I am a policeman

Chapter 289 The game of jokes

Chapter 289 A Game Full of Jokes

"This is the place with the most beautiful environment in Xiangjiang. Not only can you enjoy the coolness in the mountains, but you can also enjoy the beautiful sea view. Don't look at the current house price of 700 million. It's actually not expensive, and it's far from the top.

In ten years, the housing price here will be in tens of millions, and in 20 years, it will even be in hundreds of millions. That is to say, owning such a villa will become a billionaire in 20 years. "

"Really or not, a house worth hundreds of millions is too exaggerated." Regarding Lei Weidong's statement, not to mention Hua Yihan, even Yang Jianhua didn't believe it.

“It’s not an exaggeration. Houses can be lived in or speculated on. Ten years ago, houses in Xiangjiang cost tens of thousands of 10,000+ sets, but now they start at hundreds of thousands.

After ten or 20 years, isn’t it normal to start with tens of millions or hundreds of millions, not to mention that this is a villa area, where all the rich people live, and the housing prices are higher than ordinary houses. Naturally, there are more people and less land. Stir fry upside down. "

"You are a big capitalist, and you must know more about housing prices than I do. A villa like this in 20 years may really exceed [-] million yuan, but whether the house is worth millions or tens of millions is the same for me, I can't afford it."

Hua Yihan shrugged, took a sip of coffee, and smiled. "So, no matter how high the house price is, it doesn't matter to me."

"That's true." Lei Weidong nodded involuntarily upon hearing this.

This is the same as in later generations, when the housing price has grown to a certain level, it has nothing to do with ordinary citizens, because whether it is rising or falling, no one can afford it, so they turn a blind eye to the housing price and take it for granted.

"However, this time in Xiangjiang, living in such a nice house, it seems that I have fallen." Hua Yihan continued to laugh, "Mr. Lei, how many days do we want to live here, a week or a month?"

"It doesn't take long, just six days. After six days, we will go to the beautiful country to participate in the Cannonball Speed ​​Race. You can live here. You can choose a room at will. If you need anything, you can ask Mama Wu. She will buy it for you. I will pick it up in six days. you."

Lei Weidong stood up, ready to say goodbye.

"This is your own home, why don't you leave after eating and having fun, it's almost six o'clock." Seeing that Lei Weidong was about to leave, Hua Yihan politely asked him to stay.

"No, I don't live far away. It's just over the mountain. It takes ten minutes to drive there." Lei Weidong pointed to the hill not far away, indicating that he lives very close, so he won't delay going home for dinner .

"Your house, are the twelve wives you mentioned just now there?" Looking at Lei Weidong's fingers, Hua Yihan asked.

"Of course, they and I both live in Meiyuan, but the No. [-] mansion in Xiangjiang is bigger than here. It's a pity that I can't take you there now. When I come back from the beautiful country, I will show you to them."

"No, I'm still gone. I came here for work, not to be your lover." Regarding Lei Weidong's invitation, Hua Yihan declined politely.

"If you don't want to go, forget it, see you in six days." Lei Weidong smiled, got up and left.

"Why, I'm fascinated and want to visit his house. Let me tell you, Lei Weidong is a bastard. The twelve wives he mentioned are only a little more. If you fall into it, Uncle Hua and Aunt Hua will definitely kill you." I can't."

When Lei Weidong drove away, Hua Yihan and Yang Jianhua stood on the roof to see him off, and found that Hua Yihan's eyes had been looking at the car going away, Yang Jianhua complained.

"Don't worry, I had a good impression of him at first, but after knowing that he has more than a dozen wives, I knew that we couldn't get along. I like dedicated men, not playboys."

"Really, but I heard that men are not bad and women don't love them. A bad man like Lei Weidong is more attractive to women, especially a little girl like you."

"Then why doesn't it attract you?"

"I have Li Jie. It's okay to have someone I like. Unlike you, who haven't dated at this age, you must protect yourself when you go to the beautiful country with him. Lei Weidong is a very clever hunter. The willing take the bait."

"If you take the bait, you will take the bait. I am Hua XX's granddaughter. If he dares to cross the line, I will let him know why Hua'er is so popular."

The two girls started fighting.
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"This is the beautiful country. It looks no different from Xiangjiang, that is, it is more developed than the mainland." A week later, a bar in Los Angeles saw people coming and going, and it was extremely lively. After looking at the decoration of the bar.

Hua Yihan's tone reveals doubts, he doesn't understand that as the most developed and beautiful country in the world, the bar is so retro, it is no different from many places in the mainland.

"No matter how rich the country is, there are poor people. The gap between the rich and the poor in a beautiful country is much larger than that in China. That is to say, the average living standard here is high, and even the poor are better than in China, but illegal immigrants are not included.

Without passports, their rights and interests cannot be guaranteed at all, and they live at the bottom of society.

Men can support themselves if they work hard, but women can’t. There are many people who rely on their own capital to make money for a living. If you are interested, I can take you to see it. If you take a look, you will know the corruption of capitalism. "

Bringing Hua Yihan to the bar, Lei Weidong called to the waiter, "Two glasses of champagne."

"What do you want? Say it again!" Seeing the two yellow-skinned people, the bartender's enthusiasm for hospitality dropped a lot and he ignored them.

"Two glasses of champagne." Lei Weidong stretched out two fingers, jumping word by word in English, the standard is no different from that of a native of Los Angeles.

"I don't understand what you're talking about, so I'll get you some." I don't know if the bartender is deaf or on purpose, but what he brings to Lei Weidong is not champagne but whiskey and water.

"Fuck, what I want is champagne, not whiskey and water." Lei Weidong slapped the table hard, the sound shook the whole bar, and even cracked the wooden planks on the bar.

"Okay, okay!" Seeing that Lei Weidong was angry and smashed the bar, the bartender was afraid, and said submissively.

"That's right, boy, as for the compensation, you can go to him." Lei Weidong pointed his finger, and Aladdin, who was negotiating with the doctor, shouted, "Prince Aladdin, the bar here is broken, please Pay for the repairs."

"It's fine to pay." Prince Aladdin threw a wad of dollars over without looking back, "I invite you tonight, everyone have a good time, and leave on time tomorrow morning."

"okay!"

Hearing the prince's treat, all the people present cheered.

"Sir, miss, your champagne." The bartender brought two glasses of champagne to Lei Weidong and Hua Yihan.

"Don't look down on people, we Chinese also have rich people." Lei Weidong played with the US dollars in his hand and threw them to the bartender.

"Okay, okay."

Looking at the dollars in his hand, the bartender smiled.

With so much money, not to mention repairing the bar, it is enough to dismantle it and replace it with a new one.

"The beautiful country says it is free and democratic, but in fact discrimination is everywhere. The highest status is the white people. This is their territory, and then the black people. They are more united and like to make troubles. They parade at every turn.
The lowest status is the Chinese, here anyone can bully us. Seeing that Hua Yihan didn't understand, Lei Weidong explained to him.

"The people who come out usually report the good news but not the bad ones. In addition, the wages here are really high, which makes the beautiful country a paradise in everyone's eyes, a place of freedom and democracy. In fact, this is a paradise for the rich and a place for the poor. As long as you have money and skin color Also race doesn't matter.

If there is no money, white people will kneel and lick. "

"You're right. In fact, it's not only the beautiful country, but also the special zone. I have a friend who can't get enough food in the special zone. He can only live in the basement and eat leftovers.

He also reported the good news to the family but not the bad news, saying that it is good to have a lot of fun.

If someone hadn't seen him living in the bridge hole and told his family to find him when he was sick, he would probably have died. "Speaking of her friend, Hua Yihan was terrified.

The children from high-ranking families wanted to go out to make a career because of conflicts with their families, but they almost died outside. Such negative examples awakened many friends.

Those who were beaten up knew the importance of family and connections, and they would not be able to go out to make a living. They tried to use their family connections as much as possible. "
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"Ding--! Your point addition has been successful, and your driving skills have been upgraded to intermediate."

Lei Weidong's eyes lit up, yes, his driving skills are intermediate, in layman's terms he is an old driver, an old driver who can drive various vehicles proficiently.

Enough with the long drive, but the race!

Looking at the remaining experience points, which were rewarded after completing the crown guessing task, Lei Weidong thought for a while, and continued to add points to his driving skills.

"Ding! Your point addition has been successful, and your driving skills have been upgraded to advanced."

Advanced, which belongs to the level of a professional racer, can participate in various car rally competitions, such as Cannonball Run, which is more funny than winning or losing, is definitely enough.

"Get ready, we're leaving." Looking at Hua Yihan sitting in the passenger seat, Lei Weidong reminded who was about to drive.

"Ready." Hua Yihan nodded, signaling Lei Weidong to start.

To be honest, Hua Yihan was a little disappointed with the car Lei Weidong chose. In her imagination, a big capitalist billionaire like Lei Weidong who lives in a mansion and has more than a dozen wives drives a car, even if it is not a Lamborghini. , Ferrari these top sports cars.

It should also be a luxury car like Mercedes-Benz or BMW. Unexpectedly, the car that Lei Weidong used to participate in the competition turned out to be a military Hummer.

This is a vehicle designed for the American army, not for civilian use, although the harsh requirements of the army give Hummer an unparalleled off-road performance.

Not only can it be applied to various special road surfaces, and it can run on roads that many sports vehicles cannot drive, it also has high ground clearance, large approach angle and departure angle, wide body, low center of gravity, V8 diesel engine , full-time 4-wheel drive, independent suspension, power steering and so on.

When it is driving in the wild, there is no need to worry about breaking down. Even when the tire is flat, it can still travel at a speed of 48 kilometers per hour and 30 kilometers per hour.

But for military use, the interior decoration, power performance, etc. are not good, especially the comfort. No matter how the military considers it, it is not as good as civilian use.

So that the seat is hard, not to mention uncomfortable to sit on, and the co-pilot seat is a big hole.

Because Lei Weidong had someone install a liquid nitrogen tank below to accelerate the car at critical moments.

This is also a helpless way. Because the Hummer is too heavy, even if a high-power engine is installed, its top speed is only 134 km/h, which is enough for normal use, but not for racing.

Those sports cars, that one can't easily reach more than 200 kilometers, compared with Hummer, it is the younger brother in terms of speed.

"Why do you drive this Hummer? With this speed, you will definitely not be able to take the first place."

Seeing Lei Weidong pass the traffic light intersection, the light is still green, and he can rush over as soon as he gasses, Lei Weidong honestly steps on the clutch, picks up neutral, brakes, and waits for the red light to pass before starting.

"Of course it's for safety." Lei Weidong shrugged and explained, "Run from the west coast to the east coast, and then back again, down thousands of kilometers.

Chartered cars such as Ferrari and Lamborghini drive in style, but it is difficult to keep them from breaking down halfway, even Mercedes-Benz and BMW are not insured.

Unlike the Hummer, it will not break down even if it is tens of thousands of kilometers, let alone thousands of kilometers. Moreover, the Hummer is designed for the army, taking into account bulletproof and anti-collision. The tablets are almost the same, so you don't have to worry about security issues. "

Too!A gentleman doesn't stand under a dangerous wall, and as Lei Weidong, he doesn't care about No.1's 200 million bonus. Safety comes first in everything.

Hua Yihan, who understood Lei Weidong's thoughts, didn't speak anymore, and looked out the window silently. Soon the Hummer drove past the red street light, turned right and went straight for more than one kilometer to the starting point of the race.

"Wei Dong, you're here." Arriving at the arena of the Cannonball Race, just as he got off the car, he saw Chen Jiaju walking over with a smile and greeting him.

"Jia Kui, come, let me introduce you this is Hua Yihan, a talented girl from Peking University, Yihan, this is Chen Jiaju, a super policeman of Xiangjiang Police Force, my good friend."

Lei Weidong introduced Hua Yihan and Chen Jiaju to each other.

"Hello there!"

"Hello there!"

Hua Yihan and Chen Jiaju got to know each other for a while.

"Excellent, Weidong, you can bring such a beautiful girl here in the beautiful country, and she is a talented girl from Peking University. When did you meet and how long have you known each other?" Taking advantage of Hua Yihan's inattention, Chen Jiaju pulled Lei Weidong's arm and asked in a low voice.

"I'm the richest man in Xiangjiang, not to mention the talented women of Peking University, even the school belles of Harvard and Cambridge, I can find them with a word, good things twice at a time." Lei Weidong chuckled a few times.

"Unfortunately, you can't do it. Amei controls you too strictly. Don't dare to cheat in Xiangjiang, even if you come to the beautiful country."

"Who said it can't be done, I learned English with two beauties last night, and I didn't go to sleep until three o'clock in the middle of the night. If you don't believe me, I'll bring them here to show you." Bragging is a must when men are together, and Chen Jiaju is no exception.

"What are you talking about?" Seeing Lei Weidong and Chen Jiaju whispering, Hua Yihan asked.

"It's okay, isn't it time to start? We're going to have a couple of drinks first." Lei Weidong smiled.

With the local tyrant Prince Aladdin, the Cannonball Race was much more lively than the first time, with a huge parking lot, open-air bar, karaoke and other complete supporting facilities.

It can be said at the scene that many people and cars came with colorful flags fluttering. Apart from the racers, there were also many spectators, and there were also many beautiful European and American girls, as well as Asians, all of whom came to watch the fun and make money.

"Handsome guy, do you want to wash your car? You'll be more refreshed when you leave after washing. It's not expensive, only twenty dollars." Lei Weidong and Chen Jiaju were just going to the bar when they saw two beauties in swimsuits holding a duster and a bucket Come up, asked very playfully.

"Twenty dollars is too little for two such beautiful ladies to help me wash my car." Looking at the beauties in swimsuits, Lei Weidong took out two hundred-dollar bills grandly: "Just wipe it down, and it will be clean after a few thousand kilometers." The car is also dirty."

"Thank you boss." Looking at the banknotes in their hands, the two white girls jumped up happily, that is, Hua Yihan was beside them, otherwise the two girls would have rushed forward.

For such a rich boss, it would be a waste if he didn't hit hard.

"Everyone!"

Lei Weidong, Chen Jiaju and Hua Yihan had just walked into the bar and ordered a few glasses of champagne when they saw Prince Aladdin walking up to the rostrum under the cheers of the crowd.

While gesturing to the people around him, he said loudly, "Thank you all for participating in the Cannonball Race I held, and the race is about to start in 10 minutes.

Hundreds of drivers will start from here across the entire beautiful country, check in on the east coast and then return. No.1 will receive a prize of 200 million US dollars. "

"yeah!"

Hearing that No.1 has a bonus of 200 million, all the people present cheered.

"There are no rules and no referees in the competition." After the crowd quieted down, Aladdin continued, "Because tens of thousands of traffic policemen across the country are the referees of the competition.

You will be besieged and intercepted. If you can return here safely, you will be our heroes. Now I declare that the game has officially begun. "

"yeah!"

As the organizer of the competition, Aladdin was naturally the first to set off.

Surrounded by the crowd, Aladdin came to his car, drank a glass of champagne and drove off.

Behind him, Fella Fawcett and Adriana Barbeau, De Luis and Reynolds, Chen Jiaju and his assistant, Lei Weidong and Hua Yihan set off in sequence.

And not far from the arena, the subordinates of Adam, the prodigal son of the New York gangster, watched all this with binoculars.

They originally asked Fan Zhongli for the bill, but after learning that Aladdin had 200 million dollars in cash with him, they came up with the idea of ​​kidnapping Aladdin to win the competition prize.

then!

After Aladdin set off, the gangsters first sent a scissor car to try to force Aladdin's racing car to stop and kidnap him.

did not expect!
Aladdin's racing car is a custom-made model at the Mercedes-Benz factory. Not only is it extremely strong, but it also has a lot of horsepower.

The gangster's scissor car finally caught it. When trying to stop it, the powerful horsepower directly pulled the front of the scissor car off.

Never mind that the car fails, the gangsters still have the plane.

Although the level of the gangster pilot is not very good, with the help of the manual, he successfully parked the plane on Aladdin's racing car.

When I thought about pulling up Aladdin's car and kidnapping him to the old lair together with the car.

It turned out that the car was too heavy.

Helicopters can't fly anyway.

Even more speechless!
A tunnel appeared ahead.

Brought into the tunnel by a gas pedal.

Let alone the kidnapping, he got on a plane.

Unwilling to fail, the gangsters pulled the wire rope on the road again, trying to stop Aladdin's car.

result!

After Aladdin's car.

The billboards tied with wire ropes collapsed.

Let Aladdin escape again.

However, the hero was saddened by the beauty pass, and in the end Aladdin fell under the pomegranate skirt and did not escape the fate of being kidnapped.

As for other players!

Ferrer Fawcett and Adriana Barbeau, who drove Lamborghinis, destroyed their cars within half the distance. Although Lamborghinis are cool, they are really not suitable for long distances.

Don't have sex with two women. Lured the staff who came to the rescue, and drove the rescue vehicle forward.

Luckily, De Luis and Reynolds managed to fool the patrolling police by dressing up as generals and escorted by nuns.

Chen Jiaju was not so lucky. In order to avoid the pursuit of the police car, he turned on the rocket jet, which burned the car's butt, and finally plunged into the water. Fortunately, the car has good sealing performance, even under water. Open, successfully escaped.

However, in the face of the kidnapping of Prince Aladdin and the robbing of the bonus, the few people who got the news had no countermeasures.

For $200 million!
I had no choice but to ask my friends for help, and successfully penetrated into the enemy's interior by acting as a woman and performed.

The three big men are performing on the stage, which is really eye-catching.

If it wasn't for Ah Dang, a prodigal son, who cheated his father and signed the three of them on the principle that the heroes don't ask where they come from, as long as they are women, they wouldn't be able to get in at all.

Although he suffered some humiliation, he managed to snatch it back.

But when they were leaving, they were discovered by Ah Dang's subordinates, and when they were about to wipe out the three of them, Chen Jiaju and others came to the rescue.

The two sides launched a very funny fight in Adam's lair.

During the melee, Reynolds and others found Prince Aladdin among the women. Although this guy was kidnapped, he enjoyed God-like care in the enemy's lair by relying on Franklin's charm.

So much so that he was not happy when he was carried away by Reynolds.

In the end, for his own selfish desires, Prince Aladdin spent a huge sum of money to buy the technology from Adam, and the Academy also increased the bonus to 400 million US dollars.

It's really that the prodigal skills are much better than that of Adam, the black second generation.

The game starts again!

Everyone drove towards the finish line quickly.

After everyone reached the finish line, they realized that Lei Weidong, a bastard, had sneaked to the finish line and won the championship while everyone was rescuing Prince Aladdin.

"Congratulations, you are the first to reach the finish line."

Driving the Hummer across the finish line, he braked suddenly and parked the car in the parking lot. Before Lei Weidong got out of the car, a large group of people immediately rushed up to congratulate him and congratulate him on winning the million-dollar prize.

The hostess of the competition, Miss Elizabeth, a beautiful blond beauty, leaned her body tightly against Lei Weidong, and said in a provocative tone,
"His Royal Highness is also here. He will have dinner with the champion. Please go this way."

"Okay, please lead the way."

Signaling the maintenance staff to take good care of their home, Lei Weidong and Hua Yihan followed the host to the hotel not far away.

The rich and powerful prince has booked the entire hotel to entertain Lei Weidong, a distinguished guest from afar.

(End of this chapter)

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