Chapter 362 Stirring shit (big chapter)
Looking at the exaggerated supercar in front of him, Kunpeng was puzzled.
"Brother, is this?"
Su Mali opened the car door directly, and then got into the driver's seat. Seeing that Kunpeng was still stained with ink, Su Mali waved her hand.
"Hurry up, get in the car, and stop the ink stains."
After Kunpeng got into the co-pilot, Su Mali explained.
"After living on the earth with my tail between my legs for so many years, I have only learned two words: be careful."
"Although this supercar is just that, but at least it has one advantage, it is safe and not easily exposed."
This security and non-exposure are the same as mentioned above.
That is, this thing uses oil, as long as it doesn't use ability, the chance of it being discovered by people, especially by Ximenlang, is almost zero in this vast crowd.
To put it bluntly, two words: safety.
Hearing this, Kunpeng immediately gave a thumbs up.
"Brother, if you want to be careful, you have to be careful. You..."
Pointing to the supercar, Kunpeng said again.
"No wonder you are under Ximen Lang's nose..."
"Have you lived so long?"
"Brother, I didn't mean that..."
"fine."
Su Marie didn't mind this at all.
"I am used to it."
I am used to the sentence, it is said so naturally, and there is a little bit of sadness, this makes Kunpeng listen.
Thinking of Su Marie being under the high pressure of Ximen Lang all the time on the earth, Kunpeng felt extremely sad for Su Marie's experience.
Gently grasping Su Mali's jade hand that was clenching the steering wheel (I don't know how to describe it, it's weird.), Kunpeng said with a complex expression.
"Brother, I'm sorry for you."
Su Mali patted the back of Kunpeng's hand lightly, nodded in response.
"It's okay, in fact, I already learned how to behave with my tail between my legs when I was exiled here by Hexi. Otherwise, why would I be able to escape from her hands? Later..."
"What happened after that?"
Su Marie lit a cigarette for herself, and then said deeply.
"Actually, there is not only a Ximenlang on the earth. Long before him, there are angels who visit the earth every thousand years, or even shorter. There is also... a crocodile and a monkey, and one whose strength is at least divine. The crocodile, a monkey whose strength is completely unreasonable!"
"Crocodiles and monkeys?"
Facing Kunpeng's doubts, Su Mali continued.
"The crocodile is the crocodile Thornton of the Super Seminary. Although it is so naive now, it was very cruel before it was sealed by the angel."
"And it's not just ferocity, the most important thing is its strength. It's that kind, it's that kind...you just need to take a look at it from a distance, and you know you can't beat it..."
Seeing that Su Marie mentioned her sad past again, Kunpeng patted it on the shoulder and responded.
"I know."
Hearing this, Su Mali sighed faintly before speaking.
"There is also the monkey from the Tang Dynasty, the monkey who was able to fight against Lie Yang. At that time, Lie Yang wanted to take the earth into his pocket. Naturally, I wanted to find out."
Kunpeng answered.
"That's natural. Although the earth is insignificant, but anyway, this is where the eldest brother lives. Naturally, we can't let Lieyang easily take away the shelter of the eldest brother!"
Seeing this, Su Mali nodded very moved, and thanked Kunpeng for saving some face for it.
In fact, everyone knew about its situation at that time.
Just such a half-wasted pseudo-second-generation divine body, why should he consider the opinions of a mere pseudo-second-generation divine body when he acts in Lieyang?
What's more, it's just a scum that has lost its power.
The reason why it went to investigate the situation was just to discuss with Lie Yang to see if it could be given a hiding place.
After all, it only has the earth as a place to live, or it has the ability to directly ask Lieyang to help it unseal it.
However, considering that the angel is powerful, Lieyang does not necessarily dare to take the risk of offending the angel to help him.
On the contrary, it is more likely that he directly tied himself up and asked the angel for credit.
So, in the end, Su Marie still didn't dare to show her face...
Just when it didn't know what to do, it saw a monkey, a monkey fighting against the sky.
That kind of strength gap is even more exaggerated than that of Crocodile God Thornton.
And whether it was a monkey or Lie Yang, no matter who they were, the gap between them and themselves was enough to make him feel hopeless.
Otherwise, why do you think that the majestic ancient God Slaughter turned into what it is today?
They are all forced by the naked reality!
Since then, Su Marie has completely put away all her petty thoughts, and quietly retreated into a corner, never daring to come out to stir up trouble again.
Hearing this, Kunpeng was not calm anymore.
"Brother, is the water in this little broken ball so deep!"
Seeing this, Su Mali nodded affirmatively, as if she had opened up a chatterbox, she vomited like a cannonball.
"Brother, you don't know, the water in this little broken ball is deep! Now I wonder if Hexi has expected this a long time ago, and left me here. She is here to torture me! "
"Otherwise, the known universe is so big, why would she exile Lao Tzu to this ghost place? For so many years, you don't know how I got here. I have to hide from angels, from the scorching sun, from monkeys and Crocodile, I, I, I..."
Seeing how miserable Su Mali has been through these years, Kunpeng was on the verge of tears.
"Brother, I have really suffered for you all these years."
Seeing that someone finally understood her pain, this really touched Su Marie.
But after all, this is not a place to talk, so it still temporarily controlled its emotions, and planned to wait until it returned to the place where it lived and settled Kunpeng down, and then continued to complain to each other.
In this way, the car galloped all the way, and finally, after driving an unknown distance, Su Mali finally returned to her residence with Kunpeng.
Like its car, this is a European castle built in the Middle Ages.
In fact, apart from the fact that Su Marie is very cautious in using her abilities, in other respects, if she can treat herself well, she will never treat herself badly.
Whether it is food and clothing, or basic necessities of life, if it can be expensive, there is no need to be wrong.
Anyway, everything is expensive, and it is still the extravagant style of the Tiangong era.
It's just that this luxury is only for ordinary people.
For super fighters like them, especially for Su Marie, a luxurious young man who came out of the Tiangong era, it was a bit unsatisfactory.
No, Kunpeng said with disgust as soon as he entered the door.
"Brother, why do you live here? This poor place..."
Su Marie was also a little embarrassed.
"Brother, this is the earth. You can't compare it with the past. How did we live in the past? How are we living now? Times have changed, and we can't always be immersed in the glory of the past..."
Hearing this, Kunpeng hesitated.
"However, even if we are exiled to the edge of the universe, the place we live in is worse than yours..."
This is an indisputable fact.
Although the edge of the known universe is a notoriously barren place, what is barren is only those precious materials and necessary scientific research conditions.
Like other things, such as some daily necessities, there is really no shortage.
Especially low-end building materials such as masonry walls, cement and reinforced concrete... Shouldn't these things be seen everywhere, and there are a lot of them?
Seeing that Kunpeng even got into a fight with her, Su Mali's complexion turned dark.
Fortunately, Kunpeng still had some eyesight. Seeing that Su Marie's expression was not right, it quickly restrained itself.
Then, Kunpeng asked about the business.
"Brother, do you have energy? If you have some, give me some, and my injury will be taken seriously. In fact, absorbing some energy can recover."
Listening to what Kunpeng said, it is actually very simple.
For these super fighters, energy is their best tonic.
Regardless of the severity of the injury, even if it is Shenshenwu, as long as it is not killed immediately, it still has a breath.
As long as there is an unlimited supply of energy, they can recover quickly.
Refer to the original book for this point, Yan was stabbed by A Tuo with Ge Xiaolun's void engine sword, and even died directly.
But it's okay, as soon as Lie Yang's solar energy elixir is taken, he will immediately return to the peak without any delay.
It's just so magical.
It is said that Kunpeng's requirement is very simple, and the energy required is not too unacceptable.
If it was in Ximenlang's place, then a little flow from his fingers would definitely be enough for Kunpeng to enjoy. (A second-generation super soldier, it's not even a false god.)
But this is not a problem for Ximen Lang, but for Su Marie, it is really difficult.
Seeing that Su Mali was hesitant and entangled, Kunpeng immediately had a bad feeling.
"Brother, you..."
Seeing that Kunpeng had spoken, Su Mali had to express herself no matter how embarrassed she was.
As she said that, Su Marie took out a medicine box from nowhere, and after opening it, she picked and picked.
"Brother, I really don't have anything to entertain you here. Look at this, it's for pain relief. And this one, it's for anti-inflammation. I also have gauze and alcohol here..."
Kunpeng was dumbfounded.
"Brother, what do you mean?"
Su Marie was also speechless.
What do you mean you can't hear it?Do you want me to say it myself? !I don't want to lose face? !
Obviously, Kunpeng is also aware of this.
In Su Marie's state, let's not say that it still has some strength at its peak.
Just look at how hard it is to throw a ball, so looking for energy from it, what is the difference between taking off your pants and farting?
There's a fart!
"Brother, what should I do now? I'm seriously injured, and I can't speak anymore!"
Not to mention, Kunpeng really wasn't joking with Su Marie when he said that.
Although Ximen Lang did let it go on purpose at the beginning, but in order not to let this guy who was almost frightened by him fly out of the earth directly, he left.
Ximen Lang really put in a lot of hard work, and the strength of his shots was definitely just right.
It retains a certain degree of mobility, but it cannot retain too much mobility.
Especially since it was only a second-generation super soldier, Ximen Lang could crush it to death with a slight movement of his fingers.
For this reason, Ximen Lang had to do a lot of calculations, so that he could turn it into the current virtue.
Otherwise, it wouldn't rush to find Su Marie for help, would it?
Seeing that Kunpeng really did what it said, Su Mali's complexion immediately turned pale, and it also became anxious.
In any case, these are old brothers who have fought together for many years, and they have truly experienced life and death.
If Kunpeng is gone, it will feel bad.
But there is no good way, what should I do?
Suddenly, Su Mali had a flash of inspiration, obviously she had an idea.But it wasn't long before it became tangled again.
Seeing Su Mali's face flickering, Kunpeng said eagerly.
"Brother, if you have any idea, just say it, brother, I will lose my speaker, you can't just ignore death!"
"What's the rush? Am I thinking about it? This is it..."
Seeing that it has been a while, Su Mali is still hesitating, which makes Kunpeng anxious.
"Brother, I'm your life and death brother! We're a lifelong friendship!"
Seeing that Kunpeng has talked to this point, if Su Mali is entangled again, it will really be unreasonable.
And it really couldn't do nothing about it, so simply, with a heartbroken, Su Marie directly told the truth.
"Do you still remember that our angels (Tian Zha also calls himself an angel)... have a way to transmit energy urgently?"
Hearing Su Mali's words, Kunpeng's eyes lit up.
"Brother, what you said is..."
But in a blink of an eye, Kunpeng frowned and said.
"But isn't this the transmission method between the opposite sex? We are the same sex, can this work?"
Hearing this, Su Mali said in disdain.
"If it's those female angels, even if they want to break their heads, it will definitely not work. But we, we are still different from them after all."
"Different? Why is it different?"
Seeing that Kunpeng still didn't understand, Su Mali gave it a blank look. With just one look, Kunpeng felt that his bones were brittle.
Then, Su Marie smiled charmingly.
"Isn't it just a hole? Is it really so important before and after?"
At the end, Su Mali didn't forget to add something.
"Don't tell me you haven't played with Tiangong Wang~"
Speaking of playing~ Kunpeng gradually became a little embarrassed...
But after thinking about it, Kunpeng said in shock.
"Brother, is it possible that you also played with King Tiangong...?"
Now that this has been said, Su Marie has no embarrassment.
"Relieve boredom~"
Hearing this, Kunpeng was also relieved.
Since everyone is the same, there is nothing to say.
Said, still a little excited.
"Brother, let's start now. But... I am passive, so you have to be gentle."
"Don't worry, brother, I will be very gentle to you~"
Seeing that the two of them were about to stage a blockbuster while they were talking, it was the shit-stirring blockbuster that made Ximen Lang most sympathetic.
This time Ximen Lang couldn't hold back anymore.
If you really watch this, then he will definitely have the eye of a needle!
Therefore, Ximen Lang hurriedly called a stop.
"Hey, those two shit-stirrings! Talk about you! Don't go any further! Otherwise, I'll kill you!"
Thanks for the reward from the boss who eats wife cakes at the end of the month, boss Niuhide!
(End of this chapter)
Looking at the exaggerated supercar in front of him, Kunpeng was puzzled.
"Brother, is this?"
Su Mali opened the car door directly, and then got into the driver's seat. Seeing that Kunpeng was still stained with ink, Su Mali waved her hand.
"Hurry up, get in the car, and stop the ink stains."
After Kunpeng got into the co-pilot, Su Mali explained.
"After living on the earth with my tail between my legs for so many years, I have only learned two words: be careful."
"Although this supercar is just that, but at least it has one advantage, it is safe and not easily exposed."
This security and non-exposure are the same as mentioned above.
That is, this thing uses oil, as long as it doesn't use ability, the chance of it being discovered by people, especially by Ximenlang, is almost zero in this vast crowd.
To put it bluntly, two words: safety.
Hearing this, Kunpeng immediately gave a thumbs up.
"Brother, if you want to be careful, you have to be careful. You..."
Pointing to the supercar, Kunpeng said again.
"No wonder you are under Ximen Lang's nose..."
"Have you lived so long?"
"Brother, I didn't mean that..."
"fine."
Su Marie didn't mind this at all.
"I am used to it."
I am used to the sentence, it is said so naturally, and there is a little bit of sadness, this makes Kunpeng listen.
Thinking of Su Marie being under the high pressure of Ximen Lang all the time on the earth, Kunpeng felt extremely sad for Su Marie's experience.
Gently grasping Su Mali's jade hand that was clenching the steering wheel (I don't know how to describe it, it's weird.), Kunpeng said with a complex expression.
"Brother, I'm sorry for you."
Su Mali patted the back of Kunpeng's hand lightly, nodded in response.
"It's okay, in fact, I already learned how to behave with my tail between my legs when I was exiled here by Hexi. Otherwise, why would I be able to escape from her hands? Later..."
"What happened after that?"
Su Marie lit a cigarette for herself, and then said deeply.
"Actually, there is not only a Ximenlang on the earth. Long before him, there are angels who visit the earth every thousand years, or even shorter. There is also... a crocodile and a monkey, and one whose strength is at least divine. The crocodile, a monkey whose strength is completely unreasonable!"
"Crocodiles and monkeys?"
Facing Kunpeng's doubts, Su Mali continued.
"The crocodile is the crocodile Thornton of the Super Seminary. Although it is so naive now, it was very cruel before it was sealed by the angel."
"And it's not just ferocity, the most important thing is its strength. It's that kind, it's that kind...you just need to take a look at it from a distance, and you know you can't beat it..."
Seeing that Su Marie mentioned her sad past again, Kunpeng patted it on the shoulder and responded.
"I know."
Hearing this, Su Mali sighed faintly before speaking.
"There is also the monkey from the Tang Dynasty, the monkey who was able to fight against Lie Yang. At that time, Lie Yang wanted to take the earth into his pocket. Naturally, I wanted to find out."
Kunpeng answered.
"That's natural. Although the earth is insignificant, but anyway, this is where the eldest brother lives. Naturally, we can't let Lieyang easily take away the shelter of the eldest brother!"
Seeing this, Su Mali nodded very moved, and thanked Kunpeng for saving some face for it.
In fact, everyone knew about its situation at that time.
Just such a half-wasted pseudo-second-generation divine body, why should he consider the opinions of a mere pseudo-second-generation divine body when he acts in Lieyang?
What's more, it's just a scum that has lost its power.
The reason why it went to investigate the situation was just to discuss with Lie Yang to see if it could be given a hiding place.
After all, it only has the earth as a place to live, or it has the ability to directly ask Lieyang to help it unseal it.
However, considering that the angel is powerful, Lieyang does not necessarily dare to take the risk of offending the angel to help him.
On the contrary, it is more likely that he directly tied himself up and asked the angel for credit.
So, in the end, Su Marie still didn't dare to show her face...
Just when it didn't know what to do, it saw a monkey, a monkey fighting against the sky.
That kind of strength gap is even more exaggerated than that of Crocodile God Thornton.
And whether it was a monkey or Lie Yang, no matter who they were, the gap between them and themselves was enough to make him feel hopeless.
Otherwise, why do you think that the majestic ancient God Slaughter turned into what it is today?
They are all forced by the naked reality!
Since then, Su Marie has completely put away all her petty thoughts, and quietly retreated into a corner, never daring to come out to stir up trouble again.
Hearing this, Kunpeng was not calm anymore.
"Brother, is the water in this little broken ball so deep!"
Seeing this, Su Mali nodded affirmatively, as if she had opened up a chatterbox, she vomited like a cannonball.
"Brother, you don't know, the water in this little broken ball is deep! Now I wonder if Hexi has expected this a long time ago, and left me here. She is here to torture me! "
"Otherwise, the known universe is so big, why would she exile Lao Tzu to this ghost place? For so many years, you don't know how I got here. I have to hide from angels, from the scorching sun, from monkeys and Crocodile, I, I, I..."
Seeing how miserable Su Mali has been through these years, Kunpeng was on the verge of tears.
"Brother, I have really suffered for you all these years."
Seeing that someone finally understood her pain, this really touched Su Marie.
But after all, this is not a place to talk, so it still temporarily controlled its emotions, and planned to wait until it returned to the place where it lived and settled Kunpeng down, and then continued to complain to each other.
In this way, the car galloped all the way, and finally, after driving an unknown distance, Su Mali finally returned to her residence with Kunpeng.
Like its car, this is a European castle built in the Middle Ages.
In fact, apart from the fact that Su Marie is very cautious in using her abilities, in other respects, if she can treat herself well, she will never treat herself badly.
Whether it is food and clothing, or basic necessities of life, if it can be expensive, there is no need to be wrong.
Anyway, everything is expensive, and it is still the extravagant style of the Tiangong era.
It's just that this luxury is only for ordinary people.
For super fighters like them, especially for Su Marie, a luxurious young man who came out of the Tiangong era, it was a bit unsatisfactory.
No, Kunpeng said with disgust as soon as he entered the door.
"Brother, why do you live here? This poor place..."
Su Marie was also a little embarrassed.
"Brother, this is the earth. You can't compare it with the past. How did we live in the past? How are we living now? Times have changed, and we can't always be immersed in the glory of the past..."
Hearing this, Kunpeng hesitated.
"However, even if we are exiled to the edge of the universe, the place we live in is worse than yours..."
This is an indisputable fact.
Although the edge of the known universe is a notoriously barren place, what is barren is only those precious materials and necessary scientific research conditions.
Like other things, such as some daily necessities, there is really no shortage.
Especially low-end building materials such as masonry walls, cement and reinforced concrete... Shouldn't these things be seen everywhere, and there are a lot of them?
Seeing that Kunpeng even got into a fight with her, Su Mali's complexion turned dark.
Fortunately, Kunpeng still had some eyesight. Seeing that Su Marie's expression was not right, it quickly restrained itself.
Then, Kunpeng asked about the business.
"Brother, do you have energy? If you have some, give me some, and my injury will be taken seriously. In fact, absorbing some energy can recover."
Listening to what Kunpeng said, it is actually very simple.
For these super fighters, energy is their best tonic.
Regardless of the severity of the injury, even if it is Shenshenwu, as long as it is not killed immediately, it still has a breath.
As long as there is an unlimited supply of energy, they can recover quickly.
Refer to the original book for this point, Yan was stabbed by A Tuo with Ge Xiaolun's void engine sword, and even died directly.
But it's okay, as soon as Lie Yang's solar energy elixir is taken, he will immediately return to the peak without any delay.
It's just so magical.
It is said that Kunpeng's requirement is very simple, and the energy required is not too unacceptable.
If it was in Ximenlang's place, then a little flow from his fingers would definitely be enough for Kunpeng to enjoy. (A second-generation super soldier, it's not even a false god.)
But this is not a problem for Ximen Lang, but for Su Marie, it is really difficult.
Seeing that Su Mali was hesitant and entangled, Kunpeng immediately had a bad feeling.
"Brother, you..."
Seeing that Kunpeng had spoken, Su Mali had to express herself no matter how embarrassed she was.
As she said that, Su Marie took out a medicine box from nowhere, and after opening it, she picked and picked.
"Brother, I really don't have anything to entertain you here. Look at this, it's for pain relief. And this one, it's for anti-inflammation. I also have gauze and alcohol here..."
Kunpeng was dumbfounded.
"Brother, what do you mean?"
Su Marie was also speechless.
What do you mean you can't hear it?Do you want me to say it myself? !I don't want to lose face? !
Obviously, Kunpeng is also aware of this.
In Su Marie's state, let's not say that it still has some strength at its peak.
Just look at how hard it is to throw a ball, so looking for energy from it, what is the difference between taking off your pants and farting?
There's a fart!
"Brother, what should I do now? I'm seriously injured, and I can't speak anymore!"
Not to mention, Kunpeng really wasn't joking with Su Marie when he said that.
Although Ximen Lang did let it go on purpose at the beginning, but in order not to let this guy who was almost frightened by him fly out of the earth directly, he left.
Ximen Lang really put in a lot of hard work, and the strength of his shots was definitely just right.
It retains a certain degree of mobility, but it cannot retain too much mobility.
Especially since it was only a second-generation super soldier, Ximen Lang could crush it to death with a slight movement of his fingers.
For this reason, Ximen Lang had to do a lot of calculations, so that he could turn it into the current virtue.
Otherwise, it wouldn't rush to find Su Marie for help, would it?
Seeing that Kunpeng really did what it said, Su Mali's complexion immediately turned pale, and it also became anxious.
In any case, these are old brothers who have fought together for many years, and they have truly experienced life and death.
If Kunpeng is gone, it will feel bad.
But there is no good way, what should I do?
Suddenly, Su Mali had a flash of inspiration, obviously she had an idea.But it wasn't long before it became tangled again.
Seeing Su Mali's face flickering, Kunpeng said eagerly.
"Brother, if you have any idea, just say it, brother, I will lose my speaker, you can't just ignore death!"
"What's the rush? Am I thinking about it? This is it..."
Seeing that it has been a while, Su Mali is still hesitating, which makes Kunpeng anxious.
"Brother, I'm your life and death brother! We're a lifelong friendship!"
Seeing that Kunpeng has talked to this point, if Su Mali is entangled again, it will really be unreasonable.
And it really couldn't do nothing about it, so simply, with a heartbroken, Su Marie directly told the truth.
"Do you still remember that our angels (Tian Zha also calls himself an angel)... have a way to transmit energy urgently?"
Hearing Su Mali's words, Kunpeng's eyes lit up.
"Brother, what you said is..."
But in a blink of an eye, Kunpeng frowned and said.
"But isn't this the transmission method between the opposite sex? We are the same sex, can this work?"
Hearing this, Su Mali said in disdain.
"If it's those female angels, even if they want to break their heads, it will definitely not work. But we, we are still different from them after all."
"Different? Why is it different?"
Seeing that Kunpeng still didn't understand, Su Mali gave it a blank look. With just one look, Kunpeng felt that his bones were brittle.
Then, Su Marie smiled charmingly.
"Isn't it just a hole? Is it really so important before and after?"
At the end, Su Mali didn't forget to add something.
"Don't tell me you haven't played with Tiangong Wang~"
Speaking of playing~ Kunpeng gradually became a little embarrassed...
But after thinking about it, Kunpeng said in shock.
"Brother, is it possible that you also played with King Tiangong...?"
Now that this has been said, Su Marie has no embarrassment.
"Relieve boredom~"
Hearing this, Kunpeng was also relieved.
Since everyone is the same, there is nothing to say.
Said, still a little excited.
"Brother, let's start now. But... I am passive, so you have to be gentle."
"Don't worry, brother, I will be very gentle to you~"
Seeing that the two of them were about to stage a blockbuster while they were talking, it was the shit-stirring blockbuster that made Ximen Lang most sympathetic.
This time Ximen Lang couldn't hold back anymore.
If you really watch this, then he will definitely have the eye of a needle!
Therefore, Ximen Lang hurriedly called a stop.
"Hey, those two shit-stirrings! Talk about you! Don't go any further! Otherwise, I'll kill you!"
Thanks for the reward from the boss who eats wife cakes at the end of the month, boss Niuhide!
(End of this chapter)
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