Showdown: I'm Reborn

Chapter 68 Planting Pears
A person who has the right to meet the county magistrate, you say he is poor?

A person who joined the highest local circle (the circle of famous scholars), you say he is poor?
Speaking of this, Chu Xuan touched the back of his head again. He originally wanted to help his glasses, but this is an imaginary world, and there are no glasses.

"Therefore, poor scholars can only exist in story books, story legends, and stories passed down orally by ordinary people."

"So, when the virtual world arranges for us to be poor scholars, it means that this world is not based on the real history of the material world, but based on folklore."

"Liu Yi's biography? Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio? A Chinese Ghost Story? Strange Tales from Heaven? Gourd Baby? Journey to the West?" Lu Zhou continued to tell a series of strange stories.

Xiong Yan shook his head slightly: "I don't know either. Let's go to the city first, observe more, and collect more information. Also, remember, don't say the above directly in the virtual world in the future."

Everyone separated directly, several people formed a group, explored different directions respectively, agreed to gather in a restaurant in the county town, and then separated.

Xiong Yan's group went directly to the city.

The defenders of the city looked at the clothes of Xiong Yan and the others, guessed their identities, and secretly called out bad luck.

Even the fantasy side world abides by the Basic Law.

Therefore, in the fantasy side world, although Xiu is a poor man, not everyone can be bullied.At the very least, a soldier defending the city cannot directly bully a scholar, even if the scholar is very poor.

Therefore, after asking Xiong Yan for a lot of money, they also put Xiong Yan and others in.

The county seat is not big, with a total population of tens of thousands. The most prosperous places are just a few streets. Except for those few streets, the rest of the places seem very empty.

Therefore, Xiong Yan and the others quickly arrived near the restaurant.Sitting in the box on the second floor by the open window, listening to the discussion of the guests on the first floor, watching the people walking up and down the street, observing everything and collecting all the information that can be collected.

"Have you heard that the old Liu's house has been sold again?"

"What? Didn't someone die in his house just last month? As I remember, this is the third death in the past few years, right? Is there anyone willing to rent such a house? Don't die!"

"Hey, who knows, besides, only the locals know about it, but Lao Liu has a father-in-law who is a butcher, who wants to provoke him for no reason?"

"Hey, what a sin!"

Listening to the diners' conversation, Chu Xuan was thoughtful.

At this time, Chu Xuan's inner qi was blessing his ears, and his hearing became very good! (Reiki influence, the effect of hearing blessing is ten to a hundred times that of the real world)
Xiong Yan, on the other hand, looked at a Taoist priest who had just appeared in the distance.Then, he looked at a small vendor next to the restaurant.

The small trader looked at a large cart with a cart full of yellow-orange pears with leaves on them, which looked very fresh.

And this Taoist priest was dressed in tatters, tattered Taoist robe, torn turban, not even floating dust, so it was hard to say whether he was a Taoist priest or a beggar.

After he appeared, he looked at the cart of pears, strode over, and said seriously, "Give me one."

Good guy!
This is shameless!
Looking at this scene, Xiong Yan always felt familiar!
Of course, it's not that the allusion of planting pears is familiar, but the Taoist priest's proficiency in begging and the degree of righteousness make Xiong Yan involuntarily think of certain groups on the Internet in the Internet age.

"No!"

"One, I want one, and don't want more. Give me one and I'll leave here to beg elsewhere, otherwise, I won't leave." Said, the Taoist priest sat directly on the ground.

"You, you are unreasonable? I am also a small business, so I won't give it! No!"

"You have hundreds of pears in this cart, and I only want one. It's not a big loss to you. Why are you so angry?"

"Yeah, give him one."

"Yes, you can see that he is so miserable. Pity him."

"Anyway, he only needs one. If you give it to him, you can send him away?"

"It's really stingy, I don't even want to give a pear."

Regardless of whether everyone was booing or reasoning, this scene reminded Xiong Yan of a famous saying, which is a shocking boxing technique: "If you don't talk about the facts, don't you have any responsibility?"

Leaving aside the facts, this cart of pears will be misfortune by Taoist priests later, and will be distributed to everyone. Isn't there any mistake in the pear seller?
Putting the facts aside, the pear seller must be wrong!

Seeing this, Xiong Yan guessed what was going to happen next, and glanced at Chu Xuan. Chu Xuan nodded, expressing his understanding of Xiong Yan's thoughts.

After a while, the two couldn't stop arguing, and the buddy couldn't stand it anymore, so he bought a pear and gave it to the Taoist priest.Holding the pear in his hand, the Taoist said with a smile: "The monks are very generous. I have good pears. Now please eat them together."

"Since you have pears, why don't you eat your own?"

"I need pear pits for seeds."

After eating the pears in three or two bites, he dug a hole, put the pear pits in it, buried some soil, and then asked a buddy for water, and poured it directly.

A ladle of water goes down, and the pear tree sprouts and unearthed.

After two ladles of water, the pear tree rose to a height of ten feet.

After three ladles of water, the pear tree rose to a height of three feet. It looked like it was several decades old, and it was full of fragrant pears. It was already ripe at first glance.

The Taoist climbed up the pear tree vigorously, picked the pears and gave them to the onlookers, and soon delivered them to Xiong Yan and Chu Xuan.

"Come, eat pears, delicious pears!"

"Illusion is fun?" Xiong Yan said suddenly.

"The method of blinding the eyes is indeed exquisite. Your research on the way of spirit is unique, but that's not the reason for you to do it!" While speaking, Chu Xuan grabbed the Taoist priest's right hand.

The Taoist broke free subconsciously, and then he yelled out in pain, and passed out. Before he passed out, he looked at Chu Xuan's face with a sense of doubt.

"Bluish face?"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"In today's world, where can I find someone who is blue and purple? Could it be that an immortal descended from the earth?"

Hearing this, Xiong Yan and Chu Xuan looked at each other and made another guess.

Outside, when the Taoist passed out, the illusion disappeared automatically, and soon there was the cry of the pear farmer and the laughter of the audience.

The farmer who sells pears may be a bit stingy, but the pears are his own, and he has the right to decide whether to give them to Taoists who come to beg.

However, when the farmer was fooled by the Taoist priest and lost all his pears, the onlookers only thought that the farmer deserved it, and they didn't think that it was the Taoist priest who bullied ordinary people by relying on the magic method.

This is a typical example of a transcendent who doesn't follow the rules, uses supernatural powers at will, and bullies ordinary people.As a result, a group of ordinary people around them not only did not have sympathy for the peasants of their class, but instead laughed at the peasants, saying that he was stingy.

It is no exaggeration to say that the universal values ​​of this world are problematic.Xiong Yan frowned, and found some broken silver from the Taoist priest's wallet, and gave it to the pear seller.

It's not that there is no more money, but in today's environment, a piece of silver can kill a person.

(End of this chapter)