, Zhang Shenyan, who stayed behind in Zezhou, came to a guest who was both familiar and unfamiliar. This person was Han Tingxian, the military adviser under the command of "Zijinliang"!He said he was familiar because he followed Zhang Shun and met this scum of a scholar many times; he said he was unfamiliar because the two had never been in contact.

Zhang Shenyan didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in this gourd, so he pretended to ask: "Who are you? Why are you looking for me, an old man?"

"Master Zhang, you are joking. You used to be a member of the third rank, the right servant of the Ministry of Punishment! Now you are only fifty years old, how can you be called old?" Han Tingxian was so flattering that he imitated Zhang Shun and called Zhang Shenyan "Master".

At the end of the Ming Dynasty, the officialdom was corrupt and linked, and shameless people often called their superiors "adults".The ancient "adult" is also the father of later generations. Everyone said that Zhang Shun was shameless, but compared with this kind of scholars, he was a little bit less interesting.

If ordinary officials heard Han Tingxian call him that, they might still have a good impression of him, but Zhang Shenyan's hairs would stand on end when Zhang Shunyi called him "Boss" and "Boss". Immediately, I felt bad for him.Immediately commented on him in his heart: "Optimus Prime" and his ilk are extremely shameless!
This cautionary statement is also interesting, although it is loyal but not pedantic.Although he lived in Shanxi, his thinking was quite similar to that of the Confucian "heretic" Li Zhi. He opposed false Taoism, advocated true temperament, and opposed traditional ideas such as "preserving the principles of nature and eliminating human desires" and emphasizing agriculture and suppressing business.It's just that his views are more moderate, not as radical as Li Zhi's, and he preaches everywhere.

Therefore, people are most disgusted and disgusted by this kind of people who distort the "human desire" in their hearts and flatter them.What's more, a person who has no shame and turned to "thieves" to help the evildoers!
Han Tingxian still didn't know it, so he persuaded him endlessly: "My lord is a very important minister of the court. Although he is in trouble now, why doesn't he want to serve the country instead of helping the king to abuse him?"

"You little burial vessel! Do you dare to teach me a lesson?" Zhang Shenyan was furious when he heard the words. Bandits and lackeys"!
The so-called "small burial vessel" is one of the most vicious words in Yangcheng's cursing. Not to mention scolding people as funeral vessels, but also belittling them with small characters, it can be described as extremely sinister.Han Tingxian was originally from Shaanxi, so it stands to reason that he couldn't understand the local curse dialect.

However, the fastest way for this person to learn dialect is to swear.Since Han Tingxian came to Shanxi, he has done a lot of immoral things and was scolded a lot, so he learned a lot.He didn't know what Zhang Shenyan meant, so he couldn't help becoming angry from embarrassment, thinking: "I didn't expect this bad old man to be a loyal thief, it seems that we have to get rid of it together later!" Then he threatened: "Okay you old man, donkey Balls! Don't give up your face, I want you to look good sooner or later!"

When Zhang Shenyan heard it, this fellow is shameless, how dare he fight back?He reached out and grabbed the teacup on the table and threw it, hitting Han Tingxian on the head.With a bang, it smashed into pieces.Han Tingxian only felt a pain in his head, and when he reached out to touch it, it was covered in blood!Can't help being furious.Although he is a scholar, he has done so many "businesses" with "Zijin Liang", and his hands are somewhat stained with blood.He has a ferocious aura, and he wants to kill this old man who is a donkey ball when he comes up.

As the saying goes: "The fist is afraid of the young, and the stick is afraid of the old man." Zhang Shenyan had never contacted the stick method when he was young. How could he beat the young Han Tingxian?Han Tingxian received two punches after only two blows.Zhang Shenyan cried out inwardly, just as he was saying "my life is over", he suddenly heard the door knock, he looked up and saw a big man squeezed into the room.

This big man is none other than Wukong, Zhang Shun's guard.It turned out that Zhang Shun thought that the attack on Dayang Town would be easy, but he was worried that there would be a problem in Zezhou City and the foundation would be lost, but he didn't bring his personal bodyguard with him.

This Wukong was entrusted by Zhang Shun to check on Zhang Shenyan from time to time, but he didn't expect someone to come and make trouble.Then he stretched out his hand to grab the man's hair, grabbed it, and slapped him twice in the face "crackling" from left to right.

This Han Tingxian was "punching the Nanshan Nursing Home" very hard, but unexpectedly he was lifted up and slipped away, and was stunned by two slaps.He was about to yell at him, but finally opened his eyes to see that he was the number one general under Zhang Shun's command, and he was so scared that he peed his pants.

It turned out that this guy followed the "Zijin Liang" around, but the news was well-informed. He had known that Zhang Shun had a fierce general called "The Great Sage Equaling Heaven", who was invincible on the battlefield.How could he dare to show his teeth at this moment, so he could only squeeze out an ugly smile and shouted: "Grandpa, please forgive me! The villain got into a fight with the boss for a while, and I hope the strong man will forgive me!"

I, Wukong, am not a murderer, so what is wrong with me?So Wukong threw him out and scolded "Get out!"The fellow grunted twice outside the door, got up, and limped away as if relieved.

Seeing that it was Wukong, Zhang Shenyan quickly wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, cupped his hands and said, "Thanks to the strong man for saving me, otherwise this old man will die today!"

"It's okay, it's okay!" Wukong said indifferently, "My master asked me to watch you, as long as you don't die or run away! You are welcome."

Zhang Shenyan was speechless for a while, this is really a fool.It is said that it was "Optimus Prime" who lied to him at the beginning, so he joined the gang and recognized his master. Zhang Shenyan thought of this, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, thinking: "This thief fooled this idiot, how can I not fool him? With the power of this person, not only the thief leader 'Optimus Prime' will not worry about getting rid of him, but who can stop the bandits in the world?"

Therefore, Zhang Shenyan hurriedly coaxed: "My dear disciple, I am your master's father."

"What!" Wukong glared angrily when he heard the words, and Zhang Shenyan was so frightened that his legs were limp. The monkey said angrily, "So you are the water bandit Liu Hong? How do you say you raped the daughter of Yin Kaishan!"

"Ah?" Zhang Shenyan was startled when he heard the words, and then remembered that this guy is a lunatic, but his ideas are different, how dare he respond?Fortunately, he calmed down and remembered the plot of "Journey to the West", and quickly changed his words, "I am not the water bandit Liu Hong, I am the number one scholar Chen Guangrui!"

When Wukong heard that this fellow was the water bandit Liu Hong, he was quite happy.When he read "Journey to the West" at the beginning, he missed this key point.This monkey has been obsessed with it for many years, but now that he meets the deity, he still wants to ask him for advice.

In the end, after asking for a long time, this person was not Liu Hong, but Chen Guangrui, the champion of suffering.Wukong's mood suddenly faded, he patted Zhang Shenyan sympathetically and said, "So it was you who wore that hat!"

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