please make me king

Chapter 558
Zhang Shun didn't mention it after working hard all night, so he had to get up early the next morning with two dark circles, pale face, listless expression, and out of breath.

As soon as he left the door, the "big apprentice Sun Wukong" praised him when he met him: "Master is very good!" As a result, Zhang Shun's face turned dark and he didn't want to talk to him.

Wukong suddenly became a little unhappy, and thought: Master, what does this mean?According to common sense, you shouldn't boast a few words, my old grandson just borrowed the slope to get off the donkey.Then I will ask you the mother-in-law you promised me before, how did you find it?Does the master still have to play tricks and refuse to admit it?
After that, Zhang Shun arrived at the meeting place, and just saw Zhang Shenyan, Song Xiance, Zhao Yutou, Zhang Dudu, Han Lin and others.I saw them whispering one by one, looking at Zhang Shun from time to time, pointing and pointing, it's really hateful!

It's no wonder that Zhang Shun's complexion is not good. Originally, he thought that although he worked hard, as long as he could hug left and right, it would be worth it to be happy like a fairy.

Never thought, one monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, and three monks have no water to drink!Three monks are like this, let alone four wives?

Originally, after Zhang Shun ordered people to bring the big bed over, Hong Niangzi and Li Xiang were still competing with each other.

Hehe, you won't let my old lady back down, will you?Then I'll take it off, you see how you deal with it!

It's just a trick!Who is afraid of anyone, if you dare to take it off, so will my wife!
Good guy, after a while, the two of them stripped themselves clean, and Zhang Shun was about to drool when he saw it.

As a result, one rolled to the left wrapped in a quilt, and the other rolled to the right wrapped in a quilt, and each covered their heads, leaving Zhang Shun there to dry.

Well, since that's the case, it's better for everyone to sleep peacefully!Zhang Shun was already very sleepy, so he didn't bother to take care of them, and planned to make a bed on the floor to deal with falling down overnight.

As a result, Jian'er and Liu Rushi came over, one grabbed his left arm, the other grabbed his right arm, dragging him onto the bed.

Zhang Shun had no choice but to lie down on the middle bed: I'm asleep, you can do whatever you want!

So Hong Niangzi teased him on the left, and Li Xiang seduced him on the right.In just a moment, the majestic King Shun became "Optimus Prime".

Zhang Shun originally wanted to turn into a beast, so he rushed over.Never thought that Hong Niangzi and Li Xiang couldn't let go in front of each other, so they just pushed him to the opposite side.

Come on, how can you sleep like this?
At this moment, Zhang Shun finally achieved the achievement of embracing left and right and sleeping together in the same bed.It's just that this achievement is a bit different from his imagination!

The four of them tossed about and it was almost dawn, Zhang Shun closed his eyes for a while in a daze.It's just that there is still business today, so I had to squint for a while, and I could only get up with sleepiness.

Seeing that everyone had arrived, Zhang Shun coughed dryly twice, looking like a gentleman, and asked: "How is the carving of the tombstone? Can I use it later!"

Dudu Zhang hurriedly stood up and responded: "After the lord gave the order last night, I summoned all the stonemasons in the city overnight. When I saw it just now, it was almost finished! The inscriptions and handwriting were all drafted by Mr. Zhang. Please check it!"

After speaking, Dudu Zhang handed over a roll of paper.In fact, the inscriptions were almost finished, and Zhang Shun didn't make much difference whether he read them or not.It's just that as the master, he still has to go through the process that should be followed.Zhang Shun glanced hastily, and boasted: "That's right, Mr. Zhang's calligraphy and writing skills are getting better and better!"

Zhang Shenyan said a few polite words, and then Zhang Shun continued: "According to the policy discussed yesterday. First, we must make a big fanfare so that the people in the city know; second, we must be solemn and solemn, highlighting the difference between rebels and officers and soldiers; third. "

Zhang Shunzheng was emphasizing how to proceed, only to hear a shout, and someone came to report: "The villain is ordered by General Zhao Lizi, to report: His Royal Highness Fu is still bored in the mansion, and he wants to participate in this matter. I don't know if the Lord is fair or not?"

Cao Wenzhao's expression changed when he heard this, but he didn't say a word, just to see how Zhang Shun would respond.

Compared with Zhang Shun's habitual reaction to expression, his mind was always sharp.He thought to himself: Although Zhao Lizi's ability has improved a lot, he is still young, can he send someone to talk about this kind of thing in person?

Zhang Shenyan was also taken aback, and was about to react, but unexpectedly, Zhang Shun shook his head lightly at him, and said to himself: "This is a grand event for our rebel army, His Royal Highness Fu is willing to condescend to come here, I'm waiting to welcome you , how can I refuse?"

"This matter should not be said by His Royal Highness Fu Wang. This king should come to invite him personally. It's just that from yesterday to now, everything has been complicated and I can't take care of it. Please forgive me. I will ask Mr. Zhang to help me draft a post, and I respectfully invite His Highness Fu to come to watch the ceremony." !"

Zhang Shenyan couldn't help but his eyes lit up when he heard the words, and thought: My lord is getting more and more scheming, and he handles such things so seamlessly!

The sentence "This is a grand event for our rebel army" directly characterizes this matter, and King Fu, as the prince of Ming Dynasty, has no right to intervene in this matter.

The sentence "This king should come to invite you in person" directly distinguishes the host from the guest, pointing out that your participation in this event, King Fu, is just a guest watching the ceremony.

"Help me draft a post" is to give Fu Wang enough face, respecting his position and ignoring his power.Let me directly tell everyone here that King Fu is a signboard, and I, King Shun, have the final say on the affairs of Luoyang City!

Among everyone present, apart from Zhang Shun, Zhang Shenyan is the highest ranked.Followed by Zhang Dudu, Lu Weiqi, Song Xiance and Cao Wenzhao.

In particular, Cao Wenzhao, as the "No. [-] good general in the Ming Dynasty", besides his outstanding military talent, his political sense is not insensitive.He didn't even mention such nonsense as "blessing but not obedience".

If Zhang Shun has the ability to suppress the situation, he will be honest.If he shows a slight weakness, he will jump out and fight you.If "the west wind overwhelms the east wind", he will wait for the opportunity to turn against the guest.

When Cao Wenzhao saw that Zhang Shun had easily settled the matter with a few words, he felt admiration in his heart, and put out other thoughts for the time being.

The people discussed and decided, and then they rode tall horses, wore solemn clothes, and walked on several avenues in Luoyang with great fanfare.

There were twenty big men in front, holding gongs and drums in their hands. While beating gongs and drums to clear the way, they shouted loudly: "The officers and soldiers of the Ming Dynasty have no morals and hurt innocent people. King Shun is benevolent and thinks that the people are innocent. He specially ordered people to search the city. The corpses outside the city were buried in random graves outside the city. A monument was erected as a sacrifice, and the soul returned!"

The people of Luoyang had vaguely heard about this incident last night, but the folk customs of this season have always been festive and mournful.Many people just regard it as irrelevant trifles and don't take it seriously.

Now the city is full of gongs and drums, as if Ma Yingniang's theater troupe came to perform before, which naturally attracts everyone to go out and look around.There are also children in their seventies and eighties, all following behind, yelling and screaming, as if they are celebrating a new year, it is very lively.

Not to mention, those small merchants, like flies who smelled the smell, quickly picked up the burden, followed closely behind, and shouted loudly:

"Candied haws, candied haws, sweet and big candied haws!"

"Sugar man, sugar man, who buys sugar man!"

"Maltose, maltose, maltose sticking to the teeth!"

Good guy, I don't know, I thought there was a temple fair in Luoyang City today.

Zhang Shun adopted the hype tactics of later generations of merchants, and immediately made this matter known to the whole city.He really stunned all the ministers under his command, the gentry and the common people in the city.

How about holding a funeral, but still having the effect of a temple fair?

(End of this chapter)