please make me king

Chapter 84 "Shulaibao"

Not to mention that because of the stupid operation of the second leader "Zijinliang", all ambitious people in the rebel army are ready to move, and their power is at stake without knowing it. "Zijinliang" also happily dispatched envoys to issue the "Leader's Order" ordering the rebels to withdraw from the occupied city and gather in Jiuxian Town, Yueyang County to accept the matter of appeasement.

Because the rebel army was scattered and they moved their own cameras, they couldn't get in touch with each other for a while, and all the people under the command of "Zijin Liang" suddenly became idle.Seeing this situation, Zhang Shun bid farewell to "Zijinliang" and said, "Second leader, your family has a great career, and you have already saved a lot of money before you were recruited. I, 'Optimus Prime', am young, unmarried, and have just joined the rebel army." , and I have no extra money. I will be recruited by the government soon, so I can't do this kind of business without money. I will take this opportunity to earn some extra money for my future marriage."

"Zijin Liang" laughed and said, "Little brother, you are still too young. You didn't rob women or property a few days ago, do you regret it now? It's a pity that our brothers have passed by a few times around here." It’s gone, there shouldn’t be anything left. Why don’t you go to a place farther away and have an autumn breeze!”

"Oh, why do you think I'm so stubborn!" Zhang Shun expressed remorse and said, "If I knew I would snatch a few beautiful girls, I would have saved even the wedding money."

"Haha!" "Zijinliang" was very happy to see Zhang Shun's remorse at the beginning, and pointed out with the appearance of an elder who had come here, "Don't let Liu Wei, the special envoy of the governor, know, I tell you, you go to Guo Yu Village. The village is not far from Douzhuang. Since the Chenghua period, there have been countless candidates who have been promoted and Jinshi in this village. Official servants, governors, Hanlin, Taiwan provinces, supervisors, and order-keepers have never stopped. The beautiful wives and beautiful concubines in the village, and the ladies of the family can be picked by you, are you afraid that there will be no women?"

Hearing this, Zhang Shun was almost drooling, and hurriedly bid farewell to "Zijin Liang", looking impatient.I happened to go out, but was stopped by the Daoist of Wuxu, who also looked wretched, and said: "Little brother 'Optimus Prime', don't worry about sharpening your knife and chopping firewood. Hongwan, I will give you one to help you fight hard for a long time."

Zhang Shun immediately beamed with joy when he heard the words, quickly took the pill of the Taoist practitioner in his hands, put it away carefully, and then bid farewell to everyone and left.It was at this time that Han Tingxian came belatedly and came to visit "Zijinliang" and persuade him to complete the recruitment as soon as possible so as not to have long nights and dreams.

When Zhang Shun returned to the camp, he immediately unwrapped the pill, and sure enough, he saw a small note in it, which said: "Beware of Han Tingxian!"

It turned out that Taoist Ma didn't eat nothing in the "Zijinliang" camp. Although he didn't see the collusion between Han Tingxian and Liu Wei, he guessed that the two might have conspiracies from their seemingly estranged but actually close actions. He warned Yu Zhangshun.

In fact, Zhang Shun doesn't care much about these things anymore, no matter what strategy you have, you still have to do it once, and you have to increase your strength as soon as possible.Therefore, Zhang Shun immediately summoned all the generals to leave the camp and left Yangcheng all the way to the west.

As a result, Zhang Shun did not rush to Guoyu Village, which was a little further west, but instead walked to the vicinity of Runcheng and settled down.It turned out that Zhang Shun came here on purpose to continue casting cannons to protect himself.

Zhang Shun came here, but because of the looting by the rebel army, Run City, which was once a bustling scene, had long since become deserted.There are only some poor people who have nowhere to go, waiting to be fed here.

There were more than a dozen idlers at the foot of Runcheng, gathered together to listen to a man in his thirties playing allegro.As soon as Zhang Shun heard this bright voice, he couldn't help but sounded in his mind: "There are so many bamboo boards, let's not praise anything else! Let's praise Tianjin, Goubuli steamed stuffed bun!"

In fact, Zhang Shun misunderstood this. The history of playing bamboo boards was earlier than that of Tianjin Wei.This bamboo board is also called "shulaibao", also known as "jingle", "flow mouth", "practice mouth".It developed from the "Lotus Fall" of beggars, so the ancestor they enshrine is Zhu Yuanzhang, the Taizu of the Ming Dynasty.

The Allegro man sang while playing:
"Thinking about Qingtian, looking forward to Qingtian, but a thief Qingtian came.

The thief Qingtian, with a great reputation, specializes in killing dog officials and bullies.

When an official does not make decisions for the people, he is not as good as a dog to kill.

The bullies only oppress the people, and they are not as good as an animal if they are cut down.

You are a thief, with a good reputation, everyone invites you to be the emperor.

Officials become bandits, and bandits become officials, which has been reversed since ancient times.

Now it's time to change the court, so why don't you sit in the golden throne.

The dog officials and bullies are all killed, the people all over the world really like it!
I really like it! "

Zhang Shun brought the army over, but when he heard that he praised his "Shu Lai Treasure", he waved down the army behind him, and he and a few guards stopped there to listen.The man turned his back to Zhang Shun and didn't notice Zhang Shun's arrival. The others wanted to remind the man of his current situation.But seeing Zhang Shun and others staring at them, afraid of causing disaster, they dared not speak up.

After a while, the man finished singing and was about to continue when he heard someone applauding: "Okay! Good singing!"

The man turned around, and was about to boast a few words, but when he looked back, he saw a group of robbers. He was so frightened that he lost his allegro, and kowtowed like a kowtow: "My lord, spare me, I have no money, and I beg for a living." .When I came here, I had nothing to eat, so I had to sing a few lines of "Shu Lai Bao" to make everyone happy, and exchange for a meal. Your Majesty, please forgive me, I dare not sing again!"

Zhang Shun jumped off the horse, quickly helped him up, picked up the allegro that was thrown on the ground and returned it to him: "If you can sing, sing more, young master, I like to listen to your allegro!"

"Ah?" The man was dumbfounded, he couldn't tell whether it was good or bad.If the judgment is wrong, the king will lose his head if he cuts it down.While the man was struggling, he suddenly heard someone shouting again: "Team leader Cheng? Hey, it's really you! Why are you here and have fallen to this level?"

"Ah? You are Zhang Sanbai? Where is your leader Liu? Why did you follow?" Fortunately, the "leader Cheng" responded in a timely manner and immediately covered his mouth.

"From what?" Zhang Shun looked at him with a half-smile.

"Ah? Joined. Joined the army!" Leader Cheng slapped his thigh and said.

"Haha!" Zhang Shun finished laughing, and asked Zhang Sanbai, "But an old acquaintance? Really good singing!"

"Yes, my lord. This is also a circus troupe. The leader of this troupe is relatively weak. He made a living by performing in Mengjin, learning to amuse and sing. I never thought it would be here." Zhang Sanbai also laughed.

"Ah? Yes, we are our own people. By the way, is it okay for me to sing this?" The class leader Cheng asked fearfully.

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