please make me king

The sky is bright and the east is white.

Ma Yingniang got up early, practiced a set of guns, sweated, wiped her body again, but changed into dry clothes, and then asked, "Did Your Highness still live in the study last night?"

"According to Mama Wu, I still haven't left the room today." Baoqin responded cautiously.

If the hostess sends her to "seduce His Highness" again, she will probably die of shame.

Last time she played the piano foolishly for several days, but Zhang Shun didn't even turn her head.

In the end, it was she and Ma Yingniang, master and servant, who went to Zhang Shun's study to "work for a day" in exchange for "a good night's sleep".

Thinking about it now, I feel embarrassing.

People often say: men chase women's interlayer mountain, women chase men's interlayer gauze.

In the end, the two master and servant coaxed Zhang Shun into the room with all their strength, it was a great shame and humiliation.

"That's a good relationship, I'll go out for a while!" Ma Yingniang smiled and couldn't help pushing the door out.

"Ah? Ma'am, you...you can't go empty-handed!" At this moment, Wu Ma came in with the food, and after hearing Ma Yingniang's words, she couldn't help but hastily answered.

As someone who has been there, Wu Ma didn't know that her master was Sichun?
It's just that Ma Yingniang has always been thin-skinned, so she didn't dare to tell the truth, so she gestured for the food in her hand.

"Hey? Don't say it, it's a good idea!" Ma Yingniang's eyes lit up, and she couldn't help but praise.

It turned out that Zhang Shun liked to sleep late, and Ma Yingniang originally wanted to break in and give him a "surprise".

Now there is an excuse again, which kills two birds with one stone.

"Is this going to work?" Baoqin couldn't help asking as she watched Ma Yingniang bouncing away with the food.

"What's the point? You've been with Madam for so long, how come you still don't understand her mind?" Wu Ma asked with a mysterious smile.

"Young man, you are very angry in the morning. If there is something wrong, isn't it caused by His Highness's lust?"

"Ah, here." Baoqin suddenly realized that her wife would wake up His Highness every now and then, and her feelings were just rushing to wipe her guns and get out of the fire!
Poor Ma Yingniang and her team had calculated well, but they didn't expect that Zhang Shun had already "wiped the gun and went off the rails".

Although Mrs. Bai and Kong Sizhen were totally unwilling, they had no choice but to flatter them.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" Zhang Shun asked impatiently while panting.

"I, Yingniang!" A gentle and virtuous voice came from outside the door.

"Ah?" Zhang Shun couldn't help but gasped, like a mouse seeing a cat.

He hurriedly put on his clothes and said in a panic: "Quick, quick, you two find a place to hide!"

"Ah?" Mrs. Bai and Kong Sizhen were dumbfounded.

The two of them took the initiative to come and sacrifice themselves, it was helpless, and now they were "caught and raped"?
However, the situation was stronger than others, and the two women had no choice but to swallow their anger.

"That...that Your Highness, the guilty concubine should just hide on the bed and keep quiet," Madam Bai suggested weakly.

According to King Shun's identity and status, is there anyone in the world who would dare to lift his bed to check?

"But you don't know that I am a woman who likes to lift my bed in the morning!" Zhang Shun couldn't help rubbing the center of his brows, and explained helplessly.

"Ah?" Mrs. Bai and Kong Sizhen were shocked when they heard the words, and they were about to get dressed.

Unexpectedly, Ma Yingniang couldn't wait any longer, and only heard a "plop", and the door was kicked open by her.

Then, Ma Yingniang walked in with the food swaggeringly, and said strangely: "What are you doing, why didn't you open the door for me for a long time!"

"Uh, so, you. You have two more sisters. I'll be fine, as you can see!" At first, Zhang Shun wanted to tell a few lies to fool her, but when he saw her sniffing sensitively Sniffing, I chose the method of "dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water".

"Zhang Shun!" Ma Yingniang felt her head bang when she heard this, she couldn't help but threw the food and stepped forward to grab him.

"Yingniang, listen to me. Listen to my explanation!" Seeing that she didn't throw up the food, he was relieved, Zhang Shun couldn't help turning his eyes.

"Explanation? What explanation do I want! If you have any excuse, tell your sisters!" Ma Yingniang laughed angrily, and was about to rush out the door and call other women.

"Wait!" However, at this moment, a rather majestic voice sounded.

Ma Yingniang turned her head to look, and saw a rather beautiful and fierce woman coming out of it with a majestic expression.

Just listen to her questioning and asking: "The sage has said: the king is the guide for the ministers, the father is the guide for the son, and the father is the guide for the wife. As the wife of His Highness, you can't help him to recruit wives and concubines and reproduce children. You can be called jealous; Submissive, gentle and courteous, it can be said that the inferior offends the superior!"

"You are fierce and jealous, you can get out."

"You taught me how to be a woman?" Ma Yingniang was almost annoyed by her, and she couldn't help retorting, "You should put on your clothes first!"

"The sage also said that the beginning of etiquette lies in the correct attire."

"As a woman, you appear naked in other men's rooms, what kind of face do you have, and you say such words!"

This Mrs. Bai has always been shrewd and capable, and used to bossing her around, but she never expected to be robbed by Ma Yingniang, and she couldn't help but hide her face and walk away in shame.

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I was the only one wrong, why are you angry at her again!" Zhang Shun dared to act boldly, seeing that Ma Yingniang's anger was still there, he quickly stepped forward.

"Yo, yo, you are so brave, so why don't you explain to the sisters what's going on?" Seeing that Zhang Shun was protecting him, Ma Yingniang couldn't help but get even more angry.

And after Ma Yingniang's tossing, a group of women rushed over in shock.

"What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the noise in the morning?" The red lady was quite prestigious among the girls, so she couldn't help asking first.

"Ask him, you bastard!" Ma Yingniang was so angry that she didn't want to speak at all.

"Uh..." Zhang Shun stood up and scanned the circle, only seeing his wives, big and small, surrounded by them.

Some looked disdainful, some looked calm, some looked puzzled, and some were old gods.

The most irritating thing was that Gao Guiying and Li Xiang even moved a stool and sat down, so they could spend their free time eating melon seeds and preparing to watch a play.

Zhang Shun's thoughts suddenly changed, secretly wondering what reason he hadn't used.

"Your Highness, General Li has sent a letter stating that Duke Yan Sheng of the Confucian Mansion has surrendered to the Rebel Army, and a letter must be posted!" Just as this battle was about to break out, a high-pitched voice sounded outside the door at the right time.

"Okay, very good! I'll send you in after I clean up!" Zhang Shun wiped the cold sweat off his face, and said to himself: Thanks to Gao Qiqian, this king has escaped another catastrophe!