Master Sheng, Madam, she became popular all over the world by fortune-telling

Chapter 403 Setting up a stall on the overpass, fortune tellers (one more)
"Auntie Xie, you don't know that my mother listened to the slander of the magic stick, and actually burned a talisman to soak the water to force me to drink it, and she swore that as long as I drank the talisman water, I would be able to protect my body with divine light, be healthy, and be free from evil spirits." Back off!"

"I'm going to goddamn divine light body care. I want a bowl of talisman water to make my body healthy and all evils disappear. What do I need a doctor for? Everyone can get a bowl of talisman water and nothing will happen!"

Li Jinghua complained, and almost cursed.

"Me too... Aunt Xie, you don't know how unpalatable that talisman water is, not to mention bitter and astringent, and I drank it full of scum. I felt like I was going to die after drinking it."

"If it's just this one time, it's fine. I drank it anyway, so I'll make my mother happy. Who knows that my mother begged for two more talismans from the magic stick when I went home yesterday. It's already at home. It is offered in the built altar, and it is said that it needs to be drunk three times in a row to be effective!"

"After one time, three times. After three times, it will be five times and ten times. I have to drink up my father to forget it!"

Zhan Zhengli was also full of grievances, and he couldn't express it in front of his own mother, so he couldn't help but pour it out now.

Yan Shaopeng felt the same way, and the frowning face could almost pinch the mosquitoes to death.

Sheng Yunzhou's face became even more bitter, and he said: "I am worse than them, and speaking of which, this matter has something to do with you, you must be responsible for me!"

Xie Xihe: "...Are you sure you want me to be responsible?"

Sheng Yunzhou suddenly came back to his senses, only to realize that he accidentally said that he was bald, and quickly slapped himself on the mouth a few times, then changed his words: "No, no, what I mean is, you must save me ! I am your nephew!!!"

fake.

Xie Xihe complained in his heart, pressed his temples, opened the door to let the four of them enter the room, and said, "Tell me, what's going on."

Sheng Yunzhou immediately started to give a speech with emotion, saying: "It was the last time my grandfather was sick and had an operation, didn't my mother just find out about the relationship between you and my uncle, and then put her mind on me, urging me to go on a blind date every day Find a girlfriend."

"I told her that I had a fortune-telling with the master, and the master said that my marriage is not yet here, so let her stop thinking about it."

"The original intention was to try to make peace, but who knew that she didn't know whose slander she had listened to, and she actually said... said..." Sheng Yunzhou's face turned blue, and he couldn't finish speaking for a while.

In the end, Li Jinghua couldn't stand it anymore, and took over the conversation: "Aunt Tang said that Yunzhou followed Mr. Sheng's ass since he was a child, and we were the only ones who could play with him. We are 24, and we don't even have a friend of the opposite sex around us." , I suspect him..."

Li Jinghua glanced at Sheng Yunzhou, and suppressed a smile: "I suspect that he actually likes men."

Sheng Yunzhou's face turned blue: "My mother was so anxious that she started to go to the doctor in a hurry. Just when the magic stick appeared and became famous, my mother came to the door."

"I don't know exactly what she said. Anyway, after coming back from there, my mother has become more and more distracted. Every day, she either wears a red shiny jade pendant or a green shiny dress, and then presses me to go out and rub Ma Lu, you said that in this way, you will meet my true destiny."

The more Sheng Yunzhou talked, the more angry he became, and the more wronged he was, he said with a mournful face, "Auntie, you don't know that my mother bought me ten sets of green clothes, each of which was dazzling green, and two of them even wore a hat Yes, once I wear it on my body and then put the hat on my head, the rate of turning heads is [-]%!"

"It's almost more popular than you and my uncle!"

Li Jinghua's three cronies couldn't stop laughing, tears came out, and someone found a tweet on Weibo and showed it to Xie Xihe: "Don't say, Yunzhou is really popular now, #京都绿衣男#’s ultra-chat has already had millions of views, and he can be regarded as a well-known local Internet celebrity.”

Xie Xihe took the phone that Zhan Zhengli handed over and flipped through it.

[Today, when I was shopping in the mall, I saw a man with green hair all over his body. Not to mention, he looks pretty good-looking. Do you think I will be harassed if I strike up a conversation in the past? [dog head]]

[Hahahahaha!We met again, could it be fate, no, I must go over and strike up a conversation! 】

[See the man in green again, this time with a hat! 】

【Double again! 】

Xie Xihe looked at the Weibo under Chaohua, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

It has to be said that every middle-aged girl has her own unique ideas, even people like Tang Qionghua who are known for their gentleness, virtuousness, knowledge and understanding are no exception.

Xie Xihe expressed deep sympathy.

She returned the phone to Zhan Zhengli, changed the subject, and said, "So, how do you want me to save you?"

Of course, it is to defeat the magic stick and restore the Qingming in Kyoto!

The four of them looked at her with piercing eyes, wishing they could immediately bring her in front of the magic stick and let her and the other party have a PK between the magic stick and the magic calculation!

Xie Xihe: T^T
I couldn't help but pressed my temple again, and said: "According to what you said, this magic stick is now very famous in the circle of ladies in the capital, and is quite sought after and trusted. Do you think it is useful for me to stand out now?"

Maybe the magic stick casually planted a few crimes on her, and his disciples regarded her as a monster.

Although I can't do anything to her, it's still very sad to think about it.

Xie Xihe quietly looked at the four people opposite.

After complaining and venting, the four of them also calmed down a little now, and seriously thought about the feasibility of the matter.

Yan Shaopeng thought for a moment, nodded, and agreed with Xie Xihe's statement: "It's really not suitable, you have to think of a perfect plan first."

Zhan Zhengli deeply agreed: "My mother and the others have seen a lot of big scenes, but they were stunned by that magic stick. I don't know if they can tell fortunes, but the ability to deceive people is indeed first-class. Yes, Aunt Xie is right."

Li Jinghua: "So what should we do?"

Sheng Yunzhou was thinking hard, thinking hard, suddenly there was a "thump" in his mind, and his eyes lit up: "I have a solution!"

The four of them looked at him in unison.

Sheng Yunzhou's eyebrows are like a mouse, and his eyes are full of mystery.

After asking Xie Xihe, he quickly found out what her crime was... Bah, it was a fortune-telling tool, and then rushed out after picking up Xiaoming.

Xie Xihe, who moved in one go, didn't even react.

Can't, can only keep up.

Although she had expected that Sheng Yunzhou's "method" was unlikely to be reliable, but when she really arrived at the destination, she still fell into a deep silence when she saw the overpass with people coming and going.

A stall on the bridge is good or bad luck.

So, is this a fate that every fortune teller cannot escape?

Two words: convinced!

　good afternoon see you in the afternoon
　　
　
(End of this chapter)