please make me king

Chapter 854 The Mantis Catches the Cicada Oriole Behind
"You are capable!" Zhang Shun yelled furiously, "I will fight big battles outside, and you will fight small battles at home. You are all born great generals!"

"Prince Shun, you have to make the decision for me!" Seeing this, Zeng Yurou immediately sold herself out.

She pointed to her own face, pear blossoms with rain, looking like she was dying.

"Look at my head, and my face, it's all done by this wicked woman!"

"Not only that, but she also wants to strip me naked for outsiders to see!"

Zhang Shun looked at Zeng, although it had been a while, but the five finger prints on her face hadn't disappeared, and a piece of her head had been beaten blue, and she felt distressed immediately.

He couldn't help but glared at Ma Yingniang and said, "I used to think that you could entrust important matters to me, how can you be such an idiot this time?"

"She scolded me!" Ma Yingniang argued with a look of aggrieved little daughter-in-law.

"You just do it when she scolds you?" Zhang Shun was amused.

"I can't scold you, but you have to avoid the truth and strike the falsehood!" Ma Yingniang spoke eloquently.

"Heh, the art of war has been used, you are a good headmaster!" Zhang Shun sarcastically said, "Then you also want to be Lu Zhishen!"

"That's right, let her go to Wutai Mountain to become a monk. No, she should become a teacher!" Zeng Yurou became excited when she heard this.Shigu is the common name for nuns in Ming Dynasty.

"That Lu Zhishen became a monk after beating Zhenguanxi to death with three punches!" Zhang Shun replied coldly.

Zeng Yurou was going to wilt all of a sudden, and didn't dare to call out again.If she became a "Zhenguanxi", what does it matter to "Lu Zhishen" whether he becomes a monk or not?

"Look at her, she's going to shave my head bald!" Ma Yingniang was not easy to mess with, so she quickly complained.

"Who can say for sure, what if I like bald women!" Zhang Shun sneered.You can't give them a good face, or you will push your nose in the face again.

Good guy, Ma Yingniang was also taken aback. She was afraid that Zhang Shun would shave her head bald, so she didn't dare to say anything.

In the Ming Dynasty, the fashion gradually developed, and many nuns might have sexual behaviors, which were praised by some literati with special hobbies.

That Ma Yingniang was born in the market, and she has heard quite a lot about it.She couldn't be sure for a while whether Zhang Shun was mocking her or whether she really had any special hobbies.

Seeing the "arrogant arrogance" that suppressed Ma Yingniang and Zeng Yurou, Zhang Shun couldn't laugh or cry and said to Li Sanniang: "Sanniang, why are you meddling in this matter?"

"Who wants to care about your nonsense? Your own wife didn't take good care of her, but she messed with me instead!" Li Sanniang said with a gloomy look on her two children, Xiao Huaji and Xiao Ping'an, "I saw them making trouble. It was outrageous, and I was about to separate them, but who knew they would actually attack me!"

The youngest, Xiaopingan, is more than one year old and has just learned to walk, so he has to be held by someone for fear of falling.

Little Ping'an is like a combination of Zhang Shun and Li Sanniang, with Zhang Shun and Li Sanniang indistinctly in his eyebrows.

Zhang Shun, who had hardened his heart at first, couldn't help but soften his heart, and asked again: "Is Ping An all right, did you fall just now?"

Nima, Zeng Yurou and Ma Yingniang's heart skipped a beat, secretly shouting that it's not good!

"No...it's nothing!" Li Sanniang was silent for a while, and replied in a low voice.

"You're lying! Forget it, the child is skinny, it doesn't matter if you fall it." Zhang Shun smiled and stretched out his hand to hug Xiaopingan, but the child recognized his birth and timidly hid in Li Sanniang's arms.

"My dear son, don't be afraid! This is you!" Li Sanniang coaxed while hugging the child.

In fact, Xiaopingan was pushed down by the naughty Xiaohuaji, but Li Sanniang was worried that Zhang Shun would blame the adopted son, so she didn't dare to speak up.

Zhang Shun thought it was Li Sanniang who was protecting the two of them, so he withdrew his smile and said, "Look at Sanniang, who has refused to speak ill of you until now, and then look at the two of you. Intrigue, fighting in public, what is it all about?" Virtue, don't you feel ashamed?"

What am I ashamed of? It's not my mother-in-law fighting with others!
Unconvinced, Ma Yingniang couldn't help yelling: "I haven't said anything yet, why do you believe her one-sided words? Besides, I was thrown by her!"

"Then make excuses, I'll listen!"

"Okay! I... ah, you are biased!" Ma Yingniang was impatient, and this made no one talk!

Seeing Ma Yingniang deflated, the corners of Zeng Yurou's mouth curled up.

But before she could be happy, Zhang Shun waved his hand, pointed at him first and said: "You are causing trouble, take the lead in causing trouble, and take ten sticks in a while!"

Pointing to Ma Yingniang again, he said, "You take the lead, and then attack Sanniang for no reason. You will receive fifteen sticks in a while!"

"And you, don't do your business, meddle in something, and stay with you for a while!" Zhang Shun pointed at Li Sanniang again.

Originally, Zeng Yurou and Ma Yingniang were about to protest, but they were taken aback when they heard the last sentence.The two couldn't help but strongly dissatisfied: "Why? If you don't do her business, why do you want her to eat two sticks!"

It's not that the two have a strong sense of justice and want to complain for Li Sanniang.

It's just that although Zhang Shun is a jerk, he has always been rewarded and punished clearly.Now that he has resorted to punishment, there is absolutely no talk of reconciliation!
Since it's not a relationship, why should Li Sanniang be punished? This must be made clear!
Don't make a profit clearly, but actually suffer a big loss secretly.

"Sanniang, what do you think?" Zhang Shun didn't respond, but instead asked Li Sanniang.

What can Li Sanniang say?She likes Zhang Shun, but Zhang Shun doesn't like her!

Only after the two had Xiaopingan, not only did the two separate for a period of time, and she spent most of her time taking care of the two children, Zhang Shun hadn't been to her room for a long time.

Maybe two hits prove that he still has her in his heart?
Li Sanniang couldn't help but smiled bitterly and said: "It's me who has troubled too much, I would rather suffer twice!"

"What else do you want to say?" Zhang Shun asked Zeng Yurou and Ma Yingniang with a straight face.

The parties have no objections, so what else can they say?The two looked at each other, not knowing how to respond.

"Then who will execute it?" Ma Yingniang rolled her eyes and asked curiously.

"Of course I did it!" How can I let others see my mother-in-law's ass.

"Oh~" Ma Yingniang suddenly realized, remembering Gao Guiying's "beating" back then.This makes it clear why Li Sanniang was also "punished" with two sticks.

"Stop talking nonsense, get down and be punished obediently!" Zhang Shun shouted coldly.

"Oh!" Although she was a little embarrassed in front of the other two women, Ma Yingniang obediently found an inconspicuous corner and lay down.

Seeing that Ma Yingniang gave in, Zeng Yurou and Li Sanniang obediently found a place to lie down.At this time, Zeng Yurou suddenly remembered that there were two "men" in the room, and quickly called the maid to carry Xiao Huaji and Xiao Pingan out, and then lay down obediently.

The three of them just lay down, and then Zeng Yurou let out a scream.

What is this woman doing?Ma Yingniang felt strange and was about to turn her head to look at her, but suddenly her butt hurt, and she couldn't help but let out a scream of "ah".

Nima, you are serious!
(End of this chapter)