Live Jianbao: Baoyou, you are very wrong

Chapter 688 You Can Be Considered a Maoshan Taoist Priest
Baoyou also understand what the half-two gold is talking about.

Nodding slightly, a little admired.

This is much better than those bullshit masters who take credit for themselves when they see some news.

Although what Baoyou said just now is not specified, what else can I say.

But most of them knew what they were talking about.

A series of events held in Xiaguo recently also have recent weather anomalies.

All kinds of chaotic rumors are overwhelming on the Internet.

Some people say that this is a battle in the Feng Shui world, and some say that it involves a dispute over the fate of the country.

However, the views of most netizens are still very consistent.

"The fantasy novels 20 years ago didn't write such bad plots anymore."

"It seems that Miss Banliangjin is right!"

"Don't say that!"

In the live broadcast room, someone suddenly spoke up.

"Fellow Daoist Banliang Jin said this is too biased. You are only proficient in the five Taoist arts and fortune-telling by mountain doctors, or you may be proficient in one divination. It is inappropriate to make such a big talk."

"Which... Taoist priest are you?"

The treasure friends didn't finish their sentence, but when they saw the certified name of the speaker, they froze in place and swallowed the onion word.

"Maoshan?"

"Is it your ancestor who died in the rumors?"

Seeing this sentence, Baoyou really couldn't hold back.

Beating people without slapping them in the face, it's simply too simple to directly say about the other party's patriarch by rumours.

"It's not the Patriarch! It's Dao Patriarch!"

The speaker sent an application for Lianmai.

"Can this still be connected?" The treasure friends were a little curious.

After all, this performance is directly to smash the field.

"Tell me."

Everyone is still guessing, the video has been connected, and a middle-aged man wearing a purple and red Taoist uniform appears.

With a square face, a Taoist crown on his head, and a dust whisk in his hand, he looks upright, more like a supervisor than a Taoist priest.

"Miss Banliangjin, we support you!"

"Yes yes yes! We support you!"

Friends of the treasures, the barrage is swiping the screen.

There is no special idea for half a tael of gold.

Looking at the barrage, waiting for this person to talk about his situation.

"Half two gold masters."

The Taoist priest bowed politely before speaking.

"Just now I said that you don't understand these things, because you really don't understand! Our Maoshan lineage is good at catching ghosts and eliminating demons. The ancestor master was also able to easily summon the punishment law of heavenly thunder back then."

"In terms of lethality, our Maoshan lineage dares to be number one in the Taoist sect, even if it is Tianshi Mountain."

Baoyou listen to it like listening to fantasy novels.

Looking at the screen again, Taoist Maoshan made a yellow talisman.

"This is a replica of the palm thunder talisman paper used by our ancestor some time ago. I will demonstrate it to you now, so that you can know that Maoshan Taoism is not just for show."

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand out of thin air, and a sonic boom came out of his palm, followed by a roar, and the talisman paper exploded directly.

"Fuck!"

"??"

"What did I see?"

"This shit, aren't you joking?"

"Call Master Ning!"

All the friends were dumbfounded.

Just now Banliangjin told them to believe in science, but it is unscientific for anyone to see this thing without saying a word.

"Science, very science!"

Ning Fan nodded when he saw the barrage of friends.

"how is this possible?"

Friends, I don’t understand now. Is there any word in the screen full of science?
"Let's not talk about the ancient technique of falling thunder, but now the palm thunder..."

Ning Fan suddenly stopped and laughed twice.

"Have you ever played cannonball?"

The treasure friends frowned, feeling that the name was a little strange.

Someone posted a picture before remembering what this is.

"The person who wrote this kind of talisman paper is very smart, and used the craftsmanship of throwing cannons on the talisman paper."

"The cinnabar he prepared has phosphorus powder on it, and it can react with black powder as long as it is rubbed, and then explode."

"This is a trick thousands of years ago, and your Maoshan lineage is still using it. Isn't there some innovation?"

"you!"

When Taoist Maoshan heard this, his face darkened, but he couldn't refute.

He didn't expect the thunder in his palm to expose the key point in one face-to-face encounter.

"I, our Maoshan can still kill ghosts!"

The Taoist shouted and pulled out a mahogany sword.

"Well, it's pretty good."

Before waving it, Ning Fan was already laughing.

"This kind of paper is pre-coated with ferric chloride, and the wooden sword is dipped in potassium thiocyanate. It can be regarded as high school chemistry knowledge at most."

"If you haven't learned anything new from your lineage, let me find someone to teach you a little bit. Maybe it's more comprehensive than what you have learned. Don't be so misleading."

After speaking, he shook his head.

"You, I am too embarrassed to say that you are a Taoist priest. It is too embarrassing for a Taoist priest. At best, you are a wandering warlock, and you are still the kind of swindler."

This……

Friends of Bao really admire Ning Fan's insight.

They were about to forget the existence of these things, and they didn't expect Ning Fan to remember them so clearly.

Taoist Maoshan also froze in place, and didn't say a word for a long time.

"I...you, this...isn't what you said!"

"These are the orthodox ways of Maoshan. You are playing tricks here, and you have bad intentions!"

"Laugh!"

"I really can't bear this serious look."

"As expected of Master Ning, it's really amazing!"

"Just wait and see how the Taoist priest responds."

At this time, treasure friends don't care whether those things are true or not, they just want to see what the Taoist priest plans to say.

"I don't believe that there are still people who can talk about Maoshan Taoism in front of me!"

The Taoist shook his whisk and didn't listen to Ning Fan's words.

"Is it?"

A message appeared in the barrage.

Seeing the speaker, Bao friends all laughed.

"Dr. Shaffer, are you not chanting scriptures?"

"Recite the scriptures?"

Dr. Schaffer kept up with the news and kept up with new words in no time.

"Chanting scriptures is not as comfortable as teaching Taoist priests. These days, poor monks don't know who to discuss with after learning the scriptures. Finally, a Taoist priest came, so I have to talk about it."

After finishing speaking, he said directly without waiting for the Taoist priest to speak.

"Huayang is eternal day by day, and it is the time when the three kings travel and look forward to it."

"???"

The treasure friends were stupefied, not understanding why Dr. Shafer started to recite the text without saying a word.

"What do you mean?"

Taoist Maoshan was also stunned.

"I... benefactor, you don't even know this?"

"What do I know? Is this something I should know?"

The Taoist said sharply.

The rosary in Dr. Shaffer's hands stopped, and he looked at the screen in a daze.

For a long time.

Silently read.

"The monks don't lie, the monks can't curse, the monks must have quality, Amitabha."

The friends of Bao couldn't help but laugh when they heard this string.

Clutching his stomach, he took a long time to recover before asking what was going on?

How could this sentence make Dr. Shaffer so angry.

"Chun Rong in Yudong, when Wan surnames visit the court."

"Amitabha, these are the words in the classic "Sanmao Emperor's Treasure Repentance" that you Maoshan sect disciples must learn."

"The entire Maoshan Taoist platoon respectfully invites the ancestor's rituals, such as the above table, invite generals, flame mouth, subduing demons and other golden and yellow scriptures are all recorded here."

"You don't know? Then what kind of Maoshan Taoist are you?"

Dr. Shaffer spoke, and the treasure friends finally understood what happened.

Silently sticking out a thumbs up.

This is a real cow!

(End of this chapter)