please make me king

Chapter 222 The Battle of Beauty
The rebel army defeated Liaozhou with five drums on a snowy night. It seemed easy, but in fact it was taken for granted.Zhang Shun thought about it carefully, and found that the rebel army first went south, and mobilized most of the troops in Shanxi to leave the central part.

Then the rebel army suddenly turned to the north, and defeated Zhang Zongheng, the governor of Xuanda who followed him.Taiyuan and Liaozhou in Shanxi were empty, so they were naturally taken advantage of by the rebels.It seemed simple, but it was actually the rebel army's clever campaign command methods, which made up for the rebel army's tactical disadvantages with combat methods.

Zhang Shun got something, so he didn't care about rest, he pulled his subordinates and staff to analyze and research, and after everyone got something, he let them go.

Zhang Shun was not idle here, nor were the Yijun and the others.Liaozhou City, which was captured by the rebels for the first time, was like a skinned fat sheep. "Zijinliang", "Chuangjiang", "Eight Great Kings", "Sweeping King", "Xing Honglang" and others also had their own gains.

Zhang Shun and the others tossed and tossed all night, tired and sleepy, they hurriedly found a place to rest and prepared to take a rest.As a result, Zhang Shuncai lay down with his clothes on for a while, only to be woken up by Wukong.

Zhang Shun felt a little angry about getting up, and said angrily: "Didn't I say it's nothing urgent, don't call me!"

"Master!" Wukong responded with a smile, "The second leader sent someone to call you, do you think it's urgent?"

"Okay! I blamed you, Wukong!" Zhang Shun apologized helplessly when he heard the words, "I'll just go over and have a look, and I don't know what happened again?"

Zhang Shun managed to tidy up his clothes, then led Wukong and Li Xin to the residence of "Zijinliang" with sleepy eyes.

The second head "Zijin Liang" lived in the capital of the former governor of Liaozhou, and the former governor was directly hacked to death in the bed by the rebels. That "Zijin Liang" had too much blood on his hands, so he no longer taboo.

Zhang Shun came in to take a look, and saw that the second master "Zijin Liang" was holding a woman with a monkey's butt smeared on her face and chewing there.

"Zijinliang" heard the voice of Zhang Shun coming in, looked up and saw that it was Zhang Shun, and said with a smile: "Little brother 'Optimus Prime', the former brother said that you don't know beauty and ugliness, you are still quite unconvinced .Now that my brother has got a stunning beauty, I am here to open your eyes!"

As soon as Zhang Shun heard it, a nameless fire rose in his heart: Niang Xipi, I have been tossing and sleeping all night, and I was woken up by you just when I closed my eyes.I came over in a hurry, thinking that something big happened, and feelings are just such a mess?

However, this guy is still the leader of the Thirty-Sixth Battalion, so Zhang Shun couldn't vent his anger, so he had to pretend to deal with it: "The second boss has a heart, where is the stunning beauty? Let the younger brother open his eyes!"

"Ah? You say you don't know beauty and ugliness, but you still don't recognize it. Just look, isn't this far away from the sky and right in front of you!" "Zijin Liang" laughed loudly when he heard this, and broke the head of the woman in his arms, letting her Facing Zhang Shun, let him see clearly and clearly.

Zhang Shun took a closer look and saw that the woman was pear blossoms with rain, and her eyes were swollen from crying.The wanton tears had already messed up that monkey butt-like makeup.Although Zhang Shun couldn't see it very clearly, at least he had a pair of self-makeup filter eyes that later generations practiced for many years.Where is this beauty?This is clearly a dominatrix!
Zhang Shun couldn't laugh or cry, in order to cope with the matter, he had no choice but to praise against his will: "Second leader has good eyesight, this girl is really a nine-day fairy who descended to the mortal world. She has a face full of embarrassment in a closed moon, and the appearance of sinking fish and wild goose! My little brother was born for nearly twenty years in vain. , to realize that there are such immortals in the world!"

"Zijin Liang" was very happy when he heard the words, so he smiled and said: "You have such a mouth, you can really boast. However, no matter how much you praise, I can't let you, brother, I want to keep it for myself to enjoy!"

Hearing this, Zhang Shun thought to himself: That's a good relationship, we brothers want to be together, I also think it's best for you to keep it for yourself!
However, Zhang Shun said: "Oh, the second master, you only let the younger brother watch it, and you don't let the younger brother eat it! You are really envious of me, younger brother."

Zhang Shun flattered his horse for a while, and when he understood it, he took his leave and left, planning to go back to his residence for a sleep.

As a result, just as Zhang Shun arrived at the door, he saw a person rushing in. Zhang Shun couldn't dodge in time, and was bumped by this person.Zhang Shun was considered strong anyway, the two bumped into each other unintentionally, but Zhang Shun was not knocked, but he himself was staggered by the shock.

The man looked up and saw that it was Zhang Shun, so he ignored him, and instead scolded angrily: "Wang Ziyong, you donkey ball, I'll fuck you!"

While cursing, the man pushed away the intercepting guards and rushed in.Seeing the situation, Zhang Shun couldn't communicate well, so he quickly followed in.I saw that person stepped forward and grabbed the "Zijin Liang", and was wrestling with him. The "delicate beauty" fell aside, trembling.

Zhang Shun hurried forward, pulled the man and shouted: "'King of Chaos', what do you mean? Why did you fight with the second master?"

It turned out that the person who rushed in was none other than the "King of Troubled Times", one of the thirty-six leaders of the rebel army.Zhang Shun was tugging on the "King of Troubled Times", the "Zijin Liang" finally got the chance, stepped forward and punched "King of Troubled Times" in the face, which swelled up the guy's face.

Seeing this, the "King of Troubled Times" couldn't help yelling: "'Optimus Prime'! You are the same as this bird man, and you deliberately sidelined the fight to get me beaten! I will never end with you!"

Zhang Shun was taken aback when he heard the words, and thought: What's the situation, why is the second master so shameless.I'm here to fight, why are you still taking the opportunity to play tricks?
Therefore, Zhang Shun quickly abandoned the "King of Troubled Times" and stretched out his hand to pull the "Zijin Liang" who was the second in charge. Seeing that Zhang Shun was pulling the "Zijin Liang", the "King of Troubled Times" immediately got a chance and stepped forward to hammer the "Zijin Liang". Liang" two punches.

This time "Zijin Liang" also yelled angrily, cursing: "'Optimus Prime', who are you with, you bastard? Why did you help him beat me up again!"

Seeing this, Zhang Shun let go, moved a stool to sit beside him, and said, "I've convinced you both, and if I want to beat you, I'll just stand here and watch, and I won't help each other. Help you fight, you have reason!"

Just as Zhang Shun finished speaking, another person broke into the room suddenly.Zhang Shun looked up and saw that it was the leader of the [-]th Battalion of the Rebel Army "Sundering Armor".The "Armor Breaker" entered the room and saw "Zijin Liang" and "King of Troubled Times" wrestling together, and the leader of the rebel army "Optimus Prime" was watching the battle with his legs crossed.

He couldn't help cursing angrily: "'Optimus Prime', straight mother thief! You just watch the Erdangjia and the 'Wang Shi Wang' brothers fight here? Why are you trying to persuade and pull!"

Zhang Shun laughed angrily when he heard the words, and scolded back: "You guys are really talented! When I pull the 'King of Chaos', the second leader takes the opportunity to punch; Stop it, straight girl thief, you've come here to scold me with an 'armour-piercing cone'! Cooperating with me, I'm no longer a human!"

"What the hell are you guys doing? Why do you turn your eyes against each other after a fight between brothers?"

Seeing that he had misunderstood Zhang Shun, the "armor piercer" was very embarrassed, so he told the truth embarrassingly.

It turned out that after the rebel army captured Liaozhou City, the "King of Troubled Times" took a fancy to this "delicate beauty" in a large family, so he ordered people to take it back to his residence, and planned to enjoy it carefully.Unexpectedly, they met the people of "Zijinliang" on the way. Seeing the beauty of this beautiful woman, the big guys took the opportunity to cheat, beat the people of "King of Troubled Times" away, and snatched this "peerless beauty".

The rebels under "Zijin Liang" knew that they and others couldn't enjoy it, so they dedicated her to the second master "Zijin Liang".The "Zijinliang" didn't know the secrets in it, enjoyed it since ancient times, and called Zhang Shun to show off by the way.

"Armor Breaker" explained the matter clearly, and asked, "Brother 'Optimus Prime', who do you want to use this beauty for?"

When Zhang Shun heard this, he was also dumbfounded.Although he didn't think this was a "stunning beauty" at all, he couldn't stand the blindness of these three people!

Let's assume that she is a stunning beauty, so if we want to say that the second boss has worked hard and deserves everything, isn't that just talking nonsense! The "King of Troubled Times" will definitely make trouble.

If it is said that the second master should return it to the "king of troubled times", not to mention whether the "king of troubled times" accepts "second-hand products", looking at the appearance of the second master who has never seen a woman in eight lifetimes, he must turn his face to the face.

If he said that they are all brothers of his own family, what should we share between you and him, and we can enjoy it together, then things will develop in a strange direction.

If Zhang Shun could be more honest, he would directly say: What kind of eyes do you two have? What is an ugly monster worth?The house is neither yours nor his, so you can go back to his house.It is estimated that Zhang Shun himself has gone crazy.

Zhang Shun had no choice but to twitch the corners of his mouth, and said with a smile: "I'm still young, I don't know much about feelings, so I can't judge who is right and who is wrong. In my humble opinion, peace is the most important thing in this matter, don't hurt brother Goodwill is good!"

Zhang Shun slyly said the correct nonsense, but it still couldn't solve the problem.Thus, "Zijin Liang" and "King of Troubled Times" staged a martial arts performance in front of them again.

Zhang Shun and "Armor Breaker" had no choice but to pull the two apart.As soon as he let go, the two rushed forward and wrestled together again.So again and again, while Zhang Shun was politely fighting, his thoughts diverged and he thought: This matter is really like a fighting match. If he and the "armor-breaking cone" fight once, the two sides will have a round, and he doesn't know who will win in the end. Victory in this real fight!

Facts have proved that Zhang Shun thought too much, the two of them had a bruised nose and a swollen face, and they were exhausted, but in the end they couldn't separate themselves from each other.The two couldn't move anymore, so they had to lie on the ground and scold each other.

Zhang Shun looked at these two idiots, and felt that the absurdity was indescribable.

These are the two leaders of the rebel army who just participated in the Megatron Shanxi military operation. Just for an inexplicable woman, they staged a full-scale martial arts in the city they just occupied. What a promise!

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