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Chapter 393 New Year's Eve

It's not that Zhang Shun doesn't know the meaning of Hong Niangzi sending the arrow over, but he is not a pervert who would die without a woman, and there is no need to do it at this time.

So Zhang Shun waved his hands and said, "It's almost the Chinese New Year, everyone is busy at this time, isn't that good?"

How could Jian'er let her go so easily when she was alone with Zhang Shun?So, she wanted to cry and said, "Master, you don't want to do this, and you don't want to do that. Don't tell me you despise my humble background and plan to go find that pair of 'fox spirits'?"

Zhang Shun couldn't laugh or cry when he heard the words. After he married Li Xiang and Liu Rushi, he had been with them for a long time.Now that I have just come back, if I go to find the two of them again, wouldn't it annoy Hong Niangzi and Li Sanniang even more?
Zhang Shun felt that although he was a straight man of steel, he was not so stupid.So, he scolded with a straight face: "What nonsense are you talking about? What kind of vixen, big or small!"

But seeing Jian'er's miserable appearance, he waved his hand and said, "Stop crying, lead the way!"

Jian'er couldn't help weeping with joy, grabbed Zhang Shun's sleeve with one hand, and bouncingly pulled him to rest.

By the time Zhang Shun had almost rested, it was already afternoon, and it was not long before New Year's Eve.Zhang Shun also quickly changed into new clothes and came out. Although he couldn't help much, he took advantage of the fight to start.

Anyway, Hong Niangzi made all the arrangements clearly, and Zhang Shun didn't need to worry about it.After the sun went down, when it was time to hold the lamps, everyone lit up all the lamps in the house, and the house was brightly illuminated.This is called "burning the lamp to illuminate the year" or "lighting the fire", also known as "lighting the waste", and it is not over until dawn.

Then, under the order of the red lady, a sumptuous dinner was served again, with refreshments and melons and fruits, and everyone gathered together and started to boil.In short, except that there is no Spring Festival Gala, it is generally not much different from New Year's Eve in later generations.

At this time, Li Sanniang, Zhu'er, Li Xiang and Liu Rushi also came over, plus the "little baby" family of eight, celebrating the new year happily, no wonder!
Although the red lady, Li Sanniang and Li Xiang had never looked up and looked down before, they had never gathered together like this before.Now everyone is fighting against soldiers, generals against generals, sitting face to face like this, there is indeed a bit of gunpowder in it.

Zhang Shun was also a little embarrassed, so he had to warmly greet him: "Eat, eat, everyone, how about having a taste of this New Year's Eve dinner!"

It doesn't matter if he doesn't say anything, when he opens his mouth, Li Xiang will be the first to say: "Oh, my family has a small appetite, how can I eat so much? Let's ask these two to eat more."

The red lady gave her a sideways glance, thinking: Is this coquettish fox laughing at us for being fat?Slim figures were also popular in the Ming Dynasty. Although the figures of Hong Niangzi and Li Sanniang were not bad, after all, they were not as strong as the specially trained master and servant.

Especially Li Sanniang is pregnant now, how can there be any figure to speak of?So Li Sanniang unceremoniously put a chicken leg in her bowl, and said with a smile, "I can't help it, I have to eat double servings, eat one, and replace the other, please don't laugh!"

This time Li Xiang and Hong Niangzi are both embarrassed, we all know that you are pregnant, why are you showing off!
Such a red lady is not easy to get along with, so she also answered: "It's okay, Sanniang, eat more. These meals are specially prepared for everyone by my order. If there is anything that doesn't suit your taste, what do you want to eat? Yes, tell me all, I will ask my servants to make a few more at any time, so that everyone can eat happily!"

Well, this time it's Li Xiang and Li Sanniang's turn to frown.This red lady's words are very pleasant, why does it sound so unpleasant?You look like a hostess, we are all concubines now?

So the two were also gearing up, ready to wait for an opportunity to fight back.Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhang Shun quickly put on the posture of being in charge, and shouted: "Don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep, you all calm down!"

The three women rolled their eyes when they heard this, but they were not ashamed to overturn the table on New Year's Eve.I just muttered to myself: "Don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep? Why do I remember that you like to eat meat when you sleep, and you yelled while eating, but now you are talking about us!"

Zhang Shun pretended he didn't hear it, picked up a chopstick and prepared to gag their mouths.As a result, this dish was picked up, and Zhang Shun realized that they would have to argue about the order, so he just put it in his own bowl and ate it.

I don't want to serve you any more, you can do whatever you like.When Zhang Shun was half full, the red lady waved her slender hand and said, "The head of the household is sitting here, and we are all restrained, please go and sit aside and eat melon seeds!"

Zhang Shun scratched his head, so he had no choice but to take a bowl of soup and sit on the side.Liu Rushi, Jian'er, and Zhu'er were well-behaved, each of them grabbed two handfuls of melon seeds for him, and put them on the table for him to knock and play.

Zhang Shun saw that even their maids didn't want to suffer a little, so he was even more frightened, for fear that they would fight on the spot.

As a result, Zhang Shun stared at it for a while, and found that their conversation became more and more lively instead, each of them looked like sisters who hadn't seen each other for a long time, and even made some nasty jokes from time to time.

From this point of view, his table and chairs were saved today.Zhang Shun felt a little relieved, and began to knock on the melon seeds.

After a while, the candle oil in the room gradually ran out, so Liu Rushi, Jian'er and Zhu'er rushed to change it.Zhang Shun saw that they were scrambling to be the first, and quickly stopped Liu Rushi and Zhu'er, two idiots, for fear that they would burn themselves and burn the newly built house.At that time, the New Year's Eve is booming, but I have no place to live at home.

After finally changing the candles and lamp oil, Zhang Shun saw the three of them still chatting and laughing, and wondered if he would teach them to fight the landlord?Isn't there a joke in later generations that three Chinese people will fight the landlord, and four Chinese people will play mahjong?

But at this time, Li Sanniang suddenly called Zhu'er, and slowly stood up with the help of Hong Niangzi and Li Xiang, and said, "I can't do it anymore, I'm so tired, I can't stay up late with you!"

It turned out that Li Sanniang was pregnant, and she was afraid that if she endured it for a long time, she would lose her fetal gas, so she went to the side room to rest early.So the Romance of the Three Kingdoms turned into a confrontation between the North and the South, Zhang Shun had no choice but to stare at Hong Niangzi and Li Xiang with big eyes, look at me, I look at you, and see who blinks first!
Persuasion is impossible, and it is so easy to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight, how can I get myself burned again?Let them go, enough trouble, be honest when you are tired!
Zhang Shun was bored admiring the beauty of the two of them by himself, while thinking heartlessly: The red lady is a bit knowledgeable, and it is not impossible to be a married couple.It's just that if Huang Lai'er finds out, he might come and fight me hard!
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