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Chapter 1099 Damn it, I used phonetic codewords on the third day because it was sunny

【"What are you two doing?! No, it should be what are you four doing?!"】

[Rick is very sure that the failure to merge the timeline is entirely because of these two brats. 】

[So Rick on the two timelines tacitly arranged the two of them in the same seat, and then began to preach and spread the gospel. 】

[Rick writes and draws on a whiteboard, and finally discusses a reality to the siblings, allowing them to recognize themselves. 】

["To put it simply, the two of you have the same status in my heart, because in my eyes, you both have changeable temperaments, are very sensitive, and are very clingy. Hysteria and small brains can be ignored! Now you both Understand?"】

【Facing Rick's mouth, both siblings lowered their heads. 】

[Because Rick knows that these two little guys just want to compete for favor in front of him, and want to be the child he loves the most, and he knows even more that he wants to use his love of words to make the two little guys It is impossible to calm down, because they will definitely have to decide whether they are high or low. 】

[If that's the case, let's make them worthless. 】

[It is true that I cannot satisfy everyone, but it is still very easy to dissatisfy everyone. 】

[Facts have proved that Rick's rhetoric is very effective. After he explained his theory of "You two are trash", the two siblings really stopped arguing about who is Rick's favorite child . 】

[But then, because of Morty's words on one timeline, Rick on that timeline was half a beat behind, and the merger of the timelines was unsuccessful. 】

【"Oh, damn it."】

[Rick presses the button, but the device doesn't work as it should. 】

[The next second, Rick's paranoia of persecution broke out. 】

【"Crazy! You damn crazy!"】

[Morty and Xia Mei on the two timelines were frightened when they saw the mad Morty, while Rick turned pale with fright, and at the same time began to move closer to madness, because out of self-importance Understand, Rick feels that the reason why the timelines are not merged is not that they are out of sync, but that the other party wants to solve this problem in a crazier but more convenient way! 】

【"He doesn't want to merge the timeline anymore, he wants to use other methods to solve this problem, he thinks it's easier to merge the timeline with it and destroy us and our timeline!"】

【"Hahahahaha!" Rick on the two timelines started laughing wildly at the same time, and they said in unison: "I have to admit, I have had this idea a long time ago!"]

【"Now, I can finally put it into practice!"】

"That's okay too?"

"The two timelines have entered an unstable quantum state at this moment, and the reason why they still exist is because the characters in the two timelines have the consciousness to exist, and the quantum entanglement between the two timelines." Dr. Manhattan He is an expert in this field, and he commented: "If one of them really dies, quantum entanglement will no longer exist, so whether they can return to a stable state from the quantum state depends on whether their hearts are firm enough to affect the loss. The quantum entangled timeline is back on track."

"So... idealistic?"

[Video continues]

[The two Ricks quickly transformed the timeline merger in their hands, transforming them into a weapon that can penetrate the limitation of the timeline and attack another timeline through quantum entanglement. Afterwards, the two Ricks began to go crazy s attack! 】

[Bang bang bang gunshots kept ringing, Rick shot at himself in another timeline again and again, and kept cursing: "I said it all, he is an inhuman antisocial lunatic! "]

"Does he not care that it's another self?"

"Ruicheng has appeared. I don't believe you said he didn't kill other Ricks."

[Video continues]

【"After you kill me, you won't be able to escape either!"】

【The two Ricks kept shooting. They judged the position of the other by the trajectory of the bullets, and then waited for the opportunity to launch a fatal blow! 】

【"I said he was a lunatic!"】

【"He's gone crazy!"】

【"The shattering of time must have driven him crazy!"】

[After I killed myself for a while, the original two timelines split into four! 】

【"Now there are three of them!"】

[The four Ricks said in unison: "We are outnumbered, hide in the closet!"]

【Then, they continued to say in unison: "Wait, don't really go in!"】

[Yes, this is also Rick's strategy, but since they are all Ricks, they really know themselves too well, I kill myself, I hit myself, but in the end there is no way to really solve the opponent. 】

[With the fierce rehearsal of the battle situation, Rick has gone completely insane, and finally he thought of an extremely crazy method, which is to solve the war by committing suicide! 】

【"No! You're crazy!"】

[Seeing that Rick was going to do something like this, Morty, who knew that this crazy old man really dared to pull the trigger, rushed up with a fire extinguisher in his hand at the last second and swung the fire extinguisher on Rick's head, smashing Rick Passed out, and successfully prevented him from seemingly committing suicide, which was actually suicide. 】

【"Fuck, what shall we do now?"】

[Fortunately, the purpose has followed Rick to adventure so many worlds, and it's not for nothing. After a long time of wandering, he has grown enough knowledge, and he can stand up and take the lead in an emergency. 】

【"If anyone on the timeline knocks Rick out at this time, then"】

[The two siblings on the four timelines unanimously dug out an iron cage and locked Rick in. 】

[When Rick woke up rubbing his head, he only saw himself locked in a cage, and the two siblings on the four timelines were standing one or two meters away in different positions, looking at the iron cage. Rick. 】

【"What did you do!"】

【"In order to prevent you from continuing to go crazy, we put you in a dog cage, because you were crazy just now!"】

【"Okay, let's verify it."】

[Rick took out his mobile phone, and sent a voice message to himself on the other three timelines across the timeline through the mobile phone. 】

【"Hey, Rick, I'm Rick. I was sorry before, don't take it to heart."】

[After hearing three identical messages on the phone, Rick finally felt relieved. 】

　My throat is itchy, but it's really fast, or I will type with voice in the future

　　
　
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