please make me king

Chapter 143 Sister-in-law
"What?" Xing was taken aback, and quickly asked, "Little brother, what's the matter with you? Isn't the big guys working together well? Why did you go out and do it alone? Now the officers and soldiers are strong, and the rebel army is weak. Only in this way can we tide over the difficulties together!"

"How come I don't know the truth of what my sister-in-law said?" Zhang Shun smiled wryly, "However, I have a quarrel with the second leader. If the two of us stay together for a long time and feel uncomfortable with each other, it's better to be out of sight and out of mind!"

When Mrs. Xing heard this, she couldn't help being happy, and said with a smile: "You have made a lot of money, and even my sister-in-law is hiding it from me. You are such a ghost! Don't say that the second master is 'Zijinliang' , even I will be tempted to hear it!"

"I'm all to blame for co-authoring this matter?" Zhang Shun said with a wry smile, "Han Tingxian, the military adviser of the second master, also took the opportunity to play tricks. I suspected that this matter had something to do with the second master. As a result, the second master 'Zijin Liang' came back and not only did not punish him. He, on the contrary, wants to take it out of my hands, I have to guard against it!"

"And!" Mrs. Xing gave him a blank look, and said, "You are still playing tricks with sister-in-law, since you have to guard against it, why don't you run away overnight, and come to sister-in-law instead?"

"Haha, my sister-in-law has good eyesight!" Zhang Shun boasted with a sneer, he went to the camp this time to make connections, just thinking that he could unite and suppress the momentum of "Zijin Liang", and warned him not to go too far.He was not very familiar with this "sister-in-law" at first, and couldn't help but look like a long-lost sibling, and shouted affectionately.It's just that she didn't expect that the Xing family was not a fuel-efficient lamp, and she made it clear.

Fortunately, Xing did not threaten too much, but smiled and said: "I know, you want to follow the story of Lian Wu Kangwei, I don't know if it is true or not?"

"Yes yes yes!" Zhang Shun replied repeatedly, the Three Kingdoms script was quite popular in the late Ming Dynasty, and this Xing family knew a lot, so it is appropriate to use this example as an analogy.

As a result, Mrs. Xing didn't continue this topic, but said to him: "Sister-in-law is very hungry, let's not talk about business. Since you call me sister-in-law, I don't care about sister-in-law, so I can call you uncle!" Uncle came earlier, so he probably didn't eat, how about having a light meal with sister-in-law?"

Zhang Shun thought to himself: This Xing family will climb up the ladder, it's just a meal, can she still eat me?Thinking of this, he responded to the Xing family.

Mrs. Xing was overjoyed when she heard the words, and quickly ordered her servants to cook some side dishes, and prepared some "thin wine" to entertain Zhang Shun.Zhang Shun was in a hurry, and wanted to bring this up at the banquet several times, but Xing avoided the topic, making Zhang Shun anxious like an ant on a hot pot.

The two of them were full of wine and food for a while, and Xing's drink was a little hot, and his pretty face was flushed.She unbuttoned a button on her neckline, picked up the wine cup, drank half a glass, then walked up to Zhang Shun in a nonchalant way, and said with a smile: "Uncle is good at drinking, but sister-in-law is too strong. If you have the heart , and eat half of my remaining wine!"

When Zhang Shun heard it, he couldn't help being shocked: I think my sister-in-law is so clean, but she is so sloppy!She didn't mention the leftovers from her own meal, but she still wanted me to eat her mouth.It is really tolerable, what is unbearable!
But after all, there are demands from others, Zhang Shun suppressed his anger, and said: "Sister-in-law, I am a decent family, and I never eat people's mouths!"

Mrs. Xing was not annoyed when she heard the words, but smiled and said, "Uncle, calm down, you are very anxious. If you want to talk about business, let's talk about business."

"Uncle wants to implement the strategy of uniting Wu against Wei, but I don't know where the key lies. Uncle, do you know?"

When Zhang Shun heard that I was good at this, he quickly said: "Wei is divided into two parts of the world, Wu occupies a corner of the land, and Shu has no place to stand on. At that time, Wei was strong and Wu and Shu were weak, so the two weak supported each other and resisted the strong together." Wei, in order to survive."

"The situation at that time was quite similar to that of us now. Now the second leader has many soldiers and does not obey the rules. It is quite similar to the Wei State back then, and Chuangying and I are all kinds of Shu and Wu. If we can't work together, we will I am afraid that we will be defeated by the enemy one by one, and we will die without a place to die!"

Zhang Shun talked impassionedly for a long time, and Xing stared at him for a long time, until Zhang Shun was a little puzzled, and then burst out laughing.

Zhang Shun looked confused, and couldn't help asking strangely: "Why is sister-in-law laughing?"

"I laugh at Uncle, who was smart in the past, why is he a big goose now?" Xing said with a smile.

"Ah?" Zhang Shun was stunned. In the past, he always talked about everything, so why was he frustrated everywhere today?

Seeing his stupid look, Xing couldn't help reaching out and nodding his head with his fingers, and scolded with a smile: "Look at your stupid look! Is it true or not? The first step of Wu Shu joining forces is to Marriage! Uncle Liu Huang married Sun Xiaomei, just now we have joined forces!"

When Zhang Shun heard this, he couldn't help but slapped his thigh, he was overjoyed, and thought: I'm good at this, isn't it a marriage!

Zhang Shun quickly put on a smiling face, and said, "What's wrong with me, it turns out that it's the sister-in-law who wants to match the younger brother. I don't know if it's the younger sister of the Huang family? How old is she? How is she? How does she look?"

Xing said with a smile: "Uncle really has a heart. This younger sister of the Huang family is twenty years old. She is virtuous, beautiful and charming. She is no less than a sister-in-law. I wonder if you would like it?"

"My sister-in-law says it's up to me, so my younger brother will do it. My younger brother will let my sister-in-law decide!" Zhang Shun said with a smile.

Hearing that, Mrs. Xing took a deep look at Zhang Shun, chuckled, drank half of the remaining wine in one gulp, walked two steps closer, slowly stretched out her head, and sniffed lightly at Zhang Shun.

"Sister-in-law, smell it" Zhang Shun asked strangely, not knowing what kind of smell he had.As a result, just as Zhang Shun opened his mouth, before he finished speaking, he was blocked by Xing's gentle lips.

Zhang Shun was not an honest person.He just froze for a moment, then stretched out his big hand to hug that Xing family into his arms.

The two kissed for a long time, and they separated after being out of breath.Xing panted and laughed, "How about the younger sister of the Huang family? I don't know if you are satisfied, uncle?"

Zhang Shun said with a sneer: "Little sister is satisfied, and I am also very satisfied, but I don't know how the Huang family brother is satisfied?"

Xing spat at him and scolded: "What do you think your sister-in-law is? If uncle wants to, he will be your sister-in-law here! If you are ruthless, let's talk to your Huang family brother. Listen, sister-in-law, I have no complaints." !"

When Zhang Shun heard this, he couldn't help but secretly scolded himself for being dizzy, how could he say such nonsense?Since sister-in-law has become "Pan Jinlian", then "Brother Huang" has no choice but to become "Wu Dalang".This is the case, instead of taking advantage of the outsider "Ximen Qing", it is better to take advantage of his brother "Wu Erlang".

　Thanks to fans "Beware of Bookworms" for their rewards!This chapter is purely typed by the author, any resemblance is purely coincidental!The author has the cheek to think that this chapter can be worth two chapters, and today there is only this one update
　　
　
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